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Possible scenario of a boomer buying Disney today.

Possible scenario of a boomer buying Disney today.

FreeMeFromMySins

'I remember when these were just comics, I'm all in.'


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NihilusFakie

shut up loser


superflaccider

Worked at TDA. Can confirm this.


Zerole00

People make trade orders over the phone? How are you able to hide the disgust in your voice?


TrialbySnu

He's just trying to avoid the HFT undercutters


superflaccider

I couldn’t. Even with market orders they would also blame me if the price went down and say it was our fault for not executing it at a better price. The best though is when they bought OTC/penny stocks with phone orders. Utterly fucking ridiculous. I eventually went to TDA’s Trade Desk (Level 2 with Forex/Futures) to not talk to dumbfucks anymore.


dzrtguy

Overleveraged from the trip to Destin beach, Virginia beach, Outerbanks, etc. some bougie shithole tourist trap where your sagged out wife gets on some fresh 22 year old dick to sew her wild oats "before she feels old" when you're blacked out drunk. You gotta buy on credit and the EFT will take 4-6 business days which is a sad representation of your whole life, career and net worth.


AncientMight

way to spill your guts man. guess we all just need someone to talk to, even if it is a bunch of autistic 20 year olds (hey the guy who fucked you wife might be on here!)


dzrtguy

Who says I'm not the 22 year old? I can hang a wet towel on my leverage.


likekoolaid

I feel like it would be easier to hang something on a smaller...leverage


Vi0lentByt3

Damn that needs to be your flair now i guess


dzrtguy

A bit long, don't ya think?


Vi0lentByt3

“I can hang a wet towel on my leverage” was what i was thinking


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Vi0lentByt3

That his leverage is strong and hard af bb


dogburglar42

Wet towels are fairly heavy


Captain_Quarantine

Sea Muslim


mkultra33

Lmao REAL


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You work for TDA.


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

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fonzy541

Ooohhhhh weeeeee!


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

Ayyyyyyyy! 👍🏻👍🏻


edison_joao

lol


snowdaruma

I bought a call yesterday for Disney expiring on 11/29. Made $2,000 so far but this is only my second call. Should I sell it tomorrow or just wait until it expires?


IAmNotThatGood

TAKE PROFITS


Sinadins

Probably think about taking profits very soon, you might get a little IV crushed if open tomorrow isn't strongly positive


Space_Quixote

Yes


Zerole00

Assuming you have kids one day, would you want to tell them the shame of having weak hands? Think of your future kids, give them something to be proud of Also I'm slightly sadistic so take that advice with a grain of salt


drager1109

Do you work for Schwab lmao


DarklyAdonic

Schwab has no fees for regular trades anymor


polygonsforpresident

Ok boomer


despitebeing13pc

I bought 5 on degiro last month and gained £65 today, is this tendie money yet? what if disney+ bombs? How much more profit can the company actually make from this shit


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i also have gained 65 ponds this last month... too much chipotle :(


Space_Quixote

Long CMG


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But is it all you can eat?


PleaseBuffTechies

We don't talk in your dirty European money here. Tendies are currency here. Also, the company can make a bunch more. You're talking about a program that 10 million people signed up for in one day. Turns out there's more than 10 million people on earth.


AussieFIdoc

> We don't talk in your dirty European money here. Tendies are currency here. Well GBP are an essential step in trading dollars for tendies.