T O P

Sending Powell a box of Laduree macarons. Made ~2M today, ignore total in pic since it counts ACAT transfer in of roughly 6M. If Amazon goes up tomorrow...

Sending Powell a box of Laduree macarons. Made ~2M today, ignore total in pic since it counts ACAT transfer in of roughly 6M. If Amazon goes up tomorrow...

Mason_1022

This looks like fuckin GTA


Nukkil

Short $LifeInvader


TheEpicTurban

This dude working as an assassin for Lester


HarisC3

I know a guy that can turn that into -$58k for you


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risk free


DarkStarFTW

Literally can't go tits up


tcopple

Free money


PUG_THE_PUG

Dont you mean -$58MM?


mberry86

They banned it so we dont all get rich


TheOne670

You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you.


madrigalisreal

Dude I don't even have an assistant. I just go to Starbucks for coffee and do all my own document scans and whatnot.


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Hire me bro. I scan anything you want


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TheNoobtologist

Shit, for that kind of money he’ll suck your dick while he’s at it!


REHTONA_YRT

I'll supervise him sucking your dick. "More on the balls dude. Balls are 40% of the orgasm."


Alejandrooid

This guy sucks


BalognaRanger

No, he’s awesome


BeerMeem

There is literally no difference between sucking and being awesome.


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I can be the QA guy. I’ll write SOPs about how/where/when dick-sucking should take place and who should supervise the suction exercise.


DoingCharleyWork

Only if he's getting water for it too.


TheBlackOut2

Someone wireshark this homie in that Starbucks lol


Patton370

I dont want anything (unless you're in Alabama and want to buy me a beer), but isnt your time worth the cost of someone else scanning in documents for you? I know in lean manufacturing & in agile, it's all about having the most skilled workers utilizing their time most effectively.


madrigalisreal

True! However I'm also a little OCD. So...yeah.


ChiTown_Bound

Gives you a purpose still too man. Purpose is really important in life, I’m really realizing that, while you guys yolo like a mfer.


madrigalisreal

Purpose IS life. I mean, money isn't really important unless you have an idea of what it really is. It's just a promise between you and the government to be compensated for your services. But how do you want to be compensated? What do you really need, as opposed to what do you really want? Being a good trader is awesome because being a good anything is awesome - but there's more to life than this. I go out with and take care of my girl, enjoy the ballet, eat delicious food - that's what I work hard for, you feel me?


liquor_for_breakfast

>money isn't really important "Money is like air, it's only important if you don't have it" - not me


tastar1

having money's not everything, not having it is. \- Ye


Daddytrades

The words I live by.


EveryoneHasGoneCrazy

Hear you loud bro, nothing quite like a walk on the beach, Easy Mac, and these unidentified bath salts after a long day of pretending to know how to read candle charts


madrigalisreal

The key is to turn the chart upside down when you are losing money, bro.


EveryoneHasGoneCrazy

i tried that but the chart was displayed on my monitor so I ended up knocking over my Mountain Dew Code Red and ruining my keyboard but I think I can call that a loss on my taxes


madrigalisreal

startup cost expense, definitely. I'd go to my backers (mom) and get some capex (Christmas/birthday money) and then tell her I don't need a job can't you see I'm working god you don't understand me at all


leaves-throwaway123

Y’all motherfuckers are wild man


St8Troopa

Until yo girl pull a bezos on you.


madrigalisreal

we aren't married though!


St8Troopa

Don't speak too soon. It's a part of her plan to get them tendies


madrigalisreal

Shit, she's put up with me for this long, she deserves them. Plus she's WAAAAAAAY hotter than I probably deserve, and very sweet, and kind, and devoted, so...yeah I'll probably be gettin' Bezosed.


kittybot19

I would like to offer you a one time offer to hire me . I don’t have any skills but my mum thinks I’m funny and plus I can do your coffee runs.


madrigalisreal

...but I like going to Starbucks - cute indie rock girls with awful tats are my guilty eye candy pleasure.


wunderbreadv2

Where do you get your option plays from?


madrigalisreal

My team discussed what to do every day, then we make decisions as a team for large positions (5M +). For positions like this, we generate speculative positions together then find good price points and wait to get them. We don't buy into anything unless it's at a price and time we can all agree we can double in size to protect our entry.


im_coolest

lol that's gay i just use the discord pm guy


madrigalisreal

I mean, his trading record is impeccable, I can't see why anyone would NOT want to pay him for trading tips! /s


wunderbreadv2

Interesting, what financial techniques do you use, to find out when a stock is ripe to buy?


madrigalisreal

I feel them. I FEEEEEEEEL the market. No, I really just look at premiums and ask if they make sense, decide on a macro direction, go from there. Earnings period I do a LOT of research using upstream and downstream sources (for example, for FB I already knew the move to Instagram and growth on video ads was roughly 120 percent) and then make a play. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. You can see that I left 9M in cash because I'm not trying to risk too much, even though this is my risky account.


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You are so fucking acoustic


hoohoohama

You gotta HEAR the market!


cover1222

Dude if this is your risky account what’s the asset allocation like compared to your ‘safe’ account(s)? And where did you start? Like do you have 20MM liquid or something? This just blows my mind. It’s one thing if you are just a bored rich kid with a shit load of free cash to play with but if you grew this from 20k or something you’re the God of WSB.


jimNjuice

What does one have to do to join this team? ....Asking for a friend


madrigalisreal

You have to be chosen by the forces of light, so if you have like a birthmark that glows when you are facing the powers of evil, that's usually a good indicator.


jimNjuice

I was wondering what this light was. 🤔 So now that I'm officially in. I'll quit my job tomorrow and will be fully moved in this weekend


JamesRustleford

Hey Paulie what’s up? Yeah no everything’s fine. Hey listen I quit.


amicusorange

Apparently when the tendies reach sufficient size they become *le macarons.*


madrigalisreal

Gotta bake em to get the right laminate because your choux is shit without enough bake time, and how will you win the showstopper round now?!


amicusorange

I could eat a thousand profiteroles, my god.


madrigalisreal

not a very petit dejeuner though.


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Aw great the lad also watches Bake Off!!!!!


madrigalisreal

I love it. Now when I go out to eat if the puff pastry isn't perfectly laminated I'm like "what is this SHIT DO YOU THINK PAUL WOULD SHAKE YOUR HAND"


Richt3r_scale

The hell is this


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9.4 million dollars in cash, that's more than the net worth of [136 average Americans](https://www.thebalance.com/american-net-worth-by-state-metropolitan-4135839) and it's in cash on a WSB meme account


Guest_1337

or 1360 wsb degeneredditors


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How many starving children in Africa would that be


engineermark

All of Africa


-SetsunaFSeiei-

2.5 Africas


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Tastemysoupplz

Stuff like this trips me out, it's easy to forget that other people out there have balances like this. Just 1% of this would change my life completely and all of this is in a play account for someone else. Crazy how different all our lives are.


CarbonFiberFootprint

You can join them. Have you ever heard of box spreads?


tylersprice

Show me the way miyogi


[deleted]

So its real or a joke?


hello2016

Yeah what’s all this green stuff and lots of commas? Can anyone ELI5?


Mattlewis4494

Your comment made me laugh a lot more than it should


akalocke

Galactic Jesus. I made $50 today and was cool with that. You should be posting to r/nextfuckinglevel


madrigalisreal

Nah man. Any gain is good. You beat the market - doesn't matter the amount. Just matters that you won.


Stronedelphicon

Q. What sort of nonsensical bullshit is this statement? A. The Khabib Nurmagomedov #1 bullshit kind. ​


madrigalisreal

It's true though! I admire the guys in here that win, no matter what the amount. There is literally no difference between what I do and what other guys in here do except for the amounts. It's still massive risk taking, and everyone should be proud, even if they just make a penny. A win is a win.


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Unless you're like me and somehow lose half your net worth on Visa calls...I think I'm a special kind of retarded Edit: thanks for my first gold I think? Fuck


madrigalisreal

I've done worse. I lost like 9M back in 2010 or 11( can't remember) on a company that did modular construction of nuclear power plants...because my positions were so big they were essentially the entire market. I got out of my options, but in doing so I caused the stock itself to tumble a significant amount. So what should have been a 1-2M loss was 9M instead. I've been that guy, man. You can always recover though.


NotChristina

Damn. There’s money, and then there’s *oops I fucked up a whole company* money. I don’t know how you got to that point, but good on you, man.


MudDoc23

There’s a huge difference, you singlehandedly and stupidly killed the market (for a short time) on something you virtually owned the whole market for and took a massive loss. The majority of us on the other hand yolo money we can’t afford to lose on long shots and get assraped by the market.


madrigalisreal

trust me, when the ass raping occurs, it doesn't matter why it's happening, it just matters that it's long and hard and awful.


MudDoc23

Also since you replied to a peasant of my stature, what did you start with, and exactly what do I have to do to sell my soul to Satan to be able to trade like you? I’d like to also find a way to short my soul once I’ve decided to sell it.... it’s not doing anything for me currently


madrigalisreal

the problem is your multiple is most likely very low. Satan (Goldman Sachs I mean) will probably offer you...3x EBITDA, which for you is probably low, right? Sucks bro. My previous post answered a lot of questions though!


donutbreadonme

reroll life and get rich parents.


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Why are the numbers so big? Is there a code to unlock that feature?


madrigalisreal

Up up down down left right left right b a b a select start


Daddytrades

I can appreciate a Contra man.


madrigalisreal

Man, you better be a goddamn Contra man.


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KangooQ

> 15k to 2mil in four years Jesus fuck.


ChampionOfTheSunAhhh

This was definitely a grossly disingenuous statement though. It's true he might've had 15k but family businesses / holdings, trust funds, etc accumulated that wealth. Homie didn't just trade 15k to 2 mil, and even if he did he had a hell of a security net if he lost it all. This isn't a rags to riches story if you see the other post. No hate though he's a nice dude


ImSnootheredditalien

If he's in his late 30's now that means he was , lets say 17-19 in 1999. Your telling me a 17-19 year old turned 15k to 2-3m in 4 years while apparently going to college for an accounting and economics degree? Family money 100% Right from his mouth "That's not to say my fam doesn't have assets elsewhere. 90M in my conservative fund, I own a 100M building, 30M at Goldman in a heritage fund, etc." "It's possible. In 1999 I had 15k? By 2003, I was at ~2-3M, 2009 was like 50M, 2018 was 200M...then FB killed me and I'm back to 100M total" These kind of liars shouldn't be looked up to as if they are some kind of self made trading genius


anincompoop25

Did we just find Donald Trump Jrs Reddit account?


ChampionOfTheSunAhhh

My problem is the "I did it so you can do it too" insincere stereotypical ideology. The 15k to 2mil thing is an absurd farce to feel better about yourself, like you paved your own road to victory. You did not make your success, you came out of the uterus with 100 million in the bank account and a guaranteed lifelong career and that's totally ok just stop trying to feign that it's not the case. Also when you contextualize it, it's not that impressive to make bank on an account you can just refill back up with 80mil after you blow it up on ridiculous trades. This is like a high school kid trading on RH with his chores allowance, with a lot of extra zeroes.


TheeBillOreilly

Trust funds returned ♾ % over those 4 years


S54Kaleb

As much as I enjoy the autism. A good gains post does also make my hot dog rigid.


Ovrdatop

/r/brandnewsentences


KinkyWhiteBread

I made $.94 today, so I’d say we’re both having a good Wednesday Edit: we’re all having a good Wednesday!


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KinkyWhiteBread

Three of us!


VacationLover1

Did you get all this advice from that pay by month discord I received in PM from some rando? If so I am joining as well Edit: Since quite a few of you autists are messaging me for the discord saying you are willing to pay me.. they are scams and I am not in one so quit asking me


madrigalisreal

Of course!


MinionCommander

Best $9.49 you ever spent?


Wetcat9

Need to get on that 90% success rate...absolutely destroying my 0% rate


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klaproth

r/consulting


MDFCB

What the fuck


etherpromo

this guy is def not a retard and doesnt belong here


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Jahmay

-$57k


Moon_Man1969

Just a small loan of a million dollars


Hinohellono

Bruh you have 18mm. What the fuck you doing here


madrigalisreal

I love this sub. What are you doing here? This is the best hive of scum and villainy in the world. Except for the Goldman HQ in NYC, maybe.


Hinohellono

I mean I don't have 18MM. If I did I probably would be doing lines off of hookers somewhere.


su5

Fuck that. I would be grinding that money constantly. Doing research, placing bets, the whole nine. I would bet by the end of the week I could have that under a mil


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Momar11

$18mm is fuck you money. Hell $10mm would be fuck you money for me... so that's a $8mm yolo account then, amirite?


mulligun

"So that's a $8mm yo account then, amirite?" For about two weeks. Then it's a $2k yolo account.


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chesterfieldkingz

I've learned a few things from his account, mostly that I want weird Asian food and a Pixel 3. What a fuckin life


Gahvynn

I don’t know. We are upfront with no hidden agendas. They’ll go around with their analysts pumping up stocks, the investment side sells their position, and then the analysts will magically know it’s time to downgrade that shit. ^(/s)


madrigalisreal

Exactly! Haha. I like how reckless people are in this sub, and it's nice to see people willing to risk it all. That's the only way to win. You guys can all get to where I am - the only difference is capital.


lieslieslieslieslies

OK I HAVE ALL CAPITAL. WHAT DO NOW?


madrigalisreal

Hahaha


slaycrazed

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Gahvynn

Hey, I just appreciate that people share openly in here, you rarely get people going off on political tangents (unless it directly relates to trading), and on occasion some solid trading advice. Thanks for sharing, have a good day. Say hi to Papa Bezos if you personally know him =)


madrigalisreal

Exactly! Also I don't know Bezos but I know his girl Alexa, she cute.


Boilers99

But you didn't go all in, what makes you think you belong here?


madrigalisreal

I tried! The rest of my team vetoed.


burgerthrow1

Time to cut the deadweight!


Zerole00

>Except for the Goldman HQ in NYC, maybe. Oh come on, I'm sure there are a couple sex dungeons in Saudi Arabia that could give them a run for their money


madrigalisreal

Those sex dungeons are quite civil!


Guest_1337

can i interest you in a business proposal?


BOWWSS

I am the king of Nigeria and will be speaking on his behalf


Guest_1337

I wont fall for this shit again


AlmostTheNewestDad

God damnit I am exceedingly poor.


IAmABlubFish

Nice. Account is under a LLC Partnership? Why did you choose that structure instead of a trust?


madrigalisreal

Owned by three trusts actually. It's a way to avoid estate taxes.


surfinfan21

I avoid estate taxes too but I don’t need a legal entity. Luckily the feds haven’t decided to tax loses yet.


madrigalisreal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Apocrypen

Oof


feetch5

science, folks


nofear220

that's how mafia works


sheenweedy

Jesus Christ I’m poor


2milkshakes1straw

I read your replies throughout the thread and I can honestly say you sound like a good dude. And by that I mean I want to have a civil union with you.


madrigalisreal

I prefer it to be uncivil, where we make passive aggressive remarks to each other all the time.


Mkrause2012

No thanks. I’m already in one of those unions.


hoopo

daamn i'll never reach 10k trading and you have 17.5 freaking millions


madrigalisreal

You'll make it. Take smart risks and be patient. You'll be ok.


Mathasuer

This what u/1R0NYMAN aspired to become


madrigalisreal

but he became something far greater. the hero that wallstreetbets deserves.


goodfast1

What is happening here. Am I in the right subreddit?


coaster132

oh my fucking God did you actually just make 8 mil in one day


madrigalisreal

No, it was really 2M, 6M was from an ACAT that hit today.


coaster132

oh my fucking God did you actually just make 2 mil in one day


madrigalisreal

well, yeah. You can note I was down around 1M before today though, in actuality.


coaster132

alright but I do actually have questions; how old are you, and how long have you been trading? how much did you start with and is this what you do full time? Also is this your whole portfolio or just your pocket change for WSB memes edit: nvm chief I just scrolled down and saw you already answered a bunch of questions, good shit


madrigalisreal

1)late 30s. 2)more than 15 years. 3)I answered these in my previous post. I do not do this full time, I run a few businesses. 4)this is a risk account - i.e. if I lose everything, it's not a problem.


coaster132

for real though ask a mod to pin some faq answers at the top so you don't have to keep doing this lmao


madrigalisreal

I'm too lazy. It's cool, I'm listening to the MSFT earnings call right now, while I answer stuff. It's all good.


thestimp

Damn thought my 100k AMD gains today were worth celebrating.. gonna go cry in my old BMW now.


madrigalisreal

DUDE CONGRATS! Seriously, that's great! Tomorrow is another good day I think, keep it up!


thestimp

The drop from 34 hurt but i got out in time to avoid severe losses.... this gain is lovely for the restart!


Laplace_Poker

The almighty god of WSB has graced us with his presence. This has to be the most number of figures in green i have seen on this sub.


madrigalisreal

Nah man. We are all the same - I just have more zeroes. I'm no different than the other traders on here, believe me.


noobmasterz2

So you're saying...your losses are as great or greater than your gain, so ultimately your tendies are the same as us! One of us, one if us!


madrigalisreal

Well no, I mean I make a lot of money trading, but the same approach to risk applies. I just have more tools in my bag to fix my mistakes. Like a lot more tools. Like so many more tools good lord


tonyMEGAphone

I'm a tool. How can I use that to make money?


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madrigalisreal

I already have a place in Newport, I'm good.


sudocaptain

Don’t get it. How did the Amazon put go up so much today?


madrigalisreal

It's a sold put.


heroesmakeheroes

I quit my job right now and work for you


madrigalisreal

Don't! Work for yourself, man. Always elevate your self first.


sprchrgddc5

I started a window cleaning business last week. I’ll clean your windows for a nice $50 naked, but nipple protectors because I have sensitive nipples.


madrigalisreal

up until nipple protectors I was reaching for my wallet, but then I started reaching for my voodoo doll.


travelling_salesman1

Holy fuck good work big papa


madrigalisreal

I was down close to 1M until today; that's why I don't go short term or all in. I needed capital to buy in, and time for positions to move. I'm eating a big Mac tonight, that's for sure.


Zoutelande_

yolo 100k on micron calls just to flex on us poor retards


madrigalisreal

I wouldn't touch Micron if you paid me.


nikofili

You have been banned from r/wallstreetbets


BehindtheComputer

From hero to zero, just like that


Zoutelande_

Weak.


madrigalisreal

true true.


CrusaderThraex

Lemme borrow bout tree fiddy so I can recoup after my MSFT calls become worthless tomorrow


madrigalisreal

My partners won't let me do that, I think. Sorry man. MSFT should be okay; I wouldn't panic. You have larger macro news items that should push the market in general up, and tech specifically up (given the implied volatility for tech).


madrigalisreal

BTW, I can't remember who chided me for having delayed quotes before, but I turned on real time quotes, ok mom!


death-loves-time

look at this guy, he actually bothers to check short volume reports


SG-123

How can’t Reddit tell this is fake? I despair sometimes The prices and totals in his screenshot have numerous errors, including showing P&L in the wrong direction on the puts for the day. Lost $100m on Facebook last year.... He models Fed minutes? Never heard of anyone doing that before. But because it’s a nonsensical concept. Trades options, but doesn’t seem to understand them at all (mixed up the direction of his Greeks earlier) You’re indulging a fantasist people


LoveOfProfit

Well, you can *actually* buy a small yacht with those gains.


madrigalisreal

A really small one.


BestPersonOnTheNet

In b4 this guy is caught illegally exporting iphones and scamming loans.


NinjaLip

Jesus... fucking goals. In 5 years I will have this same screenshot and kind words of advise for fellow degenerates.


madrigalisreal

If we all elevate, then we aren't degenerates no more, right?


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mauitrader

why is price paid for 2 of those amazon calls 0.0000?


kms1990

There is a new swinging dick in town.


madrigalisreal

I'm Asian though so it's very small. You need a 4k t.v. to see it.