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Imagine paying $500+ for a 60sec ad read like this

Imagine paying $500+ for a 60sec ad read like this

bretzky911

Talmbonnit.


penus_poop69

“Plant-based protein for the plant lovers.” It’s impossible to be more moronic than this sack of shit.


readyforthehouse

Imagine buying anything that this huge fraud told you to buy


PleasePMmeSteamKeys

Dis nigga retarded?


Killer89Tofu

Can we crowd-fund an r/Thefighterandthekid ad read?


RomeoOsorio

Why would we ever want to support schaub, regardless of the idea?!? Starve him out & let him die.....


lizardtaco

But without B could there be any homeless cats in the kitchen? Axe Jay.


asorals

Top idea


randomymetry

onnit products are as effective as alex jones infowars store


dugg95

"There’s is no concrete in our products, there’s very little asbestos"


Tesseractivate

And funny enough this is one his more coherent ad reads. He's had some reeeeeal had ones, I'll look in a sec and edit my post with some Edit: https://streamable.com/8psbnw https://v.redd.it/hj0u9ee46w271 This absolute gem:. https://v.redd.it/upkmdj2z3dr31


Seaweed-Remarkable

Put your HUUUUH? on the kettlebells bubba?? Waterrrr we duuuune


willburg1

Don’t say “big dick beaters on in the world” though.


Competitive-Pass-287

That ad read cost a lot more than 500$ hahhahahahha that’s the sad part.


jb4threee

1 in 5 words in this video were slurred.


Material-Principle72

cawfee too


wargasm800

talkmbout slupplemants


TonyPonder

He takes Alphabrain? Where do I get some?


cheeboiga

feryerhelth


maximus-13

Gettin that haircut money bubba


Casio_Tone

He CURED his speech impediment on his own people!