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Dre_Dede

You are so sexy, bro 👉


Fjsbanqlpqoanyes

With your thumb pointing to god


[deleted]

Bang 💥


alc0th

I like it because following this logic you would be complimenting Lucifer if you say it pointing your thumb to yourself.


FaultPrevious

That's why you use knife hands.🫲🫱 That way you can point all the blame at the individual.


[deleted]

I imagine an older man gesturing in this manner to a car that’s been crashed while shouting at another man doing the same 🤣


NotAnEnemyStandUser-

My band director does that. He flicks his wrist and then points his whole hand in your general direction and with a completely straight face says “boi” and then goes back to whatever he was doing. It’s kinda weird to see him do that considering he’s like 25 and I haven’t seen anyone do that since I was in middle school but ngl it’s pretty funny


istheboss1000

Your band director sounds great.


Ghasty_001

Who thought this? Hitler?


Rae_Azorius

Nah. Drill Sergeants.


MrManiac3_

Palm up, not palm down


MsDinamite

Palm sideways


Vespasian79

Palm up?? What in the hell


HelpWithDtuffplz

Please don’t do palm down in public


roararoarus

I use the wall technique, deflecting any blame that comes back. Just do the normal finger-pointing gesture but point the 3 fingers to the side


Anxious_Solution_282

Index finger pointing 3 other form a fist


Bama-Dan

This guy US militaries


Satanicjamnik

I like the cut of your jib.


ARNAV-29

*chop chop*


GimlySonOfGloin

This is the way


HGofLul

Ahh yes. Thats why military uses the legendary knife hand. Cuz... no matter what you're wrong.


ThatGingerGuy98-

This guy gets it


SANDWICH_FOREVER

Lol, the forst thing that came to my mind was space force. When steve carell said the same thing and it was accepted as a valid point.


HGofLul

In the military they use knife hands a lot.


kiiingoweez9024

Op is definitely a finger pointer


TheMagician0116

No way! I bet that's who you're ☝️


kiiingoweez9024

I know you are but what am i?


Odd_Airline_9672

im gay


NudesForHighFive

This is getting tense


Rae_Azorius

Remember now, 3 is pointing back at you


JacksonCM

Think about it. Let that sink in.


Nizzemancer

And one is pointing at your buddy


RonSwansonsGun

"That's him officer!" "Oh, you're pointing at yourself with three fingers? You must be the killer! Get him!"


maxislosing_rn

So that's why the Germans did that...


Venom0236

They pointed the sky


Sandickgordom

It's God fault


jeraldtherapist

shouldnt have made the jews smh


lsmine0

\*Breaths in\* BOI \*that is how you properly point at someone disapointed\*


Nothing_Apollyon

that is pretty cringe, you have to admit


lsmine0

Boi.


ripjohnmcain

Cringe


[deleted]

your cringe my dude


Grammar_N4zi_

You’re*


[deleted]

r/UsernameChecksOut


hickbilly65

Witness - "Yes officer, that man right there is the murderer" Officer - "Look! The witness is actually pointing at themselves!!! Get them!!!!!" Witness - *gets tackled and handcuffed*


[deleted]

The message is: talking shit and judging people says more about you than about the people you're "pointing" at. We ned a special sub for posts by people who don't get simple metaphors


CreamFraiche23

Yeah this isn't even a Facebook meme, its just an old adage. Its like if someone posted "don't bite the hand that feeds" as a terrible Facebook meme lol


Business_Egg_2938

I understood it. It’s still dumb as shit


ShortManRob

He probably understands, just doesn't care. Like most people these days


Nothing_Apollyon

yeah but it's dumb no one points at someone like, "that guy is a fucker, he stinks" or even "that guy smells nice, i like him" it's dumb


Unendingrebellion

Its ironic you're trying to say this since this quite literally is not a metaphor at all


ghaldos

I've been seeing this sub for three weeks now and I'm still not sure if these people are being serious or can't understand this stuff.


Randolph-

So point three fingers at others and one at yourself instead


l1b3rtr1n

Each finger at someone else, even. Scattershot approach


CheddarPizza

***UNLIMITED POINTING***


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Spider-Man meme intensifies.


ApatheticEight

And stick your thumb straight up and then while facing your palm move your pinky finger away from the ring finger (it makes a dog face shadow puppet)


rplacemapper

"oh well fuck you then im gonna point all fi-" and thats how i went to german prison


Meow-moe

Finger myself?


ReasonablePlankton

What if I point all 5 at someone? Didn't think about THAT, did they?


stuntman1108

Knife hands. Works every time.


ReasonablePlankton

And for double effect, you can do: *Inhales* BOY


WookieBugger

From the folks that brought you “nuh-uh”


hapinsl

Try fisting?


_isaidiwasawizard_

Last time I heard this one I fell off my dinosaur


NormalCactus_LED

r/memesopdidntlike What this is trying to say is that you shouldn’t blame people or point fingers at anyone or try to judge anyone when you’re probably not perfect either. Don’t be quick on judging others mistakes if you’ve ever made mistakes of a similar kind.


flucxapacitor

Perfect. It’s more a r/forwardsfromgrandma than r/terriblefacebookmemes


LightLizardCake

Ok so, i get the messege but, if i point at a cat, by that logic i am 3 times the cat of an actual cat??


The_Ethereal_Cat

"Hey you! Stop eating people"


JacksonCM

“That guy 👉 *[points]* is the nicest man in the world. My best friend. I trust him 110%, with my life. He is the smartest, most handsome, bravest, kindest person I’ve ever met. He loves animals and volunteers at every nonprofit in town! He takes in every stray animal he meets and nurses them gently back to health!” “… you’re not very humble, are you?”


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

I've heard this so much, and it's so stupid. By this reasoning, if I called someone out some billionaire for being greedy and exploitative, then I, someone who is dirt poor and living in a crumbling and unsafe house because literally the only other option is homelessness, would be 3 times as greedy and exploitative as that billionaire.


Dovahkiin3641

Kid named finger:


Kyoya_sooohorni

now I'm gonna point at people like 🤚


SnooGadgets7768

r/memesopdidntlike


deathjesterdoom

It's easier to just flip them off.


TheKingOfRooks

How have you never heard this before, are you 6?


[deleted]

OP doesn’t get it…not many in this generation do It means: careful what you say as it likely applies 3fold to you A simple lesson for you: don’t make fun of people for being ignorant because you’re ignorant as well


Oofer_Gangster

So if I call someone out for murdering a guy by pointing at them does that mean I’ve killed 3 people


PassiveChemistry

Yes.


D_Nemesis_2775

We all got it. I think most people on here were joking about how to get around it. No need to explain. I have heard 2 people use this phrase almost religiously, and they were the most toxic people I ever met.


[deleted]

Is that the royal “we” as in just yourself? If not, it’s really odd to try to speak on behalf of others 😅 I’m sure at least one person thinks they understood coz they took a literal interpretation and would benefit from understanding the underlying message here…


Helenium_autumnale

In your very first sentence you insult an entire generation (not sure which one; I'm older GenX, was that the one you wished to insult?) Then in your third sentence you say "don't make fun of people for being ignorant..." So which is it, champ? 🙄


Odd_Airline_9672

most intellegant suit buzz lightyear pfp


chagasfe

Don't point, slaps.


Nite-_-Owl

🫱🏻


yarak_69

Ok ill from now on just point with all my fingers out


KingJosiah15

They’re technically not pointing but facing. Point would require some force of action.


deathjesterdoom

To quote the late Wimp Lo: *The finger points!*


ReceptionWild7689

Who says that i couldnt rotate my wrist and point the other finger to the person i am pointing?


JackHGUK

Knife hand for the win.


An_Ethicist

🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻 with all 5 fingers


Blackulla

People walking barefoot shouldn’t step on broken glass.


Readysetj0

Knife hand baby 🤚


xJust_Chill_Brox

Just showed this to the judge for my murder charge, he gave himself life


ThomasCro

ok, i will remember


bonkerz1888

That right, aye? https://i0.wp.com/www.alittlebithuman.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/paulie-walnuts-tony-sirico.jpg


EmotionalPin2102

Boi


peachygatorade

Ugh my friend used to say this shit all the time and thought it was "deep"


joe_last_name_mama

🤌


StoicWanders

I was taught this exact rule in kindergarten catholic class


The-cooler-Cheryl

Just act like you’re using the force


proestoftheproest

Use the Nazi sign


MalignantPessimist

This is why giving directions is so terribly confusing


Voijjumalauta

Alright then, Sieg Heil! 🤚🏻


SplendidPunkinButter

You’re pointing a finger at me to say this, though, which means there are three more pointing back at you. That means when YOU point a finger at someone, there are nine fingers pointing back at you.


Environmental-Win836

Where does the thumb go?


Western-Alarming

Technically 2 fingers are pointing away


OliverPMorton

Is this not an expression you’re familiar with?


Dante-Grimm

I used to have a friend who used this expression often. It's one of the few things I don't miss about her


Kobobble

That's why I point with a rapier. Have at you!


Inevitable-Derecho-

Don’t worry when they’re in your palm, they’re deactivated.


Clubstepper

Feels more like a r/dadjokes


proslayer_22

Mine point towards my palm.


Unnamed_420

Conclusion: Do the Iwata Nintendo Direct gesture


UnfixedMinecraftBug

"🫱" 👍


NoobSaver

Zieg heil


stuntman1108

No. There isn't. I use knife hands.


The_Mad_Duck_

(Inhales) **BOI** Classic meme


Dr_Cindebar

My fingers are clenched into my palm when I point with my finger. This means they're pointing to the side. Lol


DrunkCricket1

Just 🤚


BirdEducational6226

What about that thumb? It's pointing at someone's crotch, right?


jungandjung

Mindblown!


baileyarzate

Point is look at yourself before you judge others. It’s good advice. I wouldn’t call this a terrible Facebook meme


Drakeadrong

Source?


Lollok009

What if i point like Van Ziekes from Great Ace Attorney?


legoeater1

That’s not how people point


[deleted]

That's why I extend all my fingers at people and wiggle them threateningly like a spooky witch.


[deleted]

That’s why you Hitler salute them instead


MariaDiAvvenire

*Your soul is mine!*


William-1127

Man pulled out the elementary facs


RocknRollRobot9

Oh so I’ve been sending a lot of people the wrong way when giving directions if I was only pointing 1/4 of the way I meant to. No wonder they kept walking in the opposite direction.


RBN1703

When I point at someone and say they are cool I'm also pointing af myself and saying I'm 3x cooler then they are 😎


[deleted]

LOL. If someone posted this unironically I really would cringe hard af.


newperspectiv

It’s not a terrible meme tbh it means projection, like if you point out a flaw in someone else it’s bc you are insecure about that flaw in yourself


JackDoesThingz

Yeah but pointing with all fingers is kinda worse…


GimmieJohnson

3 deep 4 me


MangoEmbarrassed4241

I actually bend my fingers to where if I’m pointing with my left hand, those fingers are pointing left. Jokes on you boomer hahhahaha


TopOld8925

I really like this subreddit , really entertains me with such *terr..* , no ~~good~~ messages XD


FakeBenson

Yeah but no one ever goes, "uh which way is the deli again?. That way 👉 or up your sleeve?"


ArtcieGames

Then point the whole hand, problem?


LitesoBrite

Not. For. Long. Traitors!


CleanestWheat

So if I finger my gf then I’m get triple the pleasure back? Count me in


fverdeja

Ah, yes, latin american superstition, my old enemy


YaBoiS0nic

What do you think the hatchet is for?


unavalible_user_name

[Damn...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voDLatAzMjE&ab_channel=LukeCorreia)


[deleted]

Extend your hand as if you're going to do a handshake. The thumb is ppointing to god as an extra bonus, so at that point it can't be your fault.


Loong_Sward

I knew a guy who would point with his whole hand for this exact reason


DrainTheCock_Johnson

Well if I point all five then I’m called a nazi


garrakha

They used to tell us this in primary school because 'pointing is rude' lol


Katzer_K

Me, pointing: You're a piece of shit The person: well there's three fingers pointing back at you soo... Me: yeah, I KNOW


Kind-Ad9200

That's how a hand works yes


Acceptable_Dog1424

It’s about Republicans


Ok_War9516

Liberals*


ilidan10

wrong math , you point 2 fingers at someone


ChickenEater4

Not with the Deutscher Gruß


Crokobos

so really you should add 180 degrees in all directions to point the real right way


SkyApex2222

But if you use your finger guns then they have three fingers pointing at them


ThatAd6968

It's about the fact that if you can notice their is a problem, identify who created the problem then you should have probably just stepped up and solved the problem. Pointing fingers and blaming others doesn't solve problems.


Nizzemancer

That’s why you always point with knife-hands. Also three fingers point to you, and the last one points to your buddy.


TheForNoReason

Knife hand all day


Positive-Pressure788

I have 5 pointing at me shaming me for masturbating.


alc0th

So you should be ashamed of what you're doing, like in every "moral" lesson a boomer would ever give to you, I don't know just feel shame, feel a shame so heavy it would get you to the floor and stay there for the rest of your life and never learn a thing from anything you do. Avoid pointing to someone because you will be pointed as well, not because it's bad at all.


CeleryCountry

am i meant to just jab my hand at them?


cowboycolts

That's when you hit them with the boi hand, all fingers are pointing at them


yKitsuneee

r/im14andthisisdeep


Oafus

And a thumb pointing at that guy just a hair to the side of the original pointee.


ufodrone

but the thumb is thicker and also pointing at the same side so it balances it out.


oakabean

Me hitting them with one of these 👋


Successful-Sea-715

I feel stupid I never understood that saying until now. I always just thought it ment other people where blaming you.


St4r_duster

That’s why pointing all 5 fingers at someone else the best offensive strat Then they have 8 and I only have 2, and majority wins so every time i argue with someone and we start pointing fingers, I point all of mine


Ok-Musician-2729

🤲


[deleted]

That’s why you use the Roman salute


8tStraight

Or when you point just nonchalantly point them 3 fingers to the side, get someone random involved. Or simply make a fist while pointing but tuck your fingers in, point through your hand. Lol


AndrogynousCayde-6

🫱


jrs1980

Not if you do a Disney cast member point...


balrus-balrogwalrus

jotaro


ItsMasterScary

Well there’s actually 2 fingers outward


TravelbugRunner

Sounds a little like gaslighting to me.


radioface42

You really don't get what this means? lol


oooohnooovom

🫱


Wests_Intern

Technically you’re pointing at them twice including a thumb


CitizenZap

r/im14andthisisdeep


sirmudkipzlord

\*points at a rich person\*


PhoenixX79

"you're cool"


iamweirdette

🤯


itamarka

"And one finger stands erect at the sky" -general naird from space force


megacope

I point with my whole hand fingers extended


Deleriouslynx

That's why we knife hand in the military. True story


Chuckobochuck323

Not if you have discipline in your disgusting hand and knife hand the poor fool on the receiving end.