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SirShadyVI

Splatoon fans when an octopus violently suffocates a human (they should nerf that ability)


Anchor38

Splatoon fans getting violently suffocated by an octopus (😍😍❤️💖)


Cobygamer22

(Its a reference to the game)


Sea-Recording-7090

😩💦


Whereyaattho

Pikmin fans are both more desperate (the entire Splatoon franchise has released between Pikmin 3 and 4) and more unhinged (as a result of the long wait), I think they have it


Far-Mathematician764

"you just insulted my entire race of people but you are correct "


BooyahBombed

The Pikmin community about to kill John Lennon with an unplugged GameCube


Clefr

They survived off of nothing but Hey! Pikmin for like 10 years, I fear them


Adventurous-Fruit-46

Go into r/pikmin fore thirty minutes to fear them more, and see what waiting ten years fore a game dose to a human.


bacon_girl42

I'm actually gonna be sad when pikmin 4 actually comes out because I like the fucking insanity that is that sub rn


Jestin23934274

They will still be insane nothing will change that


Zerothedragon256

We thought the sub would gain sanity after the Pikmin 4 trailer, but nope


AetherDrew43

Don't worry, the insanity will return when the wait for Pikmin 5 becomes unbearable.


BeanWaddleDee

I’m a person that checks the sub regularly, we will never be normal


Jestin23934274

Monsters Inc moment


ProgramTheWorld

Human? Or [bots](https://i.imgur.com/fuFjlNY.jpg)?


NightAntonino

That and a Port. A pretty good one, if I say.


Guy_Who_Like_Gyro

Pikmin Fans are whole another level. I mean, a Yellow Pikmin at Pizza Hut has been their humor for years (Not that there’s any thing wrong with it).


Pikmin_Hut_Employee

Did someone call me?


PhantomOfficial07

"Pikmin 4 is very close to completion" -Shigeru Miyamoto, 2015


Kj5296

10 years I’ve been waiting for Pikmin 4 since I was 3 they had me waiting for 10 years


UnoriginalPersona

ONE Splatoon fan may be no match for ONE Pikmin fan. But the operative word is FANS with an 's' and quantity has a quality all its own.


4L1ZM2

They will never ever reach the desperation of the F-Zero Series Franchises have Started, Ended, and Came Back while F-Zero is still dead It's more than 20 years with no new game, their insanity has no bounds


Far-Mathematician764

Meanwhile while pikmin and spaltoon fans are fighting over the launch codes, zelda fans will flood everything so the legend of zelda: the wind waker becomes real!


pokefan548

Metroid fans desperately trying to die violently so that their kids can be adopted by a race of alien bird people.


Frazzle64

Xenoblade fans waiting for a funny rock to show up in Kenya so they can build a space elevator and make Welsh catgirls real


stickdudeseven

Xenoblade fans also want to destroy humanity to jumpstart their series. "Once, only a God could perform such a miracle."


The_redstone_rob0t

Me just waiting for some great beings to make a giant robot and turn humans into a bio mechanical robots


Soniclikeschicken

Xenoblade fans waiting to get >!possessed by God after touching a magical sword and to have a sentient computer be turned into their new sword and to reset the universe.!<


bolitboy2

Zelda fans: *turn the hoses on, leaves it on* **maniacal laughter ensues**


MineMine7_

All this happens when the metroid fans release top secret bioforms from random ass laboratories


AetherDrew43

That could also cause Resident Evil to become real. Or maybe Resident Evil comes first, and then Metroid.


EmperorBrettavius

Sounds more like Splatoon fans and Wind Waker fans should be fighting to flood the Earth.


gamingyoshi247

Punch out fans watching as the F-zero fans recreate flying car technology.


Far-Mathematician764

As a pikmin fan, I'm taking those launch codes first!


Sad-Situation279

Me too!


Syxxcubes

Fallout fans: There is another


Kj5296

Changed fans: ^hehehehe


KeklolAlready

Pikmin fans literally can make millions of themselves for every one splatoon fan they kill


PhantomOfficial07

I also drag my enemies corpse to my home to reproduce


One_Insect_7108

man this reply belongs on r/cursedcomments


KeklolAlready

🤨📸


A_SnoopyLover

🤨📸


JoziGlitzh

Me, who is a fan of both games: "I don't have such weakness"


Master_of_Decidueye

Meanwhile Kirby fans waiting for an alien invasion:


HumanLet9037

Any time now, eldritch god that will destroy reality as we know it!


keiyakins

actually earth "just" freezes over, you visit it in Kirby 64.


KiwiLuvPie

I’m a pikmin fan but I definitely would rather have the splatoon world lol 😭 wildlife growing everywhere with no signs of intelligent life left vs a cool post apocalyptic sea creature world full of culture and different societies


Dami_Gamer0211

Yeah Splatoon World is better


No_Gur_699

You gotta add kirby to this since earth is a frozen planet in kirby.


PhantomOfficial07

What about the place Forgotten Land takes place on (I forgot the name), it looks kinda like an ancient human society


No_Gur_699

Thats in another dimension, in milky way wishes the ice world is earth.


NightAntonino

Almost right. It's Kirby 64's Ice world that is Earth. Milky Way Wishes has no traditional ice world.


No_Gur_699

Ah right you are the planets name is shiver star.


PhantomOfficial07

That makes sense


UltiGamer34

since when was it confimed a nuke was dropped in pikmin(i havent played pikmin but based on the setting its far from a nuclear wasteland


Pikmin-pro

The Geiger counter from pikmin 1 constantly goes off


Bubblegumking3

It’s heavily implied to be set in a post nuclear earth


SpiritsPassedOn

And then the Pikmin 4 trailer drops with a perfectly fine bench and throws all we know into chaos.


NightAntonino

It is a **really** good gaming bench, ok?


Hyper_Lamp

How?


Pikmin-pro

Geiger counter from pikmin 1 goes off all the time meaning there is some sort of radiation on pnf-404 and a lot of it


NightAntonino

Additionally, in every shot of Pikmin's Earth from space, the night side of the planet is always in the dark, with no lights visible. This means that all cities have either regressed to a pre-electricity state or are no longer inhabited. This is also in direct contrast with, say, Splatoon 3, where night lights from the cities can be clearly seen from the few space shots that we have.


Pikmin-pro

That’s a lot more known but yeah and pared with all the human artifacts and it seems like it’s been only a few years ago that humans went extinct


Bubblegumking3

It would also explain all of the creatures


Pikmin-pro

Looks at gatling groink


CamoKing3601

too late, the fallout fans already got a head start


IncreaseWestern6097

Looks like *you’re* forgetting someone! ![gif](giphy|YqMF4AHYlGEWk)


derpums

We'll make a new planet identical to Earth without humans for the Pikmin series and call it PNF-404. Us cephalopods can have Earth, deal?


NightAntonino

Sorry, that won't cut it. We Pikmin fans get enraged when faced with substitutes for Earth. (Hey! Pikmin)


engiSonic

To be fair, we haven't been overseas in Splatoon yet. Give Japan to the cephalopods and you can have the rest.


NightAntonino

Well, arguably Pikmin 1 and 2 also take place in Japan.


engiSonic

So it's a fight to the death, then.


derpums

Hocotates are literally allergic to oxygen and we're allergic to water, I'm sure we can work something out.


One_Insect_7108

meanwhile kirby fans waiting to visit shiver star:


Shinobipizza

I didn't even know Picmin was post apocalyptic.


voidstar111

As a pikmin fan, we already have the launch codes. We have launched nukes 3-4 times since Pikmin Bloom came out


Pikfan21

1 was pre-bloom, the other 3(?) were post


voidstar111

The only thing that matters is Nintendo better not delay Pikmin 4 or there's gonna be more


keiyakins

Pikmin bloom makes sense as a spinoff, at least. Hey! Pikmin was way worse.


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For Kirby it may be a bit complicated, I don't see an alien colored like a bad flavoured milkshake attacking us anytime soon


PsychoticRuler13

Probably Fallout Fans.


BooyahBombed

Hey I said this before you made the meme! Thanks for making it an actual meme


Abyssal_Sn1p3r8

As a Splatoon fan, I’ll make sure I’ll get those launch codes first 🔫🐙


Far-Mathematician764

As a pikmin fan, I will be more than happy to stop you


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As a Splatoon fan, I’ll make sure to stop you before you stop me *pulls out weed killer and fire*


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*pulls out a water hose and a frying pan* FIRST ONE TO DIE LOSES


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Gladly~ *inserts weed killer into leaf blower and holds flamethrower in the other hand* Shall we dance? 🔥🐙🔥


Far-Mathematician764

OKAY, LET'S DANCE! *insert the only thing I know for real*


Abyssal_Sn1p3r8

Wait actually, aren’t Pikmin plants? Or somekind of plant creature-


One_Insect_7108

yes. and water kills all of them except blue and ice pikmin


I_cantchangethiscanI

Pikmin fans, aint even a competition


Sea-Recording-7090

Seeing where the global warming situation is going I can see all of us dying very soon, in fact I think the big flood that started Splatoon was due to global warming


Sea-Recording-7090

Seeing where the global warming situation is going I can see all of us dying very soon, in fact I think the big flood that started Splatoon was due to global warming


Far-Mathematician764

That or were going to be part of the legend of zelda: the wind waker timeline. You know, everything being covered in water


Zerothedragon256

We can share, just flood only half the planet ☺️


ImperialistChina

Fuck this shit i’m moving to mars


Affectionate_Effort3

I believe pikmin are FAR after inklings in a different time period.


keiyakins

I'd assumed they came before, thus the abundance of human artifacts just littered all over the surface


keiyakins

Pikmin happens shortly after - that's why human artifacts are so common - and then later intelligent sealife emerges from Alterna


UKRAINEBABY2

As someone from r/pikmin, Fire the missiles


Professional-Bird671

Isn't Pikmin on a complete different planet..?


Far-Mathematician764

No? In pikmin 2, a lot of the treasure are based on real world products, and in pikmin 3, some of the locations are based on real world location. So no, it's earth, just in a different form.


Professional-Bird671

Yee that one I know but I thought it's still a different planet than earth. I totally forgot about pikmin 3 tbh xD


Frosty_Kale1907

It's got earth fruit on it. Many creatures evolve to be very weird.


One_Insect_7108

its heavily implied to be earth, its covered in earth objects and locations, and according to the very first game the planent is HEAVY in radiation, explaining the weird mutant slugs and why humans are seemingly gone


Hyper_Lamp

Wait earth got destroyed in pikmin?


irl_Juvia

me founding the Saviorite Rebels


Pikmin-pro

Earth is pnf-404 this is confirmed and not just a theory plus all the real life products like Duracell batteries in pikmin 2


fodmap_victim

-fallout fans have entered the chat- 😈


TheGardenBlinked

Fucking F-Zero will be real before we get another game Sorry, I got lost from /r/fzero. I’m going


NoabPK

I want to play lethal paintball


JFp07gel

Pikmin fans are literally insane, some of them would actually do it fr. Get a peak on r/Pikmin


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Kitty4777

I only like Pikmin because of Pikmin bloom 👀 Edit: I misread. I thought this was about which IP is better… not LITERAL LAUNCH CODES.


Far-Mathematician764

Ah okay, all good then. You misread it, thats all. *gently drops down crowbar*


dabiggfunnies

Your wrong


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dabiggfunnies

[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.] Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board.] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base?" [Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs.] Soldier: "Hut hut hut hut hut." Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" Scout: "Yo, a little help here?" [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad.] Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!" Scout: "Let's go, let's go, let's go!" [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind.] Heavy: "Incoming!" [Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun.] Scout: [Screams,]... "Hey, it's still here." Heavy: [Yells,]... "Alright then." [Camera pans to behind Heavy. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. The Sniper is dead.] Spy: "Ahem, gentlemen." ["Meet the Spy" text appears.] [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase.] Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe." Soldier: "Safe and sound!" Scout: "Yeah, it is!" [Scout and Soldier stand up.] Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?" [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy.] Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem." [Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spies knife in his back. A sharp musical cue plays.] Soldier: "And a knife!" Scout: "Ooh, big problem. I kill plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offence." [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. He puts the cut in his mouth.] Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me." [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth.] Spy: "I am nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building." Scout: "What are you? President of his fan club?" [Soldier laughs behind Scout. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk.] Spy: "No.." [Spy turns back to Scout.] Spy: "That would be your mother!" [Spy brings out a Manila folder. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. The camera shows us close ups of three of the images.] Scout: [Stutters in shock.] [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked.] Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma.] Soldier: "Oh!" Scout: "G-gimme that!" [Scout begins to collect the images, taking them from Heavy and Soldier. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world.] Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses..." [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer.] Engineer: "Sentry down!" [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera.] [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room.] Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!" [The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Snipers fight with the RED Spy. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene.] [Cut back to the three BLU's.] Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us." [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on.] [Cut back to the three BLU's.] Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-" [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air.] Scout: "Woah, woah, woah!" Heavy: "Oh..." Soldier: "What? It was obvious! He was the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now." [The camera shows Spy's foot, and Soldier nudges it with his shotgun.] Soldier: "Aaaany second now..." [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching.] Soldier: "See! Red! Oh wait, that's blood..." [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's.] Heavy: "So... We still got problem." Soldier: "Big problem..." [Scout approaches them, knife ready.] Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy?" [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them.] RED Spy: "Right behind you." [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy.] [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this.] [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. He picks this one up very carefully. He smiles at the sight of it.] RED Spy: "Ah.. Ma petit chou-fleur." [The Spy stands up, and walks away.]


Meatjar20769

halfway through i found out this was meet the spy


dabiggfunnies

Hm


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