By - Vord_Loldemort_7
I'm ruined. I have nothing left except Peter Parker.
I've been an estranged granddaughter to you. Be a grandfather to me now
I had a grandfather. His name was Bernard the Butler.
Godspeed, Goblin junior.
*Me realizing the timeline doesn’t match up because I don’t have grandchildren, because I don’t have children, because I don’t have sex:* I miscalculated.
>because I don’t have sex:
That's because you don't Morb. Then you'd have sex. And >!poop your pants!<
good golly im putting an end to this site
> good golly
No fucking cursing in my goddamn comment section!
The power of Matt Smith...
Well who would know?
The Eddie Munson/Joseph Quinn incident
What happened ?
Oh just a some fans taking their obsession with Joseph Quinn to an uncomfortable level. Like 2012 Loki stans all over again
Me to my anime girl body pillow after my parents kick me out
*Scammer when the person they’re scamming is also a scammer:*
You’re an incredible creature Scammer-Man. You and I are not so different.
*me getting ready to deposit all of my graduation money*
*the bank robber who decided to rob a bank the same day:*
“IM IN CHARGE HERE. ITS MY MONEY”
The scammer: We need money...
You will get your money when you fix this damn door!
Well it was either scam or come clean about needing funds to build a mini sun machine. It seemed easier.
We all have a choice
life is just not going to be the same after this dude retires
When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?
Holy shit. The end is nigh
To be extremely honestly I really can't wait to see spider man 4 movie 🍿🎥 film is absolutely amazing I really hope Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland is in spider man 4 movie it will be extremely excited to see bro
That's is extremely cool ever I really appreciate it alot bro
You're trash, scammer. Your identity's a fake.
Parker, you are such a Boy Scout. When are you gonna give a guy a break?
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His poor butler just gets ignored.
Bernard the Butler is the architect of the Osborn's downfall. Bernard the Butler knew all, right from the start - and did NOTHING.
Bernard the Butler is evil.
Maybe if Harry had considered him a person then he would have shared what he knew!!
The plot thickens!
Perhaps Bernard has spent the last past 24 hours debating over his next action, and this conversation was overheard by him and thus sealed the deal regarding Harry's fate.
Either way, welcome to r/ButlerBernardHate
I buy this, Bernard was about to walk up to Harry, heard him say that and decided "yknow what? Fuck that guy"
Correct. Did you not see the leaked deleted scene? Sony made Raimi take it out
[leaked screenshot of Bernard getting his oil changed.](https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/f_jpg,q_auto,w_720/p8vcd6p7jqqbopttl89s.png)
I just imagine him being played by prime Tim Curry and then revealing he was the villain behind everything in one of the multiple endings.
Because he’s MY butler
What, you're just gonna make a comment about nothing?
At least you got the free toaster
When someone tries that, I just go on an angry 'rant' about how that relative never calls home and just doesn't contact anyone enough.
Day 41 of telling u/Vord_Loldemort_7 that that day 1208 should have been the guy on the barge saying "Yeah!" until it gets fixed.
You will get your family when you fix this damn door
I think Harry didn't see Bernard the Butler **just standing there and aching to tell the truth to him about what happened to his father.**
(Day 246 of commenting)
Scammer: We can have selfish battles again and again and again until we're both dead or you can join me Kitboga.
Day 23 of joining u/namethatsnotused in their quest to tell u/Vord_Loldemort_7 that day 1208’s quote should’ve been “Yeah!” until it’s fixed
If you had started this a year or two earlier you could have made a million dollars on the NFT
Out of the loop, what is an NFT? Can I spend it?
You can spend it for millions of dollars