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untitledtoycollector

I'm ruined. I have nothing left except Peter Parker.


el_palmera

I've been an estranged granddaughter to you. Be a grandfather to me now


untitledtoycollector

I had a grandfather. His name was Bernard the Butler.


Ennard-is-A-NERD

Godspeed, Goblin junior.


Tandril91

...oh


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

*Me realizing the timeline doesn’t match up because I don’t have grandchildren, because I don’t have children, because I don’t have sex:* I miscalculated.


Snips_Tano

>because I don’t have sex: That's because you don't Morb. Then you'd have sex. And >!poop your pants!<


yoUsermame360

good golly im putting an end to this site


Tandril91

> good golly No fucking cursing in my goddamn comment section!


Pitiful_Guy100104

The power of Matt Smith...


JohnSmith---

Well who would know?


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Vord_Loldemort_7

Me irl


Status_Beginning1743

The Eddie Munson/Joseph Quinn incident


Hellangel72

What happened ?


Status_Beginning1743

Oh just a some fans taking their obsession with Joseph Quinn to an uncomfortable level. Like 2012 Loki stans all over again


SlargTheGnome

Me to my anime girl body pillow after my parents kick me out


JohnSmith---

*Scammer when the person they’re scamming is also a scammer:* You’re an incredible creature Scammer-Man. You and I are not so different.


thejmoneyman

*me getting ready to deposit all of my graduation money* *the bank robber who decided to rob a bank the same day:* “IM IN CHARGE HERE. ITS MY MONEY”


mebbadk

The scammer: We need money...


RafanMorales-2007

You will get your money when you fix this damn door!


DrMooseman

Well it was either scam or come clean about needing funds to build a mini sun machine. It seemed easier.


PBJax176

We all have a choice


dnz_mafoo

life is just not going to be the same after this dude retires


SAM041287

When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?


sitdownstandup

Holy shit. The end is nigh


Mysterious_Loss_9366

To be extremely honestly I really can't wait to see spider man 4 movie 🍿🎥 film is absolutely amazing I really hope Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland is in spider man 4 movie it will be extremely excited to see bro


Mysterious_Loss_9366

That's is extremely cool ever I really appreciate it alot bro


vigilantcomicpenguin

You're trash, scammer. Your identity's a fake.


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cabbage16

His poor butler just gets ignored.


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Poor butler? POOR BUTLER?! Bernard the Butler is the architect of the Osborn's downfall. Bernard the Butler knew all, right from the start - and did NOTHING. Bernard the Butler is evil.


cabbage16

Maybe if Harry had considered him a person then he would have shared what he knew!!


AnotherJasonOnReddit

The plot thickens! Perhaps Bernard has spent the last past 24 hours debating over his next action, and this conversation was overheard by him and thus sealed the deal regarding Harry's fate. Either way, welcome to r/ButlerBernardHate


cabbage16

I buy this, Bernard was about to walk up to Harry, heard him say that and decided "yknow what? Fuck that guy"


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cabbage16

Correct. Did you not see the leaked deleted scene? Sony made Raimi take it out [leaked screenshot of Bernard getting his oil changed.](https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/f_jpg,q_auto,w_720/p8vcd6p7jqqbopttl89s.png)


Snips_Tano

I just imagine him being played by prime Tim Curry and then revealing he was the villain behind everything in one of the multiple endings.


seriousbass48

Goodnight Bernard!


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

Because he’s MY butler


HappyHallowsheev

What, you're just gonna make a comment about nothing?


Expensive_Manager211

At least you got the free toaster


Sladashi

When someone tries that, I just go on an angry 'rant' about how that relative never calls home and just doesn't contact anyone enough.


namethatsnotused

Day 41 of telling u/Vord_Loldemort_7 that that day 1208 should have been the guy on the barge saying "Yeah!" until it gets fixed.


RafanMorales-2007

You will get your family when you fix this damn door


ThisIsMrAbapo

I think Harry didn't see Bernard the Butler **just standing there and aching to tell the truth to him about what happened to his father.**   (Day 246 of commenting)


joe2596

Scammer: We can have selfish battles again and again and again until we're both dead or you can join me Kitboga.


RyAGP

Day 23 of joining u/namethatsnotused in their quest to tell u/Vord_Loldemort_7 that day 1208’s quote should’ve been “Yeah!” until it’s fixed


Pissed_Off_Penguin

If you had started this a year or two earlier you could have made a million dollars on the NFT


Pistol_Bobcat420

Out of the loop, what is an NFT? Can I spend it?


DFxVader

You can spend it for millions of dollars