By - RedditforBusiness
> When I really don't have the money to buy it
All I have is this 20 for the rest of the week-
‘sorry’ doesn’t pay the rent! and don’t try to sneak past me, i have ears like a cat, and eyes… like a rodent… 😬
(Burns her hand working on overheated engine)
*annoyed, shuts door in his face*
Isn’t it day 1194?
You couldn't have miscalculated. Day by day, you were working, weren't you?
u/IsItFromTheFuture you are such a Boy Scout. When are you gonna give u/Vord_Loldemort_7 a break?
When you turn the car on and get a check engine light:
How’d that get in there?
When you find a body in the trunk
Jesus Parker, you are a freak.
1194 for 3 minutes, but you pinned him in 2, for that I give you 1193
Misery, misery, misery. That's what you've chosen by trusting me.
(Day 192*?* of commenting)
Also, when an MLM recruiter tries to ease your apprehensions about becoming your own boss and making 6 figures within 6 months.
The ad said 3000