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Willing-Load

jesus, Parker, you are a freak


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Peter, that was amazing!


Eydreeyell

The jar: **"Me, your greatest creation"**


TheMoldyTatertot

The jar: Father why do you have distain for me?


[deleted]

Because you'll always be weak until you take control.


titanslayereren

What ?


Willing-Load

why wasn’t i told?


[deleted]

The last thing they wanted was a power struggle.


BigSmokeLovesCheese

We're announcing the sale after the unity day festival.


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Norman, the board is, unanimous


that_arcane_fella

Be ashamed of who you are


OwenA113

Take my hand, son..


zerefdxz

He's not older than my son


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Observing Neighbour: "He's... just a jar. No older than my cum."


Player-san

The river...drown it.


mebbadk

> When the heartbeat stops Gone...


PotionSeller1223

When my family finds the jar: "The goblin did it, I had nothing to do with it!"


vort_wort

*The hell?*


Shisuka

…. Ew?


Sevenstrangemelons

when are you gunna give a guy a break?


vnsa_music

u/shishuka you're such a boy scout


TheEmeraldJacob

Life uh, finds a way.


Dusterthighlock

People who slurp up their "special sauce" instead: "Did you really think I'd let that happen?"


EmperinoPenguino

This comment section makes me uncomfortable lmao


redditer333333338

Well it gets kinda itchy


DoctaCrane

And it rides up in the crotch a little bit too


YoloIsNotDead

Move on from the jar. After all, it's best to forget about sins past.


Chippyreddit

Aw look at little homunculus junior


creativeguy66v3

I, uhhhh?


Amazing_Elk_6685

Mom cleaning the room: FIRST WE ATTACK HIS HEART!


Current_Beyond

what's that smell?


[deleted]

Fixed, you mean like a dog? ✂️ I refuse


msvqr

My little pony jar


onion182

The Homunculus


Chippyreddit

Tf2 meet the Homunculus


Kwilos

I am leaving this sub I cannot take you disgusting slobs


Chippyreddit

All great men are


IzzyTipsy

"Son? No, I'm Father"


NerdyPatriot

The Jar: "I have a father, his name was Ben Parker."


schisma22205

🎵🎵I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!🎵🎵