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Nikapopolis

Brad from Peter's class: "I think his name's *Mysterio*." Beck: "No, he got my name wrong!"


TinyZ666

My name’s the Human Mystery!


SlargTheGnome

You're a mystery, Spongebob.


nicolasmcfly

"Ohhh, the mystery" 🎶


Awsmprsn2003

I don't care.


thejmoneyman

*Quentin Beck suing the WWE after wrestler Rey Mysterio picks his name:* Show this to your editor, tell him to check his sources next time


IzzyTipsy

Beck: "That's pretty good, but it's taken"


Regi413

“What’s your name?” “Rey” “Rey who?” “Rey Mysterio”


themathwiz67

Booyakah booyakah


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Also, me to Evil Dead Rises when we're almost halfway through the year and have no trailer:


Trevelyan_Thinker

Rise.


BigSmokeLovesCheese

It helps maintain the illusion.


IzzyTipsy

"That's a great suit, did your husband give it to you?"


SeaGroomer

Yes, he spent a long time working on it and I am so proud of his sewing talent. Thank you for noticing.


mebbadk

She doesn't really know who I am.


---IV---

Have you mapped out how many days/years this is gonna take? What will the last day be?


nicolasmcfly

I think he will finish his task by the end of this year


nicolasmcfly

But he didn't came up with the name


ThisIsMrAbapo

If he's Mysterio, what is the mystifying thing about him? He got beaten by a hormonal teenager!   (Day 153 of commenting)


spidey-dust

Italians are shaking n crying rn