It’s u/swordclash117, sir. I've been ignored, and the sub I worship will have none of me. I don't qualify as the perfect redditor, but who does? I ask you, why do I have to suffer for everyone else’s unoriginality? Why can't I ever have my upvotes and awards? What about me? What about u/swordclash117? I try to do what's right. I follow the sub rules. I post ‘OC’. I’m a decent poster!
Excerpt from the Spider-Man 3 novelization, it’s an Eddie monologue except recontextualized. I recontextalize Eddie quotes all the time, why can’t *I* get any recognition?
Give me rent!
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See flirtation, it’s not just about uh, no offense, personal space, or whatever…it’s about action, connection, unwarranted touching
Oh you’d like that wouldn’t you
I want a staff job, sir. I have a girl that I intend to marry...
Ooh, it's been a while since I've seen that Eddie quote recontextualized here in r/RaimiMemes. Nice work!
It’s u/swordclash117, sir. I've been ignored, and the sub I worship will have none of me. I don't qualify as the perfect redditor, but who does? I ask you, why do I have to suffer for everyone else’s unoriginality? Why can't I ever have my upvotes and awards? What about me? What about u/swordclash117? I try to do what's right. I follow the sub rules. I post ‘OC’. I’m a decent poster! Excerpt from the Spider-Man 3 novelization, it’s an Eddie monologue except recontextualized. I recontextalize Eddie quotes all the time, why can’t *I* get any recognition?
The girl: Leave me alone.
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You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn relationship!
I’ll leave you alone when you fix this damn door!
If you want to get a woman to fall in love with you, feed her poetry.
"Day by day he gazed upon her / Day by day she was really creeped out"
Gwen: Stop trying to take over my life! Eddie: Day by day he gazed upon her…
You're trash, NiceGuy™. Your niceness is a fake.
It’s fake, Empire State Kindness Department confirms it.
SHUT UUUUUUUUP
Jesus, Nice Guy, you are a freak!
Also *Nice Guy ^TM*: Well, yes but actually, no. (Day 151 of commenting)
Hi. No, no, no, no, it’s ok, it’s ok, it’s ok, I’m a nice guy.
Eddie Brock explaining to Gwen why his obsession with her is justified