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thejmoneyman

See flirtation, it’s not just about uh, no offense, personal space, or whatever…it’s about action, connection, unwarranted touching


PeterQuillsWalkman

Oh you’d like that wouldn’t you


TinyZ666

I want a staff job, sir. I have a girl that I intend to marry...


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Ooh, it's been a while since I've seen that Eddie quote recontextualized here in r/RaimiMemes. Nice work!


swordclash117

It’s u/swordclash117, sir. I've been ignored, and the sub I worship will have none of me. I don't qualify as the perfect redditor, but who does? I ask you, why do I have to suffer for everyone else’s unoriginality? Why can't I ever have my upvotes and awards? What about me? What about u/swordclash117? I try to do what's right. I follow the sub rules. I post ‘OC’. I’m a decent poster! Excerpt from the Spider-Man 3 novelization, it’s an Eddie monologue except recontextualized. I recontextalize Eddie quotes all the time, why can’t *I* get any recognition?


mebbadk

The girl: Leave me alone.


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TinyZ666

You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn relationship!


honestsparrow

I’ll leave you alone when you fix this damn door!


Zyffrin

If you want to get a woman to fall in love with you, feed her poetry.


vigilantcomicpenguin

"Day by day he gazed upon her / Day by day she was really creeped out"


swordclash117

Gwen: Stop trying to take over my life! Eddie: Day by day he gazed upon her…


vigilantcomicpenguin

You're trash, NiceGuy™. Your niceness is a fake.


NS479

It’s fake, Empire State Kindness Department confirms it.


PeterQuillsWalkman

SHUT UUUUUUUUP


TyrionLannister46

Jesus, Nice Guy, you are a freak!


ThisIsMrAbapo

Also *Nice Guy ^TM*: Well, yes but actually, no.   (Day 151 of commenting)


Awsmprsn2003

Hi. No, no, no, no, it’s ok, it’s ok, it’s ok, I’m a nice guy.


swordclash117

Eddie Brock explaining to Gwen why his obsession with her is justified