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_jvc123

Vord_Loldemort_7: And I know I'm not your father... Me: Then stop pretending to be!


TinyZ666

I’ll pick you up here at 10.


otherworldlypresense

Everybody else knows.


TinyZ666

Robbie, there’s your page one. VoldLoldemort does my mom! Exclusive daily bugle photo.


AkuVader

The mom got poisoned?


Awsmprsn2003

She's a little nauseous, yeah


thejmoneyman

My dad: “She doesn’t know what you are” u/Vord_Loldemort_7: “Actually she knows me very well. And when she kissed me, it was just like she used to kiss me. That taste…strawberries”


TinyZ666

You stole my mother’s love from me..you stole her memes.


NeganLannister23

Me telling my mom that I killed u/Vord_Loldemort_7: ***"He deserved it, didn't he?"***


SMTTrunkGod

u/Vord_Loldemort_7 was a pervert. I just couldn’t see it.


mebbadk

The dad when he finds out: Oh you can't do this to me...


BigSmokeLovesCheese

I missed the part where that's my problem


AnotherJasonOnReddit

AnotherJasonOnReddit: "Do what you need to with her then broom her- WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING?!"


redditer333333338

Ray William Johnson? Is that you?


Vord_Loldemort_7

Doin ya mom doin doin ya mom


radiocomicsescapist

Vordy when he sees his son for the first time: Look at you! You’re all grown up! Well, how are ya?


SKeptical230

The urn is pretty small but u/Lord_Voldemort7 could probably fit. >!my mom is alive, this is a joke!<


vigilantcomicpenguin

Oh, you can't do this to me!


ThisIsMrAbapo

What?!   (Day 150 of commenting)