By - Vord_Loldemort_7
Vord_Loldemort_7: And I know I'm not your father...
Me: Then stop pretending to be!
I’ll pick you up here at 10.
Everybody else knows.
Robbie, there’s your page one. VoldLoldemort does my mom! Exclusive daily bugle photo.
The mom got poisoned?
She's a little nauseous, yeah
My dad: “She doesn’t know what you are”
u/Vord_Loldemort_7: “Actually she knows me very well. And when she kissed me, it was just like she used to kiss me. That taste…strawberries”
You stole my mother’s love from me..you stole her memes.
Me telling my mom that I killed u/Vord_Loldemort_7: ***"He deserved it, didn't he?"***
u/Vord_Loldemort_7 was a pervert. I just couldn’t see it.
The dad when he finds out: Oh you can't do this to me...
I missed the part where that's my problem
AnotherJasonOnReddit: "Do what you need to with her then broom her- WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING?!"
Ray William Johnson? Is that you?
Doin ya mom doin doin ya mom
Vordy when he sees his son for the first time:
Look at you! You’re all grown up! Well, how are ya?
The urn is pretty small but u/Lord_Voldemort7 could probably fit.
>!my mom is alive, this is a joke!<
Oh, you can't do this to me!
(Day 150 of commenting)