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Expensive_Hold_9393

He just tripped and fell to his avoidable death.


TheIJDGuy

Not Peter’s fault that he stumbled back when he hurt his wrist


TinyZ666

Carradine did it..he had nothing to do with it!


vigilantcomicpenguin

Really, Carradine was killed by the inescapable flow of time that ends up claiming all lives.


Michaelconeass2019

Kind of like another Carradine…


SlargTheGnome

Good thing Dennis was already a murderer himself. Sure would suck if he didn't really kill Uncle Ben and Peter killed him for nothing.


kebab69666

Just give me a chance! Just give me a chance!


Raimimemelord

What about my uncle?! Did you give him a chance?!


kebab69666

Uncle Ben and I we had a hell of a time


Raimimemelord

Did you morb all over him?


kebab69666

My back oh my back


KoalaCutie955

He already killed someone? I thought he was a “small time crook”


Save-my-mouthplz

"He's a small time cook"


KoalaCutie955

“Put the hamburgers in the bag”


SlargTheGnome

This post was /s. We thought he killed Ben but he didn't.


Swagboi7

To be fair Peter probably didn't accept Spider-Man as his name until he got the suit, so that means he was the Human Spider. That means the Human Spider killed.


OwenA113

The Human Spider killed! I had nothing to do with it!


JCamson04

Don’t let him take me again!


AkuVader

We sure killed him! What do you mean *we?* Oh.


kebab69666

The Goblin killed I had nothing to do with it


nervousmelon

We killed him! We? Remember? Your little accident in the warehouse...


thejmoneyman

*The Leader of the Car Jackers Club*: “Hey, have you seen Dennis around?” *The one thief who knows Spider-Man killed him*: “Oh uh, well I’m afraid he’s not, uh, coming today…”


HaroldzHatz

I never realized as a kid that he died from that until in No way home Tobey says he wanted him dead and he got what he wanted


JCamson04

I wish he worded it differently, the other spideys mightve thought he killed him


cr102y

In a way he kinda did.


JCamson04

No, Peter made a move and Dennis fell, Peter told you that


AnotherJasonOnReddit

J Jonah Jameson *(eavesdropping)* : "I KNEW IT!"


TinyZ666

He’s a menace to the entire city!


Awsmprsn2003

I want him strung up by his web


mebbadk

We killed ~~them~~ him!!!


Raimimemelord

What do you mean "we"?


OwenA113

Remember? Your little accident in the laboratory...


kompletionist

So, three and a bit years in, are you still having fun doing this or has it become a drag?


Vord_Loldemort_7

I’m still having fun! Although I’m definitely running out of jokes


Good-Letter-7436

I made a move he fell I told you that


Awsmprsn2003

I'm not accusing you of anything.


DragonJack69420

Remember that time Spider-Man killed a woman because he thought she was Wolverine?


Awsmprsn2003

Wolverine did it I had nothing to do with it!


nervousmelon

She made a move and ~~got her skull caved in~~ she fell


Awsmprsn2003

He had a gun on me. I made a move, and he fell. I told you that.


Steyna_

I’m not accusing you of anything


DesparateServe

Real OG's know Dennis Carradine as Spike


swordclash117

Dennis “Spike” Carradine. On a side note, I don’t know if it was just me but I didn’t realize his name in the game was Spike until my brother told me even though I had played through the game myself as well. I don’t know if it was the voice acting or the audio mixing, the lack of subtitles, or just me, but I had a really hard time understanding a lot of the dialogue in the game.


DesparateServe

You're not alone buddy, all i heard from the guy telling Peter his name was "AEGHAGUAGHAGHUGH" lol


knifeknifeafterdark

He is sleeping soundly in retcon hell.


redditer333333338

He made a move on him and he fell, I told you that


nervousmelon

He made a move and he fell, he told you that


saint-bread

Except Peter only accepted the guilt of Carradine's death after Spider-Man 3. We see him trying to convince MJ it wasn't his fault in SM3 but assuming the responsibility in No Way Home


Awsmprsn2003

Character growth


saint-bread

sadly off-screen. Really wish we could get some game or animated series showing everything that happened between SM3 and NWH. A movie wouldn't be able to satisfyingly cover such a time period, plus with games/animations we can see the actors young again.


IzzyTipsy

Tobey-man: "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you" *Lets Norman, Ock, and Eddie kill themselves*


ThisIsMrAbapo

Except for Carradine, which was *definitely* an accident, what were the other instances that Spider-Man killed others?   (Day 148 of commenting)


JCamson04

Well, he definitely knew green goblin was secretly controlling his glider to try and stab him, yet he pretended to not know and played it off as an accident by dodging the glider while norman was in it’s path He talked doctor octopus into committing suicide he killed two birds with one stone by throwing a pumpkin bomb at venom, knowing eddie likes to be bonded with venom (that shocked expression afterwards was fake) He made amends with harry so that if venom tried to kill him, harry would try to take the killing blow, which worked Peter is a serial killer tbh, its all explained in the novelizations


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