By - Vord_Loldemort_7
He just tripped and fell to his avoidable death.
Not Peter’s fault that he stumbled back when he hurt his wrist
Carradine did it..he had nothing to do with it!
Really, Carradine was killed by the inescapable flow of time that ends up claiming all lives.
Kind of like another Carradine…
Good thing Dennis was already a murderer himself. Sure would suck if he didn't really kill Uncle Ben and Peter killed him for nothing.
Just give me a chance! Just give me a chance!
What about my uncle?! Did you give him a chance?!
Uncle Ben and I we had a hell of a time
Did you morb all over him?
My back oh my back
He already killed someone? I thought he was a “small time crook”
"He's a small time cook"
“Put the hamburgers in the bag”
This post was /s. We thought he killed Ben but he didn't.
To be fair Peter probably didn't accept Spider-Man as his name until he got the suit, so that means he was the Human Spider. That means the Human Spider killed.
The Human Spider killed! I had nothing to do with it!
Don’t let him take me again!
We sure killed him!
What do you mean *we?*
The Goblin killed I had nothing to do with it
We killed him!
Remember? Your little accident in the warehouse...
*The Leader of the Car Jackers Club*: “Hey, have you seen Dennis around?”
*The one thief who knows Spider-Man killed him*: “Oh uh, well I’m afraid he’s not, uh, coming today…”
I never realized as a kid that he died from that until in No way home Tobey says he wanted him dead and he got what he wanted
I wish he worded it differently, the other spideys mightve thought he killed him
In a way he kinda did.
No, Peter made a move and Dennis fell, Peter told you that
J Jonah Jameson *(eavesdropping)* : "I KNEW IT!"
He’s a menace to the entire city!
I want him strung up by his web
We killed ~~them~~ him!!!
What do you mean "we"?
Remember? Your little accident in the laboratory...
So, three and a bit years in, are you still having fun doing this or has it become a drag?
I’m still having fun! Although I’m definitely running out of jokes
I made a move he fell I told you that
I'm not accusing you of anything.
Remember that time Spider-Man killed a woman because he thought she was Wolverine?
Wolverine did it I had nothing to do with it!
She made a move and ~~got her skull caved in~~ she fell
He had a gun on me. I made a move, and he fell. I told you that.
I’m not accusing you of anything
Real OG's know Dennis Carradine as Spike
Dennis “Spike” Carradine.
On a side note, I don’t know if it was just me but I didn’t realize his name in the game was Spike until my brother told me even though I had played through the game myself as well.
I don’t know if it was the voice acting or the audio mixing, the lack of subtitles, or just me, but I had a really hard time understanding a lot of the dialogue in the game.
You're not alone buddy, all i heard from the guy telling Peter his name was "AEGHAGUAGHAGHUGH" lol
He is sleeping soundly in retcon hell.
He made a move on him and he fell, I told you that
He made a move and he fell, he told you that
Except Peter only accepted the guilt of Carradine's death after Spider-Man 3. We see him trying to convince MJ it wasn't his fault in SM3 but assuming the responsibility in No Way Home
sadly off-screen. Really wish we could get some game or animated series showing everything that happened between SM3 and NWH. A movie wouldn't be able to satisfyingly cover such a time period, plus with games/animations we can see the actors young again.
Tobey-man: "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you"
*Lets Norman, Ock, and Eddie kill themselves*
Except for Carradine, which was *definitely* an accident, what were the other instances that Spider-Man killed others?
(Day 148 of commenting)
Well, he definitely knew green goblin was secretly controlling his glider to try and stab him, yet he pretended to not know and played it off as an accident by dodging the glider while norman was in it’s path
He talked doctor octopus into committing suicide
he killed two birds with one stone by throwing a pumpkin bomb at venom, knowing eddie likes to be bonded with venom (that shocked expression afterwards was fake)
He made amends with harry so that if venom tried to kill him, harry would try to take the killing blow, which worked
Peter is a serial killer tbh, its all explained in the novelizations
I- I like it.
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