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AnarchyMoose

Do you think TikTok will ever start doing advertisements or do you think they make enough money from just selling all their user data to the Chinese government?


MaimedPhoenix

The way corporations seem to think is you can never have enough money. If that holds true, they will do both. Sell data and advertise- probably stuff made by China.


emeraldhorus

One of the classic misconceptions about American foreign policy is that our involvement in the Middle East is to protect US consumers from price hikes Which isn’t entirely wrong, but the much bigger impetus was protecting our European Allies from price hikes in the context of the Cold War, as they were (and are) much more susceptible and that vulnerability could be weaponized bu the Soviets.


Tyhgujgt

What if I buy a small boat made in the USA and then retrofit it into a container ship somewhere in China. (The boat will basically turn into an ornament at the front) Will it comply with Jones act?


StolenSkittles

this is a true *ship of theseus* question


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Alander_neolib

Landlord respond to my emails in a timely manner challange \[ABSOLUTLEY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE\]


benjaminikuta

Is nutrition science a meme?


Marlsfarp

Nutrition is extremely complicated and we don't understand it well yet, but also it's something that every single person on Earth has direct experience with. That creates an ideal market for oversimplifications, bro science, and general woo bullshit that leads to conflicting information and naive frustration like "why can't they make up their mind whether X is good for you???"


Delareh

Not by nature. It's just really difficult to isolate causes and effects when there so much shit going on. And people with biases and agendas interpret data to suit them. It's kind of like quantum physics


lockjacket

I’m normally a safe driver but something just clicks in my brain when it’s 2am and no one is around. I have becomes the sonic !ping auto


waltsing0

Same, the speed limit designed for the lowest common denominator car at busy times doesn't make sense for my WRX when the roads are empty.


DoorVonHammerthong

Me, normally: the speed limit is 35 you pricks, stop riding my ass for only doing 38 Me on an empty highway: boy this sure does hit triple digits in a hurry


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Is ISW being DDOSed?


seaweedpoof

new DT who dis


AvgHotdishEnjoyer

The ghost of DTs past


Alander_neolib

FRESH DT BABYYYY


RandomGamerFTW

wrong thread


Alander_neolib

First


Honorguard44

How far can we push anti horny posting regulations un in the DT 🤔


HexagonOfVirtue

blanket ban for all bi flairs


IBequinox

My uni starts soon (masters level, with one year at my uni in the UK and one year in Shanghai, China, with the courses there being in English). Looking for a second opinion on if I should study Chinese because it might help a bit living in Shanghai compared to just using English, but I feel I lack motivation to learn it beyond practicality, compared to Japanese, since I already consume Japanese media. I know the logical thing is to take Chinese (mandarin) at the uni language learning centre (though its only 40 hours in 20 weeks lmao) as my course has suggested in its pamplet, but tbh the weeb cliche of taking Japanese is tempting. The multiple tones of Mandarin look daunting too. I feel like it would be easier to practice Japanese for me if I take it, considering I have basically never read or watched Chinese media. In terms of future prospects, the thing with Chinese that could pose a problem for foreigners imo, is that at least towards the West my impression is that it is getting a bit more closed off + the already existing authoritarianism. But at the same time, it does seem shallow to pick Japanese in part because I watch anime and read manga...


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soeffed

Man the new Taylor album goes hard


HexagonOfVirtue

magic goolsball should I ask her what classes she has next year


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DonyellTaylor

Marxists always be like “the representative democracies are the REAL authoritarian dictatorships if u think about it😳”


Headstar24

It’s kind of a relief to be in a relationship and not have to pursue anyone anymore or even try to make female friends. I suck meeting new people but I’m awful when it comes to women. Now I don’t have to do any of that. I’ve also just had almost exclusively awful experiences with women, platonic or not.


HexagonOfVirtue

this friend of mine we’ve been texting on discord like it’s email we literally exchange thoughts and ideas in large paragraphs every day tf is going on


Professor-Reddit

What did Love, Simon mean by this? 😳


BrandNameRecliner

Bang them lol


HexagonOfVirtue

🤨


BrandNameRecliner

Think of it like the DT They are obviously into you or else they wouldn't read what you write


SnakeEater14

So at the end of Toy Story 3, Woody leaves a note on the box of toys telling Andy to deliver it to Bonnie’s address, and Andy thinks his mom wrote it This implies that Woody can mimic the handwriting of Andy’s mom, which leads to several other implications


Honorguard44

Tinder girl has a shoulder tattoo of the koi fish in the northern water tribe 😍


BenFoldsFourLoko

#they will call me ZHAO, *THE MOON SLAYER!!*


captaincrunchey

CMV: Hard seltzer is malt liquor with better branding


FuckFashMods

And no carbs


BrandNameRecliner

Filipino adobo is the best food It is cheap, stupid easy, can be made ahead, needs like 5 ingredients, hard to mess up, and is really freakin good. You should make it more often than you do. Frankly it should be a staple for anyone that cooks


HexagonOfVirtue

i literally have an empty block in the middle of my day for high school LOL


Extreme_Rocks

I have like 2-3 every day lmao


HexagonOfVirtue

dude this is for half a year lol it’s like a whole 4 hours off


klarno

I have a nearly 50 year old Olympus OM-1 with lenses covering every focal length from 19 to 210mm. I was thinking of having it professionally restored.


Honorguard44

The speech at the end of “The Great Dictator” is so good


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

They made a movie about Biden?


Honorguard44

Yeah, he saves a nation from fascism by appealing to simple human decency in it


Delareh

Goddamn, take me off this mortal coil already


Honorguard44

Stay strong 💪


Delareh

Staying is all I can manage for now.


Honorguard44

Have you been writing any stories as of late? Or got an idea bouncing around?


Delareh

Yeah, I started a new project two weeks back. It's about a group of adolescent girls and a boy rescued from human trafficking. Re-entering school, reacclimating etc. I'm working with a friend of a friend from my city's PD.


Honorguard44

That sounds like a really good read! How’s it coming along so far? And what are the character names?


Delareh

There are two sides of the story. Adults, who come in contact with them: Two are co-founders of the charity that's sheltering them, Sahas and Abigail; one teacher named Jennifer and a policeman Prakash (sub-inspector, idk if you're familiar with Indian PD ranks) and some minor recurring characters like the cook, warden etc. The girls are Shweta, Avani, Radhika, Nupur aged 15,14,14 and 10 . The boy is Vikram, who is 11. The story is set in 2001. I have this whole turn of the millennium Indian spirit thing going on in parallel.


Honorguard44

That sounds fascinating! No, I’m not familiar with Indian police structures at all lol. So is this like a coming of age story? Or is there something else motiving it’s creation?


Delareh

Thanks. I had untreated anger issues (and PTSD but the story's not about that) and trust issues because of the stuff I went through as a child. I'm using different characters to explore the possible effects of child abuse on a psyche (i've read a lot on this subject and I'm consulting a psych) and society's role in protecting these kids. A little bit of commentary on Indian society as well, but it's not the central thesis.


Honorguard44

It’s a really solid concept and has a lot of potential. I’d love to take a peak when you have a draft


ILikeTalkingToMyself

👉💤


Headstar24

Me too


Honorguard44

Stay strong man


soeffed

Wtf when did world war 2 movies get so political


BenFoldsFourLoko

risk of AI apocalypse should be factored into your retirement savings strategy, but sadly I do not know how to calculate that yet and it may be a moot point anyway- it's not like investing for that scenario should be half-assed


ILikeTalkingToMyself

Invest in it


BenFoldsFourLoko

👀


Honorguard44

The mod made a mod modding moderation


savuporo

what made cars so drastically change shape around 1932 or so


FuckFashMods

I believe that's close to the time Fords Model A was released, as well as Fords first V8.


Headstar24

Someone, or a group of people came up with a design that was better for an enclosed space because people didn’t like how open 20’s and earlier cars were. They just got more blobbish with the times too.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Sorry that was me


savuporo

did you travel back and demand "streamlined modernity now" or something


Sir_Digby83

[CURIOUS🤔](https://i.imgur.com/w9XgZqd.png) !ping shitposters


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BrandNameRecliner

I remember when the first video of covid lockdowns in China were posted on reddit. There was a guy laying in the street from an unrelated accident and i was all like "There is literally people dying in the street. This is going to threaten humanity forever and millions are going to die" Still haven't recovered from the massive downdoots even though i was right 😒


BenFoldsFourLoko

>looks at fatality rates oh wow these are really bad >asks self if there's any reason it would be different in other parts of the world not drastically >comes to obvious conclusion guys this is going to be really bad   people, even educated ones, even experts, even experts in supposedly empirical fields, are not empirical beings. We could be through training! But nobody gives a single flying fuck, and so they are not Again, virtually no one gives a singly flying fuck about COVID, or else they would be working on improving themselves for the next conceptual COVID. Most people will take offense and vehemently disagree, and they are so blinded to their own failure that they are literally not worth engaging with directly.


KesterFox

I remember when people thought I was crazy for saying the number of deaths would hit seven figures


SpectralDomain256

I remember when people thought I was crazy for saying not only the number of deaths would hit seven figures but also that people wouldn’t care about it. This was in 05.2020.


BrandNameRecliner

We are the real doctor fauci 😔✊


KesterFox

Fr fr


KesterFox

Good morning My phone is on 4%


AvgHotdishEnjoyer

Any fox born after 1993 can't cook, all they know is McDonald's, not charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie


KesterFox

True


AvgHotdishEnjoyer

!shiversify


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Any fox born after **1993** **CANNOT** **COOK,** all they know is McDonald's, **NOT** **CHARGE** **THEY** **PHONE,** **TWERK,** **BE** **BISEXUAL,** eat hot chip, and lie 🐊


ILikeTalkingToMyself

Has Ukraine tried arresting all the Russian soldiers 🧐


ABgraphics

Every city should have a catalog of pre-approved buildings plans that anyone with land can get permitted to build within 15 minutes. Just like Southbend: https://southbendin.gov/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/SBBT_Catalog_22-0112-lowres.pdf


BrandNameRecliner

Something is making a vibrating noise and Idk what is Is this what insanity sounds like


Honorguard44

I use to hum while lightly touching my top and bottom teeth together and it would make a buzzing noise like a machine or something.


BrandNameRecliner

Are you saying you are in my bedroom? Because you know that would be kinda hot ngl


Honorguard44

Well I’m not in your bedroom…yet 😉


Flame6420

Vibrator or a bomb


BrandNameRecliner

I don't own a bomb 😏


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

>visit r/neoliberal >browse DT >sees a u/Doorvonhammerthong comment >day ruined


ILikeTalkingToMyself

Are we going to get a 538 model on Xi Jinping being reelected and polling of CCP Central Committee members


falcaraz99

I have learned that the best Mexican restaurants with the best tortillas get their maiz (corn flour) illegally from Mexico because pure maiz does not exist in the US, why is that??


-AmberSweet-

My brain be like "Who dares, wins" Like sis what in your fucking garbage ass life makes you think that lmao


Honorguard44

Dare more then


-AmberSweet-

That deeply sounds like a gambling addiction


Honorguard44

I need to just dare more 😡


-AmberSweet-

Instructions inclear. Tried to be a fighter pilot and now I am 150k in debt to a loan shark and missing a kidney.


Honorguard44

I hate how Reddit messages take a second to fade in when you use Reddit on mobile devices. So stupid. It makes me want to unsubscribe from ping groups


-AmberSweet-

Usually I just get it to work by a quick refresh but despite being afaik the most used Reddit Mobile sucks


AvgHotdishEnjoyer

Huh, I thought about it a bit more, and I have had more than a few moments that I thought I was literally going to die 🧐 And then I remembered that I haven’t really kept track of however many times I’ve almost been crashed into on the freeway by erratic drivers weaving through traffic 🧐🧐 Or times that I’ve almost been hit by a car going 30+ as a biker or pedestrian when they were clearly about to run a red light or some shit like that 🧐🧐🧐 Anyways, good night shitlibs! 🥰🥱😴


Cyberhwk

Great. Next to pick in BOTH NL fantasy football leagues and I can't stay up any longer without being a zombie tomorrow.


l_overwhat

Modern nl users don't even know what mcnuke means smh my damn head


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MistakeNotDotDotDot

https://www.techdirt.com/2022/08/29/age-verification-providers-say-dont-worry-about-california-design-code-youll-just-have-to-scan-your-face-for-every-website-you-visit/ I see we were due for another PROTECT OUR CHILDREN bullshit bill


Honorguard44

The fuck? Who in their right mind thinks this is a good idea. I’m now regretting moving to Cali


Flame6420

>An Iraqi medical source for Al-Jazeera: The death toll from the confrontations inside the Green Zone has risen to 30 Probably going to be another civil war


RandomGamerFTW

new dt now


DoorVonHammerthong

No.


SpectralDomain256

!ping computer-science Wtf is “web3?”


79215185-1feb-44c6

Semantic web although it was co-opted by a bunch of scam artists to mean something completely different that has absolutely nothing to do with computer science.


CallinCthulhu

originally, it was a vision of a decentralized internet powered by p2p protocols. This was a long time ago. Now? Now its a way to sell idiots JPEGs for stupid sums of money


LtLabcoat

"A long time ago" meaning 8 years ago.


MaveRickandMorty

Tbf, 8 years ago is a long time in tech


AA-33

> a decentralized internet powered by p2p protocols you are describing “the internet”


CallinCthulhu

essentially yes, but with a focus on decentralized information hosting and compute services. Which is kinda funny because napster is over 2 decades old.


LtLabcoat

They mean that it'd be more decentralised. Having information be saved on regular user machines instead of kept on a small number of servers. The fact that this is borderline useless for anything but Torrents means that, yes, this is a crypto thing.


kjehkhej

Buzzword for all the decentralization tech


AA-33

it’s just block chain bullshit


SpectralDomain256

So blockchain and crypto are dirty unprofitable words now and they have to invent something catchy?


kjehkhej

Pretty much


seattle_lib

feels like people are super loose with the concept of "computer science" sometimes


SpectralDomain256

It has always been loose as people were using this for help with their programming homework


xeio87

Scamming for dummies


RandomGamerFTW

buzzword


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-AmberSweet-

Which voice to listen to? "You'll hate yourself for not trying" or "The statistics say you'll fail, and you won't be as content about it as you think?" Tale as old as time I guess.


AvgHotdishEnjoyer

The latter, but I try anyways 🥰


Usernamesarebullshit

“don’t try to change him/her” everyone should be constantly trying to change everybody else actually


SpectralDomain256

But what if I can’t even change myself


TalkLessShillMore

Whoa why is comedyheaven inactive


SadaoMaou

fash


EvidenceBasedOnly

One thing I’ve noticed with the self driving car type things is that they never pull into the intersection when it’s an unprotected left turn. I’m not sure what the legal rule is but I feel like every single human driver pulls pretty far so that they (and the people one or two cars behind them) can make the left when it goes yellow. Maybe it’s safer but it’s kind of annoying to be behind them (in my case on bike) as the light is pretty much red by the time I do my left turn behind them.


Stanley--Nickels

The law on this varies by state


BenFoldsFourLoko

I get *pissed* when the person in front of me doesn't. iirc, it's explicitly allowed to do, and yeah, especially when it's a busy time, you are *wasting* 1-2 cars for every light change


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Just go around them and wait in the intersection


EvidenceBasedOnly

Bruh


[deleted]

What? They're machines, you don't have to respect them.


EvidenceBasedOnly

These streets are busy enough that it’d be pretty sketchy, also I think there are still people in them usually.


EvidenceBasedOnly

Blessed are those who Uber eats caffeinated drinks whose sweet nectar they will not drink until the next morning


thefuturegov

I have yet to read Hamilton, but after reading his Washington and Grant biographies I have no doubt in my mind in proclaiming Ron Chernow the best biographer of the generation


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Man the fact that a random Hill op-ed got upvoted here where the author combined China's government and private sector debt and divided it by GDP and then compared it to the US federal government debt to gdp ratio, really shows how bad the Hill's editorial standards are and how bad this sub is at reading articles.


BenFoldsFourLoko

the Hill has editorial standards lol? >this sub ... reading articles 🧐


ElGosso

The article said "China bad," it goes to the top


Spacegravy97

What’s with the trend of ppl saying they noticed Covid earlier and earlier. Like no Dave you found out abt it in feb/mar 2020 like all the rest of us chumps 🙄🥴😷


Sir_Digby83

Why is is there no pictures of Tucker Carlson standing. What the hell..


l_overwhat

He's just a floating head and neck he doesn't actually have a body. Whatever you see on Fox News is CGI


Gneisstoknow

He has a pot belly


DonyellTaylor

That black bear on interestingasfuck is magical


BreaksFull

*Always* carry a gun when going out into bear territory. Any bear that you see, has already seen you and decided you are not intimidating, which is a dangerous scenario to be with a large carnivore.


BenFoldsFourLoko

that bear was *terrifyingly* friendly that should be the prime example of why feeding/being friendly to bears is *bad*. If lucky, it will get the bear killed by rangers. If unlucky, it will cause a bear attack. Notice too, the couple "swipes" it takes at the very end.


AvgHotdishEnjoyer

Oh, an actual bear 😞🔨 In all seriousness, I’d *literally* piss myself. I had one distant encounter with a black bear when I was camping in Michigan a few years ago, and that was probably a top 10 “I’m in danger!” moment


SnakeEater14

*Toy Story 3* shows that even among toys, there still exists gambling, brainwashing, ideological conflict, and war


Honorguard44

I’m halfway through Severance staring Adam Scott. What a weird ducking show


Legit_Spaghetti

Malarkey level of driving to a gas station to pick up some sushi


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Legit_Spaghetti

Good, good


AvgHotdishEnjoyer

Support your local DoorDash driver 😤


HMID_Delenda_Est

Gonna open a grift shop called Traitor Joe's.


EmpiricalAnarchism

Step 1: buy tent and Let’s Go Brandon merchandise to sell Step 2: rent out ad space in any rural fair or carnival Step 3: profit Step 4: donate profits to dem candidates


MyWeebPornAccount

https://twitter.com/DemeryUK/status/1564482985021382656 Appears Street fighting has reached an urban area in the Kherson areas. Seen multiple videos posted with lots of gunfire in that apparent location or area. (Video was sourced from the official Ukrainian military telegram, so safe to share.)


MolybdenumIsMoney

https://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif?noredirect


Headstar24

I will never forget being called an “all American boy” as a compliment. I still don’t get what that means and I’m not sure I wanna find out.


ILikeTalkingToMyself

Hunky


Headstar24

Idk about that honestly.


Honorguard44

I think they mean this [all American boy 👦](https://youtu.be/FAD_5NWzM5g)


Alander_neolib

Wh*te


Headstar24

Yes but I don’t look like…that.


BenFoldsFourLoko

white boys get a lot of leeway from weirdos who talk about "all american" boys