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jobautomator

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benjaminikuta

https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/wumhhk/discussion_thread/ildpt3t/


Schnevets

So the Steam Deckโ€™s specs donโ€™t go beyond 720p for 3D games on an HDMI output. Damn, all of the hype deluded me into thinking it could make a good Home Media setupโ€ฆ Is there a decent way to do PC Gaming on a couch for under $1k without having a hideous rig next to the media console?


No_Chilly_bill

small form factor pc. ​ However smaller size will increase the price.


Culpirit

Malarkey level of blocking people because you disagree with them on gun control?


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12random12

I had a close-ish call with a driver on my bike today because he was driving the wrong way to cut a 30 second wait to make a left turn. I can only anticipate so much stupidity in a day.


amogus_neoliberal

Donald trump ๐Ÿค nofap willful retention


tacostats

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benjaminikuta

https://twitter.com/emollick/status/1560298267740884997


Kindly_Blackberry967

Bill Nye โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ


Mickenfox

Insomnia why ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Goatmilk2208

Hunter Biden for Senate.


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

God could you imagine?


[deleted]

"I am the Senate" -Hunter Biden


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

Silent Hill: The Room has my favorite kind of cutscene trigger in gaming; the kind that works off of predicting what the player will do. The way it works is you can explore the starting area as much as you like, but nothing will happen until your natural instinct says there's nothing left to do, so you should try to leave the room. So the first part of the trigger is approaching the door. It knows the player has to eventually try to escape. But still, nothing happens. Because the actual cutscene trigger happens after you've exhausted all of your options and have to turn back and see if there was something you missed. I remember thinking that was brilliant way to do that when I first played it, because it really predicts the patterns most players are going to take. Almost no one is going to try to leave that room immediately.


Goatmilk2208

White Pride is stupid. I am not โ€œWhiteโ€. I am Gaelic. 2000 years ago, the โ€œWhiteโ€ Romans where trying to stamp out my ancestors, and we where giving them hell in Pict land. I donโ€™t give two fucks about the โ€œWhiteโ€ Romans.


captaincrunchey

Bro who cares about the reputation of the winery if it's cheap and tastes decent, I just want my grape-flavored fuckup juice


Goatmilk2208

US oofed themselves out of the World Juniors. It is once again Canadaโ€™s Tourny to win. Imagine the lack of shame those fools had when they ranked Canada finishing 3-4th. This is our game. We have the most fans, the most heart, the most medals, the most will to win. We will take gold again.


Honorguard44

I feel gross


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Yo soy la bibliotheca


disuberence

Me when I eat 3 slices of pizza


disuberence

Canโ€™t believe Netflix made John Constantine a woman in their Sandman adaptation. Woke train is never stopping


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

So true bestie


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[deleted]

Can't take anyone with a German surname seriously


DelusionsOfPasteur

-anglo americans in 1917


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

I always thought Dr. Merkwรผrdigliebe sounded distinguished.


[deleted]

Back when we knew how to treat the hun properly


Libz_R_Gryffindor

>cromwell in /u/ >weird intrawhite racism MODS


[deleted]

What's wrong with Thomas Cromwell? You a Henry VIII apologist?


Delareh

Man wtf


Delareh

I get the joke, but back when we treated the Huns? Maybe, you meant that as a joke too but it's not how it comes off.


[deleted]

I'm German-American, so I'm allowed to say it


[deleted]

Not my fault that an entire group of people agreed that names like dingledorf and finkleberg were acceptable


Headstar24

Iโ€™m not gonna lie, I have a family member who married a man of German descent and their last name isnโ€™t far off from this funny sounding.


BATHULK

Sit and watch the stoop lights flicker Stoop lights flicker 'cuz my eyes half closed Eyes half closed 'cuz the bottle half gone Bottle half gone, stoop lights on strobe Can't stop thinking, that's my mind on liquor Mind on liquor, now my mind half gone Mind half gone, 'cuz I wish I had a family Family ain't here, 'cuz I been living wrong Sit and watch the stoop lights flicker Stoop lights flicker 'cuz my eyes half closed Eyes half closed 'cuz the bottle half gone Bottle half gone, stoop lights on strobe Can't stop thinking, that's my mind on liquor Mind on liquor, now my mind half gone Mind half gone, 'cuz I wish I had a family Family ain't here, 'cuz I been living wrong


Goatmilk2208

Word is: Joe Manchin on the Next Canadian 5$ bill. Also, why the fuck do you Yankees still use paper money? It makes you look like some 3rd world shit hole.


Delareh

Okay, what grandpa country are you from?


Goatmilk2208

Canada. A Country that have money that doesnโ€™t look like it comes from 6th century China. Give me a break bro, you guys might as well put a Roman emperor on it, shit is same technology.


boyyouguysaredumb

!ping CHESS I can play completely normal games that go back and forth in the daytime As soon as it hits nighttime, the cheaters come out. I honestly think that online chess is almost unplayable at certain times of day. I've had points refunded THREE times this week from chess dot com.


Dancedancedance1133

๐Ÿ‘† uses chess dot cum


uss_wstar

Is it better or worse in Lichess?


PrivateJoker1987

Better by far. Chess com has a way bigger userbase (ads and publicity), so most of the ppl who enjoy cheating go there. Not to mention lichess users tend to be more legitimate fans of chess than those ppl who want to fool around w engines and feel like an epic troll; you can tell bc the avg lichess player is rated way higher than the avg chess com user, after adjusting for the different rating systems


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Goatmilk2208

Just made popcorn. Canโ€™t wait to choke on kernels for the next 5 hours.


1sagas1

Hot take: private insurance persists in the US because it directly benefits income earners above the median. Think about it, company insurance plans are the same for everyone in the company from the lowest employee to the highest regional manager. They all pay the same price but for the higher earners, itโ€™s a smaller percentage of income than it would be for the lower earners. Itโ€™s effectively the opposite of how a tax to pay for it would work which would have higher income earners paying a larger percentage of their income. Thus private insurance instead of tax-funded healthcare benefits those on the wealthier side of the median.


badluckbrians

Sure. But then again, if everyone's paying way more than they otherwise would to keep the system, it may be a far smaller share benefiting than you'd imagine. For instance, we're north of the median. Just not by a ton. Our private family plan premiums cost about 20% of our gross household income. Healthcare premiums (and deductibles) inflate so much faster than wages, that this share has really taken off over time. This was probably closer to 10% of our income 15 years ago. Like it's funny, we all pay the same 2.9% to Medicare our whole working lives, and get the same Medicare when we turn 65. And that stays 2.9%. At the rate they increase, I fully expect we'll be paying 30% of our gross household income to health insurance premiums by about 2030 unless some kind of price control measures pass the Senate before then.


DepthValley

I think it is true that most (voters)are ok with private insurance because it works for them but think you still have the logic backwards If a company decides they want to increase their health insurance budget by 15% to the next available better plan - then everyone in the same tier at their workplace gets this bonus equally. And proportionally this helps people on the bottom more than the top. Its the same thing as if a company gives everyone free lunch instead of doing minor proportional pay raises.


Lib_Korra

I honestly just assumed you were right from the first sentence because everything in this country disproportionately benefits the top quintile of Dream Hoarders.


DoorVonHammerthong

i fucking love leaving early on a friday. If i could distill the sensation of leaving early on a friday, then vaporize it, i would fill up a love doll with that "leaving early on a friday" gas and travel the world with it. I would never harm it for fear of losing that feeling. We would see rome, the adirondacks, and i'd take that leaving early on a friday feeling down to trek to the south pole just so i could feel that leaving early on a friday feeling on the day we break camp to trek back to civilization and then i would trap that feeling into another love doll and wed them on the argentine coast so they could live happily ever after.


Headstar24

I agreed to work a couple hours earlier tomorrow/later and Iโ€™m really mad that I decided to do that.


Delareh

Just to be clear, a love is not what I'm thinking it is right?


DoorVonHammerthong

shortened phrase for "inflatable companion"


Cyberhwk

Everybody complains police are made up of officers who peaked in high school or have some sort of chip on their shoulder or inferiority complex. While I get what they're saying, I don't understand how someone who they'd describe as "normal" could *possibly* do that job without having a mental breakdown. Dealing with dumb fucks is literally their entire job. It's all they do every day. I'm forced to deal with some dumb fuck, I go home and don't want to leave my apartment for a week.


simeoncolemiles

Hear me outโ€ฆ WMDs in Russia


Goatmilk2208

I wonder if I could beat Hitler in a fist fight. (Prime vs prime). Like he looks like a pussy in every photo I see of him, and I got like 6 inches on him, and more in height, but he was a WW1 vet, so that is pretty extreme. I would give it my all, because like the glory of the Western world or what ever, but could he rock my shit?


George-SJW-Bush

How different would world history be if wars were settled in a 1v1 boxing match between leaders? Assume that the overall death toll would be about equivalent and that this does not change the way leaders or the public think about war. This is merely a question of whether Churchill or Hitler was tougher, whether Golda Meir could take on Sadat, and so forth.


badluckbrians

Tupou IV was like 500lbs and lived until 90 or something. We would all bow to Tonga.


Goatmilk2208

โ€œWorld President Mike Tyson declares today World Tiger day. This marks the 135 day dedicated as World Tiger Dayโ€.


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[deleted]

So should I vote for online gambling in California?


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

No. Hell no.


DoorVonHammerthong

globalism


AvgHotdishEnjoyer

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒ


DoorVonHammerthong

ew what's all over my lawn


HMID_Delenda_Est

Ectoplasm?


Kindly_Blackberry967

Globalasm!?


chuckleym8

https://video.twimg.com/ext\_tw\_video/1467188990948245504/pu/vid/1280x720/o43U3Oaj5lSqpuVj.mp4?tag=12


Goatmilk2208

I fuck around a lot, but this is 100% Goatmilk advice. If you are a politician and you canโ€™t dance, donโ€™t. Donโ€™t take that L. It wonโ€™t sink your campaign, but donโ€™t act the fool for real.


Kindly_Blackberry967

I remember when Ralph Northam was addressing his Michael Jackson/ KKK costume controversy and someone asked if he could still moonwalk during a press conference. The best part is that he paused and looked around for a second like he was actually considering it.


[deleted]

Beautiful Finnish Prime Ministers can dance however they like


Goatmilk2208

They fucking rigged the IIHF last year. The Finnish PM can fuck off for all I am concerned.


[deleted]

Beautiful Finnish Prime Ministers can rig whatever sports leagues they want to


Goatmilk2208

If I was PM I would hold up Finnish Nato membership until they gave us a fair IIHF tourny. Absolute bullshit officiating. Made a joke out of the game we created.


AtomAndAether

ketchup flavored chips remain the best chips


Goatmilk2208

Give me some Ruffles dad.


Goatmilk2208

They are like top 6. All Dressed remain GOAT.


AtomAndAether

I think their biggest weakness is how one-note it can be. Not a lot of mystery or nuance or complexity to be had. But as someone who doesnt eat a bunch of chips, its my top flavor I think. All dressed and the ranch-y styles can be good. Especially as a salt and vinegar replacement in the typical lineup that was stolen from prawn in the UK


Goatmilk2208

I barely taste anything.


Imprison_Rick_Scot

The plural of fish is fishes. The plural of sheep is sheeps. The plural of moose is mooses. Normalize regularization.


utalkin_tome

The shirtless volleyball scene in Top Gun 2 was not homoerotic enough.


Alander_stanhope

Nothing like a free donut to make me feel better ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป


[deleted]

Nothing is free libtatd


Alander_stanhope

*free of charge ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„


Delareh

Man, I'm losing my ability to engage with people in an everyday kind of way. I'm spending too much time inside my own mind.


boyyouguysaredumb

what is the best brand sparkling water?


AtomAndAether

My favorite is Perrier by a decent margin but dont buy it because Nestle


Alander_stanhope

St pellegrino for memes The cheapest store brand otherwise


Goatmilk2208

Miracle Whip and Ketchup makes a really good chip dip.


Jamity4Life

๐Ÿ˜


Goatmilk2208

Try it you fucking pussy.


AtomAndAether

basically every "fancy" sauce is a mayo base and some acidity and/or garlic, so this checks out.


Goatmilk2208

Miracle Whip and Heinz. I canโ€™t vouch for substitutes.


Goatmilk2208

Yeah basically, Shit is fire thou, try it on plain chips.


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

Why does reddit think America is just walmart and that in America you can't find nice cheese or well-cured meat and that we just don't have boutique stores or upscale shopping. All or cheese has to be easy cheese, all our meat is slim jims. I swear to god, someone I respect, Stephen Frye did a 'tour of America' series and when he went to Wisconsin all he could do is complain that he couldn't find nice cheese and all there is in America is shitty canned cheeses and Kraft singles. I've never felt so fucken insulted in my life. And you act like I don't know you have Tescos all f'n over your country.


DoorVonHammerthong

because redditors are typically introverted shut-ins. There's great food selection for 90% of the country. the trick is you have to go outside and find it


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

Worst part is half the time it's Americans saying it and selling the idea to other people who've never been here.


DoorVonHammerthong

people also tend to see their own food traditions as boring and uninteresting


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

Yeah and on that note in general I just wish teenagers understood that they have an international audience they talk to when they mope about shit and should probably consider being better ambassadors about the place they live and will likely spend their lives. This sub, I think we all get down with this idea. Out of all of reddit I think this place gets it better than most. This is a problem we really didn't have to worry about *too* much before the internet. More came down to what you exchanged with literal tourists.


frolix42

Reminds me of the Claas Relotius thing. A German reporter went to a small town and invented a bunch of insulting stereotypical shit about the residents. He just holed up in a hotel for a few days, did some perfunctory interviews, then gave the German public fake news that reinforced their feelings of superiority.


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

Yeah it broke my heart. Especially because I'm a Wisconsinite and take pride in our wonderful cheese industry, and this f'n guy just walks right through the state like it doesn't exist. You didn't see the goddamn cheese castle, dude? That place can hold a candle to ANYTHING you got over there.


frolix42

And that reminds me of Bill Bryson, who wrote a book about hiking the Appilachian Trail, stops in Vermont and has only one comment. He sees an obese mother strggling to control her children and concludes that rural people who live in pristine natural environments are too ignorant to appreciate them. Anyways, he's obviously a pretentious cunt and so are the people who don't appreciate Wisconsin cheese.


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

It really does pain me having to put a strike against Frye like that. Because it's pretty much the only one I can think of and it's so personal to me lol.


frolix42

Stephen Fry? Pobody's Nerfect. I respect him but he can be self-satisfied. Which is apt since he consciously models himself after Oscar Wilde.


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

Exactly how I feel about him. He is a force for good but there is 100% an air of smug superiority that he has a hard time disguising from time to time.


waltsing0

It's also hugely classist I love fancy cheese, niche salamis, but I'm also an upper middle class guy with no dependents, a busy single parent trying to feed their kids is gonna have a different approach to groceries.


badluckbrians

We have a portuguese grocery close, and an italian grocery about 10-15 min drive away. They make their own cured meats, sausages, etc. They are not upscale, nor expensive. They are actually in working/middle-class portuguese and italian neighborhoods in off-brand cities/towns though. Like you can get an italian grinder for $8 on bread grandma baked that morning with proscuit and capicola and all the good stuff that will knock your socks off. Or sopressata and egg grinder. Etc.


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

Yeah that classist thing... As a poor person who relishes the annual opportunity to splurge on something like olive garden. Let me tell you reddit can be super offensive sometimes. I wish I could afford to eat like them.


Kindly_Blackberry967

https://www.reddit.com/r/dalle2/comments/ws4i3f/extended_with_patche_a_painting_of_vibrant_taco/


Delareh

There's an essay to be written about how it's easier to implement radical technology based solutions in developing countries than in developed countries. Like the UPI in India and digitalization/automation of bureaucracy.


DiNiCoBr

Arthur>Lola My opinion on Kinks


Lib_Korra

Based.


Goatmilk2208

Hating sports isnโ€™t a personality btw.


Sir_Arthur_the_First

I hate esports.


AtomAndAether

Re: college dorm republicans I dont think people put enough real thought into their politics for partisanship to extend so thoroughly into as many other spheres as it does.


AtomAndAether

If your positions agree or are diametrically opposed with your parents, I automatically assume you reached your conclusions before your evidence anyway.


Majk___

[Horsies in sweaters](https://twitter.com/SketchesbyBoze/status/1560291655500062724)


BATHULK

Well Jesus christ I'm alone again So what did you do those three days you were dead?


Alander_stanhope

Jerked off and played video games Trust me bro, itโ€™s in the bible. Next to the part about trump


HowIsPajamaMan

u/Smidgens, Check this out, [A georgian served in the sikh army](https://imgur.com/a/fBRKqrk/)


Smidgens

A very adventurous guy


the-garden-gnome

I just did a rationalisation of my Ping Groups and now I feel like I could actively engage with this group again instead of being overwhelmed by the number of notifications. Peak !ping ADHD over commitment


HandsomeAce

I actually left the sub, but added pings. The pings make it so it's not a bottomless pit of me reading every single post.


Amtays

mood, I once had the record for most ping subscriptions ๐Ÿ˜Ž


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sportballgood

College students have to be the most sus Trump supporters, especially any who are open/vocal about it


sportballgood

How many tolerable conservatives of a similar age does the average urban zoomer even know?


Alander_stanhope

In my case, a good handful, but i'm also not american


ognits

if Beyonceฬ thinks she's so revolutionary, why don't she call herseff Beyond-ce?? !ping SHOOTPOSTERS


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thetrombonist

Malarkey level of fish tacos


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thetrombonist

Hmmm


LooobCirc

u/frolix42 murder can be funny


Goatmilk2208

All that matters is that in 1984 a Whale washed up on the Western Shore.


MrMineHeads

That Sanna Marin story only blew up on this subreddit because she is attractive. If this was some old Finnish dude in his 60s, this wouldn't have made news here tbh.


Bloodyfish

How did the sub react to Berlusconi's bunga bunga parties?


MrMineHeads

Who?


jenbanim

It's been covered by every major news outlet so I don't think it's just the DT talking about it


MrMineHeads

I mean it only became such a schism in this sub because she is attractive


lordfluffly

Imagine leaving the dt


AtomAndAether

If it was some old Finnish dude in his 60s, it probably wouldnt have made the news there either.


BATHULK

But I'm getting all tired all over again so hurry up And get here because I'm still waiting Just like I've always been


Imprison_Rick_Scot

I looked up Dan Price threads on White People Twitter and unfortunately my priors were not confirmed. [hereโ€™s them talking about how heโ€™s not a good guy 6 months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/siavqt/dan_price_on_the_go/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


badluckbrians

If Jeff Tiedrich ever gets caught doing whatever weird pervert shit he might like, they'll need a suicide hotline banner over there. They love that guy.


Alander_stanhope

I still don't know who he is or what he does besides twitter


badluckbrians

Nobody does


HMID_Delenda_Est

I'm pro death panels as long as I can be on one


DoorVonHammerthong

Malarkey level of leaving work 4 hours early to make a 90 minute road trip


BATHULK

Fuck the shareholders


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DoorVonHammerthong

5 hours it is


BATHULK

In circles Running dooooown In circles We're running down In ciiiiircllleesss Running doooooown In ciiiiircles


NotCausedManatee

When Noam Chomsky shuffles off the mortal coil Iโ€™m going to engage in so many Rule 1 violations.


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

I circumvent any questionable takes on things by just saying I wish I lived in a world without certain people. That seems to be the correct way to express that.


BATHULK

I assume you're a great linguist.


NotCausedManatee

A cunning one, perhaps.


Lib_Korra

It's extremely depressing to read about the eugenics movement but at the same time I think it's hilarious how everyone tries to play Hot Potato with it in hindsight. Socialists claim that as true defenders of equality they would have seen through eugenics as liberal and conservative social darwinism. Liberals claim that as true defenders of individual liberty they would have seen through eugenics as conservative and socialist collectivism. Conservatives claim that as true defenders of tradition and stability they would have rejected eugenics as liberal and socialist radicalism. So if everyone is to be believed, nobody supported eugenics. And yet it happened.


HMID_Delenda_Est

And now the only thing left in the Overton window is "genetics doesn't affect anything whatsoever stop asking."


BalletDuckNinja

I've been wondering for a long time why Pokemon ROMhacks rarely ever touch the in-fame trades and seem to never increase the number of them. As it turns out, doing so is horribly difficult. Data for trades is stored in a table. Due to how ROMs are, it is impossible to expand the size of that table to add new trades without overwriting other important data, or moving it entirely. Moving the table means you also need to find all references to that table and change them to point to the new location of the table, known as repointing. To get an idea of what doing all this looks like, [these bytes a very important pointer for the data table containing the list of Pokemon](https://i.imgur.com/RrrV8t2.jpg) moves. Yeah. Using a relatively new tool though, I managed to automatically expand and repoint the trade table and now I think I can add as many ingame trades as I want, and now I hope other romhackers take note of this to make regions feel lees bloated by having pokemon be trade-only instead of taking up wild encounters. Anyway, I may have helped discover how to expand ingame trades, something I haven't seen any romhack do, and yet I still can't fucking get a single simple script that runs on map load to work after several days !PING POKEMON


ChickeNES

I dunno, it doesn't look like it would be that hard https://github.com/pret/pokered/blob/2954013da1f10e11db4ec96f9586b7c01706ae1a/data/events/trades.asm https://github.com/pret/pokered/blob/2954013da1f10e11db4ec96f9586b7c01706ae1a/engine/events/in_game_trades.asm


BalletDuckNinja

Look at you, someone who actually knows how to use the decomp. I just want to use CFRU in a binary hack. Anyway yeah, with hex maniac to automatically repoint the table it isn't hard at all


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Goatmilk2208

Imagine having the choice between Fetterman and Lamb and picking fucking Fetterman. ๐Ÿ˜”


Kindly_Blackberry967

The proof is in the pudding Wait hold on Fetterman ate all of it


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nerd


BATHULK

I dream To heal your wounds But I bleed myself But I, bleeed myself


Alander_stanhope

14anddeep


BATHULK

I'm 25 and on deaths door


Alexz565

Food allergies somehow are liberal-coded


AtomAndAether

The libs took away school peanut butter and jungle gyms


Goatmilk2208

Trump was the first Atheist POTUS in a few generations, and he wasted it on being a Christian dick. Sad.


frolix42

IMO Obama consciously chose to become Christian when he entered politics and I think Trump did something similar. Tom Jefferson was the most brave, he openly rejected the divinity of Jesus while creating seperatioj between church and state. And he was attacked for it by Federalists who claimed he would suppress churches.


Goatmilk2208

I think the early POTUSโ€™S where Deist 100%, which before Darwin was basically atheism.


BATHULK

Meet me there In the blue Where words are not Feelings remain


LooobCirc

Imagine thinking standing for the objective fact that Trump won, and that Bidens telling the election was bad is in anyway praise worthy. That doesnโ€™t earn you tokens. That is the bare FUCKING minimum. I donโ€™t beat my dog, I feed my children level shit.


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BATHULK

RUNNING DOWN IN CIRCLES


Goatmilk2208

Cheating on your pregnant wife with a porn star and paying her hush money is 100% a Jesus move. Donโ€™t @ me.


Goatmilk2208

Go from 50 Cent to Creed. Sup?


FakeBarcaLounger

WHO THE FUCK IS ADAM WHATEVER EXPLAIN IT TO US NONE OF US KNOW WHO THAT IS


BenFoldsFourLoko

[I just found Benjamin's dating profile](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/6d/78/b2/6d78b23ac952d5e186f7ef895d4ad2fd.jpg) I see why you truly went to Ukraine, tsk tsk.


DoorVonHammerthong

upvotes in the DT are a HUMAN RIGHT!!!


FakeBarcaLounger

I just committed a crime against humanity See you at the Hague ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Broncos654

[American propaganda is Lone Survivor.](https://i.imgur.com/ELZVgI1.jpg) The whole entire thing is a blatant lie and cover up for insane incompetence. Same with the Medal of Honor Murphy was awarded.


sir_shivers

**ONE OF THE** tells of right-wing idiots: that they rarely use the correct blue **FOR THE AMERICAN** flag ๐ŸŠ They mainly use blues **THAT ARE TOO** bright, or colors that have some red in them and thus resemble something closer to the violet spectrum ๐ŸŠ **USE "OLD GLORY BLUE" OR** be seen for the traitor you are, vermin ๐ŸŠ


AtomAndAether

I use EU blue in the American flag on purpose


sir_shivers

**WRETCH** ๐ŸŠ


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frolix42

Probably. She doesn't have any health issues as far as the public knows.


LooobCirc

I mean her legacy will be seeing the collapse of the empire so maybe we should call her the dusk queen