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DucklettPower

Remember that the Assadist supporter that cheers at his mass murders online has the same vote as you.


DucklettPower

I don't know why this happens. Descriptions of LW Terrorists in fiction: Deluded person, rarely the main focus per se, more of a figure of terror than a person. Descriptions of RW terrorists in fiction: Evil personified. Now, I know that RWs are inherently more unhinged but I wonder that like, there is no survivor of LW terrorism with a axe to grind?


erikster1000

Seattle Neolibs! We are Doorbelling WITH Kim Schrier THIS SUNDAY. She will be joining us in Kent on Sunday, July 10th. This is one of our biggest events we've done and it's also the furthest away from downtown Seattle. We'll be arranging carpools to get everyone there on time by 11:45. Other elected leaders and democratic candidates will be there too. Please RSVP Here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/doorbelling-with-dr-kim-schrier-tickets-377591996827. We will provide a headcount to the campaign but signing up on Eventbrite means you WONT be bombarded by Dem emails. !ping USA-WA


MolybdenumIsMoney

Unleashing terminally online redditors on unsuspecting citizens is a crime against humanity


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No_Chilly_bill

I told myself to stop being unhappy, its not working. those movtivational speakers lied to me.


benjaminikuta

Love it when there's news.


benjaminikuta

Wonder how much it would cost to reconstruct the Guidestones.


benjaminikuta

We're not even in a recession yet and a quarter of people think it's already worse than the Great Recession.


J_Blomez

People's outlooks are pretty skewed right now


its_Caffeine

We’re in the bad vibes economy


MasterOfLords1

#I WON THIS DT, BY A LOT 🍦😤🍦


Imgeorgie

https://i.imgur.com/KT4rsdS.jpg


Teblefer

You know you’re a big deal in mathematics when you prove a conjecture with the word ‘strong’ in it.


MasterOfLords1

Any Financial Risk Management people here? 🍦🧐🍦 !ping MARKETS


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MasterOfLords1

My u/which-roosevelt left me🍦😞🍦


Imgeorgie

He was tired of the anti-American rhetoric✊😔


BloodWiz

Wake up Go back to sleep because I’m actually a Yank and will learn of what’s up with BoJo when I actually wake up


[deleted]

Thought of a banger of a shitpost but I can’t post it until January.


MasterOfLords1

Mfw when no new tldr video explaining Boris Johnson's cabinet crisis #🍦😞🍦


Goatmilk2208

Fuck I gotta stop biting my nails. I bite them so much I have lost all sensation in my fingers. I can bite them until I bleed, and do it almost every day. 🫤🫤


myrm

Have you tried chewing gum? I know it's not a comparable sensation, but I've found I can distract myself from a lot with it


Goatmilk2208

I chew gum, I pound CBD oil like it’s water, I meditate, I work out / Run, I listen to fucking binaural beats. It is anxiety. Anxiety about what? Couldn’t tell you. But it is bad.


gggregory

Anyone here watch bald and bankrupt?


Cre8or_1

watch it? I am *living* it ✊😔


myrm

He gives me the impression he's kind of an asshole, so I don't Seems like he's always making fun of local hospitality


gggregory

I don’t think he’s an asshole.


[deleted]

I think it's more of him putting on a show mixed in with honest enthusiasm about meeting new foreign people.


[deleted]

I binged a ton of his episodes like a year ago. The Transnistria and Chernobyl episodes stand out in memory.


gggregory

I’m working on his last few months. But otherwise I have seen all of them I think.


[deleted]

Any notable ones I should check out? Honestly I'd forgotten about his channels.


gggregory

I think they are all mostly worth watching. He hasn’t uploaded much since he got Covid and the war.


secretlives

New phone background, new me 🥰


MasterOfLords1

Mods plz ban this new account it's not 5 days old ☝🏻😤🍦


Cre8or_1

I am a Seto Kaiba neoliberal


realbarcalounger

[we stan a king](https://youtu.be/VVLQ5uv3OEE)


rukqoa

[Most flattering angle of Boris](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-XQtwCnPiE)


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

We’ve never seen Boris Johnson and u/MasterOfLords1 in the same room before


MasterOfLords1

Stop this chip-o-rama rubbish ☝🏻😤🍦


Cre8or_1

[America is not a democracy because Bernie Sanders didn't win](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/vt1v2s/irish_politician_mick_wallace_on_the_united/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


old_chum1

Irish crazy tankie: America bad Reddit: So true 👏👏👏👏😡


-AmberSweet-

That guy is proof that MEP elections are just bad dreams


secretlives

I feel like Gwen Stefani is pretty severely underrated?


Zalagan

I know, that shit is bananas


qchisq

B A N A N A S


[deleted]

No doubt


MasterOfLords1

Facts don't care about your feelings sweaty 🍦😤🍦


secretlives

"Facts don't care about your feelings sweaty 🍦😤🍦" - Gwen Stefani


myrm

really a bummer how the whole antiwork thing is making "pizza party" a synonym for pandering some of us like pizza


kjehkhej

Boris can't reshuffle fast enough to compensate for the resignations


[deleted]

what is it with the weird ass succons in the clarence thomas thread 😭


SailTheMarSea

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836200766570102784/994392585261035640/video7.mp4


-AmberSweet-

Can someone please get me a full version of that of that Erika remix, bitte-errr please?


Cre8or_1

EEEERIKA


Dr_Vesuvius

Selling the rank of Cardinal in the Roman Catholic Church. $500 or best offer.


breakinbread

How many of these people who’ve resigned supported Boris in the no confidence vote?


Dr_Vesuvius

Theoretically all of them, but no way to know for sure.


[deleted]

If we apportioned electoral college votes by percentage of GDP, I wonder what our new swing states would be.


secretlives

Still PA probably


[deleted]

✊😔


Syx78

I'm gonna start asking Republican Boomers what they found wrong about America. Like what specifically about the system is inferior to an Orban Style Dictatorship. Where do they think the Founder's went wrong?


Guess_Im_Jess

It’s simple: the current system (even in it’s very biased fashion) allows for people they believe murder babies, destroy social institutions, and corrupt their children to gain political power, and they cannot accept that.


Syx78

I'd just clarify with them at that point that that means they do not in fact believe in America or the vision of the founders (who were very much of aware of and disliked Theocracies). Perhaps suggest they go to some other country


[deleted]

Imagining a President getting impeached for having his cabinet quit on him is impossible for me as an American.


BenFoldsFourLoko

it's really rather different imagine Pelosi getting replaced as speaker, or Schumer replaced as majority leader


Imgeorgie

Tbf a vote of confidence and a vote of impeachment aren’t really the same


SuperYogSothoth

Woke up Remember Gove managed to get himself sacked in all this Laughed It's going to be a good day


old_chum1

> Wake up > Living in a relatively united society > Day improved


[deleted]

I’m hype for *The Boys* season finale tomorrow.


secretlives

I've skipped the last 4-ish episodes because I'm impatient and like to eat the stale marshmallows


myrm

>Jeff Bezos is a cartoon villain is he?


Delareh

He's a little weird like most absurdly rich people. Like that one time he ate an endangered lizard. But he's not "evil"


Cre8or_1

no, lmao


jenbanim

Does he do his monologues before or after his plan has come to fruition?


realbarcalounger

He's basically dick dastardly except he sends me sex toys in 2 days and let's me watch yugioh and spam twitch with my membership.


Imgeorgie

He occasionally looks like one


NaffRespect

How about this fucking Tory government 50 resignations now, plus 1 sacking


Mickenfox

Filet Minion


KaChoo49

~~Lord Frost~~ Brandon Lewis has resigned https://news.sky.com/story/brandon-lewis-resigns-as-northern-ireland-secretary-12647183 !ping UK


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Literally whomst


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Broncos654

I’m really funny


gggregory

When you watch vloggers in less developed countries take trains everywhere. Yet here you are wondering where your train is?


Delareh

Those rails usually aren't profitable. Public transportation doesn't have to be. but afaiu it's the main knock against rail in US.


gggregory

Roads arnt profitable


comsciftw

Feeling a weird mix of stress and relief right now 😬😮‍💨


shrek_cena

Any woman that says they're really funny are definitely incredibly unfunny. The actually funny ones don't advertise it


[deleted]

Yeah, but that's because anyone who claims they're really [anything] just has a big ego. You didn't need to specify woman or funny.


vivoovix

This goes for everybody


shrek_cena

Nah


IntermittentDrops

Zoning belongs under local control. No, I don’t mean the city government. My land, my zoning rules.


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AtomAndAether

Game: I'm going to bump the level of enemies way up on this next main story mission so you're encouraged to go do side quests and level up Me: plays through the main mission severely underleveled and getting two shot constantly Game: wait thats illegal


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YehosafatLakhaz

Now draw her at the Open Society Foundation Annual Dinner


Mickenfox

I wonder if making "great reset" jokes mainstream would help or hurt the conspiracy nuts. I feel like they had to abandon Illuminati theories for this reason.


Nietzsches_Therapist

The Covid vaccine turned me into a virgin 😔


ihatemendingwalls

How many more Covid boosters will it take to finally make me bi 😩


Nietzsches_Therapist

Three


Nietzsches_Therapist

You aren’t a neoliberal unless you’ve been racially profiled and questioned at an airport.


Imgeorgie

> Come right on through, sir


n0053

Omg I got racially profiled just today lmao


[deleted]

I was really sweaty once, so the scanner picked up like a dozen spots around my hip area, and they gave me a pat down. I'm white, but does that count anyway?


Nietzsches_Therapist

I’ll allow it


secretlives

lmao why do I need to go to an airport when I have BART


Nietzsches_Therapist

Based and transit pilled


AtomAndAether

this Wonderlands mission has you doing what is clearly a Witcher trial to go get imbued with three words of power Skyrim-style. Both references very not subtle, and I enjoy it.


MasterOfLords1

*Don't Look Up* is a stupid movie. I haven't seen it and won't see it.🍦😒🍦


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Delareh

If I were to move to US, that's where I'd go. Everywhere else sounds uninhabitable to my Indian ass.


NaffRespect

Brandon, who I do not support...


disuberence

> Carnival Cruise threesome scandal led to 60-person brawl, says passenger Choosing to believe this is real lmao


Sir_Digby83

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alleged-threesome-60-person-brawl-carnival-cruise-viral-video_n_62bded6de4b0a21d84245a94 has video so it must be true


I-grok-god

I fucking hate *Get Out*. It's total nonsense and bullshit It spreads stupid myths that are pure absurdity and contribute to the deleterious state of our country today The TSA is a useless agency and its employees are little more than bureaucrats that aren't allowed to sit on the job


I-grok-god

If Alexander Kerensky had a cool mustache, he would've defeated the Bolsheviks


YehosafatLakhaz

I hope Guts Berserk finally finds love with his beautiful blonde friend Gryffon in the new comics


secretlives

I can't grow a mustache :{(


Delareh

I can grow a thick moustache, but got a really patchy beard. I have to shave every other day.


secretlives

The level of envy I feel towards you cannot be charted


Delareh

Nah, man. I'm not tall, nor bulky and kind of have feminine eyes. Moustache or thick facial hair of any kind would look weird on me.


secretlives

I'm sure it would look handsome


Delareh

I'd definitely keep one when my hair start graying. Although in my family that usually takes over 50 years.


its_Caffeine

Just start applying some minoxidil to your upper lip


secretlives

I unironically tried this once but it messed with my skin


its_Caffeine

😔


Nietzsches_Therapist

You aren’t missing much tbh


Irishfan117

I can grow one but its impossible for me to grow one under my nose. I take pride in this.


jenbanim

👆 rejects fascism on a cellular level


MasterOfLords1

#🤝🥺🍦


YehosafatLakhaz

Mao didn't have one either That won't save you


Broncos654

👆 Vehemently denies having taken part in human atrocities


Play-Dohs-Republic

I've been friendzoned a couple times and it hasn't ever felt good, but now I'm about to be on the other side of the equation and oh god this is 100X worse


its_Caffeine

https://i.imgur.com/HZhJ2TR.jpg


HowIsPajamaMan

u/Goatmilk2208 are you eligible for the nhl draft this year? I was a 9th round pick in 2004


Goatmilk2208

2016 believe it or not. I am older than McDavid 🤮


kjehkhej

and the resignations continue


uss_wstar

"This is so unfair." -the homies when you give them a broner


I-grok-god

Men should go back to wearing hats all the time


Delareh

No hats suit my curly hair.


AtomAndAether

☝️ bald


I-grok-god

Believe it or not, I have a very full head of hair


onelap32

Even worse. That's like burning a hundred dollar bill in front of a homeless man. *The balds could have used that hair!*


Goatmilk2208

Uhhohh, Goatmilk is Patriot posting 😔. I am 1 drink away from posting Heritage Minutes. (I gotta work tm, so I won’t take that plunge). 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


[deleted]

Contemplating getting a Johnson/Humphrey 64 shirt.


Luph

starting a union because I don’t get paid enough to post here, who’s with me?


gggregory

Before you all shake your head on this, if you look at these boys, these men, these young men, they have deeply spiritual problems. Deeply. If you go into the labyrinthine caves of the DT way down and I don't recommend it, it's ugly stuff and these guys dwell there. They live there. They drench themselves in it and it's as ugly and evil as it gets.


[deleted]

Is this a copypasta about gay orgies or something? Or maybe suburbs?


ihatemendingwalls

Sounds like Canadian Kermit the Frog


[deleted]

Well, that's even more confusing.


-AmberSweet-

You know if you think about it neoliberalism is just Minecraft with extra steps.


savuporo

One Billion Musks


Imgeorgie

Ever since the national vacation period started my bus commute has gone from 35 minutes to 22🥰


AppIesintime

what it feels like to not be a communist #🤑😎💪


Goatmilk2208

We went up the hill as Nova Scotians and Albertans. We came down as Canadians.


Teblefer

Fuck, I wanna wear a little straw boater hat 😩


HowIsPajamaMan

What’s stopping you


Imgeorgie

Society😡


HowIsPajamaMan

Jeremy Corbyn


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THE WOKES


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WhomstAlt2

Frick off.


Spacegravy97

👆 uses the auto router instead of manually drawing all traces 😂😂🤣


uss_wstar

👆 Altium cuck 😂


ihatemendingwalls

Literally doesn't care about return current 🤣


Goatmilk2208

Theres a guy who works at Disney named “Jeffery Epstein”. Dude gets ABUSE. 😂


benjaminikuta

Love it when it's still 80 degrees out at this hour of the night.


Spacegravy97

That’s what Midsommar is abt


MasterOfLords1

Hey Mr. Seth Meyers will you be looking closer today? 🍦🥺🍦


MasterOfLords1

Please Seth, enough with the silent treatment🍦😭🍦


Goatmilk2208

Say what you want about Calvin Coolidge, but he didn’t associate with Epstein.


Astronelson

Without bothering to look, I really hope there’s a “Silent Cal” Twitter account that never posts anything.


Neoliberal_Not_a_Bot

I like life and everything but there’s something really peaceful about the thought of CERN accidentally ending the universe in an instant


Legit_Spaghetti

Vacuum metastability gang represent!


MasterOfLords1

>I really should fuck kidney beans Guess the sub 🍦😳🍦


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MasterOfLords1

Correct. Everyday this sub strays from God 🍦🥺🍦


Spacegravy97

Openers are always either sound too much like the headliner or they’re weird, no in between


ihatemendingwalls

Olha que coisa mais linda Mais cheia de graça É ela menina Que vem e que passa Num doce balanço, a caminho do mar


Aryash_Bajaj

https://preview.redd.it/s807lmsly2a91.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=dc46dcb35521f3f6f3bd78ce0279157eba97ba6d


Goatmilk2208

I prefer POTUS who didn’t fly on Espteins rape jet. Sorry Trump and Clinton. #BidenObamaGang


MasterOfLords1

You support price controls on gas because you're a gas loving, economically illiterate moron. I support price controls on gas because I want a gas shortage. We are not the same. #🍦😎🍦