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VideoHeadSet

Something's not right with that bull. He was either shot with a dart that fell off or that bull could have been super dehydrated to not kick


[deleted]

Being chased down by a pack of murderous hyenas will do that to ya


cmaej

His herd is noticeably absent. Could have been an old leader who just got ousted by his rival and is still recovering from battle wounds.


MennisRodman

This is one helluva take


Grootdrew

After having an affair with his vice pack leaders underage daughter - which was a PR nightmare, as he’d run his campaign on traditional family values


RobertLewis01

Good ol' conservative route. Slap a gun on that bull and he might have a chance for a comeback.


InfiniteWavedash

It’s ok he’ll pull himself up by his bootstraps in no time


Tastewell

Bullstraps


anal-discharge

Looked like *ballstrips* to me


mclevinn

Empty ballstraps


RobertLewis01

If all else fails....blame the radical hyenas.


BigBart420

oh lmao 🤣


Luquitaz

> His herd is noticeably absent Old cape buffalo bulls are solitary. They're called dagga boys.


GullibleAntelope

>Old cape buffalo males are solitary. They're called Dagga boys. I had to [look that up](https://www.google.com/search?q=african+buffalo+Dagga+boys.&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS815US815&oq=african+buffalo+Dagga+boys.&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i22i30j0i390l3.12024j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8). Interesting data.


Luquitaz

I've been to the game reserve that pops up as the first result. Amazing place. Hunters pay a lot to be able to hunt dagga boys and since they are not active breeders it doesn't affect conservation.


peroxidex

Ay, I'mma just Dagga boy, I'mma just Dagga boy


FordsDecisiveness

Keep going, I'm interested


cmaej

Uh, and a very lucky hyena grabbed a nutsack to-go.


FordsDecisiveness

I want more back story. Was he a good leader? What was his childhood like?


purvel

Dude loved flowers when he was little. His grandma taught him every kind that grew on their land. Other bulls bullied him for not being a "real bull". The bullying pushed him to eventually forget the flowers, learning to enjoy just being a bull. He quickly grew to be the biggest of the flock, and was thus forced to be the leader. But with his grandmother's teachings still imprinted in him he ruled with a gentle hoof. One day he came across a monkey temple. Inside, he discovered a jewel-encrusted monkey's hand. Seeing it, the floral memories washed over him like a tsunami. He wished that the societal pressure of the others would cease and he could return to the flowers, never having to worry again about the responsibility of guiding the flock and fathering the next generation. A finger on the monkey hand curled up...


cmaej

Of course the old bull was once a great leader. Many lions have met their demise under his hoof. A single snort from his huge nostrils could rally the herd in seconds, creating an impenetrable barrier of horns and muscles with the calves safely in the center. He fathered many of the yearlings during his reign, earned the fear of many predators, and commanded submission from the younger males. But time wasn't kind to the old bull. Years of battles, defending his position, fighting off predators, and pushing his body to its limit during long droughts have left his body worn, tired, and stiff. He was a long ways from his days as a calf, sprinting though the savannah with no care, drinking his fill from his mother's udder, and enjoying the safety of the herd. Ironic that the bull's biggest threat came from within his herd. A young upstart sensed his weakened state. Ambition emboldened him. A duel was inevitable. Pride was the old bull's downfall. He could have simply submitted to the younger, stronger bull and lived out golden years within the herd among his offspring. But he fought instead. His body may be failing, but the old bull still had experience, skill, and grit. So much so, that his loss to the younger bull wasn't enough. The old bull was still a threat to the new leader and was forced to leave the herd. Bruised, battered, and without the protection of the herd, the old bull still refused to accept his fate. But never would he imagine the brutal, undignified beginning to his end, losing his manhood to a slobbering, mangy hyenas. The laughter of the hyena as it made off with its testicles echoed in the bull's ears. But both knew that wasn't laughter. It was a call to the hyena's clan. *Come on, guys! There's an easy meal right over here!*


Dagithor

Is that on doordash?


FaxTimeMachine

Or shining a light in its face and confusing it.


natgibounet

Still strange that only one of the pack made the move though


VideoHeadSet

Looks to be a single hyena. A single wolf here wouldn't attack an animal that large by itself, as a pack though they'll drop a moose


kaveman0926

Probably didn't want to kick too hard and lose a jewel


Jeheh

Right in the mommy daddy buttons.


Tastewell

Right? I mean, let's think this through.


AutomaticRisk3464

I was just thinking that..the bull sure didnt give a fuck or try very hard


Iluminiele

Yeah, bull's reaction was somewhat exhausted, he's barely even trying


multiarmform

the oooooolllee nut twist


Stoney_Blunter

Sucks how Rocky Mountain oysters are procured.


Nopski

he got debuffed


emzirek

His package was too large and in the way


Basil_Gin_Gimlet

Jeez you’ve got to wonder if those damn flashlights made that happen, whereas in the dark maybe that hyena wouldn’t have been able to pinpoint so easily. Fuck man, turn off the flashlight, give those balls a chance.


DeusWombat

Hyenas can see extremely well in the dark, I doubt the flashlight had any tangible effect


DucatiKev

And sniff out bull nuts


ripSammy101

Yes. The smell of bull nuts is very distinct. Totally not speaking from experience.


phatlynx

Lamb nuts too. Funky taste.


dubbymcdub

Mom?


NickRick

they let the bull see the hyena


Banditbro

I do always love the logic of, *I don't see in the dark well, therefore every animal must also not see in the dark...* Hyenas have great night vision, my dude.


Donigula

In fact the light may have been blinding. Shine the light on balls folks! For protection!


Exciting_Pineapple_4

Well that’s ballsy…..


[deleted]

Gotta be nuts to try that


sgt_barnes0105

mmm Rocky Mountain oysters


thetrumansworld

Anyone else hear one of the spectators say “ohhh… the huevos” 💀💀


NoDoze-

I'm sure the Hyena is laughing about it.


NoiLLion

Going for the throat is clearly wrong, it's bollocks.


PM_me_your_whatevah

Just like that hyena’s breath.


Dondiibnob

Mine sunk into my body while watching this 😂


Stjerne-Lys

Me too, and I don’t even have nuts!


Sentarry

Brb, gonna grab some nuts from the convenience store for you.


Stjerne-Lys

Thank you kind sir; you are a gentleman and a scholar.


Dondiibnob

😂😂


yParticle

If that was a horse that hyena would have been kicked unconscious.


13pts35sec

Imagine trying that shit on a donkey solo lol, not saying a horse couldn’t obliterate a hyena with a good kick but a healthy horse would bolt, donkeys wake up and choose violence though haha


Empow3r3d

Every time I hear about donkeys I like them more. I want to own a donkey now.


TheCommissarGeneral

Donkeys are also super cute!


Donigula

There was the legend of the mule that won a horse race, too More of an endurance race tho so obvs the mule won. My question is why were there not more mules in the race. https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-1976-great-american-horse-race-was-won-by-a-mule-named-lord-fauntleroy


PAD88

Probably because a male donkey has to breed a female horse to make a mule. And mules can't reproduce I think, so that would make them not very common to use right?


ThirdEyeEmporium

They are 100000x more effective than a guard dog Source: Texan that grew up fucking with the donkey on my aunts farm. They have a deep murderous rage but I don’t think they see it that way. After chasing you half a mile and up a tree they still come smile and laugh at you later when they want you to refill their trough as if nothing ever happened lmao


rmorrin

They actually use donkeys to scare away hyenas and alike predators in parts of the world


Tastewell

Maybe not a good idea to yeet the thing that's attached to your wedding tackle.


NextedUp

More like dead. Your comment [reminds me of the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j25dfhPGQmc) where a horny stallion is 1-hit by a mare.


well_cunt

Holy fuck, he just.. he was just gone. Poor horny bastard.


xylotism

The speed, accuracy and power behind that kick... Instant brain death, from a notoriously skittish animal. That mare could have done the same thing to any of those humans. Horses are fucking terrifying.


Coldbeetle

No means no.


pigeon30

He defecates himself immediately upon hitting the ground too. Instant goner.


NegativeCustard3423

This was grossly mismanaged. Neither horse was under control, the mare wasn’t properly introduced to the stallion. This was never going to end well.


VenomB

Yep, that's what I remember reading most of the other times this gets posted. I'm not rancher, but its always explained that these specific ranchers are shit at their job and that's ultimately what led to this death.


smellsfishie

Oh wow, that was insane. But I'm pretty sure a buffalo can hit harder.


Donigula

If, like others have noted, it isn't exhausted.


Rabbi_Tuckman38

A la verga


SloughBoy78

That stud is now a dud.


Helmote

oh wow, that was brutal...


pidgeott0

This video pisses me off. Owners were being irresponsible in trying to breed them and it resulted in the death of the male. Fuck those people for that


ChrisTaliaferro

*goddamn*, he had no chance.


Feshtof

Or Zebra/Wildebeest (Nonfatal) https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/7mullt/zebra_kicks_wildebeest_in_the_head/


DreamSleepPills

Modelo: Brewed for mares with a fighting spirit


VenomB

You know that stallion is really fucked cuz within seconds of falling down, his bowels are emptying. Didn't stand a chance. ​ From what I remember from a few others times this is posted, the death of that stallion wasn't a freak accident or bad luck as much as the fault of shitty ranchers.


OnlyFansCollecter

Gay


spacedrummer

GAAAAAAAAAAAY!


PanamaPineapple89

Not playing fair 😡


Tastewell

Totally fair by hyena rules.


Severe_Discipline_73

My ovaries clenched watching this 😩


send_me_your_GUH

How


lightning_godess

Science


JROBrien34

Well first of all, through god all things are possible. So jot that down


Tyrus_McTrauma

The nerve endings routed to the ovaries are the very same nerve endings routed to testicles. Much like the nerve endings from the clitoris are the same ones in the head of the penis. Different floorplan, but the plumbing and electrical are identical.


send_me_your_GUH

Thank you


Tilthead

Low hanging fruit


atkupo

Buy the dude dinner first at least


nombre1

The hyena did offer to have him for dinner, but the bull didn't care for the way he worded the invitation.


Maliluma

Made me immediately think of this: “Cartman: Aw...dude. You shot him in the dick. Butters: Huh? Cartman: That's not cool Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick. Butters: But I was just trying to stop him and you said— Cartman: It doesn't matter, Butters! You never shoot a guy in the dick! Everyone knows that! Shooting a guy in the dick!? That's just...that's just weak...I can't believe you, Butters.”


Ok-Sample7393

Cameraman: “insert Ronaldo sipping orange juice face”


j3lackstar

The go for the testicals first because it's an easy target and the prey will bleed out fast.


Vakieh

Easy target, yes, bleed out fast, no.


-2Kmelvin-

He just want some Buffalo sauce


3JGamer

Man, I feel sorry for the buffalo, makes my nuts hurt watching this


meowsofcurds

This was recorded in Aberdare National Park. The buffalo was too tired to kick because it had just fought off a herd of lions moments ago.


ugagradlady

They do this all the time. It's painful but effective. Anyway, I'm glad I'm not living on the African savannah where things like this can happen to people.


WolfObsessive

Welp guess those jewels are gone 4 good.


Scrub3009

did it bite them off??


WolfObsessive

I’m fairly certain it did. Could be wrong tho.


kad202

🐺 ✋ 🐂 🐺 👉 🌰


Squash_Kabosh_2

I heard of grabbing a bull by the horns but this is ridiculous


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Klutzy-Ad-4161

Hyenas got a very powerful bite. Man I feel so sorry for the buffalo


smellsfishie

Imagine if it didn't have a powerful bite, just slowly gnawing those balls off. Ouuuch


Dr_Mub

Yeah, just like when the cartels had some pitbulls eat a dude’s dick and balls off and filmed it


smellsfishie

Imagine if they used chihuahuas lol


InfamousJoker420

Not the teabag we are used to


IsmeshYourMom69

Fatal…


joki5ing

Nature is mental


FortheredditLOLz

Worst jewel robbery. 1 ball review


oneotherthananother

I guess that hyena is in on that TikTok balls eating trend.


mi2tom

Need that taurine for extra energy.


Traveller0101

What we in the biz call a sack lunch


T_Earl_Grey

That hyena has balls


No-Responsibility-63

Deez nuts …. Got em 😂😂😂


3oaway12

Vasectomy in Savannah.


GullibleAntelope

They bite anything they can get: 2014: [Urban hyenas are becoming a dangerous problem in the Ethiopian capital, where they attack rough sleepers](https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26294631). Quite the story: >A volunteer at a clinic...said that a couple of times a month he has to treat homeless and destitute people who have had fingers and toes gnawed by hyenas while they were drugged or drunk. On one occasion a man was brought in after a hyena had ripped much of his scalp away while he was sleeping.. > Addis Ababa is plagued by urban hyenas that have moved in to the city from the surrounding hills...In some ways they perform a useful service, keeping the city's growing population of stray dogs and feral cats under control and consuming the carcasses of dead horses and other animals. But there are now reckoned to be somewhere between 300 and 1,000...and they are dangerous. In 2011 the airport authorities had to call in hunters to shoot a pack of hyenas that was posing a threat to planes landing and taking off. >People living near the Ketchene public cemetery have complained of hyenas digging up and eating the corpses of the poor that are buried in very shallow graves. The hyenas tend to hunt in groups, and one night a guard at the British embassy saw a line of 40 running along the back fence of the compound.


CaptainBloodEye1

Ouch!


wompwompxo

Why eat a vegetable, when you can eat a testicle. - liver king


Hiram_Goldberg

Fry 'em up and you get the African savanna equivalent of Rocky Mountain Oysters


Wrong-Paramedic7489

We went nuts on those nuts


ChiefPrimo

Hyena wanted some tender lions


omegapenta

Natures slimjim


No-Needleworker8643

Wow..thought it was crazy at first but clearly this is nuts...


tombaba

Vasectomized


Jah_heel

Nature's vasectomy


Devoid_of_Faith

Now that's fucked up!


Automatic-Attempt604

Did he get them? The quality was way too poor and I'm not sure if he got them when he detached.


Deadlypikachuu

Scrotal Chew


Celebophile

Just a quick midnight snack.


GOLDrock1

Balls


spicyangryred

Cock and ball torture


Gold_Yesterday1345

oooof i felt that.


Ashysh

No Nut November


AaronBaddows

The hyena got some balls!


ResidentEddy

In the animal kingdom, this is their way of performing a vasectomy. Buffalo didn’t want anymore kids, so he went to see Dr. Hyena.


OatmealMakeMeAnxious

Low hanging fruit


No-Remove4548

How can i recover from having watched this?


odinsupremegod

Bite it's balls off and the buffalo will kill itself. Easy win for Hyena


SuperGhostCumikaze

u/Savevideo


prabjots07

Reminds me of this video(NSFW) https://vm.tiktok.com/ZML7vaqdU/


Bl4sph4my

Tatanka: “Not cool Not cool Not cool Not cool Not cool Not cool”


StumpyNubbins

Looks like my ex wife.


Lucifer0008

Ayy yaii yaii ouch


jimmy_luv

I'm sorry, I would kick the hyena in the face at least. Like who would let somebody chew on their nuts like that. That thing must be weak or sick or something because if there's anything that gonna give me a second wind is somebody biting my nuts.


ramon468

What a dick move


Skutten

Nah, that’s an ox.


rawng_hoal

Nature is ballsy


rara0o

damn fuc that hyena


RAMBOxBAGGINS

Buffalo wants hyena to stop laughing, but hyena is just busting his balls.


SVGE69

That’s nuts!


Super_Oil_2931

Imagine the pain


stephj

Well that's one link that is staying blue tonight


C20H25N3O-C21H30O2

I felt that.


key_kirito12345

Cock and ball torture by Wikipedia the free encyclopedia,


Known-Programmer-611

You can almost hear a high pitch moo!


changing_everyday

"no bro not my nuts please"


stonksNL

Ngl kinda gay, going for the nuts


hannahvilla

i just inhaled my nuts


nightgon

This is exactly why I wear pants.


firewhite1234

Well that's absolutely fucking awful, thx.


unknownbeast009

Now that’s a ballsy move!


Donigula

Elephants have the "sit" reflex.


TaMereEnSlip123

Cock and ball torture


19GamerGhost95

Well that’s one way to control the population


Fit-Tackle-6107

Deez Nutz


Aromatic_Reading2088

Gay Test Pass lol


Ivan_the_Stronk

God damn it not the nuts again. I swear the amount of these videos concludes that the nut attack is much more common in the animal world than I ever wanted to believe or accept


bluearth

I felt a great disturbance in the Force. It is as if millions of testicles suddenly shriveled out and faces sniggers in pain.


stunatra

Whoever invented external testicles was very cruel to the male kind.


neoadam

Dick move


bass_of_clubs

Took that like a champ, to be fair.


Porasuta

Deez nuts


arkindal

That's nuts.


vangogh83

no nut November seems like no nut forever


MrMotorcycle94

A lot of animals target genitalia. If they're male then there is a fleshy part to grab and rip causing a lot of blood loss. If they're female there is a hole ready start pulling apart. A lot of animals also start eating dead prey anus first for the same reason that its a hole ready to rip and gets easier access to the organs. The biggest risk is if the prey has a strong kick.


EldritchCoder

Holy shit


davy_the_sus

That's gotta hurt


BIGGREDD-69NASTY

Was they salted🤣🤣🤣🤣


PhoenixBlaze26

damn that bull's tough as balls


SloughBoy78

Deez nuts


constructionpros

Yikes! I can’t can’t think of trading places never ever. My balls!! Auch!!


DarkGrejuva

That is a balled move!


Lorenzo374

This video was nutty


Hogmaster_General

Well, that was rude.....


AutismusMagnum69

kinda gay


TransparentKayak

This is really nuts


derf_vader

Low hanging fruit


Rolfocopter1337

Dont kink shame!