or superpowers like seeing in the dark and growing a third arm
A desk would do the trick bro
Ok but can your desk press buttons for you? I didn't think so
Yours can't? Cheap ass desk you got bro
No need to make fun of me for it! My is poor, I need to have my duel RTX3090 with sli gaming PC with RGB keyboard and 49" monitor on the floor bc I can't afford a desk alright?
No need to rub it in man!
Jacking off while using two hands to hold the phone. I wish I grew a third arm.
Why only a third arm, I want what Machamp has, 4 arms!
I want my Magneto abilities!
get free wifi everywhere you go
hold up ding ding ringdididing diding diding
i got vaccinated because i want yo become patient zero of the zombie apocalypse.gotta make the ancestors proud
**Get wifi anywhere you go!** Hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding
Bounced on my boy's 5g network to this for hours
Lol I had a neighbor, she was a teacher maybe still is, who genuinely believed it was 5G towers infecting people with Covid.... I laughed... She did not think it was funny. It was truly hilarious
My grandma thought getting the vaccine would mean she would die, so she was just like "guess I'll die". Like she didn't want to... but for some reason she just thought it was fine that her kids were sending her to her death.
She didn't die.
I think there's something wrong with your grandma
Shake her twice and wack her on the back. Should fix it.
Or just the ol’ turn it off and on again
I can’t find the on button. Plz help.
Try to take the SIM card out and put it back in, if she doesn’t reboot then you may have to buy a new SIM card
I don’t know how install the SIM card. For the off button, I blindly hit her with a baseball bat hoping to hit it, but I did the same for the on button but nothing happened.
Good for her, my grandpa almost died from it.
He got a blood clot in his leg from the vaccine that "doesn't give blood clots" it traveled to his heart and he had a triple bypass and heart surgery.
just to clarify, blood clots do not give you the need to have bypass surgery. You get bypass surgery because you have clogged (blocked) coronary arteries likely due to years of common risk factors - which can include high cholesterol, inactivity, bad diet, hypertension, and smoking. It's possible that while he got the blood clot that went to his lungs they actually discovered his coronary disease before he had a full-blown heart attack. A blood clot (dvt) that goes from the leg to the lungs is called a pulmonary embolism and can certainly be deadly but in this case it appears to have revealed his underlying coronary disease. just sayin', cardiologist here.
Yeah, that's what happened. He is very active though, his diet was (and still is) so-so.
I was pretty vague sorry. The triple bypass was from what you said but the blood clot was from the vaccine. So a curse and a blessing at the same time.
This is a great example of people telling their side to show a certain narrative. “Grandpa got a blood clot from the vaccine and needed surgery” when really the vaccine helped show the warning signs before him dying from a heart attack.
your grandpa got some shit luck
What about people who don’t get vaccinated because they want to get covid and die
Shit, didn’t think of that
Yeah. There’s more doing that than those who get the vaccine in hopes of doing it
well thats pretty inefficient, since you will most likely suffer but wont die, if you have decent healthcare and no illness already
It has a higher chance at succeeding than getting the vaccine hoping it will kill you.
I got the vaccine so I could become spiderman.
Nice. I like your avatar btw
Thanks, I wanted to look stupid.
Gotta shop in another bunny
I have at least 4 closer friends who are like this. Two have gotten Covid already and they think they’re in the clear forever. Lol
Not gonna lie, I felt like I was dying after I got my booster. It’s strange though because I had no reaction after my first two shots. Was only sick for a day though.
Edit: just to clarify, this doesn’t always happen and I’m not trying to dissuade anyone from getting the booster. But be prepared for a rough day or two because it can happen.
Yeah after the booster it was the sickest I’ve ever been. I was shaking so bad and felt like I was on fire. Lasted a day like yours.
Yeah, same. It was actually very similar to bad alcohol withdrawals. I woke up and thought I was losing it and having phantom withdrawals or something because I’ve been sober for a few months. It felt so similar that all I could think was that I needed a damn drink to make it stop. Had to keep reminding myself that I was fine, alcohol won’t make it go away, and it was just the shot.
just to clarify for anyone reading this:
This is normal. It can happen and is nothing serious.
Yeah. Totally normal. Best to get it like a day before an off day. I ran a fever and wasn’t allowed to work just in case.
Yep. Just mean it’s working.
I got pretty weak the second day and ended up throwing up a smoothie I had. I felt better afterward tho
If you think that’s bad bro imagine what would’ve happened if you caught the actual virus instead
Technically I tested positive for it before the vaccines were out, but I didn’t show any symptoms aside from a fever. But that bad boy keeps mutating so I probably won’t be so lucky next time. Like I met a medical assistant a few weeks ago that got it bad in 2020. Apparently she still can’t taste or smell. No one told me that shit could be permanent. That’s pretty unfortunate.
There is another: people who get vaccinated because they are addicted.
The only thought on my mind is how I'm going to get my next booster.
Get every company's shot and become superhuman
Those who know (* *)
I got vaccinated because I wanted to update my autism.
Same. Can confirm. Autism has been updated fully.
Got the patch notes for the new update? I'm thinking of updating
You guys only just got the update? I already got mine earlier from the premium subscription. Gotta ensure my Autism is top of the line after all.
People who don't get vaccinated hoping it will kill them
What about people who do it to spite their antivax parents?
I think those would probably fall into the second category
I’m part of the third group
I didn't got vaccinated hoping covid finish me off
Starting licking everything.
Me who doesn't get the vaccine because I hope it will kill me.
I’m also in this fourth group.
What about the people who don't want it because they don't like being told what to do?
Me who wont get vaccinated so i have an excuse to not attend family gatherings
I’m in the group that doesn’t get vaccinated before we have researched a decent amount of the side effects
I don't get vaccinated because I don't believe it will kill me )=
I didnt get vaccinated cos I dont need it, 4th lonely group
And there are also a fourth group who takes so many vaccines to become immortal
They told me i wouldnt get kids anymore!!! Hope its true otherwise i'll be a dad very soon
Use a condom, skip!
people who dont get vaccinated becuase they dont think it will do anything
Edit: there are actually reasonable people who dont want to get vaccinated and people keep shoving them into the "brainwashed facebook prophet group" which i guess i can understand because when you see someone who is an antivaxxer they are probably one of those people who think that if you get vaccinated you are gonna turn into a robot that works for the goverment or some dumb shit but cmon, what the hell
the same people who get their information from 10 minute toilet research on their phone
Or from Facebook prophets. "I read on Facebook that the vaccine makes people sterile." Facebook, huh? What a reputable source!
What about the people who only get vaccinated because they want to do things again? Like going into restaurants and bars.
you can go into bars to drink to hopefully die of the alcohol
Oh gym, Bus, Train
I mean I just wanna get every vaccine and booster at once and turn into captain corona but noooooo people say it'll kill me smh
It seems like everyone has a fucking 8 page essay about why their not vaccinated. I’m just sitting here not wanting to wait in line at Walmart.
I got a special thingy from my doctor when I was little that I didn’t need to get any vaccinations because of a problem with my immune system that could cause a vaccine to kill me. It’s been many years since then, so I considered getting it, but it’s apparently genetic so I doubt it just went away. I’m a hikkikomori anyways, so I just hide inside all day.
Nah I’m talking about the people that are like, “I will not get the vaccine as I have special immunity gifted from the lord or some shit”
Stop it. Get some help.
People who don't vaccinate because they hope it will protect them
But thats the 1st group
Technically different, one thinks the vaccine will hurt them more than getting the virus, the other thinks they are more protected against the virus without the vaccine.
The only thing in common? They're both idiots.
That i agree haha
What about people who don’t get vaccinated because it doesn’t work and they’re not afraid of Covid because they’re not an overweight 80 yr old
I knew someone who died from covid at 17, she was healthy and not overweight. Covid can kill you no matter age or health. You just have better chances when you're young. Also I'd really like to know where you learned so much about the covid vaccine and how you know that it's true
Nah I got Covid 2 times and I am pretty healthy. Didn't vaccinate. Btw I am not an antivaxxer, I just didn't get the Covid vaccine
"oH yOuR 10 mInUtEs oF tOilEt rEsEaRcH mEaNs NotHiNG" jeez no. I don't speak English very well but I'll try to explain in a (not so much) scientific way but in a, like, logical way if you want
"I got in a car crash without a seatbelt, so they're not necessary".
They're the ones doing "research" in the bathroom
I had the vid before the gene therapy was even around. lame month as it spread through the fam, but i got that natural immunity. better than the vax
I don´´t get vaccined Im not a sheep.
What about the ones who don't get vaccinated because they want everyone to die
My coworker is in a fourth group. I had to hear an hour and a half long rant about a global conspiracy and how the virus and tests are fake, the vaccines are a way to "cull the herd". How a doctor or scientist blew it all out in the open and a week later died, he wont comply and they can come and try to take him yada yada yada
Where are the people who don't get vaccinated because they don't need to be protected
They don't exist, you know you can still die from covid when you're young and healthy. It's just more unlikely
I’m one of the people who believe that the vaccine 💉 will kill me
I commented this somewhere else in this comment section and it got downvotes (I didn't have the part about my friend though...)
My grandpa almost died from the vaccine, the one that "doesn't give blood clots." Yeah, he got a blood clot in his leg, it traveled to his heart. He had a triple bypass and heart surgery. The hospital referred to him as "their miracle survivor."
And some people literally CAN'T get the vaccine, my friend is allergic to some of the ingredients.
A friend of mine always says that he is 'part of the select few that always get bad reactions to stuff'. He does everything to protect against viruses of course, because he agrees that covid-19 is a very real thing. But he's leery of the vaccine
I'm sorry for your loss but that doesn't make the vaccine bad, the chance of dying from it are much lower than the chances of dying from covid. He was just one of the few unlucky. The vaccine saved so many lives compared to the few lives it took.
Agreed...I have MS and I got the 2 rounds, & waiting on the booster. I became pretty ill after the 2nd shot, but to me it's a no brainer. I dont want to die, and I feel it's my duty as a member of the earth to try to help stomp this shit out. Especially for those allergic to the vaccine, or have an autoimmune disease and can't vaccinate.
tf kinda mentality is that
Some people have probably does because of seatbelts (couldn't get out while a car sank), but your chances of dying in a car crash without a seatbelt are much higher.
Yes, I was trying to say that but I kinda sounded like an asshole the way I said it
What about those who don't do the vaccine knowing it will protect them?
I don't need the c-19 vaccine because I never leave the house
Everyone knows anti-vaxxers are just scared of needles if the vaccine came in a suppository they would happily take it
What about people who get vaccinated because they KNOW it will protect them?
Why is this downvoted? It’s true
Because they *don't* KNOW unless they personally developed every aspect of the vaccine, they're just believing that it works because some very specialized people told them it would
Because the majority of people on this planet are idiots. That's why.
it doesnt protect you at all. you cant be unhealthy, have a terrible immune system pre-vaccination and expect to be protected. Lol this is not super juice
Gotta say, the few people in my life who are suicidal, rushing to get masks, and vaccinate, and when you bring it up they just tell you to shut up.
Idk about you, but most suicidal people go for a relatively painless method, not "slowly drowning on their own bodily fluids over a period of weeks while struggling to breathe the entire time"
Yeah, and most suicidal people just want to die, not make sure they spread stuff to others.
But yet here they still are
I wouldn't be hugging the un-vaccinated person. 6ft luddite!
4th group. people who purposefully get covid to get it over with. there is an article about this via cnn.
I hoped so hard.
I got vaccinated because I wanted the pain...
Also people who don't get it in hope it'll kill them
I am still waiting, I did it 2 weeks ago, and I am fine.....
Third times the charm
well if you get many doses in one day you might die
I got vacinated because
There is a fourth group.
i need help
"HOPE" changed the game here
Either I get virus protection or a die. It's a win win situation for me.
Get out of my head
I get vax bc übercharge
Bruh everyone is like saying big pharma and the deep state are tricking ourselves into injecting poison and im like yes please kill me
People who don‘t get vaccinated hoping to be killed by the virus.
hey look its me
I keep telling people I hope grow a third arm or tail or some shit.
That's gonna be a bit difficult...
It's a win win situation
There is another.
People who don't get vaccinated because they don't want to be protected
People who got vaccinated so everyone else would shut up about it
I got vaccinated because needles cool
I just wanted to get chipped so I’m not so lonely anymore.
I wish it had killed me
What about the guys getting sexually aroused by the stitch of the needle
I got sick with Covid two times and all I got was terrible vomiting and diarrhea. Better luck next time.
This blade will not keeeel
You got vaccinated because you want to live. I got vaccinated because I wanted to die. We are not the same
I bought the home covid test. I only got the test, no covid. What a scam !
what about those who gets vaccinated cuz they love needles?
In Philippines you need to pay just to get fake vaccine lol
imean i got the jab bc if it’s good then it’s good, but if bill gates is gonna activate the kill switch i wouldn’t mind dying
Guys it gives you free 5G
People who get vaccinated cause you know. The thing. Cmon
I don't get the vaccin cause I'm scared of needles
There is another
What about people who don't get it just because they are lazy, or have anxiety
If I had a dime for every pixel in this image I would have three cents
THEY DISCOVERED US
Yea, then people ask why you did get it and you gotta make up some stupid shit on the spot
People who are just afraid of needles
4th group, we just don’t care. By we, I mean Floridians obviously
Me, who doesn't get the vaccine because I have a crippling phobia of needles: Hey, what about us?
I do it so my government doesn't soft gate me from entering certain buildings.