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webo2456

In this economy?


thatposhcat

The price of being straight has gone up ok


[deleted]

Straight is in less demand rn but their stock is high, the value is plummeting like the Ruble


Captain_Plutonium

At this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within my bedroom?


de_lemmun-lord

yes


Captain_Plutonium

May I see it?


PixorTheDinosaur

no


21HelloThere21

Seymour! The house is on fire!


cataleiss

No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights.


1papaya-2papaya

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.


Helpimabanana

Don’t worry I got you *pulls out my gay and hands it to you to look at*


Captain_Plutonium

*yoink*


tawTrans

yes


obviouslyanonymous5

Fr those pride flag skirts ain't paying for themselves


jesse_christ

This was funnier than all the onion ones.


Melonenstrauch

"I'm gayer" "Ok then prove it😏"


jeroleski

*leans in for a kiss*


KakorotJoJoAckerman

*holds your hand*


Jealous_Blueberry832

Before marriage?


KakorotJoJoAckerman

Oh no! I'm sorry! 😔😔😔😔


Jealous_Blueberry832

Life without parole.


TheChainLink2

“And that, kids, is how I met your father.”


ceberaspeed12

“that’s great but you owe me petrol money you frugal fruit”


Vord_Loldemort_7

Frugal fruit


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[удалено]


Vincents_Hope

Never again explaining my political views in ANY way other than this


hoosierdaddy192

Austere queer!


jenna_butterfly

But what if I am gayer? I'm supposed to just let that slide!?


Cynthia_inherdreams

And that's how I ended up in a bukkake.


WeirdAlienEyes56

my my my 🫣


Key_Yesterday1752

Slide in?


scringly

Found the top


Himmelblaa

No, you're supposed to prove it 😏


jenna_butterfly

Then it's time for another Pants-Off Dance-Off.


rocketseeker

"In that outfit?" lmao


Surcrivor

Yeah, but what if in fact I AM gayer?


shitlord_god

You figure it out like nerds in a comic shop with increasingly obscure references to queer ephemera.


alpaca_22

Ha Ive watched every single Almodovar movie, theres no way Im loosing this


GenderEnvyFromLink

“in that outfit?” has me dead


TheRealLittleBaron

Anyone who doesn't just LoL at any of those responses is never going to pass the exam and get their certificate.


Zeyode

I don't wanna play League though :c


Harliquinn333

That’s all good and dandy but all of us are required to watch Arcane: League of Legends.


johnpeters42

“You’re entering a world of pain.”


siabmsia

"Cool, but I still need that one dollar from the taxi drive, Todd"


GundhamTanaka11037

If you immediately click "comments" you can see the picture perfectly. If you click the picture itself there are UI elements that cover it and you can't make them fade away. If you click "comment" while you are still in the "directly on picture mode" it tries to show you the whole picture at once and you can't read shit because it is so small and you can't zoom in. Nice "improvement" on riddit's side there....


nerdyleg

What does queerbating mean then


DeadForDecember

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/queerbaiting/


nerdyleg

Thanks


gemstone_enthusiast

I'm more interested in what the Twitter definition is.


nerdyleg

Same I wanna know


Jealous_Blueberry832

Harry Styles I think


gemstone_enthusiast

Elaborate?


spinyfur

It’s when you jerk off a gay man. 😉


gemstone_enthusiast

Oookay, didn't expect that.


V0ldek

Like masturbaiting but with a queer friend.


Zach-Gilmore

I admittedly gave a pretty bad response to my friend coming out to me. I came out to them as asexual a couple years ago, and they in response came out to me as bi. I was pretty shocked by this; not by the confession itself, but that both of us were queer. Statistically, that felt pretty unlikely. So I tried to respond quickly with a stupid joke. Since we’re both MLP fans, I commented something like, “I guess it makes sense that MLP fans are at least a little gay” (I’m not homoromantic, which makes the “joke” even worse). I apologized immediately after once I realized what I said. My friend forgave me, but I still feel guilty about it.


craigularperson

You missed such a golden opportunity of accusing them of stealing your sexuality.


Environmental_Belt22

“Leave some for the rest of us!”


MfKa1

CAKE!!!!!


Environmental_Belt22

Thank


Zach-Gilmore

I actually made that exact joke when my sibling came out to me as bi.


obviouslyanonymous5

I still can't see the problem with your joke so I guess I'm fucked if someone comes out to me 💀


Zach-Gilmore

The tone at the time was rather serious, so that joke probably felt belittling to my friend as if being a fan of the show turned them bi. As if I wasn’t taking what they said seriously.


obviouslyanonymous5

My friends are all so deep in irony I forgot that some people don't use jokes to cope with their problems


Zach-Gilmore

I’m the exact kind of person who normally uses humor to lighten tense situations, but my friend is less so. Sometimes I forget.


Granilope667

"in that outfit?" will now be my only response


Pussyphobic

I am reverse gayer (gear)


Lord_Spagett

Honestly the $45 would be me to my friends


obviouslyanonymous5

Person 1: "You still owe me 45 bucks, motherfucker" Person 2: "Hey I know it's a weird time, but I wanted to let you know, I'm actually gay 😅" "..." "..." Person 1: "You still owe me 45 bucks, fatherfucker"


winter-ocean

My favorite from the article is "Oh, like Ellen?" "Comparing your friend to Ellen Degeneres at one of their most vulnerable moments is one of the cruelest things you could possibly do."


PegasaurusWrecks

“In that outfit?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


RecognitionExotic960

Two bros~ chillin in a hot tub~ Tryin to figure out who’s more gay~


icognitwo

pls i actually used "im gayer" when my friend came out and now i cant tell if that was insensitive 😭😭


AlkalineHound

More like, "What to expect when you 'come out' to your gay friends who already knew."


Jealous_Blueberry832

The onion literally has the funniest people on earth working with them


catboi8769

Alright y'all now it is a competition


SomeRandomIdi0t

“How dare you steal my attraction”


elitezerp14

My cousin literally sent this to me


MfKa1

Um no I want my money lol


Quiet_Chip_7802

Mfer cant do hashtags properly


DysPhoria_1_0

LINK THE ARTICLE


OnlyTheBrave3411

That would be so fucking funny like “hey, i just wanted to tell you something … i’m gay-“ “IM GAYER” “…” “…”


BigGayDinosaurs

im gayer


SupremeKing243

"Chris, it's nice that you came out, but it's been 5 years. You still owe me 45 dollars." "... Fuck off."


ArchdemonLucifer143

Nah. That fucker owes me money. Being gay doesn't excuse them for a minute.


Clean-Tone2844

You still owe me $45


TheVioletLion

can someone make whitney chewston memes out of these


ThatCamoKid

Left out the Ellen one, which was my favourite


gamester4no2

Cool but I’m still gayer


ZazofLegend

I probably AM gayer, but that's a bit rude to lead with, isn't it?


KyogreCanon

First one is wrong, I'm competitively gay as fuck


WillNewbie

Okay but 100% I'm gayer fight me on thus


Tutuatutuatutua

"you still owe me 45 bucks" lmao


Leelubell

My favorite from the list: "Your mother and I still love you." "Have you even been listening? This day is about who they love, not you."