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In this economy?
The price of being straight has gone up ok
Straight is in less demand rn but their stock is high, the value is plummeting like the Ruble
At this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within my bedroom?
May I see it?
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.
Don’t worry I got you *pulls out my gay and hands it to you to look at*
Fr those pride flag skirts ain't paying for themselves
This was funnier than all the onion ones.
"Ok then prove it😏"
*leans in for a kiss*
*holds your hand*
Oh no! I'm sorry! 😔😔😔😔
Life without parole.
“And that, kids, is how I met your father.”
“that’s great but you owe me petrol money you frugal fruit”
Never again explaining my political views in ANY way other than this
But what if I am gayer? I'm supposed to just let that slide!?
And that's how I ended up in a bukkake.
my my my
Found the top
No, you're supposed to prove it 😏
Then it's time for another Pants-Off Dance-Off.
"In that outfit?" lmao
Yeah, but what if in fact I AM gayer?
You figure it out like nerds in a comic shop with increasingly obscure references to queer ephemera.
Ha Ive watched every single Almodovar movie, theres no way Im loosing this
“in that outfit?” has me dead
Anyone who doesn't just LoL at any of those responses is never going to pass the exam and get their certificate.
I don't wanna play League though :c
That’s all good and dandy but all of us are required to watch Arcane: League of Legends.
“You’re entering a world of pain.”
"Cool, but I still need that one dollar from the taxi drive, Todd"
If you immediately click "comments" you can see the picture perfectly. If you click the picture itself there are UI elements that cover it and you can't make them fade away. If you click "comment" while you are still in the "directly on picture mode" it tries to show you the whole picture at once and you can't read shit because it is so small and you can't zoom in. Nice "improvement" on riddit's side there....
What does queerbating mean then
I'm more interested in what the Twitter definition is.
Same I wanna know
Harry Styles I think
It’s when you jerk off a gay man. 😉
Oookay, didn't expect that.
Like masturbaiting but with a queer friend.
I admittedly gave a pretty bad response to my friend coming out to me. I came out to them as asexual a couple years ago, and they in response came out to me as bi. I was pretty shocked by this; not by the confession itself, but that both of us were queer. Statistically, that felt pretty unlikely. So I tried to respond quickly with a stupid joke. Since we’re both MLP fans, I commented something like, “I guess it makes sense that MLP fans are at least a little gay” (I’m not homoromantic, which makes the “joke” even worse). I apologized immediately after once I realized what I said. My friend forgave me, but I still feel guilty about it.
You missed such a golden opportunity of accusing them of stealing your sexuality.
“Leave some for the rest of us!”
I actually made that exact joke when my sibling came out to me as bi.
I still can't see the problem with your joke so I guess I'm fucked if someone comes out to me 💀
The tone at the time was rather serious, so that joke probably felt belittling to my friend as if being a fan of the show turned them bi. As if I wasn’t taking what they said seriously.
My friends are all so deep in irony I forgot that some people don't use jokes to cope with their problems
I’m the exact kind of person who normally uses humor to lighten tense situations, but my friend is less so. Sometimes I forget.
"in that outfit?" will now be my only response
I am reverse gayer (gear)
Honestly the $45 would be me to my friends
Person 1: "You still owe me 45 bucks, motherfucker"
Person 2: "Hey I know it's a weird time, but I wanted to let you know, I'm actually gay 😅"
Person 1: "You still owe me 45 bucks, fatherfucker"
My favorite from the article is
"Oh, like Ellen?"
"Comparing your friend to Ellen Degeneres at one of their most vulnerable moments is one of the cruelest things you could possibly do."
“In that outfit?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
chillin in a hot tub~
Tryin to figure out who’s more gay~
pls i actually used "im gayer" when my friend came out and now i cant tell if that was insensitive 😭😭
More like, "What to expect when you 'come out' to your gay friends who already knew."
The onion literally has the funniest people on earth working with them
Alright y'all now it is a competition
“How dare you steal my attraction”
My cousin literally sent this to me
Um no I want my money lol
Mfer cant do hashtags properly
LINK THE ARTICLE
That would be so fucking funny like “hey, i just wanted to tell you something … i’m gay-“ “IM GAYER” “…” “…”
"Chris, it's nice that you came out, but it's been 5 years. You still owe me 45 dollars."
"... Fuck off."
Nah. That fucker owes me money. Being gay doesn't excuse them for a minute.
You still owe me $45
can someone make whitney chewston memes out of these
Left out the Ellen one, which was my favourite
Cool but I’m still gayer
I probably AM gayer, but that's a bit rude to lead with, isn't it?
First one is wrong, I'm competitively gay as fuck
Okay but 100% I'm gayer fight me on thus
"you still owe me 45 bucks"
My favorite from the list:
"Your mother and I still love you."
"Have you even been listening? This day is about who they love, not you."