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Found on Instagram

Found on Instagram

MrGoodfeels_

Obv satire


_homo_

This is satire silly


-rudebwoy

satire bru🤦‍♂️


Foo-Matic

Glad they were able to get a break in to post


HomerMadNowFite

If true the 5 x’s today would equal 20 secs tops.


alexanderhameowlton

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Burning-Sushi

Sorry for not posting I've been lonely in my room all night B)


homosexualmother

yea i feel like a screenshot of a facebook post wouldn't be serious


Fluster338

“Alot”. http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1


YoBoiWitTheShits

Same but my extremely hot model girlfriend has finally had enough


NoiceGallagher

Op’s username checks out


Gashdibson

This is satire but hilarious nonetheless


DenaceThaMennis

Is this from downward_spiral?!


RouletteSensei

He woke up all sweaty, you can't deny it


dontlovemenorshouldu

Must be fucking nice.


Cont1ngency

What would the Alot or Sex look like? I bet it has sticky fur. Ugh. Poor, poor Alot.


Lord_Kaigen1982

i wish