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BlameLib

Everyone, please give the server some pause and step back for a few minutes to give it room So that *I* can get in—


karna52

Crashtoria Let Me INNNN


Zapadoru

LET ME INNNN!!!


Running_Engine97

Crashtoria lmao


Reysona

NINE TRIES GAME WORKS


VlaqSheperd

I hope it does...


SandalMaster

I got in > try to claim some rewards > get kicked back out *Lasagna says it's time for other player to have their 5min play*


CameForYuri

Oof


lllaser

Mom says its my turn on the casbox


Hero-kun04

The Castoria incident 2022


[deleted]

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Kuzaku

"What the Dog doin'?" - Morgan


Basakaloving

*happy Gawain noises*


Kuzaku

Singularity 666: The Incredible Weight of Massive Salt: Castoriamania Humanity Foundation Value: CCC


dango-san

Castrollia, the gatekeeper


Alloy_Br0nya

Crashtrollia, courtesy of the comment above


ShadyOjir95

Greetings master, nothing to re-..... Oh ...you are yet to pull me. Heh


Kamen-no-Otoko

And I’m too excited to fall back asleep fml


jdh111095

Yupppp. Freakin 5:40 where I am. Guess Imma take a mid day nap today


Kamen-no-Otoko

OOF


Jedahaw92

Loooong Loooong CASTORIA~~


Gudako_the_beast

**sexy saxophone noise**


BayushiKoji

Castoria's NP is so strong that it's blocking us from entering the game.


Fillerpoint5

Anti Login Defence


Abedeus

Castoria was like "Long Castoria memes, huh? IMMA SHOW YOU SOMETHING BETTER".


xtraSleep

20mins so far and Servers still are cucking me. Reminds me of WoW expansion launch days on popular servers.


Lilibridget

As they say : patch Day no play


NyxReplicant

They've underestimated the glorious Corgi and her power over the entire NA server. Praise her.


Rabatis

Praise those delectable hips!


NyxReplicant

I KNEW I HAD TO PRISE HER SHE ANSWERED ME.


crowsloft666

Even inside the game the game still gives you that message when trying to do something.


thisishoweroll

Wish they give extra SQ for this but nope. Good ol' waiting game.


Vejita

"Why isn't it possible?"


seingan

it's just not!!!


Vejita

**"WHY. NOT. YOU STUPID BASTARD?!"**


seingan

Because I had dinner with Castoria twice in London, just 10 days ago!!!


uptodown12

Why not, you stupid bastard?!


Laughing-Stock_XD

Why not, you stupid bastard? Please tell me u were doing the reference xD


Vejita

Yup!


TheLittleDom

The reference from GBF?


Demi694

Pretty sure this reference is from American Psycho


TheLittleDom

Yeah my bad lol


Jedahaw92

[American Psycho.](https://youtu.be/TggJiOG9mzc)


Lakuzas

Too much people trying to login at once lol


NyxReplicant

Waaaaaaay to many people login in, server can't handle that much pressure I assume.


Kayne_Celestis

I have been gated while doing my fifth single and I am losing my mind Pls, just take our quartz 🤧


Kayne_Celestis

Update: my roll finally went through, now my next one is being gated this is just flat out teasing at this point


X_Danger

they do be playing with your heart


Dschuncks

Nobody drives in New York; too much traffic.


xsXRevanXsx

Isn’t it great to be European at a time like this?


CameForYuri

Happy cake day! What a better birthday gift than waiting to get in to roll


xsXRevanXsx

I can’t get my roll. I can’t get my login rewards And even worse! It’s the day all Americans go haywire!! Why god! Why today!


CameForYuri

Im waiting for another 30 mins to pass and hope that its over by then


xsXRevanXsx

Well, luckily I live in Europe. So I don’t mind waiting because it’s almost the beginning of the afternoon here.


CameForYuri

Good luck in your rolls when you do finally get in my friend, trust in the birthday luck


xsXRevanXsx

Pray to the birthday god!


yodalolol

I just wanna roll, LET ME INNNN


DovahAps

Bro i just wanna roll


KEEFYv

Don't we all


budgetname07

1 extra sq compensation lets gooo


Maik_in_Pain

Fate/Potato server


edgyboi1704

LetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmeinLetmein


Demi694

LMAO this post is now in r/all


0_momentum_0

I will click Retry untill I get in!!!


iKill_eu

Making Americans go to bed seething is a critical part of the EU FGO experience.


warjoke

We reached FFXIV levels of congestion


Eikoku-Shinshi

I know how that feels, even when you are in, you're not entirely safe. You can still get kicked randomly, and you have to queue again.


ThickSantorum

The difference is that, once you get past the login queue in XIV, you can actually play.


Boogie_p0p

not entirely. i got kicked out during a cutscene q.q


Ok-Indication893

Hah, if you were there for Raubahn EX then that isn’t necessarily true either. I still get nervous clicking instance battles after new expac releases.


altera_goodciv

Nah, this is even worse. I was able to actually log in and play this early in the morning when EW dropped.


qiVbird

Why isn't it possible? Why not, you stupid bastard?


Daevito

This is getting very annoying. The fuck were they doing in the name of server maintenance? They should have expected this.


Horsemanofthedank

Because they’re 🤪


Frostivied

30 minutes I can’t even get past the title screen


OkAd9381

LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNN


Okniccep

Literally 30 minutes.


LunisequiouS

May your rolls be blessed and your wallets be spared! EDIT: GOT HER IN [**ONE TICKET**](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/411061357576847361/993493999253995550/unknown.png?width=1201&height=677) BABY LETS GOOOOO!


Rabatis

They can't take my wallet when I got no cash! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhuhuhuhuhuhwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


X_Danger

The clear winner here Take this 👑, King


[deleted]

Everyone, go to sleep. It's 2 am for you.


AncientxXxVoid

Jokes on you I work graveyard


[deleted]

Say hi to Gray for me.


Daniele01

*Laughs in Europe*


fuyuniii

Jokes on you, I'm from Europe!


thisishoweroll

I am at work here lol. Now go to bed Americans so we can roll please. :)


[deleted]

Shh, don't let Americans know. You will ruin my plan.


consistent_azurite

Jokes on you, I'm from America and it isn't 2 am. It's 4 am.


Rabatis

Jokes on all y'all Euros, I'm from the Philippines!


Rabatis

(If there are any Ukrainians here, you have my support and my blessings! Good luck and slava Ukraini!)


stergesse

To any Singaporeans here, wish you guys luck


depressed-seaweed

laughs in Europe as well...


Lambpanties

*Laughs in Africa, and then remembers everything about Africa and cries to balance it out a little.*


depressed-seaweed

there there, let me lend you my shoulder


dinliner08

*well, that sure escalated quickly*


BenisConsumption

hope this one won't get deleted. Mods are really insistent on clearing these posts despite the lack of visibility is what causes this posts to be spawned so frequently to begin with.


CristiBeat

It's 5:30 pm here, someone get me an anti-castle Noble Phantasm! EDIT: Got her with 30 quartz and 6 tickets! Woot woot! You're next, Summer Bryn and Murasaki!


Rabatis

"Percy!" "Master, this castle too?" *eats a brick* "Wha--" "I'm an adult, of course I'll eat it."


Laughing-Stock_XD

This is why i love anniversaries xD


Prince-of_Space

You think they would have anticipated this...


schizotypeseraph

Can't penetrate Castoria 's NP dammit all...


princeofgarnets

We have to wait until the server is defenseless


kalltrops

Cmon, Fellow Masters! If we crash the servers they'll give us more quartz!


mralzh

Gold


Soupbrainz

2 am up in this bitch


MattyHatesYou

5:28 where I live… 😅


TheTrueFanatic

C'mon! Let me be disappointed already!


TheTrueFanatic

LET'S GO I'M DISAPPOINTED! : /


YuuHikari

Castoria: NOOO!!! I DON'T WANT TO GET OVERWORKED!!!


demaxzero

I got as far as the title screen. I consider that a win.


Historical-Draft6564

I just want to roll on the lucky bag man...screw this ill make my own anniversary...with blackjack...and hookers!


master-swagtician

I made it to the Home Screen for all of two seconds before I got kicked while trying to claim stuff from the gift box.


SavedowW

Server is dead and we have killed it


Kreddak

Servers die when they are killed


Rabatis

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ThickSantorum

Don't worry, once you get in, you're still not actually in.


Spoopy_Kirei

I have been retrying my connection... FOR 30 MINUTES!


Demi694

30 minutes in... I still can't enter the game... Only at the title screen at best.


NeatCaregiver6

The Crashtoria is too strong for servers to handle


Independent-Land-352

For the love of God, anyone who got in and got a single copy of her get the hell out and come back later so the rest of the population can have their try 😕


JauneFox

Only those free of sin are allowed to pass.


Bulubi82

600 quartz and 30 rolls in the trash. almost shot my cell phone out the window


fuyuniii

Fate/Endwalker for once being a European is good since it's almost midday by now LMAO


LordWINDOS

I didn't think Solemn Defense applied to the Servers themselves, but guess I've been proven wrong!


FoehnCoronia

I was THIS close to entering I managed to download the data and updated my game but I was stopped at the intro screen


ZerymAmbyceer

Welp time to complete Master Duel dailies. Im sure someone will play long combo deck and by the time they finish setting up their field, FGO server will be up!


Daevito

Lmao


King_of_Nothinmuch

Iguess it's a good sign for the health of the game. Still got enough players to have an effect on the server, eh? Nope, doesn't comfort me either.


sihtsiymusername

I was not expecting this on the Philippine server, perhaps we're more cultured than I thought...


NeoRosePolitan

It's 10:42 here. I thought I'd get in easy because all the Americans are asleep. I thought wrong.


crejapasta

I love how crashtoria is a flair now lmao


Atharva0367

She gatekeeping so hard that all I got is Kerry, Stheno and mapo tofu


Illuminastrid

Avalon Le Fae timelocks came in early I see.


OkAd9381

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Kureika

I have been pressing "Retry" for the past 30 minutes, I will not give up. //edit I am in, only 41 minutes of pressing the button!


uptodown12

completely normal phenomenon


JimmeryJimmy

Just let me in so I can burn my 39 Quartz already so I can let go of any hope...


1MrZee

Let me in!! For the love of crap at least login before I lose my streak!!😭


Inari-k

Let me in... Let me innnnnnn!


CipherXR

Oh my Goetia….let me in.


satansProstitute

You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!


Boogie_p0p

The newest gacha, the capital of expense, and the true waifu in my heart. We will not yield to any maintenance. Gather, masters of Chaldea - "The Promised SSR Which Changes The Game Meta"


trashmangamer

Well, it's over and im 200 sq in debt with nothing to show. I didn't get 1 4* servant yet 😂


Eskuire

1190'ish SQ, But I got her to NP2. So...the debt collector had to be paid eventually. Now to save up for Sp.Ishtar because Voyager decided to be an asswipe and show up on the lucky bag


Horsemanofthedank

Got spooked by him too bro. He’s too pure to get angry at. Gotta make the best of it man


Eskuire

Well he's gonna sit at lvl 1 for the next year because I dumped 200m QP into Castoria lol


FlorianWanderer

Success in one try. YA GOTTA BELIEEEVE


Lekaetos

My dear NA comrades, it must be late where you are. As a fellow EU player who just got a nice night of sleep, I can only recommend you to do the same to be in form to roll for Castoria when you’ll wake up. So put down your phones now and go to bed so that I can roll for Castoria


SirDancelotVS

holy shit USA it is like 2 or 5 AM there, just go the fuck to sleep so the rest of us can go in.


payterfer

You fool. Do you not know what day it is? The Fourth of July is when Americans reach the peak of their power.


Okniccep

No it's literally called FGO USA on social media it our server we get to crash it on our birthday.


KizunaIatari

I work overnight though. I'm wide awake at this time. ._____.


satansProstitute

the server let me in for 2 10 rolls...


varizH

When castoria dont want us to get her but gotta get modest on declining.


hyperded

imna just give it another 30 min or so and see if it works lol


Justaanonymousgirl

I got up and updated immediately thinking I’d get in only to have the server be busy at 5:01(EST), how is the server full a minute later?! I underestimated Castoria again it seems lol


BayushiKoji

For some of us, it's the middle of the afternoon. Remember that the NA server isn't solely used by Americans.


[deleted]

When every actions costs you minutes of connecting XD.


Vietuchiha

Transfer code alrdy in use... Rip me Edit: thats why 1 use codes are garbage I hope thats the only bad luck for today.


SvenRK123

Insert Let me in Meme.


Silver_Ad_6388

Is this Genshin Impact?


Bosterflaming

I have broken through the walls and attained Castoria


VlaqSheperd

When Ignore Ignore Invincible kicks in.


Fenr_

Absolute defense against getting overworked


TheBloodMakesUsHuman

That feel of staying awake until 6 am because maintenance won’t let you in. What anguish! Never to be forgotten.


Bulubi82

This game is going to kill me. I have gotten 1 more quartz to reach 1 more roll and I got Castoria on the last card. I should have recorded it In the end it cost me 630 quartz plus the rolls


KAIROSEI

Happened to me when I was rolling for space ishtar. Launched my phone across the room when I saw that gold avenger on the back of the card


Bulubi82

It is also added that last year I took all the ones I wanted but this year I have not achieved a single one, the worst was 500 that I shot for Rome and I only got one copy of Astolfo Rider. Today I almost broke the phone because the casters that came out were Circe and Gil, I thought that in the last cast it was another trolling but I saw Castoria and I couldn't help but scream with joy.


TheSavageGamer26

Goodluck to all of you summoning her!


Demonic_pp

Test


fatrabbit61614

apparently, "you shall not summon me" either. oh well. ill try for that year 3 banner, might get eresh or skadi


ipacklunchesbod

Good thing I accidentally fell asleep. Would've been annoying to deal with.


KuroNoYuusha

i tried pulling and got a 4th parvati instead


Mone7Hero77

Lost all my saint quartz 🥲


brovar44

So happy got her in one single ticket, more funds for summer!! Never had this happen before 🥹.


LowerAd9230

I was able to get in but it keeps lagging and won’t give me my saint quartz. Must keep clicking retry Edit: YES YES YES YES YES YES NP2 of a single roll!!!!!


DrgnmastrAlex

YOU ALL GOT CLASSES TOMORROW, GET OFF! LET THOSE OF US WHO HAVE THE DAY OFF IN.


[deleted]

If we are lucky, in a few hours Americans will be forced to go to sleep. Since, well job obligations.


Chingstah117

joke's on you July 4th is tomorrow so most of us are off lol


[deleted]

Then the question is, how long can you go without sleep before I win. 10 am here.


GibRarz

It's July 4, bro.


Okniccep

It's a national holiday many Americans get the day off.


[deleted]

Yeah, forgot. Guess I use my second advantage. It's 10 am here.


Illuminastrid

Castoria showing off the powers of her absolute defense NP.


pikerxd

New version of FGO app has virus or something ? My win defender is scared shitless and forbids me to update.


TheBoyWqnder

Server crashing so hard that it done signed me out of my account... Terrified cuz I didn't write down my transfer ID yet.


datnoob9113

I will make 2000 new accounts to force the servers closed again


RobustHardLongMeat

Go to sleep NA plz


KevDan

As fortold by Meelin..


Horsemanofthedank

Is anyone getting in?


HermitofCrabs

AAAAAA LET ME IIIIIN!


noearthlycrue

"Spawn more overlords " Gah.....


Sonyug_Danzzou

let us in...


Meowjoker

Let me in LET ME IN!!!!!!