By - Simon_Said_something
Everyone, please give the server some pause and step back for a few minutes to give it room
So that *I* can get in—
Crashtoria Let Me INNNN
LET ME INNNN!!!
NINE TRIES GAME WORKS
I hope it does...
I got in > try to claim some rewards > get kicked back out
*Lasagna says it's time for other player to have their 5min play*
Mom says its my turn on the casbox
The Castoria incident 2022
"What the Dog doin'?" - Morgan
*happy Gawain noises*
Singularity 666: The Incredible Weight of Massive Salt: Castoriamania
Humanity Foundation Value: CCC
Castrollia, the gatekeeper
Crashtrollia, courtesy of the comment above
Greetings master, nothing to re-.....
Oh ...you are yet to pull me.
And I’m too excited to fall back asleep fml
Yupppp. Freakin 5:40 where I am. Guess Imma take a mid day nap today
Loooong Loooong CASTORIA~~
**sexy saxophone noise**
Castoria's NP is so strong that it's blocking us from entering the game.
Anti Login Defence
Castoria was like "Long Castoria memes, huh? IMMA SHOW YOU SOMETHING BETTER".
20mins so far and Servers still are cucking me. Reminds me of WoW expansion launch days on popular servers.
As they say : patch Day no play
They've underestimated the glorious Corgi and her power over the entire NA server.
Praise those delectable hips!
I KNEW I HAD TO PRISE HER SHE ANSWERED ME.
Even inside the game the game still gives you that message when trying to do something.
Wish they give extra SQ for this but nope. Good ol' waiting game.
"Why isn't it possible?"
it's just not!!!
**"WHY. NOT. YOU STUPID BASTARD?!"**
Because I had dinner with Castoria twice in London, just 10 days ago!!!
Why not, you stupid bastard?!
Why not, you stupid bastard?
Please tell me u were doing the reference xD
The reference from GBF?
Pretty sure this reference is from American Psycho
Yeah my bad lol
Too much people trying to login at once lol
Waaaaaaay to many people login in, server can't handle that much pressure I assume.
I have been gated while doing my fifth single and I am losing my mind
Pls, just take our quartz 🤧
Update: my roll finally went through, now my next one is being gated this is just flat out teasing at this point
they do be playing with your heart
Nobody drives in New York; too much traffic.
Isn’t it great to be European at a time like this?
Happy cake day! What a better birthday gift than waiting to get in to roll
I can’t get my roll.
I can’t get my login rewards
And even worse! It’s the day all Americans go haywire!!
Why god! Why today!
Im waiting for another 30 mins to pass and hope that its over by then
Well, luckily I live in Europe. So I don’t mind waiting because it’s almost the beginning of the afternoon here.
Good luck in your rolls when you do finally get in my friend, trust in the birthday luck
Pray to the birthday god!
I just wanna roll, LET ME INNNN
Bro i just wanna roll
Don't we all
1 extra sq compensation lets gooo
LMAO this post is now in r/all
I will click Retry untill I get in!!!
Making Americans go to bed seething is a critical part of the EU FGO experience.
We reached FFXIV levels of congestion
I know how that feels, even when you are in, you're not entirely safe. You can still get kicked randomly, and you have to queue again.
The difference is that, once you get past the login queue in XIV, you can actually play.
not entirely. i got kicked out during a cutscene q.q
Hah, if you were there for Raubahn EX then that isn’t necessarily true either.
I still get nervous clicking instance battles after new expac releases.
Nah, this is even worse. I was able to actually log in and play this early in the morning when EW dropped.
Why isn't it possible? Why not, you stupid bastard?
This is getting very annoying. The fuck were they doing in the name of server maintenance? They should have expected this.
Because they’re 🤪
30 minutes I can’t even get past the title screen
LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNN
Literally 30 minutes.
May your rolls be blessed and your wallets be spared!
EDIT: GOT HER IN [**ONE TICKET**](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/411061357576847361/993493999253995550/unknown.png?width=1201&height=677) BABY LETS GOOOOO!
They can't take my wallet when I got no cash! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhuhuhuhuhuhwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The clear winner here
Take this 👑, King
Everyone, go to sleep. It's 2 am for you.
Jokes on you I work graveyard
Say hi to Gray for me.
*Laughs in Europe*
Jokes on you, I'm from Europe!
I am at work here lol. Now go to bed Americans so we can roll please. :)
Shh, don't let Americans know. You will ruin my plan.
Jokes on you, I'm from America and it isn't 2 am. It's 4 am.
Jokes on all y'all Euros, I'm from the Philippines!
(If there are any Ukrainians here, you have my support and my blessings! Good luck and slava Ukraini!)
To any Singaporeans here, wish you guys luck
laughs in Europe as well...
*Laughs in Africa, and then remembers everything about Africa and cries to balance it out a little.*
there there, let me lend you my shoulder
*well, that sure escalated quickly*
hope this one won't get deleted. Mods are really insistent on clearing these posts despite the lack of visibility is what causes this posts to be spawned so frequently to begin with.
It's 5:30 pm here, someone get me an anti-castle Noble Phantasm!
EDIT: Got her with 30 quartz and 6 tickets! Woot woot! You're next, Summer Bryn and Murasaki!
"Master, this castle too?"
*eats a brick*
"I'm an adult, of course I'll eat it."
This is why i love anniversaries xD
You think they would have anticipated this...
Can't penetrate Castoria
We have to wait until the server is defenseless
Cmon, Fellow Masters!
If we crash the servers they'll give us more quartz!
2 am up in this bitch
5:28 where I live… 😅
C'mon! Let me be disappointed already!
LET'S GO I'M DISAPPOINTED!
Castoria: NOOO!!! I DON'T WANT TO GET OVERWORKED!!!
I got as far as the title screen.
I consider that a win.
I just want to roll on the lucky bag man...screw this ill make my own anniversary...with blackjack...and hookers!
I made it to the Home Screen for all of two seconds before I got kicked while trying to claim stuff from the gift box.
Server is dead and we have killed it
Servers die when they are killed
Don't worry, once you get in, you're still not actually in.
I have been retrying my connection... FOR 30 MINUTES!
30 minutes in...
I still can't enter the game...
Only at the title screen at best.
The Crashtoria is too strong for servers to handle
For the love of God, anyone who got in and got a single copy of her get the hell out and come back later so the rest of the population can have their try 😕
Only those free of sin are allowed to pass.
600 quartz and 30 rolls in the trash. almost shot my cell phone out the window
for once being a European is good since it's almost midday by now LMAO
I didn't think Solemn Defense applied to the Servers themselves, but guess I've been proven wrong!
I was THIS close to entering I managed to download the data and updated my game but I was stopped at the intro screen
Welp time to complete Master Duel dailies. Im sure someone will play long combo deck and by the time they finish setting up their field, FGO server will be up!
Iguess it's a good sign for the health of the game. Still got enough players to have an effect on the server, eh?
Nope, doesn't comfort me either.
I was not expecting this on the Philippine server, perhaps we're more cultured than I thought...
It's 10:42 here. I thought I'd get in easy because all the Americans are asleep. I thought wrong.
I love how crashtoria is a flair now lmao
She gatekeeping so hard that all I got is Kerry, Stheno and mapo tofu
Avalon Le Fae timelocks came in early I see.
I have been pressing "Retry" for the past 30 minutes, I will not give up.
//edit I am in, only 41 minutes of pressing the button!
completely normal phenomenon
Just let me in so I can burn my 39 Quartz already so I can let go of any hope...
Let me in!! For the love of crap at least login before I lose my streak!!😭
Let me in... Let me innnnnnn!
Oh my Goetia….let me in.
You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!
The newest gacha, the capital of expense, and the true waifu in my heart. We will not yield to any maintenance. Gather, masters of Chaldea - "The Promised SSR Which Changes The Game Meta"
Well, it's over and im 200 sq in debt with nothing to show.
I didn't get 1 4* servant yet 😂
1190'ish SQ, But I got her to NP2. So...the debt collector had to be paid eventually. Now to save up for Sp.Ishtar because Voyager decided to be an asswipe and show up on the lucky bag
Got spooked by him too bro. He’s too pure to get angry at. Gotta make the best of it man
Well he's gonna sit at lvl 1 for the next year because I dumped 200m QP into Castoria lol
Success in one try. YA GOTTA BELIEEEVE
My dear NA comrades, it must be late where you are.
As a fellow EU player who just got a nice night of sleep, I can only recommend you to do the same to be in form to roll for Castoria when you’ll wake up.
So put down your phones now and go to bed so that I can roll for Castoria
holy shit USA it is like 2 or 5 AM there, just go the fuck to sleep so the rest of us can go in.
You fool. Do you not know what day it is? The Fourth of July is when Americans reach the peak of their power.
No it's literally called FGO USA on social media it our server we get to crash it on our birthday.
I work overnight though. I'm wide awake at this time. ._____.
the server let me in for 2 10 rolls...
When castoria dont want us to get her but gotta get modest on declining.
imna just give it another 30 min or so and see if it works lol
I got up and updated immediately thinking I’d get in only to have the server be busy at 5:01(EST), how is the server full a minute later?! I underestimated Castoria again it seems lol
For some of us, it's the middle of the afternoon. Remember that the NA server isn't solely used by Americans.
When every actions costs you minutes of connecting XD.
Transfer code alrdy in use...
Edit: thats why 1 use codes are garbage
I hope thats the only bad luck for today.
Insert Let me in Meme.
Is this Genshin Impact?
I have broken through the walls and attained Castoria
When Ignore Ignore Invincible kicks in.
Absolute defense against getting overworked
That feel of staying awake until 6 am because maintenance won’t let you in. What anguish! Never to be forgotten.
This game is going to kill me. I have gotten 1 more quartz to reach 1 more roll and I got Castoria on the last card. I should have recorded it In the end it cost me 630 quartz plus the rolls
Happened to me when I was rolling for space ishtar. Launched my phone across the room when I saw that gold avenger on the back of the card
It is also added that last year I took all the ones I wanted but this year I have not achieved a single one, the worst was 500 that I shot for Rome and I only got one copy of Astolfo Rider.
Today I almost broke the phone because the casters that came out were Circe and Gil, I thought that in the last cast it was another trolling but I saw Castoria and I couldn't help but scream with joy.
Goodluck to all of you summoning her!
apparently, "you shall not summon me" either.
oh well. ill try for that year 3 banner, might get eresh or skadi
Good thing I accidentally fell asleep. Would've been annoying to deal with.
i tried pulling and got a 4th parvati instead
Lost all my saint quartz 🥲
So happy got her in one single ticket, more funds for summer!! Never had this happen before .
I was able to get in but it keeps lagging and won’t give me my saint quartz. Must keep clicking retry
Edit: YES YES YES YES YES YES NP2 of a single roll!!!!!
YOU ALL GOT CLASSES TOMORROW, GET OFF!
LET THOSE OF US WHO HAVE THE DAY OFF IN.
If we are lucky, in a few hours Americans will be forced to go to sleep. Since, well job obligations.
joke's on you July 4th is tomorrow so most of us are off lol
Then the question is, how long can you go without sleep before I win. 10 am here.
It's July 4, bro.
It's a national holiday many Americans get the day off.
Yeah, forgot. Guess I use my second advantage. It's 10 am here.
Castoria showing off the powers of her absolute defense NP.
New version of FGO app has virus or something ? My win defender is scared shitless and forbids me to update.
Server crashing so hard that it done signed me out of my account...
Terrified cuz I didn't write down my transfer ID yet.
I will make 2000 new accounts to force the servers closed again
Go to sleep NA plz
As fortold by Meelin..
Is anyone getting in?
AAAAAA LET ME IIIIIN!
"Spawn more overlords "
let us in...
Let me in
LET ME IN!!!!!!