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__sys_out_println__

Surely must be a troll shitposting. What the actual fuck!?


MarSv91

Maybe fake irony. Like he would say it's a joke but he still programmed AI to make JP look like tke king to post it on his fanpage.


Sea-Independence6322

Just like with 4chan and Trump. Calling him god emperor for the lulz but then blindly supporting him still means you're a cult member


Luchadorgreen

This is how ya’ll rationalize raging about an obvious joke


MarSv91

What's the point of the joke? (Nobody's raging. We're laughint at you.)


Luchadorgreen

Bro you can’t even spell “laughing”.


MarSv91

This is how you win arguments? By pointing out spelling mistakes? Pure desperation. I wish this post wasn't weeks old so someone would see your attempts. Would be even more fun.


Obligation_Guilty

Lol


Luchadorgreen

You think this is an argument? I was just making an observation. What you mean to say is “I wish this wasn’t weeks old so people could downvote you and upvote my responses to make me feel like I’m winning”


[deleted]

Nah I think they're just leaning into it. They realize it's harder and harder to defend the guy on his actual merits, but sunk cost fallacy and all that, so they just decide to get more culty cuz wtf is anyone gonna do about it?


paintsmith

The thig about ironic posting is that when done enough, it just becomes a depiction of one's sincere beliefs. Repeat something enough times and you start to believe it whether you intended to or not.


Bullywug

Dall-E, show me Jordan Peterson as the Burger King.


JohnnyTurbine

A Burger King costume with a correct-size mask but JBP would be legitimately terrifying


under_your_bed94

Dollar store borgar keng


Jonno_FTW

Stable Diffusion, show me Jordan Peterson on the cross at the crucifixion, Renaissance fresca by Da Vinci, Greg Rutkowksi, 4k, masterpiece, volumetric lighting


MarSv91

"Why do women not date me when I share my admiration for JP with them" starter pack.


RainyNightDub

:D


tranceorange91

I like the lazy eye addition.


anomalousBits

Very common in AI generated art.


AshenMistHeart

nah the dick eating is crazy


GeneralErica

Thats not at all how he appeared in my dream…


whatthehand

Was it something more like [this](https://youtu.be/uWXxlYzBCno) instead?


GeneralErica

If you’re actually interested, the dream occurred like 3 days ago, we were at a Star Wars convention of all places and sitting in a large hammock (as you would in a normal chair, feet on the ground, etc.) and we just… sort of… talked. Interestingly my braid decided to make him a rational, well spoken, almost stoic guy, and he was a pleasure to talk to, really. Kind of what he could have been had he not joined the dark side, shall we say.


oopsk

Sweet mother of god how have I never seen this lmao


whatthehand

There's more. Here's Crowder's dream. Or should I say... ['Crowders fucking nightmare"](https://youtu.be/aULN4dCkGQ0)


oopsk

Hahaha trust me I went immediately down the rabbit hole 😂 The tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan ones had me crying, I wish he would do JP Sears next 😅


GroovyBoomstick

Looks more like Hunter Biden lmao


RaphaelBuzzard

I was thinking off-brand Stannis Baratheon but Hunter is better.


Moose_is_optional

> How the Good Doctor appears to me in my dreams. Like an inbred, overly privileged, narcissistic, possibly insane, authoritarian?


horridgoblyn

Did he inhale a handful of musky royal pubes? Jorpus Wrecked: How do they taste? Minion: Just as I imagined Daddy- erm My Liege.


yontev

Dude, that's 100% Hunter Biden! What a brilliant troll 🤣


ninjapizzamane

Someone photoshop a laptop into it.


Vord_Loldemort_7

I dreamed I saw Jordan Peterson sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, he had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before his death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, he had lost his capacity for self-control. His genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. He was stroking himself, absent-mindedly. He walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. He pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect his hand; finally, unwilling to hurt him, or interfere with him any farther, I let him have his way. He stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at his ruined face and said, “yes, Jordan Peterson, it’s soft.”


AdamKur

Elderly Burger King


johndoe30x1

Scrolling past this without reading the sub name I legit thought it was a post about Dr. Who fans


ObsidianGanthet

Wow Jason Mraz really let himself go huh


TheEarthIsWater

Sheogorath?


Angelsaremathmatical

I believe that's Jyggalag.


fruityboots

he appears as the Burger King?


hesperoidea

He looks like the fuckin burger king dude.


Beemerado

no lettuce no onion no tomato no bun no cheese


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

People keep mentioning Hunter Biden but first thing i legit thought of was the Burger King lmao. Probably a sign i need to stop eating fast food


ruthdubb

That's exactly what I was going to say. My first thought was the Burger King. I was looking for this comment.


BobDope

That ain’t him he isn’t crying


[deleted]

Mf looks like Sheogorath


ipakookapi

It doesn't even look like him


Daosorios

Anyone else see the resemblance to Milo Yiannopoulos?


-NoblesseOblige-

The twisted smileys on the crown are a garnish par excellence.


OwnGap

Peterson looks like Prince John from Robin Hood.


Opcn

What are the odds this person needs to change their sheets after these dreams?


Jupiters

That post is definitely trolling, right? They found a painting of Burger King and thought it kind of looked like JP and decided to fuck with that sub


ashtobro

For a second, I thought he was wearing a Burger King crown.


Mindless_fun_bag

“I’m not a narcissist at all!”


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

Jordan "The Messiah" Peterson Riiiiiiight. Excuse me while I go and throw up.


lilpumpgroupie

Now draw how Jordan's grandma's pubes appear to Jordan in his dreams.


Florentine-Pogen

I vant to suck your psyche


kuniklokuris

what the fuuuuuuck lmfao


b9brett

More dignified than his gran appeared in his


Cherklov

He looks like Hugh Laurie.


RainyNightDub

Oh no has another breakdown dropped and he thinks he's next on the throne in England?


Kolomyya

Please *PLEASE* tell me no grandmothers were involved


Quick-Supermarket-43

bahahahahhahahahhhahhahahhaa


varun_harpale

Wow 😂 you man literally have no life made a sub Reddit just to talk shit about him, clearly have too much time