By - aDameron89
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Her Male Best Friend : "My time has come"
From experience this is the truth :(
It's okay though it doesn't mean anything, it's just sex!
Sex that ruined a year long relationship lol
It's better that way though. She wasn't a keeper.
Ain't that the truth
Yea I agr-
WAIY YOU ARE A REDDITOR YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GF >:000
After I started using reddit me and my girlfriend of 4 years broke up. It's cursed.
I started getting memes to hot and my wife of 8 years left me lol
The curse is real!!!
Suffering from success
Flair checks out
It is the law!
Same 4 years old relationship, I get what you mean hold tight mate
Well I don't anymore :)
Bachelor for life
Is it really true that redditors don't have gfs? If yes, you dared to break rule mortal?
I have betrayed you. Slay me now.
He doesn’t have one anymore :’)
If she cheats, it's over. No exceptions.
I don't know. I think it depends on the circumstances.
If you ban your girlfriend from sex for a month then there's definitely something else going on. It may be you that wasn't the keeper.
I didn't see her for 3 weeks because I was hospitalized and due to covid we couldn't have visitors. Not like I didn't want to have sex with her during that time.
That is why I said it depends on the circumstances. I mean, if she ate half your sandwich without your permission and you were like, "NO FUCKIN PP PRIVILEGES FOR 30 DAYS!" then that would be a completely different story.
I'm sorry for your loss but at the same time at least she did you the favor of not waiting until you had been together for over a decade.
I was with you until you said "pp privileges" but now after hearing that it's way too funny of a phrase to not use it
Ay yo. Tell us more if you don't mind.
The story isn't that interesting but I was away from her for like 3 weeks. During that time she was hanging out with friends and stuff which was perfectly fine in my book. But then I guess one of the friends was her ex boyfriend and they fucked the second time he hung out with her. Also had a threesome with the neighbors. Idk how that one really happened. But we broke up and I've moved on. Just been sleeping around and nothing serious since then.
Random person on Reddit, I wish thee all the happiness that you deserve and desire
Thanks. You too.
That bitch belongs to the streets. Good on you for moving past the bullshit man.
A part of me died the day I found out but slowly been healing. One day at a time.
She was a dirty fucking hoe
She was a great midfielder though.
Only a year? You got off easy. I was with my ex for 6 years before she cheated
You see, the problem here is you stayed with an ex for 6 years.
Stay strong man shits rough but life goes on
"Oh I see her only once every two weeks. You know its not important, [its only for sex](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-eZnC5H09U)."
"I don't know why you're upset that my ex texts me all day every day about how shitty you are and how I should leave you and move in with him, we're just friends!"
You forgot the /s
.... With the guy whose company I also prefer in non sexual activities, and who knows everything about me, and who I have so many great memories with
Agreed. We tried to make things work but inevitably they don't. I will never make that mistake again. Wish they were just mature enough to break up with me beforehand.
That's a Texas sized 10-4 buddy.
Same thing happened with me and my best friend. Except backwards and kinda sideways. We were best buds for almost 10 years, and then after his first semester at college he got a girlfriend who’s totally controlling over him and she made him stop being friends with anyone she found problematic, which is hilarious to me because we literally never even met. Based solely on his stories of us I guess she just decided who he didn’t need in his life anymore, and for some reason he went along with it.
I just can't imagine being a self-respecting person and still going along with that shit. People like your friend are why age is only indicative of so much, he was in college so I assume he was older than 18 but obviously wasn't an adult if he went along with that shit, at least not what I would qualify as an adult.
Her Female Best Friend : "My time has cum"
Edging with chastity belt
Who do you think her BF is giving dick to instead?
Me too dude. Fir me it wasn’t even her best friend. Just some dude 12 years older than her
So what do we do?
When you are her bf and her male best friend :)
When she’s bi and constantly jokes about fuckjng her female best friend :/
I feel she wont be a law abiding citizen
Yeah now she has done it Cut of the dick
Cut off her dick!!
She's planning some illegal moves
is that fucking vince mcmahon
That’s Judge McMahon to you
did him and judge judy throw down?
She tried to sentence him but he suplexed her.
"Look at me. I'm the judge now"
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN!
“Bailiff I need order in the court.”
“Nevermind *rips off robe* I’ll do it myself”
Hes gotta be the most memeable pwrson out there
How Vince McMahon isn’t 90% of all memes I’ll never know.
Just Vince, did you not read the sentence?
I knew I recognized him
I've won but at what cost
It was a dick move ngl
What is a gf?
It grows on a red tree
Must be a mythical creature, since I've never seen one.
A waste of time. Get a BF instead
Graphics Interchange Format
That's GIF, not gf
ah, dammit. idk then
My Ex used to anoy me by flirting with other boys or doing something I explicitly told her I don't like and then she expected to be punished by rough sex which I had no mood for after her annoying me.
She got really mad when I would leave her saying that I don't want to do that. Some girls are just bonkers
bah...send her my way
Trust me, it's fun once or twice, but if you can get the same thing without having to deal with her bullshit you will be much happier
There are plenty of highly pleasant girls who also enjoy rough sex. Craziness is not a requirement
tbh it's not really a punishment if she enjoys it
or at least that's how I see it
No dick for a month, lol
Lmao,see you in hot
Is she still allowed to use yours during this month ?
It's ok you still have your left hand.
Wait... What happened to the right?
Because it isnt right for her, he chose left because she left him.
So you hatched her pp off
Only going to backfire on you, smh.
If women can punish men with no pussy then men should do the same! Teach women that men arent moving Dildos
Using withholding sex as a weapon isn’t healthy or ok regardless of who is doing it to who.
That’s fair - though there’s a difference between withholding sex and not having sex with someone whose recent behavior just turns you off.
You’re not entitled to sex just because you’re in a relationship with someone - if my partner thought they were, I’d probably be turned off as well
Why is Vince McMahon so fucking meme-able?
because he's part of an entertainment show that's well... supposed to be entertaining. or at least it was back in the day
I'm too virgin to understand
*sad horny noises*
I’m so fkn hard keep going
to bad I'm gay 😂
Sacrifices must be made in the name of justice
Chad and tyrone will be ecstatic with this verdict
Wtf is McMahon doing there as a judge lmao
Where is this from?
Mf be cucking his right hand
"no dick FROM YOU for a month" you mean
this shall be posted on november 1st
**"Is this some kind of relationship joke that im too lonely to understand?"**
Any source for that?
I need to see some judge Vince shenanigans
She'll get it elsewhere dont worry, they've always got backups
As she goes next door to bang your neighbor.
so you tell me you need a gf for that?
It's a good thing you're the boyfriend of some dude's wife. gf be fuming. lol
I would have gone for hard labour for 2 years
Tbh, denial can work pretty well in a dom/sub relationship. Just make sure to offer her a reduced sentence for good behavior.
I swear to god that Vince McMahon memes are the best
Didn't know Vince McMahon passed the bar exam
Breh she Gona get dick, might not b yes but she will.
Im confoozed. That judge looks like vince McMahon
YOU HAVE BEEN WEIGHED. YOU HAVE BEEN MEASURED.
What is Vince McMahon doing as a Judge
My gf won't talk to me cause everytime she pisses me off I hide her dick. Someone help :c
no nut november be like
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
Funny meme, going into saved and downloaded folder
NNN came early this year.
IMMA GET IT ONE DAY, ONE DAY *procceds to cry*
Plenty more of those around the corner lining up.
Why is Vince McMahon such a memeable character
Did you cut her dick off ? How do you plan on giving it back to her at the end of the month ?
Great album..what’s wrong with this sentence...
I love the dedication. No simping this 2022.
That's no Dick from you for a month , her other stashed BF : Hello there .
Bad idea. She’ll find an outside source
My girlfriend wanted to have the same thing but for a couple weeks
This has to be the most memeable guy in existence
Look at little Vinny Mac jr.
extrange, is usually the oposite
Yeah. Uh huh.
Eligible for parole in 69 hours...
Isn’t that this one wrestling reaction meme guy?
No dick December
She still got dick, just not yours
and then she goes and cheats
That seems to be more of a punishment for you than for her 🌚
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
What's the difference tho?
You be the judge and still you gon be serving the sentence. o7
Did you mean punishing yourself for her sins?
You forgot the underline the last sentence