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CooLDuDE-6_9

Her Male Best Friend : "My time has come"


ParentsSawMeHigh

From experience this is the truth :(


faketooter

It's okay though it doesn't mean anything, it's just sex!


ParentsSawMeHigh

Sex that ruined a year long relationship lol


faketooter

It's better that way though. She wasn't a keeper.


ParentsSawMeHigh

Ain't that the truth


AnImposterIsRed

Yea I agr- WAIY YOU ARE A REDDITOR YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GF >:000


faketooter

After I started using reddit me and my girlfriend of 4 years broke up. It's cursed.


aDameron89

I started getting memes to hot and my wife of 8 years left me lol


faketooter

The curse is real!!!


skyr3ach

Suffering from success


Ovechley

Certified Legend


404RUI404

Flair checks out


Tojaro5

It is the law!


jatomhan

Same 4 years old relationship, I get what you mean hold tight mate


ParentsSawMeHigh

Well I don't anymore :) Bachelor for life


Intelligent_Scheme89

Is it really true that redditors don't have gfs? If yes, you dared to break rule mortal?


ParentsSawMeHigh

I have betrayed you. Slay me now.


allman_arthur

He doesn’t have one anymore :’)


P0werClean

Angry truth!!!


Broken_Exponentially

If she cheats, it's over. No exceptions.


AmNotSatan

I don't know. I think it depends on the circumstances. If you ban your girlfriend from sex for a month then there's definitely something else going on. It may be you that wasn't the keeper.


ParentsSawMeHigh

I didn't see her for 3 weeks because I was hospitalized and due to covid we couldn't have visitors. Not like I didn't want to have sex with her during that time.


AmNotSatan

That is why I said it depends on the circumstances. I mean, if she ate half your sandwich without your permission and you were like, "NO FUCKIN PP PRIVILEGES FOR 30 DAYS!" then that would be a completely different story. I'm sorry for your loss but at the same time at least she did you the favor of not waiting until you had been together for over a decade.


Wrookieee

I was with you until you said "pp privileges" but now after hearing that it's way too funny of a phrase to not use it


AstagaBilangCampin

Ay yo. Tell us more if you don't mind.


ParentsSawMeHigh

The story isn't that interesting but I was away from her for like 3 weeks. During that time she was hanging out with friends and stuff which was perfectly fine in my book. But then I guess one of the friends was her ex boyfriend and they fucked the second time he hung out with her. Also had a threesome with the neighbors. Idk how that one really happened. But we broke up and I've moved on. Just been sleeping around and nothing serious since then.


pianospace37

Random person on Reddit, I wish thee all the happiness that you deserve and desire


ParentsSawMeHigh

Thanks. You too.


JungsWetDream

That bitch belongs to the streets. Good on you for moving past the bullshit man.


ParentsSawMeHigh

A part of me died the day I found out but slowly been healing. One day at a time.


waterisfuckingwet

She was a dirty fucking hoe


Broken_Exponentially

If she cheats, it's over. No exceptions.


ONOMATOPOElA

She was a great midfielder though.


UnknownEssence

Only a year? You got off easy. I was with my ex for 6 years before she cheated


WoofAndGoodbye

You see, the problem here is you stayed with an ex for 6 years.


BlackCowboy72

Stay strong man shits rough but life goes on


Broken_Exponentially

If she cheats, it's over. No exceptions.


Mc_Romancer

"Oh I see her only once every two weeks. You know its not important, [its only for sex](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-eZnC5H09U)."


Mindshattered

"I don't know why you're upset that my ex texts me all day every day about how shitty you are and how I should leave you and move in with him, we're just friends!"


Thatotherguy129

You forgot the /s


SirArthurDime

.... With the guy whose company I also prefer in non sexual activities, and who knows everything about me, and who I have so many great memories with


Broken_Exponentially

If she cheats, it's over. No exceptions.


ParentsSawMeHigh

Agreed. We tried to make things work but inevitably they don't. I will never make that mistake again. Wish they were just mature enough to break up with me beforehand.


Broken_Exponentially

That's a Texas sized 10-4 buddy.


DoctorStorm002

Same thing happened with me and my best friend. Except backwards and kinda sideways. We were best buds for almost 10 years, and then after his first semester at college he got a girlfriend who’s totally controlling over him and she made him stop being friends with anyone she found problematic, which is hilarious to me because we literally never even met. Based solely on his stories of us I guess she just decided who he didn’t need in his life anymore, and for some reason he went along with it.


NWYUPSIO

I just can't imagine being a self-respecting person and still going along with that shit. People like your friend are why age is only indicative of so much, he was in college so I assume he was older than 18 but obviously wasn't an adult if he went along with that shit, at least not what I would qualify as an adult.


SweetLovingWhispers

Her Female Best Friend : "My time has cum"


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Historical-Salad-308

Edging with chastity belt


DatDirtyNicka88

Handsfreeorgasm.exe


TayAustin

Who do you think her BF is giving dick to instead?


Rhabdo54

Me too dude. Fir me it wasn’t even her best friend. Just some dude 12 years older than her


ZFGJVCRT

So what do we do?


ProximaCentura

When you are her bf and her male best friend :) When she’s bi and constantly jokes about fuckjng her female best friend :/


angryunfunnyasshole

I feel she wont be a law abiding citizen


Gandalfffffffff

Execution.


Notorik

Yeah now she has done it Cut of the dick


[deleted]

Cut off her dick!!


doviid

By suffocation


aDameron89

She's planning some illegal moves


PeatBogs

is that fucking vince mcmahon


blue-mooner

That’s Judge McMahon to you


sn0wdayy

did him and judge judy throw down?


FruitierGnome

She tried to sentence him but he suplexed her.


send-me-kitty-pics

"Look at me. I'm the judge now"


CLint_FLicker

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN!


CyberNinja23

“Bailiff I need order in the court.” “Nevermind *rips off robe* I’ll do it myself”


SchlitzHaven

Hes gotta be the most memeable pwrson out there


corvus887

How Vince McMahon isn’t 90% of all memes I’ll never know.


pemboo

Just Vince, did you not read the sentence?


rich519

I knew I recognized him


CRUFT3R

I've won but at what cost


Lukthar123

It was a dick move ngl


SlayTheInfadels

heh


CheeseYeeter1000

What is a gf?


LuminosaGamer

It grows on a red tree


CheeseYeeter1000

Must be a mythical creature, since I've never seen one.


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Redditmoment


TheDunadan29

Ground Forces.


FlatMarzipan

Reddit moment


devilsephiroth

A waste of time. Get a BF instead


StereotypeRedditor69

Redpilled


_plerk

Galois field


Finboror

Graphics Interchange Format


CheeseYeeter1000

That's GIF, not gf


Finboror

ah, dammit. idk then


loofiik

My Ex used to anoy me by flirting with other boys or doing something I explicitly told her I don't like and then she expected to be punished by rough sex which I had no mood for after her annoying me. She got really mad when I would leave her saying that I don't want to do that. Some girls are just bonkers


PantsMcGee

bah...send her my way


loofiik

Trust me, it's fun once or twice, but if you can get the same thing without having to deal with her bullshit you will be much happier


PantsMcGee

true true.


wapf

There are plenty of highly pleasant girls who also enjoy rough sex. Craziness is not a requirement


JealousDog99

tbh it's not really a punishment if she enjoys it or at least that's how I see it


Silez

No dick for a month, lol


nelsoncgosi08

Lmao,see you in hot


Paehon

Is she still allowed to use yours during this month ?


Paratrooper101x

Burn


Sibir_Kagan

It's ok you still have your left hand.


mrwhite542

Wait... What happened to the right?


fr0stix

Because it isnt right for her, he chose left because she left him.


GhostR29

So you hatched her pp off


Broken_Exponentially

"hatched" OOOF


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GhostR29

Indeed


SweetLovingWhispers

Only going to backfire on you, smh.


KotKaefer

If women can punish men with no pussy then men should do the same! Teach women that men arent moving Dildos


-null

Using withholding sex as a weapon isn’t healthy or ok regardless of who is doing it to who.


MiltonFreidmanMurder

That’s fair - though there’s a difference between withholding sex and not having sex with someone whose recent behavior just turns you off. You’re not entitled to sex just because you’re in a relationship with someone - if my partner thought they were, I’d probably be turned off as well


iNfAMOUS70702

Why is Vince McMahon so fucking meme-able?


kitho04

because he's part of an entertainment show that's well... supposed to be entertaining. or at least it was back in the day


gamingapplek

I'm too virgin to understand


RainbowRammstein

*sad horny noises*


DatDirtyNicka88

I’m so fkn hard keep going


RainbowRammstein

to bad I'm gay 😂


Pure-Code5032

Sacrifices must be made in the name of justice


Sensitive-Permit-877

Chad and tyrone will be ecstatic with this verdict


MightyActionGaim

Wtf is McMahon doing there as a judge lmao


Calmandpeace

Where is this from?


zoomsp

https://youtu.be/k5FnCjJl014


Calmandpeace

Thank you


depressed_asian_boy_

Mf be cucking his right hand


uwwasteman

"no dick FROM YOU for a month" you mean


omer_g

this shall be posted on november 1st


HellFire200601

**"Is this some kind of relationship joke that im too lonely to understand?"**


zoomsp

Any source for that? I need to see some judge Vince shenanigans


brik-6

She'll get it elsewhere dont worry, they've always got backups


Lickiebear

As she goes next door to bang your neighbor.


DailyMedicin

so you tell me you need a gf for that?


EvoStarSC

It's a good thing you're the boyfriend of some dude's wife. gf be fuming. lol


The_Order_66

u/savevideobot


ironwolf69420

I would have gone for hard labour for 2 years


[deleted]

Tbh, denial can work pretty well in a dom/sub relationship. Just make sure to offer her a reduced sentence for good behavior.


Giovanna_Seb

I swear to god that Vince McMahon memes are the best


mikel302

Didn't know Vince McMahon passed the bar exam


punjabi2147

Breh she Gona get dick, might not b yes but she will.


mlpr34clopper

Im confoozed. That judge looks like vince McMahon


[deleted]

YOU HAVE BEEN WEIGHED. YOU HAVE BEEN MEASURED.


EvadeChillzzYT

What is Vince McMahon doing as a Judge


crakdajack

u/savevideobot


greyfox_23

u/savevideo


checkmateathiests27

My gf won't talk to me cause everytime she pisses me off I hide her dick. Someone help :c


bunybunybuny

no nut november be like


Practical-Muffin-697

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.


Dabilishous

Funny meme, going into saved and downloaded folder


ArcaninesFirepower

NNN came early this year.


Dondominiko

IMMA GET IT ONE DAY, ONE DAY *procceds to cry*


Deathax1

Plenty more of those around the corner lining up.


devilsephiroth

Why is Vince McMahon such a memeable character


daddycuck46878

agreed


Oreo_seller

cringe


SilverNiko

Did you cut her dick off ? How do you plan on giving it back to her at the end of the month ?


Rude_Journalist

Great album..what’s wrong with this sentence...


Oayusuf

I love the dedication. No simping this 2022.


AnnublS_4

That's no Dick from you for a month , her other stashed BF : Hello there .


grimmcreeper10

Bad idea. She’ll find an outside source


RammyJammy07

My girlfriend wanted to have the same thing but for a couple weeks


jaboi2001

This has to be the most memeable guy in existence


TwilightZoneMara

Anal darkness


saumitra112

Look at little Vinny Mac jr.


ningunombrexacto

extrange, is usually the oposite


PatSaidJack

Yeah. Uh huh.


TheRebelPixel

Eligible for parole in 69 hours...


IGioGioAmDepressed

Isn’t that this one wrestling reaction meme guy?


khododo

No dick December


boppy28

She still got dick, just not yours


[deleted]

and then she goes and cheats


Evazzion

That seems to be more of a punishment for you than for her 🌚


walkingshitposterer

Touchè


Rated_Ace

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


marvelwalker

What's the difference tho?


Certsch-

You be the judge and still you gon be serving the sentence. o7


S-A_DClown

Did you mean punishing yourself for her sins?


Rude_Journalist

You forgot the underline the last sentence


Matnu_Gam3r

u/savevideobot


tinracic

u/savevideobot


TheUnusedTime

u/savevideo


zMagusz

u/savevideobot