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KeepingDankMemesDank

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[deleted]

Also atheists when they realize they get to kill Gods: *happiness noises*


CooLDuDE-6_9

Ironic considering the fact that to kill Gods, Gods should exist in the first place ...


ux3l

Or you kill people who just call themselves gods.


[deleted]

Damn I meant this


Upper_Comparison_908

i don't think any god is truly immortal in GOW so aren't they just powerful people


FelixSeptem

I don't think God's necessarily have to be immortal. Even in modern fiction, Goku is a god now but I don't think he's immortal.


mbatistas

They are immortal against natural causes like diseases. Zeus does age, but someone dying of old was never shown.


ToastDawg

I think the word "god" refers to a race, like elves and giants


[deleted]

Nah, difference between "God" and "a god"


Upper_Comparison_908

I guess only the latter exists except maybe Odin


The_Knife_Pie

The true atheist “There is no god *because I already killed him*”


DI0nysOO2

That’s why Nietzsche said "God is dead"


komaruten

So Nietzsche was probably a PS4 gamer


Legendary_AF

*Laughs in Aphrodite* who's still alive


[deleted]

Not true. The phrase "Happy atheists" is an oxymoron. At least on reddit lol.


Atairy

Wdym?


[deleted]

It's a joke considering many atheists on reddit will start the pettiest arguments under a completely irrelevant topic that dares to hint at the existence of God.


Atairy

Oh ok, thx for the explanation. Honestly first time I heard of that. Seems like some of my fellow nonbelievers have huge sticks up their ass


Dawek401

But after that you bacome a god: Sadness noises


ux3l

Actually religious people should have more trouble playing "God" of war. That could be considered blasphemy.


smithm3254

The older I get the more I wish we still worshiped the old gods. Like maybe we should sacrifice some virgins to Odin or Ra to end this pandemic.


ux3l

Could we rather just sacrifice their virginity? I volunteer as a tribute!


smithm3254

There’s plenty of orgies and horns of mead in the halls of Valhalla. Not get back in line!!! This pandemic isn’t going to end itself!


Lukthar123

>Could we rather just sacrifice their virginity? Sacrificing the whole human is just more economical


ux3l

But it's less fun


Lukthar123

How would you know? Do you have human sacrifice experience?


ROGUE_COSMIC

We can still do that AFTER we sacrifice their lives


rtakehara

ah, by old gods you mean Odin and Ra, I imagine something more like Yog-Sothoth, Nyarlathotep, Hastur and Azathoth


ILoveMetroidPrime2

Damn gonna have to go watch Stargate SG1 again now...


[deleted]

No because many religions dont believe in multiple gods


not-sure-if-serious

Truly religious people should only play the holiest games, like Doom and Diablo.


[deleted]

Religious - yes. Someone who just believe in supernatural - no.


_Average_At_Best

BIG UPS LIQUID RICHARD


swishdaddyflex

Finally another person recognizes wings lmao. I was waiting to see if anyone would meme him in here


DirtyDozen66

LOOK HERE! LOOK LISTEN!


Articlel3

APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT STOP THEM FROM JOINING


Shadyius

SO STOP GIVING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT


Saint0591

Mods go ahead and ban all these trolls like awhnlesty Real talk


Senpai_Onyx

Ban anybody who gives me advice.


BelieveInTheEchelon

I can hear this gif so clearly I can’t take it, I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MANNN


Kameski

Oh muh lawd real talk


NokturnalMortallum

*smells fingers*


yesterdaypotato

Shoutout Pepsi and banquet meals


BlinByard

I just remembered that God of War is coming to PC tomorrow :D


Korvas576

Highly recommend it. Masterpiece of a game


ihavetwonoses

on a popular poll tournament by IGN, the people voted it the best game of all time, beating GTAV in the finale. While it was a garbage poll in general, there was a reason it was voted the best.


kuemmel234

Super happy about that! Back then I got a PS3 just to play games like GOW or RDR. This Christmas RDR2 was finally on sale for PC, so I'm currently playing that (and damn, that's the first AAA game I'm enjoying in forever), but GOW is on my list too.


DED_PETROVICH

Science of war sounds like a good documentary


Weeaboo3177

Sounds like ww2


WildEconomy923

Would make an interesting game too ngl


RipCrox

LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN!!!!!


supersmashvro

Wings of regret


Masterflash221

Ban anybody who believes in God.


IDKmynameanditstaken

bruh


missemilyowen15

Mars (god of war)


KiwiOnThePizza

Mars (chocolate bar)


EpicIzAwesom

Mars (I tried to spell Cars but had a typo)


ZonTeeN

Mars (The fourth planet from the sun)


Fenriselicit

Mars(hmellow)


icecream_is_da_best

Mars(upial)


MaximumHaste

Mars (The Bringer of War)


humansbrainshrink

Mars(h)


Tm_miner

OH god it's wings


CT-4426

# L O O K H E R E # L O O K L I S T E N


migviola

That makes me wonder... Do religious people play science related games?


[deleted]

Science does not contradict religion


Jollemol

That depends on the religious tenets in question, but I'd say science is not compatible with most religious claims


[deleted]

I absolutely disagree


[deleted]

depends on the religion, and most sure af they contradict science


notmatt2131

Finally somebody gets it


Beaco1337

Ban anyone who doesn’t believe in our lord and savior Science.


55335643357

Oh no no no


joeyducharme7777

Agnostics: "Reality can be whatever I want"


thefinder808

Wheel torque.


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The_Missing_Bracket

ngl "science of war" sounds like a cool name for some video game.


daddycuck46878

i just can't do it i cant TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN


Argeras

Can't wait to finally play it this weekend for first time


GoashasRedux

Wouldn't "Science of War" just be the "Total War" franchise?


[deleted]

This is the first thing I thought!


DarkMoon250

Southern Baptists when their Pokémon evolve.


Aposine

Oh my science.


LordRayZ

Last time I played Science of War, 20 children died due to VX exposure


ratboy181

SCIENCE DAMMIT!


astrogy034

*Did you mean:* ***Chemical Warfare***


Nilshrling

as I atgeist/scientist I just wanna say, just bcs someone ist an atheist, doesn't mean they are scientist!


Kryonic_rus

Isn't Science of War basically, well, Warcraft?


CC-5576-03

Na I rest easy knowing that God is as much fiction as the rest of them


Fasteasfake69

\*Grabs popcorn


Legendary-Bard

I’ve not watched a boogie stream in years.


RomanWasHere2007

The stereotypical Atheist when something says God instead of science


FinancialArtichoke75

I wish they had a videogame called the simps instead of Sims


RustEvents

I'm sorry, can atheists not enjoy fiction?


Notasimp2468

Science of war would have you play as Sun Tzu instead. Still sounds like a great game.


Normal-Computer-3669

Kratos, The Ghost of Sparta, The Marked Warrior, God of War? Pssh. More like Darwin, naturalist, geologist and biologist! Amirite?


Kragnos0

Nah I called it God of War cause I know it's a story and a fucking good one!


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Atheists love God of War. Nobody has a higher deific body count than Kratos of Sparta! We all yearn to kill god!


bksniperguy

Bernie Gores!


yaboiskeemus

Shout out wings007 and all the pimp daddies


Jae_OfficialYT

u/savevideobot


Jae_OfficialYT

u/savevideobot


Dante_Blade666

Funny to see WingsOfRedemption on here


rouge-agent89

SCIENTIFIC MISINTERPRETATION


M1DLucK

Im religious myself an... Redditors: YOU WHAT!


RoofusRoof19

Instead of kratos its sopheceles


[deleted]

OMS you're right


Piffdolla1337take2

I can't take this shit no more


RUZIONI08

This guy is a pos


Jack-Oniel

Notice how it isn't real though?


saitama-kami

Believers when they realise their gods are just as real like those in games


BafflingBritishBoy

The Greek people after all their gods are dead: I can’t take this shit no more


Fenriselicit

Christians when they realize earth is not flat Christians when they realize the earth is not flat


taavidude

The gods in God of War are fictional, just like how they are in real life. Checkmate religious person.


EpicIzAwesom

Wait hold up, you're telling me that the video game about killing gods isn't based on true events? Wild.


taavidude

I was talking about the existence of gods being fictional...


Korvas576

I mean, I don’t see many Ice giants these days.


taavidude

You don't see many? But that means you've seen them. What's up with that?


Korvas576

I’ve never personally seen Ice Giants If you find one let me know.


taavidude

You literally said "I don't see many ice giants these days" the fact that you don't see many means that you've seen some so you are the one supposed to let me know where you have found them.