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FreshyMcCheesebags

I heard about how it might actually be the egg that chooses a suitable sperm. It has me thinking about an egg just chillin around seeing a buncha sperm and being like: "No, no, wait... No" *Sees depressed-ass sperm limping over the finish line* "That's the bitch"


cl0ck-inspectre

Hahahahaha


BootDisc

Whoa, injecting a sperm with a needle doesn’t sound like consent anymore.


Sticky_H

Yeah. I think the first ones to reach the egg dies until the egg accepts it.


sapienriyan

Wahmen can't choose damn /s


Rupertii

Yeah, I was taught this on a biology lesson. Basically first one to the egg that qualifies for the egg is chosen


coldspacedog

Or as I take it , it means we’re all the chosen ones


Seomin_Ahn

Yea like how one sperm cell could be faster than the another? I think all the sperms sit together around the egg and make a ritual then sacrifice the unfortunate one to feed the egg.


BloodRedEyeballOfGod

No one is sperm. Only half of you was. Credit that bitchass egg too.


BALDWARRIOR

Let me get this straight. Super over achiever sperm racing and outperforming billions of others. Gets to a semi-stationary egg that isn't really trying to outperform anyone. They mix and now super sperm is an emotional mess with no motivation. Thanks, egg.


Diamond-Breath

The egg is there with half of the DNA to make a baby and it selects the better racer lol.


Citer15

The sperm is like the nucleus of a cell, and the egg is the cell membrane, mithcondria and other bullshit, without the egg there is no nucleus on its own therefore we are a mixture of sperm and egg.


R3lay0

Well it also includes half o the mothers DNA


jal2_

nah, I'd rather eat it, eggs are nice


Articlel3

Actually, the sperm that goes first will usually die no matter what. The first few sperms that make it to the egg doesn’t have the strength to go through the membrane of the egg. It is only those behind that gets a better chance once the membrane has been weakened for it to slip through


Deadly-KO

So basically we're born due to being carried by braver and better sperm


jal2_

imagine, you might have been the last sperm, everybody else was better, quicker, stronger, but the damned egg was dummy thicc and needed all the others ones to weaken it for you go in, as the last sperm


AnonymousBiography

Benefitting of of others downfall really be like


[deleted]

Overachievers🥱🥱🥱


CooLDuDE-6_9

Or maybe your mom was fucked by so many people that one of that super weak and depressed sperm came through too.


Ok_Sport681

Well we are not talking about your mom here bruh


campionmusic51

except for the sperm, the task is clear…life—not so much.


PippiDongDocking

Excuses


pdrgdguds_

They’re downvoting but you’re right


PippiDongDocking

They can’t formulate their own opinions, they see a downvote and they downvote. Pathetic.


possumarun3

You have become victim to reddit mob mentality.


taavidude

The first sperm is not the one to fertilize the egg fyi


Lukarhys

This isn't how sperm works lmao. It's a group effort!


Multiplike

Press f for our fallen cumrades.


Footballlover24

F


im_fellah

g


im_fellah

f\*


Haman134

I wasn't myself that day


NotaGoodLover

It's buyer's remorse


YasinMd

I wasn't intelligent back then fuck you


Karrigan7

"you beat other sperms to exist!" meanwhile other sperms: "let's see how that moron will do, i bet he's going to fuck up everything lmfaoooo"


Narradisall

We didn’t know better, we were so young


babybutters

🤣


ApexRedditor97

We didn't know.. WE DIDN'T KNOW


FrogMan241

Almost like consciousness is a detriment to wanting to live.


Subject_Ad4457

Ikr out of all races this is the only one I got first place


twork98

You came first after a bunch of others dropped dead at the finish line


Subject_Ad4457

I guess you’re right


SenseiRP

Ever heard of post nut clarity?


Crystal_Empire

Or the rest of your dads sperm just sucked so bad that you happened to be the one that was the least deformed.


Zaminatoah

Same thing with Cyberpunk. We were hyped, until it was released. We probably were hyped for life too, until we were actually born.


GamerBoi1725

Im pretty sure a lot of sperm dies while trying to penetrate the egg so you were not the the first one there, you just came in after many before you failed and did the hard work for you


mayneffs

Sperm don't "race" lol


Kinghorus-17

Did you know technically you didn't win the race you were just chosen by the female egg


Dudek2405

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blackeye200

That’s instincts. I didn’t choose to live


pdrgdguds_

It’s not a choice people get to have.


gamerbuddy002

Meanwhile them as eggs


Vishesh3011

u/SaveVideo


Remote_Feed_311

was the fastest sperm in the west


AWR197

Well yeah, it's also like spicy food. You don't know how badly you're gonna get burned until you try it.


babybutters

Love it.


babybutters

Are there any scientists here? Someone told me male sperm take longer to make in the testicles. If a guy is jerking off on a regular basis he has less male sperm and is more likely to have a daughter. I’m not convinced. Thoughts?


CoolBoi6Pack

Do not accept hearsay without proof. Usually a study or something.


DiogoSN

I blame sperm-me!


cagdasilter

Success is depressing


sweatyynutz

Ain't nobody care about how you feel we need bars 16 of em ...


Old_Responsibility_3

MUST. GO. IN. EGG.


Kingdom_Republic

This is truly relatable 😔


Walking__Bread

How should a sperm know how shit the outside world is?


NAY_BLEEPBANDIT

This is so me I don't understand why I was so fast


Riel_god

I just blew a school interview so kinda feel like shit


Footballlover24

Huh I guess 2 strong ones entered my moms egg at the same time cause I have a twin…or other methods of reproduction


skate_boy324

Merry Christmas


CarolAliceAtwood

The sperm is the equivalent of an email. An email isn't the hard drive of that computer! Ik this is a joke but I thought of this before I saw which subreddit it was and I think it's pretty good.


LogicalHospital

Not my fault the others were weaklings 💪😤


Free_Card8130

Spermon!


[deleted]

I didnt know id be racing into a kind that hoards toilet paper and computers and is afraid of a virus. Put me back


Kscap4242

Curious


Whysong823

I didn’t know what I was getting into…


bakepeace

It's nice that you share that with your parents.


DeadEndXD

Well back then I didn't know I'd be born in a society where literal letters decide whether you'll be a successful surgeon or a homeless, meth-addicted hobo on the streets in the future


DetectiveRough6889

The enthusiasm dies


blursedass

I had so much hope back then


Psychological_Row113

Your parents didn't have sex, you're adopted!


EldenRingworm

The penis and legs are in the sperm and the brain and upper body are in the egg


phoenix_bright

Solid meme and based point of view


cl0ck-inspectre

😢 😭


R4ZORX1

Whenever you see someone being openly depressed you just know they are talking bs and looking for attention


StrengthMedium

Not only that but your single sperm out ran the sperm of like 14 different dudes.


doctorzaius6969

Good meme