By - Significant_Cry7002
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I heard about how it might actually be the egg that chooses a suitable sperm. It has me thinking about an egg just chillin around seeing a buncha sperm and being like:
"No, no, wait... No"
*Sees depressed-ass sperm limping over the finish line*
"That's the bitch"
Whoa, injecting a sperm with a needle doesn’t sound like consent anymore.
Yeah. I think the first ones to reach the egg dies until the egg accepts it.
Wahmen can't choose damn /s
Yeah, I was taught this on a biology lesson. Basically first one to the egg that qualifies for the egg is chosen
Or as I take it , it means we’re all the chosen ones
Yea like how one sperm cell could be faster than the another?
I think all the sperms sit together around the egg and make a ritual then sacrifice the unfortunate one to feed the egg.
No one is sperm. Only half of you was. Credit that bitchass egg too.
Let me get this straight. Super over achiever sperm racing and outperforming billions of others. Gets to a semi-stationary egg that isn't really trying to outperform anyone. They mix and now super sperm is an emotional mess with no motivation. Thanks, egg.
The egg is there with half of the DNA to make a baby and it selects the better racer lol.
The sperm is like the nucleus of a cell, and the egg is the cell membrane, mithcondria and other bullshit, without the egg there is no nucleus on its own therefore we are a mixture of sperm and egg.
Well it also includes half o the mothers DNA
nah, I'd rather eat it, eggs are nice
Actually, the sperm that goes first will usually die no matter what. The first few sperms that make it to the egg doesn’t have the strength to go through the membrane of the egg. It is only those behind that gets a better chance once the membrane has been weakened for it to slip through
So basically we're born due to being carried by braver and better sperm
imagine, you might have been the last sperm, everybody else was better, quicker, stronger, but the damned egg was dummy thicc and needed all the others ones to weaken it for you go in, as the last sperm
Benefitting of of others downfall really be like
Or maybe your mom was fucked by so many people that one of that super weak and depressed sperm came through too.
Well we are not talking about your mom here bruh
except for the sperm, the task is clear…life—not so much.
They’re downvoting but you’re right
They can’t formulate their own opinions, they see a downvote and they downvote. Pathetic.
You have become victim to reddit mob mentality.
The first sperm is not the one to fertilize the egg fyi
This isn't how sperm works lmao. It's a group effort!
Press f for our fallen cumrades.
I wasn't myself that day
It's buyer's remorse
I wasn't intelligent back then fuck you
"you beat other sperms to exist!"
meanwhile other sperms: "let's see how that moron will do, i bet he's going to fuck up everything lmfaoooo"
We didn’t know better, we were so young
We didn't know.. WE DIDN'T KNOW
Almost like consciousness is a detriment to wanting to live.
Ikr out of all races this is the only one I got first place
You came first after a bunch of others dropped dead at the finish line
I guess you’re right
Ever heard of post nut clarity?
Or the rest of your dads sperm just sucked so bad that you happened to be the one that was the least deformed.
Same thing with Cyberpunk.
We were hyped, until it was released.
We probably were hyped for life too, until we were actually born.
Im pretty sure a lot of sperm dies while trying to penetrate the egg so you were not the the first one there, you just came in after many before you failed and did the hard work for you
Sperm don't "race" lol
Did you know technically you didn't win the race you were just chosen by the female egg
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That’s instincts. I didn’t choose to live
It’s not a choice people get to have.
Meanwhile them as eggs
was the fastest sperm in the west
Well yeah, it's also like spicy food. You don't know how badly you're gonna get burned until you try it.
Are there any scientists here? Someone told me male sperm take longer to make in the testicles. If a guy is jerking off on a regular basis he has less male sperm and is more likely to have a daughter.
I’m not convinced.
Do not accept hearsay without proof. Usually a study or something.
I blame sperm-me!
Success is depressing
Ain't nobody care about how you feel we need bars 16 of em ...
MUST. GO. IN. EGG.
This is truly relatable 😔
How should a sperm know how shit the outside world is?
This is so me I don't understand why I was so fast
I just blew a school interview so kinda feel like shit
Huh I guess 2 strong ones entered my moms egg at the same time cause I have a twin…or other methods of reproduction
The sperm is the equivalent of an email. An email isn't the hard drive of that computer!
Ik this is a joke but I thought of this before I saw which subreddit it was and I think it's pretty good.
Not my fault the others were weaklings 💪😤
I didnt know id be racing into a kind that hoards toilet paper and computers and is afraid of a virus. Put me back
I didn’t know what I was getting into…
It's nice that you share that with your parents.
Well back then I didn't know I'd be born in a society where literal letters decide whether you'll be a successful surgeon or a homeless, meth-addicted hobo on the streets in the future
The enthusiasm dies
I had so much hope back then
Your parents didn't have sex, you're adopted!
The penis and legs are in the sperm and the brain and upper body are in the egg
Solid meme and based point of view
Whenever you see someone being openly depressed you just know they are talking bs and looking for attention
Not only that but your single sperm out ran the sperm of like 14 different dudes.