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here_4_crypto_

Still more personality than that kinda guy


kinky_octopus

OMG I know what they're thinking I just wanna find a big hole to sink in I'M THAT GUYYYY


fredzillanator

You're not that guy buddy. You're not that guy


Myonenonpornacc

Oof. Let him have his hope. Its all he has left.


lovedumpme

I read hope as rope. Then I read it again. I like rope better.


Mysterious-Glove9325

That's awesome


thatonionsmell

Pal*


bongjonajameson

Hes not your pal, friend


choptheair

Trust me!


Bananagobbler

I don\`t wanna be that guy, oh why-why-why am I that guy


rCURTeDU

Still more personality


VicariousWingz

Suuuh dude


ibeen

Damn, now I really wanna know how they did that.


DitoDevice

They put a traffic pole on a skateboard and let the gravity do their work. I assume they did multiple takes.


kinky_octopus

Man even with any number of takes, they never knew what kind of outcome would even be worth it. They just got EXTREMELY lucky that THIS was one of the outcomes and I bet they didn't do it more than a few times because I would personally get impatient because what would I expect


AceKing_MCU_SW

To me it's seems like some sort of 3d simulation or it had some sort of help (probably a rope or something)


TheFlamingLemon

Don’t disrespect coney hawk like this


Ride_my_beard

Take it to the top boys


Myonenonpornacc

That is exactly what conney Hawk said.


MrHamms

This might be the best comment I’ve seen on reddit in 3 years.


PM_ME_M4SSIVE_TITS

It's legit the cone's name. It has a YouTube channel as well o think


CoarseCriminal

Lol it’s a tiktok account run by some random skaters. They put a cone on a skateboard and shove it down a ramp. They post the ones that end up looking cool. It works more often than not because the cone has a super low center of gravity, as the base is heavy so that it can do its job as a traffic cone and not get knocked around easily. His name is Coney Hawk.


AceKing_MCU_SW

Thanks man, for explaining things! Really appreciate it!


BorgClown

People mistake Coney Hawk for a regular traffic cone all the time.


IWantTooDieInSpace

That's good to know! The physics at work with the little spin it does as it hops on the board seemed too specific for a random edit to bother with.


Maxito19

The cameraman has no shadow, or am I dumb?


HoldMyWater

Why not both?


Maxito19

Both may be the answer, thank you!


ccvgreg

Based on how the shadow quickly changed directions as it passes the cameraman, and how shallow it is it looks like the cameraman is standing directly under the light source.


DannyMThompson

Yup, lights right above for the stairs


inuhi

Kinda looked like stop motion for a couple moments there but I'm not qualified to know what I'm talking about.


NiceCockBrotato

It just looks funny because the base of the cone is much heavier than the rest of it, so it moves differently than how you’d expect


CC3O

Definitely


A2Rhombus

It's definitely cg. Watch after it hits the ground it jumps back up onto the skateboard and spins randomly.


JoahTheProtozoa

It’s a TikTok account where their entire thing is this cone doing tricks. They do LOTS of takes and wait for something cool to happen, not knowing what that will be ahead of time.


dave-train

They also do live streams all the time. It's still pretty fun even when it's not a perfect take.


MajorTomSKU

Link please ?


DitoDevice

I don't know where this video is from, but some people like Dude Perfect do this kind of videos, some take just a few tries while others could take days. At the end, it's just a matter of patience.


MaverickAquaponics

No way this has to be coneyhawk on tiktok I followed him before I got banned! Coney Hawk is sick! So much content


slow_cooked_ham

yeah honestly they were probably just hoping to get it go down the ledge straight and maaaybe land it. then the pylon was all...yo I got this, and did his own thing.


Calcium_Thief

It’s a tiktok account, the cone has a name and they make him do tricks :) I think the cones name is Coney Hawk? Something like that


DitoDevice

That's not a cone tho XD but that name is awesome, I will search it later, Thanx.


Calcium_Thief

Well, I suppose it’s a kind of cone, shrug


NerfJihad

it's a skate park game. put something on a skateboard and try and do the same thing or better. most legendary was the power drill tied around a stubby board, thrown as hard as possible down a quarter pipe. That thing landed a 720.


JesusIsMyAntivirus

lmao imagine this being your actual best guess


DitoDevice

I know it's difficult to understand sarcasm without the nuances of spoken language. /s


I_Do_Not_Abbreviate

I propose we repurpose Comic Sans into [a font for indicating sarcasm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0yEZVPn9Q8)


DitoDevice

>I propose we repurpose Comic Sans into a font for indicating sarcasm i pRoPoSe wE RePuRpOsE CoMiC SaNs iNtO A FoNt fOr iNdIcAtInG SaRcAsM


psxndc

I thought it was CG.


Tomnook1017

Many takes. I think the TikTok guy that does them is called coney


Hiiamataco

coney hawk i think


b__q

Looks like CGI imo


hotsauce20697

Pretty sure that’s coney hawk, I used to follow him on tiktok. It was literally just a traffic cone on a skateboard and they would just shoot a bunch of takes and use the good ones


twhiz

Luck probably


Spespety

They have a whole (pardon my language) tiktok for it it’s called like coney or something and they do this all the time it’s really funny


ProLeafic

I'd let my gf fuck this


pandadogunited

I’d *ask* my gf to fuck this


DitoDevice

I'd ask this to fuck me


ayePK

I'd ask my gf to fuck me with this


fuccniqqawitYUGEDICC

I'd ask my gf to tell this to fuck me


IAmAFuckingDimwit

I'd ask *your* gf to fuck me


kinky_octopus

I'd fuck this


Halper902

This thing fucks!


bone420

Fucker


Toeckie

Perfection.


DirkDieGurke

If it fits, it fits.


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Coney hawk


Dreadamere

*sighs as he hangs his head and upvotes*


Okaybrothatsdope

That’s actually his name, that’s what the makers of this TikTok channel call him.


Norwedditor

I like how Reddit hates in tiktok but they always get the reposts from there...


skjcicoeldopcvjj

100%, people here will constantly circlejerk about how bad TikTok is while voraciously consuming TikTok content at the same time.


Gonun

It's the name of the YouTube channel Edit: here's the link https://youtube.com/channel/UCh3aaH3cS5pg3k0O5Ypm5Sg


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Gonun

It's just Cony Hawk's YouTube channel.


KingUniqur

Nah the tiktoker who made this named it coney hawk


EternamD

That's a cylinder


[deleted]

He’s a skinny and personalityless piece of shit but he’s got moves


The_Konigstiger

Take that back, Coney Hawk has lots of personality >:(


Insurance_scammer

Skate 4 models are looking dope


WrappingPapers

I was expecting him to say “stay safe in traffic kids” at the end


kinky_octopus

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Dew it


Alienguy500

He’s Polish


BoardWithLife

Proceed with caution.


IShallPetYourDogo

That moment when a traffic pole is a better skater than you are


bddragon1

thanks for saying it cause I didn't want to...


Pumkinfucker69

Coney has arrived. All hail our lord


Small_Bang_Theory

Coney Hawk


PolysaccharideParent

her?


Fernergun

Nah. She and him


helthrax

Egg?


PolysaccharideParent

Egg


HunterOfTheSky

Who?


swegga-op

Can't steal something I don't have


Megazard02

smooooooth


MikeyG117

It's pretty sad when you realize a traffic cone probably has more style than you


Madbadbat

Did you ever hear about Kyle? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md21zcwucSQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md21zcwucSQ)


Mr-Steal_your-girl

Did you say Steal your Girl?


Gorvi

The type of guy that steals your girl to let you know how much of a skank she is AND lets you suck his dick. True Chad


Opalusprime

It’s a guy with a massive pole that can do look good and do skateboard tricks. If I were here she should watch out for me leaving her for him.


thiccboymexi

I came on here for memes this morning, and now I got fucking served


BasicallyAQueer

Like with divorce papers?


thiccboymexi

No this guy is sick as fuck


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cuba12402

is that kevin


TheEliteKoala1

No that’s Kyle


wizard_vardhan

I don't get this


Wingedwing

Dankmemes users think girls can’t have platonic male friends


Namelessgoldfish

Pretty sure the captain just doesn’t make any sense He’s cool, i guess?


Owlfy

She is missing out.


Admiral_Bang

Long, tan, and handsome.


ShadowedReddit

I don't get it.. I don't want to get it


Redditorsrweird

This made a lot more sense once I clicked and realized it was a video


wasdavedead

And he stayed erect the entire stunt


ObCappedVious

THIS IS THE SICKEST TRAFFIC CONE I HAVE EVER SEEN


Mark7563

That kinda guy can steal me, forget the girl


Savings-Constant-830

No one is born cool except….


bill420dab

ah yes, i lose many people to traffic cones, maybe i should learn to get in the way of traffic? Edit: not a good idea


360Genius

gotta love coney hawk


Grifball117

The cone she told you not to worry about


Lilwertich

u/savevideo


Ki-ev-an

Yoo I know that guy


Suspicious_Sand_8294

I’m assuming “she” is the skateboard


Tonytylerdraws

I was doing to show this to my wife, but there’s some roadwork nearby and I don’t want to take the chance


Tonytylerdraws

I was doing to show this to my wife, but there’s some roadwork nearby and I don’t want to take the chance


RealisticEmploy3

This is a bit of a rant but why do we use the term “steal your girl”? Girls aren’t just bots that just instantly flock to the manliest(whatever defines that) guy they can see. I mean some girls might be like that but overall they’re obviously thinking, feeling people right? So why do we get mad at the guy for “stealing your girl” as opposed to the girl for being a hoe? I mean yes, it’s definitely rude for the guy to intrude on a relationship, but that’s the name of the game. It’s every guy trying to get the girl they want and some guys will inevitably be hurt. If the girl leaves , it’s not that the other guy “stole your girl.” It’s that your girl is unfaithful and selfish


Broken_Petite

I’m not going to deny that the term is problematic, but tbh, 99% of the time I see it, it’s in a context like this post. Meaning it’s a meme, it’s a joke, it’s not even remotely supposed to be taken seriously. I’m a female and I don’t really have a problem with it in this context because it’s genuinely just supposed to be a goofy meme to make people laugh, not to actually shit on girls/women. Yes I know that some incels will take it and run with it and use it as an excuse to be shitty people, but that’s not the meme’s fault. Shitty people are gonna be shitty no matter what. It’s ok for the rest of us to have a sense of humor and recognize the difference between and innocent joke and actual misogyny.


outragedUSAcitizen

Ah...that guy fell flat on his face and his dead, limp body is now resting on the end of the skakeboard.


BVoLatte

Hey buddy, quit staring at my cone


QuarantineSucksALot

Hey this may be the better choice here.


c4t4n4

Jokes on him I skate too (And surf)


AV8ORboi

A frickin cone can skate better than me


Thetrafficcone1

Dam, I got smooth skills


Snowpaw11

Dang it Kyle


mrpigfase

I'm commenting so I can watch this video again because it's funny and I don't know why


kat45trofik-jaus

He was a skater cone, she said “see ya later, cone”


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

What is the video from?


winopiate

This was a rollercoaster i wasn't prepared for.


noobmaster999

Shit bro he wouldn't steal my girl he'd steal me


Richandler

A drunken orange dud?


avake93

The question that is taking a hard time to sink in is: Does it fit?


zonks-scrobe

Ig account Coney Hawk!


ImTooLazyToUsername

When Reddit says tik tok is bad then makes a 5k upvoted post about it


Catt-tenback

Sauce?


Oof____throwaway

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8V9NjvR/


Gh1ll1e

Coney hawk


TwoDeeWomenOnly

Coney hawk


dgm42

[Brought this to mind.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XCvfy6Huyc)


Tonytylerdraws

I was doing to show this to my wife, but there’s some roadwork nearby and I don’t want to take the chance


restorian_monarch

Have you ever met a person you tried to date, But a year to make love they wanted you to wait Well, let me tell you a story about my situation


Light2090

u/savevideo


MouldyCumSoakedSocks

OH BABY YOU YOU GOT WHAT I NEED


E_Divided_By_Zero

that girl be cheatin' on you; kill them both.


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Unicornmde

He base touched


Unicornmde

He base touched


Psychological-Cut-81

she: it is just a normal stick Stick:


bone420

Change that traffic cone to a penis shaped joint, and that's me!


DaStarPuppo

That cone fucks


TheShinsOfCottonHill

Sheeeeeesh


-Grando-

Cony Hawk the goat


Old-Calligrapher-820

If that is all it takes to lose a girl she is not worth keeping. Period.


1969blablabla

He's a price fo sur


Devyy

Coney hawk at my local skatepark


Attesa_GT-X

how they teach a cone to sk8?


Monkey-D-Andy

Not going to lie. I got a little wet.


deejay-the-dj

Toe-Tap. Doesn’t count.


Savage_Killer13

That pylon is better at skateboarding than I am at long boarding.


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HonestyX2

Oooo HE STEEZY STEEZY


ILIKECHEZDUDE

Cony hawk


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Ice_wallow_Come417

How can I compete with that?! *damnit Coneremy always so damn perfect*


freewarhol

Fuckinaye. 😉


chef_ry_

How’s any guy supposed to compete with that


Possumdd

Coney Hawk is a G.O.A.T. Dude cant miss


cashmeowsigh

dig bick energy


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MiniatureChi

That cone is better at skating than I am


MiniatureChi

And more personality


QuarantineSucksALot

Undyne: yo this is a good gurl