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snoandsk88

The smartest people do not know their IQ, and the biggest dicks don’t need to be measured


AJGreenMVP

Idk I found a word in a word search that Facebook told me only 200+ IQ people could find. So, chessmate


Sylvan_Strix

> chessmate Well now I just want cookies.


amhran_oiche

this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever read


missC08

I read that as cheesemate first.


whopeedonthefloor

Unless you were tested for GT in school, in which you will know you’re IQ and constantly be told you’re not living up to it. Fun times.


snoandsk88

Is “GT” gifted?


whopeedonthefloor

I was making a funny. I was a g/t kid who loves to fuck right off and never heard the end of how I was “wasting potential”. I now teach kids. The irony is definitely not lost on me.


whopeedonthefloor

Yes. Gifted/talented. Some kids are highly attuned to some areas, while some are highly gifted in all generally. This is usually assed through several diag tests. One of which is an IQ test. It’s similar to sped where they can have a deficiency in one area or all.


snoandsk88

Weird, I tested Gifted in Science/Math in middle school and my daughter just tested gifted in science/math/reading. No one ever told me any IQ scores.


whopeedonthefloor

Not uncommon. Idk why though? You should be told your kids results. I have several GT kids who did know theirs. Just ask the guidance counselor. If they were tested it will be in their file. Well, if the school is competent at all. They can’t be labeled GT without it and they are required to keep those docs. You might not be able to find yours though. Bc time and antiquated systems. I only know mine because my mom kept note of all my records from 30 years ago.


Dercian

No clue how tall I am


Jaideep_2002

my 2 inch tool agrees


canadas

Incorrect, but he didn't reference the serial number of the apparatus used in the measuring, so how do we know its been properly calibrated in the last year?


gointothiscloset

If it's not ISO traceable back to NIST or in perhaps this case NUTS then i cannot accept the measurement.


jayperr

I know, it needs to be weighed 😏🍆🍆


Database_Database

IQ tests are easy to cheat anyways. They use the same type of puzzles. I took a few when I was a kid and even got the exact same questions a couple times.


colouredcyan

>biggest dicks don't need to be measured They do if you want a condom that fits.


Jopretz

*Image Transcription: Reddit Comments* - - - > **User 1** > > Uh oh we got a big serious activist here. You’re really doing big things in the world 🤣 >> **User 2** >> >> Trying to correct a wrong is better than being a douchebag commenting on something only to bring negativity. You got that small dick energy bud. >>> **User 1** >>> >>> Ironic because according to Google my dick size puts me in the top 1% of men. My IQ in the top 2%. And my height in the top 4%. Perhaps you are projecting your own insecurities. But hey that makes sense now doesn’t it, someone who doesn’t have any real dominating qualities wants to go around doing stupid shit like asking everyone to stop dashing for a day in hopes that they can add some value to the world. What’s next op? Will I’d be seeing you at the next Black lives matters rally 😂 >>>> **User 2** >>>> >>>> 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m fucking dead. Was that copy pasta? - - - ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


patchesnbrownie

good bot


ChristopherWistoffer

*good human


Snowmoji

Good human bot


ProfitTheProphet

Anyone who brags about IQ or how smart they are are fucking morons. Smart people don't tell people they're smart they show them.


anotherdepressedpeep

Can confirm, I always brag to my boyfriend that my IQ is higher than his and I am an absolute idiot.


MILK_DUD_NIPPLES

See: the social rejects in Mensa


Vetreorch

True. Almost 20y ago I was challenged by my then-BF to an official Mensa-testing. I passed, he didn't. He couldn't swallow it (the tests were wrong, I just got lucky etc) and broke up with me shortly after. What a guy huh? I never joined Mensa (although I got an official invitation) and never really talk about my supposed IQ. I don't think it proves me smart, it just shows that I'm pretty good at logical reasoning. There's plenty of things I suck at or know nothing about.


Chicken-Nuggs

Ironic because according to Google my dick size puts me in the top 1% of men. My IQ in the top 2%. And my height in the top 4%. Perhaps you are projecting your own insecurities. But hey that makes sense now doesn’t it, someone who doesn’t have any real dominating qualities wants to go around doing stupid shit like asking everyone to stop dashing for a day in hopes that they can add some value to the world. What’s next op? Will I’d be seeing you at the next Black lives matters rally 😂


GamerFluffy

Ironic because according to Google my dick size puts me in the top 1% of men. My IQ in the top 2%. And my height in the top 4%. Perhaps you are projecting your own insecurities. But hey that makes sense now doesn’t it, someone who doesn’t have any real dominating qualities wants to go around doing stupid shit like asking everyone to stop dashing for a day in hopes that they can add some value to the world. What’s next op? Will I’d be seeing you at the next Black lives matters rally 😂


creyk

I aspire to be this deludedly sure of myself.


Snowmoji

I read that as Ned Flanders.


Regular_Poetry

r/iamverysmart


usernotfoundplstry

r/iamverybadass


synonymtoastcrunch2

This has strong "I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target" energy


Bovii

So I'm supposed to be rooting for the bodyshamer? Everyone sucks here.


Imighteatbooty

Where is anyone being body shamed??


Bovii

...you can't be that stupid.


Imighteatbooty

lmao so you think by saying someone has small dick energy they’re being body shamed?????? Chile LOL


Bovii

So you are that stupid


Imighteatbooty

🙄😂 okay big guy.


Bovii

If the point is not to shame someone for their dick size or for behaving as if they have a small penis(or your interpretation of how someone like that behaves) then what is the point of the phrase? Why say it? If its not shaming then theres no sense to it. Like if I said "blue eye energy" it doesnt make sense. Theres no connotations or stereotypes. The phrase only makes sense if it's meant to be shaming.


Imighteatbooty

Sounds like you also have small dick energy.


Bovii

Doesnt work. Seeing as you cant offer an alternative explanation I'm going to stick with you are that stupid.


Imighteatbooty

Ok


PrincessPanqake

Bro, your profile us cringe as fuck man....now your hate on op is expected but wrong.


FloofyButtCat

You’re both cringe.


Imighteatbooty

No u


Helen_Kellers_Wrath

Nothing says you're stupid and short with a tiny dick quite like saying you're a really smart tall guy with a big dick.


NothingHereAfterAll

Person is insulted, claps back, is called cringe because blue arrow, lovely echo chamber you guys got here


Sylvan_Strix

Bruh if you think that sad pasta is a clapback, then people probably laugh when you try to talk shit.


Daetra

*small dick energy*


NothingHereAfterAll

Since anything I say to the contrary will solidify your opinions on my genitals I'll just leave you to your lot


Daetra

Dude, clapping back with statistical analysis comes off as someone who really wants others to think they are hot shit when you are in a comment slap fight that has nothing to do with anything remotely scientific to defend against a comment that has nothing to do with small penises is cringe at best and insecure at worse. Not that your comment was 100% wrong, this subreddit is an echo chamber, but you are defending the person in the wrong.


PainfulComedy

I love that people also think small dick energy actually refers to their dick sizes and then bring up their dick sizes. Which is small dick energy as fuck


Daetra

It's painful for them, comedy for us 😉


Bovii

Dude its bodyshaming no matter how you try to justify it. It is 100% about dick size.


PainfulComedy

Its not about their actual dick size. Its about their attitude of trying to compensate for something. Idgaf what their dick size is. If theyre driving around in a big truck being an ass. Thats small sick energy all day


Bovii

...dude you're using dick size as a code for an attitude. Its irrelevant what their dick size is or what you think it is. Using a body type as code for a shitty attitude is fucking bodyshaming. This isn't hard.


PainfulComedy

So being a huge pussy? Huge dick? Huge asshole? Thats body shaming. Stop being a so sensitive and take your small dick energy elsewhere And also you literally cant get past the literal meaning. Idgaf what your dick size is you got small dick energy


Bovii

I have seen some say "pussy" is sexist, but I'd say a body part with no modifiers isnt the same. Yeah the literal meaning is the only meaning. Again it doesn't make sense as a phrase unless you believe guys with a small dick are bad people. There is no other meaning or interpretation. Only pieces of shit with no original thoughts say "small dick energy".


ZsaFreigh

It's not body shaming if you can't see, and have never seen their body. It's the equivalent of making a "Yo mama" joke to someone whose mother you've never met. It's only body shaming if you've seen their dick already.


Bovii

Yes it is. It relies on perpetuating stereotypes about guys with small dicks. Otherwise why not use anything else? If tomorrow a bunch of people started using "fat girl energy" to refer to certain negative personality traits and "fit girl energy" to refer to positive ones, theres no doubt in my mind that most would recognize the bodyshaming nature of the comment. It doesnt matter what the body of the person you're talking about is actually like because you are talking shit about every single person with that body type. You are saying "you're acting exactly as I expect a person with a small dick to act, because having a small dick make you act like a bad person"


ZsaFreigh

Disagree. It's only body shaming if the person you're accusing of having a small dick actually has a small dick. What you're describing is just basic stereotyping.


Bovii

You're wrong.


Vord_Loldemort_7

Ackshooally


_Connor

Person claps back with statements that are obviously lies, and doesn’t even address the actual insult. Saying someone has small dick energy isn’t the same as literally saying they have a small dick. It’s about how they present themselves and act around others. You could technically have a big dick but still give off ‘small dick energy.’ But apparently with his ‘genius IQ’ he still couldn’t pick up on that nuance and went straight into ‘no guys my dick is big I swear.’


Bovii

Yes it is. Its saying having a small dick means you're a shitty person.


Stellermeerkat

The issue isn't the size of the dick. It's that people with small dicks don't want people to know they have small dicks. So they brag, boast and show off to make people think they have big dick energy. When really they don't. Small Dick Energy is basically a person yelling "Hey, Look at my throbbing elephant dong!"


Bovii

"The problem isn't the size of the dick. It's that people with that size dick are shit" seriously? It's like you cant even hear yourself. "I'm not saying your dick is small, I'm saying you act like someone whose dick is small(because we know how they are right)" ffs


Helen_Kellers_Wrath

You have a small dick.


Vord_Loldemort_7

“Claps back”


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Helitac

Found the alt


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Helitac

because you’re “everyone” 😂 lmao


Imighteatbooty

Considering the names are crossed out, how would you know if I was part of the conversation or not lmao. It’s a ss silly. 😂😩


tony_hawks_pro_state

Top right corner. Don't know what a double s is, don't care.


Oogaboogag

Hit too close to home?