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Emily5099

I love how the duck waddles up as fast as his little feet will take him, then turns around to face the pool to get into position. Too cute.


Rexronald

Indeed, they are best friends :)


a_Jawa

that single wing turn is what really impresses me.


Emily5099

Same! I had no idea ducks could turn so quickly.


montufaraj

Only if the signal first


JJadeE5280

I love how the human leaves his arms outstretched until the duck lands. He whispers "I release you....to the backyard pool."


KarmitaAddict

Tony soprano


hazysight0

hope the duck doesnt fly away with his pp


NorMonsta

my first thought to might be showing our age however


PoweredSquirrel

What do you mean, that was only on a few years ag...oh!


nonzengardenr

yes, just read somewhere that kids born before Shrek came out are now parents. I was shocked. I thought Shrek came out like 10 years ago. Nope... it was 2001. I feel like that guy from Interstellar. Just a bunch of mountains... oh no, those are huge waves, run.... and bam... 20 years have passed...


n-some

With a 5th film in development, the Shrek franchise has lasted longer than the US involvement in Afghanistan.


theledsubmarine

Shrek will never die.


Constant_Emphasis_22

this is best description of time frame hitting you! Getting slammed by actually wall of time !


skywatcher87

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.


zorbz23431

Very observant, KarmitaAddict. The sacred and the propane.


chopchohp

He would be proud!


Slatedtoprone

He never had the making of a varsity athlete.


Swerwin

Dad and the duck he didn’t want


JustSoLackingInBear

/r/dadswhodidnotwantpets/


Browndog888

When is it Dad's turn to get thrown?


pastafartavocado

misread that lol


Twilite_empress

Same lol


davidmobey

Dad playing with his deck?


Wallet_strangler

As someone with no porn on their reddit.. My head instantly went “PLAYING WITH HIS WHAT?!?”


FrDamienLennon

r/unexpectedsopranos


Safe_Thanks9072

Who is this guy tony soprano?


Jaebird0388

Dad: “We aren’t getting a duck.” Dad after getting a duck:


[deleted]

I play a similar game with my pet rats on my bed. I will lightly toss them across the bed. They will then popcorn over to me for more.


twirlmydressaround

Did they like it the very first time you did this? Or did it take some time for them to come around?


[deleted]

It was something I saw other rat parents do. When I tried it with mine it was a big success with some of them.


indolino

This is awesome!


Traditional_Eye_782

I was on a different sub and got so scared cause this title looks like something else but not blurry


Tup00

Lovely ❤️❤️😂❤️


ext3meph34r

Oooh "duck." I need glasses and was wondering why this was under awww


vinnyuwu

Dad better see a therapist about this, might help him figure out some underlying issue


[deleted]

Waste management is a tough field!


Sir_Keee

That is his therapist. But we all know he's a quack.


youcallthataknife11

Can’t believe you’re getting downvoted for this top tier comment lol.


kaisinel94

A lot of people on Reddit are like 15, and don’t get the reference. Despite it being posted like 3 different times in a different way lol.


[deleted]

Fucking stunads would downvote this.


OldManBerns

I'm approaching 50 and don't get the reference.


kaisinel94

You never saw the Sopranos? Good series in my opinion, if you have the time.


OldManBerns

No, not even a little bit. I remember hearing people rave on about it saying it was the best show they have seen. It's just one of those things in life, at that time when it was on, I was busy with other things. I've never seen an episode of Peaky Blinders either and that's meant to be fantastic as well.


vinnyuwu

They never had the makings of a variety athlete


youcallthataknife11

You know…Quasimodo predicted all of this.


Renva

YOU FOOL! He is training to escape! ADORABLY!


mudcrabperson

Another runner up title for the change one letter and change the context race :D


Fraxcat

Someone needs to insert the duck hunt quacks when he tosses it.


Solution66

That is too cool!!! That makes my day but very envious!


C00lwyatt7

One letter could change this entire post


Jbeb1968

That looks like fun


sshuligan

I bet you when he first met that duck he pretended he hated a pet duck.


Deckracer

dad does not want a pet duck. dad, after you get a pet duck:


OkRange3067

Wheeeeee!


PepiDoodleDay

I want a duck soo bad!


Plushie_power

The duck is like “again! again!”


SonOfElDopo

I misread this.


omar_da_terror

"What is it about those ducks that meant so much to you?"


Gary-the-Duck

Those were the days...


supersonic1369

Oh god I read it wrong for a sec


TransitionSad8422

Feels good when a bird comes back to you.


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

Honestly same just without the dad


chronicenigma

Alright Tony Soprano that's enough with the ducks for one day..


Eschatonbreakfast

AJs all grown up


AlyssaViola

I used to do this with my chickens, just yeet them as high as you can, (no pool, don't worry.) My sister and I would rate them on landing, and they liked to come back for more. Only a couple played this game, but it was fun.


needstoworkout

Hugh Neutron


jstdaydreaminagain

I want a dad and a duck. Too cute.