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High stakes relief

High stakes relief

Sitodestu

Can anyone see what the stickies say?


mikel81

Right says- Flush Valve, left Says- Ī̸̧̛̠͈͖̈̄̏͑̈́̇̍̓̈́͝͝͠͠ ̶͕̈́̿̿d̶̗̝̑̓̾̇̀̂̀̏͛͝͝ó̴̗̥͖̭̟̱̩̱̺̊̄̍̉̄͘͠ͅn̷̥͉̦̩͔̓͊́̀̾̈ͅ'̶̡̖͉͖̗͓̪̺͓̤͈̑̈́́̆̾̂̑̋̎́̑͒̀̃͜͠ẗ̸̰̭͙̞͕̹̹̋̏̒̊̍̈̓̋̈́̿̾̀͑ ̵̦͓̜̹̖̭͙͖͖̖̞̔́̐͛̽͝k̷̛̛̞̾͆̆͊̎̍́̈͊̄͘͘͝n̶̗̣̥͇̣͕͓̯̤̉̐͊͒̑̓͗̍̃̆̚ͅͅo̷͔͍̲͇̭̖͆̈́̅̊̌͝ŵ̶̛͔̘͓̰̯̻͙͙̰̣̈́͌̾̈́̾̑̀̃̇͆͝


HELLBLZR995

How do you do that font?


groundchutney

[H̶̬̆̊̔ë̵̮̹͖̼̩́̋͑r̸̰̐̌̑̐̿e̴͚̗͗͗̒̇ ̶̛͉̗̌̎̋y̸͓̗̟͖̍͘͝ơ̴̮̻̗̳̈ǘ̴̘̟̯̏͘͠ ̸͓̊̔̐́͛g̵̤͙̻̥̙̔́̄͝ȍ̴̬̜͈̻ͅ](https://lingojam.com/ZalgoText)


HELLBLZR995

T̴̤͚͖̝̲͗̈́̔͝h̷̨̛̭͚̰̳͕̝̬̞͑̔̇͛̏̔͗̅͘͘͝͝͝ḁ̵̡̝͉̦̮͛̑̈́̎̇̒̔ ̷̧̨̖͖͎͙͈͉̋̉͊̃̅̈̈́̄̈́̃̿̊͘͜͝n̵͈͍͂͐̽͋͑̊̊̀͂̄̈́͂̌̓͝ḱ̵̨̧̰̞̯̝̼͍͍̇̂͘͠͝ş̴͇̲̘̎̈́̀͊͑̿̒͌̀̾̋͑͘̚


Z050

P̵̥͚̠̟̃̐ë̴̜́̓̐͜a̷̪̗̚n̵̫̯̫̜͐̎͝u̵̖̱͛̈́́t̵̡̲̐̐̑ ̷͕̆b̵̢̡̮́ủ̷̢̆͘̚t̴̛̼̟͍̩t̶̡̟̏̃̾͝ę̸͐̋̓̅r̵͍̘͚͊̈́


DrTitan

J̴̥͑̾̄̒̈́̅͋̌̎̽̕e̵̢̧͙̮͖̳͓̝͇̭̳̺̺̖͆̾͜l̶̡̖̘͈͈͙͖̤̳̼̬̘͋̐̿̿̽̌̀̊̊͒̂̄̾͊͝ͅl̴̺̤̺̬͖͈͉͎̳͍͉̦̩͈̀̂̽̒̊͐̈́̿̌̓̔̒̈́͠y̷͍̌͂͑́̈̋̀͋̾̚͝ ̵̡̛̭͔͓̱̫͖͙͕͚͔͗͗̽̇́͌̏̈́͘͠t̵͚̼͎̿̐͂̈́̽͋͝i̶̛̤̭͉͍͗͗̾̈́͐͑͊̂͆͂͂̆̑͘m̶̼̹̊̐̽͌ḙ̸̢̛̼̲̪̰̑̂̂̀̋̿͋͆̄̄̀͂̕͜ ̶̢̡̭̤̮̯̑̕


Robertbnyc

P̶̟̉Ẽ̸̼A̴̜͌N̸̙͂U̴̫͝Ṯ̶̆ ̴̧̕B̷̠͒Ů̵̫D̸̡́Ḍ̵́Á̸̪H̶͇̍ ̸̦͆J̵̟̈́Ḙ̷̃Ĺ̸̜L̵̯̄L̴̳̃L̸̢͆L̴̲̏E̷̹̓E̷̠͊Ḧ̵̼Ḫ̵͊H̷̹̏H̵͖̾!̶͚͌!̷̔ͅ!̸̺̈!̸̣̀


hablomuchoingles

T̷̢̡̡̢̧̨̨̡̨̢̡̢̢̡̢̢̡̡̨̧̛̛̛̛̮̱̦̰̬͎̫̣̺̰͍̟̦̫̯̻̪͎̜͕͙̻̺̻̥̠͔͔̯̯̖̻̠̠͍͔͕̠̝͍̣̙͖̹̖̤̬̞̜̺̺̳̜̠̰̝̭̮̜͙̝̯͈͕̫̦̳͈̯̲̗̭͎̥͖̝͕̫̱̞̳̟͓̣̪̥͚̩̹̩̦͇̰̤͈̥̘̱͚̯͇̝̘̖̙̮͇͈̤͙̫̹͔̞̣̞͚̲̭̣̗̣͇̭̯̜̤͈̖̟̟͇̟̬͙͙͉̦͖̟̘͕͍̼̰̤̰̯̝̯̤͙͈̰̣̬͚͎͖̺̗̺͇̯̟̦̲̻̲͉̜͈̟̹͕̙̪͇̘̪͓̰̳̭̦̠̟̭̺̲̝̩̞̟̲̞̫̗̦͇͍̭̙͕̖̹̃͋̐̍́̍̈̆̇̋̀̉̄̂͒̎̄́̓̀̋͂͒̑̍̽̽̏͑̍̑̔̏̈́̇̍̅̽̌́͆̀͗̽͋̂͌̀̀̾̽̊̈́̐̾́͂̒͌̃͛͗͌̍͋̊͗̽̌̏̔̆̔̈͛̒̌̄̎̆̉̎͌̆̄͂̍͐̊̊̀͋̋̍̂̎͂͗̊̔͐̈̉̍́̈̾̅͑͌͋̇͊̎̈͌̄͌̈́͐̓̈́̐̊̋͂̈́̊͐̇͂̾͂̓͒̀̀̌͗̓͐̈́̈́̚̚̕̕̚̕̚͘̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅự̵̧̨̨̨̢̡̢̡̧̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̛͎͖͚̟̱̞̺̦̹̪̗͍͖̙̺̼̤͉̱̟͕̲͇͉̼̝͚͎̲͈͙̜̘̣͎̮͎̮̯̙̖̱͉͖̩͈̖͎̖͔̬̯̙̞͙͚̝̯͉̖̗̹̫̝̜̼͎̯͉̥͚͎̣͖̟̜͕̖̣̙͚̫̞̹͖̝̬̳̘͙̥̖̪͍̝͍̹̗̼̬͚͈̙͈̲̝̞̟͉̞͔̣̳͙͕̼͚̪̰͍̣̹̫̟̪͖͎͎͈̤̱̰̮͋̍̌̍̋̏͆̓̐̒̑͂̇̅̾͐̏͊̌̇̑̎͋͗͗̽͒͗́̐͊͐̄̉̿͗́͋̈́͑͊̌̉̏͋̀̋̄́̑̈̀̆̓̀̓̃̏̑̃̿̑̎͗̎͋̂̐̃̓̈̾̒̋̀̒͂͑́̎̒̉̒̒̑̈́̔͋̌̎̈́̇͑̉̇̋̍͆̊̃̉͒͐̓̀̄͌̍́̀͗̃͆̽͒͐̈͛͑̏̄͋̄̈́̾͗̿̆̊̓̉̅̾̒̍͆̍̿͆̂̏͂̿́̄̔̇̾̀͗͑͂̏̔͑̉͑̀̑͒̅̄̓̈́̐̒̍̓̍̅̾̅̉̑͌͛̃̽̆͐͆̈́̅̊͆̓̏̂̏͊̔̎̍͑̋̓͂͗̾͘͘̚͘͘̚͘͘͘̚̚̚͘̚͜͝͝͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅŗ̷̧̧̧̡̘͚̮̘̭̤̜͕̯͔̰͈̱̥̥͓̹̯̼̘͔̣͉̺͓͓̻̝̦̗͚̦̭͇͉̦̜̙̜̼̼̀̔̔̊͐̒͑͒̾̉͒́̀̽̒̊́͌̍̍͑̂̌͂̀́̓͐̄̊̊̈́̏̿̂̊͛̔̃͗̔̈́͛͛́́̓͑́̋͌̀̉͐̇̄̈́̄͐̏̔̎͛̌̐̋̎͊̈́͗̈́̌̐͌͆̎̇̓̈́̄͋̅̊̋̊͂͛̀̽̍̎̚̚̚̚͘̚̕͠ͅͅn̸̡̨̧̢̨̛̝͚̦̞̠̝̰͚͈̰̘̟̞̭̫͓̥̥͇̲̦͎͉̱̩̺̱͕̰͈̖̣̳̲̱̙̙̹͈̘̳̼̠͓̭̮̥̺͉͇͖̞̻̻̰̣̱̫̜̻̩̫̻̈̐̓̋̈́̋̏͆̀̂̾́̑̄̄̃̽̿̓̀̌́͗̓̋̔̆̽͊̿͐̄̓̽͊̇̓͌̈́͑͗͐̒̕͝͠͝ͅͅͅ 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Translation: Turn it up to eleven!


PhantomAsura

Ơ̸̡̨̢̛͎͙̱̗͔̳͙̗̥̙͍̟̬̬̤̼̰̂͂̔̾͊̋͋͋́̂̌̎̋̿̽̎̈́͒̅̑̉̅́̈͐͂̓̓̿̈́̀̐̄̈͒͗̇̔͑̐́̿͆̎́̽́͊͒́͊̾̈́̀̈̄̈̒̍́̏͐̒͊̈́͆̿̑͑͐̑́̈́̍̊̓̐͑̊̌͗́͛̐̆͒̆̈́̃̔͌̕̕̕͘͘̕͘̚̕̚͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝h̸̨̡̨̨̧̨̨̨̨̡̢̢̧̡̨̧͉͍͈̺͈̝̱̥͔̯̣̭͔̻̩̗̯̜̦͚̪͇̱̠̘̲͇̯̟̖̹̳̭̙̥̥̬̲̖̥̻̳̖̦̘̞̺̹̼̬͇̪̘̪̘̪͖͎̙̲̯͕̯̠̮̺͔̠̘̜̤̭̳̞̤̮̗̖̞̘̦͖̹͔̭̱̠̗̙͖͓̠̻̟̝͉͔̥̲̫̝̬̯̬̞͍̝̮̥̰̯̣̬̺̠̹͍̰̻̺̘͍̹̠̮̭̯̬͉͙̜̬͔̫̲̼̝̼̠͙̳͈̜̮̭̭̮͓̺̜̠̘̗͔̬̺̦̱̗̯̳͓̫̼̙͓͈̥̯͖͉̪͓͖͍̭̻͇͚̹̍̋̔̍͆͂̍̔̚͜͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ ̵̧̡̨̡̡̢̧̢̡̡̨̢̢̧̢̨̡̢̛̛̛͖͙̠̻̼̺̝̻̰̗̜̤̫̟̱̝͕̲̠͉͓̱̬͙͇̫͖̝̖̲̮̣̫͔͓̖͈̻̤̩̮̣̘͚̬͇̮̺̞̝̟̜̭̯̰̪̗͓̟͎͇͖̲̜̗̻͈͈̣̻̫̜͓̯͇̥̮͉̪̬̱̖͚͚̲͙̜̲͓̱̙̘͖̙͈͙̞̺̣͎̮̘̟̝̯̳̠͚̘̳̯̝̰͉̫͕̺̮̥̼̫̤̣̭̮͖̠̱̺̼̫̣͇̝̲̥̦̘̗̹͙͎̗̰͇̩̲̩̼̤̙̘̪̠̣̖̬̯̭̫͈̞̙͖͔̮͚̭̤̜̝̳̦̪͔͓̲̖̯̘͕̯̞͕̬̞̬͍͖̝̭͈͎͔̰̹̬͚̮̫͖̜̩̭͇̲͉̟̜͚̟̰̲̳͖̠̔͌͋̄̏́̾̈͊̓͌̏̎̑̋͐́̋̏͒́͛͐̊͛͑̀̈́̏̀̄́̿͑̔̈̊̄͗̌͐̐͂͋͗̈́̿̎̉͒̐͋̃̓̈́̑̓̋͛̾͌̅̆̎̍̄͂̃̀͑̒̒̏̏̃̄̏͒̀̄͒̌̐̾͌̓͂͆̈́̒̀͗̌͂̈͂̔̓̈́̾̅̓̉͛̑̑̀̍̔̅̋͊̎͒̓͗̋͒́̅̉̇͛̏̄̆̓̉̒̎̍̀̀̈̍͊̈́́̆̽͆̐͋͊̾́̏̾͆̓͑̈̓̈́̑͐̈́̐͋͋̇̎͂͒̽́͂͛̉̿͑̈̔͆̈́̃̓̂̀̈́̏̚̕̚̚͘̕͘͘͘̚̚͘̕͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅý̸̢̧̧̡̡̧̨̢̡̧̨̢̨̨̧̨̨̧̨̢͇̰͕͓̭̠̟̪̲̜͚̝͎͇̜̘͔̻̜̘͓̮̞̤͓̞̦͈͍̲̖̝̺̥̞̮͔̦̹̹̹̮̖̗̺̯̭̞̠͕̘̤̩̱̞͉̹̪̠̺̘̬̯̥̤̜͖̜͖͉̤̬͙͚̗̖̥̱̪̬̙̥̭͓̞̪͔̜̜͚̬̫̤̬̳̣̗͕̳̝̩̬̺̩̦͖͈̟̮͎̹̞̰͇͔̼̥̺̗͖̪̟̹̜̫͓͚͍̹͎̺͇͍̜̰͔̙̱̖̞̞͉̭͉͈̗͎̳̹̲̜̯̣̮̱͇͚̺̳͍̳̭̤̞͈̟̙̬͉͎̹̰͔̺͉̱̗̩̳̱̙̦̮̻̖̪̰̩͓̻̩̯̭̅̎͜͜͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅę̸̢̨̢̨̧̡̧̢̢̢̨̧̨̧̢̨̢̡̛͖̹̥̝͕̦̠̩͎͍̞̣̥͚̝͖̥̩̥̣̳̠̭̪͎̙͓̫̤̲̦̞͇̜̪̩̟̤̼͎̜̬͍͓̟̫̻̟̤̭̯͙͖̮̝̟̯͍͍͖̹̖̪̰̫̺̳̰̲̰̤̦̦̠̤̟͙̖͓̥͚͎͇̞͓̖͙͍̹̝̥̖̳̤͎̜̯̺͓̰̳͓̳̗̩̱͉̯͈̼̠̯̘̱͙̮̲̥̟͓͈̻͇̲̞͈̘̝̙͓̣̭̼͙̘̥̗͎̱̜̙̠̟̺̼̻̺̣̺̥̦̳͚̙̩͓͇̳̩̖̗̺̹̩̬̯̖̦͎̦̬͚̗͉͇̘̥̖̥͙̬̲͖̬͎̜̘̲̬̖͖̦̳̙̻͓̮͔̮̳̖̫̫̪̼͚͈̦̙̬̱͚̼̦̺̗̺̥̮̜̮̲̦͕̺̖͇̜̝̯̃͗͑̃̉̎̍̄̀͆̀͌̆̇͛͊̈͗́͌̆̃͊̓̐̌͒́͆̌͑̇̄͑̍͌̒̏̿̊̎̅́͌̿̈́̀̓̀͐͑̃̕͘͜͜͜͜͠͝ͅͅͅạ̴̧̢̡̧̨̧̛̗͔̰̥̬̯͓̥̤̼̞̫̠̞̻͚͖̻̩̟̟̮̠̜͕̰͇͚̰̬̠̭̥͉̫̰̭̮̹̼̟͙̹͇͔̗̮͕̭͕̠̘̲͉̗͉̥͈̺̙͔̼̩̿̊́͐̑͊̇̆͐̒̔̊̈́͊͂̍͋̇͆̌̂̋̄̃̏̅̿̐́̃̿̆̂̿̑́̊͆̽̋͆̾̽͐̎́͌̃̓̇͂̉̈́̍̈́̆̈́̀̀̃̓͊͂͒̓͆͊͆̋͗̈́̇̇̓͋̉͑́̓́̓͂̓̽̑͌̆͋́̇́̋̎̉̈́̊̾̉̑̍͛̀̽̾̀̂̾͒̑͆̊͗͊̌̇̏͆̑̋̌̓̌̇̎͛͐̈́͂̈͒̋̈́͊̔̾̄̃̄̄̀͆̀͋̍̎͂̔̎͊̕͘͘̕͘̚͘̚̕̚̕̕̚̚͜͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅȟ̴̡̨̡̨̧̢̡̡̧̢̨̨̧̡̡̡͔̤̻͎͈̮̦͇̦͍̻̤̣̜̱͔̜̝͇̙̘̳̝̼̼͙͚̣͚̥̭̬̲̯̘̩̦͓̖͚̼͖͍͖͉̟̞͍̬͇̦̬̺̝̜̫̱̦͖̙̙̻̪̥̝̗͓̙̮̰̫̥̳͍͈̺̼͖̱̜̰̺̤̳̼̬̪̺̖̮̼̗̰̝̞̟̤̺̤̠̰͙̞̙͖̼̺̱͓̖̩̥͙͖̗̹͇͈̗̟͖͇̹̞̦̜̣̬̩̞̮̲͓͕̘̤̲̱̣͎͍̦̖̝͙̜̞̦̠͍͎̬̬̖̤̱̻̻͎̣̪̬̦̯̺̳͓̪̠̦̺̻̜͙̙̟̞̣̥͉̣̩̖͔̼͓̙͓̳̮̣̣͉̼͉̜͎̲̞̮̪͍̥̟͖̮̩͙̯͚̝̫͇̞̳̦̦̳̞̺̞̥̟̜̭͔̟̓̇̐̈̐͐̓͋͑̕͜͜͜͠͝ͅͅͅͅ


klovervibe

H̸̱̞̳̝̰̺̱̘̉͋̋͐̿͌͠e̸̥͙̾́͒̂l̷͎̹̬̹̅̈́͑͆͂̃̄͠ļ̴̼͉̪͖̮̜͙͋ờ̵̢͎̣̩̗̦̻̝̮̩̯͌͆̀̋̓̂͝ ̷̞̯̬͕͇͔̣̪͍͖̀͋̑̂b̷͈͕̱̗͕͎̝̈́̇̔͐̑̍͗͝ǫ̴̛̮̫͖̻̋̈́̋̌̑ͅͅõ̴̩̾͒̈́̏́z̸̹͈̟̀̅̏̉͊̏͑̀͝͝ȩ̶̝̯͎͋̈̔̿̒́͗͗̍̇ ̷̛͙̼͑͑a̶͙͚͖̜̟͒̈́̄r̸̡̞̯̩̻̘̤̜͓̣̱͂̾́̀̓͐̐͠e̷̢̘̣̱̫͊̎̆̇̇̈͘ ̷̡̠̦̘͓̳̈́t̸͉̭̂̀͑̾͗̽̍̾̃͆a̴̻̮̼̅͗̈́̔̃̆͂̕̕s̸̯͖̯̣̯̲̭̅͆́̅͋t̷̨͕̜̺̹͚̤͚̤͉̋͐̇̋̅̓̎̈́ͅỳ̸̮͋͌̋


bevo1

C̷̨̢͕̦̥͕̩͙͖̲̭̤̺̥̥͉̖̖͉̥̮̖̑̔̀̓̂̉ḩ̷̢̦͖̻͎̘͇̲̭̩̩̦̳̰̂́͌̃͗͐͆͑͗͊̅̊̇͒̉̆̿͗̆̌̋̚͜͝ͅȩ̷̖̞͈͓̻͕̉̓̄̈́̊́̌͠͝c̶̹͔͍̔́̃͗̌̈́͑̉̅̃̽̒͆̚͝k̴̢̝̘̣͔̊̓́̇͂̽̄͐͆̇͑͒̓̓͑̈́̓̀͘͝͝ ̵̘̍͛̅̀̒͗͝ȉ̵͉͈̼̠̱̝͓̼̗̼͈̬͍͈̭̓͐́̋̄̍͆͐̿̈́͗̉͛̒͗̆̊̿̚̚͜͝͝͝t̶̢͍̯̻̳̹̘͉̜̱͚̰̮͛̍́͒̈̉͑̀̀̍̓͊́̓̾̕̚͜͠ ̸͎͖͔͎͇͎̞̳̻͚͍̙́͋͋̈́̍͊̕͜ơ̵̞̼̹̱̝̥̪̱͖͇͇̰̗̟̰͓͆̋̏̓͒͌͆̆̽̓̇̋̓̄͊͗̄̔̇̎̕͘u̵̝͖̝̙͂͘ẗ̷̡̡̡̪̰̙̝̫̤̝̦̙͔̜̜͙̲̩̺̯͉̞̭́̀̿͗͆͒͑̃́͛̊̏̔́̉̊͜


sillydillyboi

C̴̡̢̧͙̭̞̖͉͙̦̝̱̭̞͚̯̺̥͙̩̳͈̟̯̬̞͍̞̪͇̬̲̘̼̦̱̭͈̥̥̯̥̥̳͓̝̞̈́̈́̾͊̑̈́̆̾̐̀́́͑̊͆̎̆͋̽̅͘͜h̴̡̛̛̹̼̲̱̩͚̺͚̉̇̉̃̆́̉͂̓̂̅̏̿̈́̎͆́̍̎͂̃̚̕̕͝ë̷̢̢̨̤̬̤̬͔̹͕͇̠͈̥̭̼̞̹͈̬́̈́̾̊͌̀͊̂͋͆̏́̀̊͂͌͐̈́̽̈̍̅͛̾̽̈́̎͜͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅȩ̵̧̡̬̩̳̠͔̙͍̙̖̟̯̼͉̮͚̭̼̻͎̲̣͎͎̳̩̺̗͉͚̪̗̺̝͚̜̬͈͍̙̺̘͕̯̃̈́̀̏̊̌͆͑̈́̾͐̌̎̏̐̆̌̒̒̔̃̋̈́̓̋̽̎͊̈̽̋͛̊̈́̅̓̾͌́̑̕͜͜s̸̟̣̺͕͎̥̣͈͎̠͈̬̤̟̳͔͉̳͆̍̓̑̊̌̏͑̂͒̓̈́͗̃̃͌̎͝ͅͅę̶̳̮͚̪̺͉̦̝̖̙͔̟̪͍̬̰̗̗̟̼͎͇̫͍̝͖͓͈͙̥͙̗͚͓͎̯́̈́̒͑̿̓̅̇̔̄̀́̓̈́̅̅́͌͛́̀̇̏̈́̿̋͜͜͝


AmericanoWsugar

something something jpeg.


idaho_dak

Free circumcision


jack1563tw

“Press button to help overpopulated world”


Velcrocat17

“Do you want to play a game”


Le_Mug

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀


iSkateiPod

My guess: I can't believe it chopped the whole tip right off!


theglenlovinet

“I want to play a game”


bklmezeske

Time to work on long range effectiveness


badgerbane

*breaks out the acog sight*


CaioDosGames

\*puts acog on dick\*


fyrestorm90

Instructions unclear: dick stuck in a cog.


CavingGrape

oh god


scinfeced2wolf

*has acoc removed by Daddy Ubi*


portalpro15

That’s exactly what I was thinking 😂


peeinian

[“What are you pissing so close to the urinal for you piece of shit? This is how a real man rocks a piss. Give your balls a tug titfucker.](https://youtu.be/Z5XuqPKtr-g?t=217)


legalizemonapizza

fuck you shoresy


FldLima

That wouldn't reach my tiny dick.


mofugginrob

Wouldn't reach anyone that wasn't humping the back of the urinal.


bmosm

maybe it's there to deter urinal humpers


mofugginrob

A little choppy choppy can't stoppy meeee!


tidbitsz

Its ok the HIV will... unless... guys! I think i found magic johnsons reddit account!


slowburn69420

Please let it be functional incase of urinal humpers


plipyplop

What have we done to offend you?


Shabozz

Hump urinals, specifically.


plipyplop

^^Oh ^^that...


mosstrich

Deter or neuter?


bsonk

Yes


nullpassword

the tip or sex change..


Grithok

Neuter or penectomy?


iordseyton

Deters the genes from being passed along


aza9999

Don't kink shame me


JD_Walton

You guys haven't worked in a bar then. This is to keep That Asshole from vomiting in the urinal. Seriously, you know what happens when That Asshole does that shit? That's right, people start vomiting *everywhere* and your "night" runs till 7am because at some point even bleach can't overcome the smell, even when you're laying it down so thick that you're getting lightheaded. If just one Asshole see's that and nopes his way over to the bowls where it's just another private tragedy happening behind stall walls, that's a win.


mofugginrob

I was a bartender for 3 years, actually. Never had anybody vomit in the urinal.


JD_Walton

Then truly, I must be blessed because it's happened a lot.


Diezall

I think someone taught you the wrong definition for blessed.


SpiderTechnitian

The blade doesn't stop at the urinal, it's far enough from the tracks that hold it so that the blade just turns and flies into your legs and knees That's how it's an equal opportunity dick chopper


devil_lettuce

Someone posted a comment the other day about a guy jerking it into the urinal at work. Anyone else remember that or was I having a reddit fever dream?


mofugginrob

I think I remember something like that.


TheDandyWarhol

Really all they're doing is promoting urinating on the floor.


awfulsome

It wouldn't reach mine because I pee from across the room while making eye contact with anyone entering the bathroom.


LiteralHiggs

Nice new "top rated of all time" comment, lol.


TheFlashFrame

High stakes, low wieners.


PiMpGranny

It's actually designed to prevent people from dookying in the urinal.


x68zeppelin80x

/r/SuicideByWords


Grennox

Need some inspiration to lift you up?


Chad_Chadinski

Wouldn't that achieve the opposite of what the owner of the place would like?


evev13

Yeah if I ran a restaurant I would want to have the fewest amout of cropped off dicks on the floor.


hispeedzintarwebz

3, maybe 4, tops


NTripleOne

Did you mean 'tips'?


anderhole

Yea, I'm gonna be backing up and pissing on the floor.


Used-Journalist-36

It needs a sensor so if you pee on the floor, the blade drops.


born_at_noon

then I stand back 3 feet, and now there's even more on the floor


Atty_for_hire

Yeah, this is a recipe for pee all over the floor.


slaymaster87

ReciPee all over the floor.


ReubenZWeiner

Its not worth losing your head over it


nightwing2024

That's when the anvil drops on you.


baxbooch

Just sit.


Targaryen-ish

Yea, because all the blood on the floor will make the pee come right off.


Funkit

OH SHIT. I just realized this was a guillotine. I thought it was supposed to be a 3D perspective type view of a walkway to make it look like the urinal was floating and was wondering what was so bad about that.


Turakamu

When was the last time you had your eyes checked?


MuksyGosky

For maximum effectiveness


BlightlordAndrazj

Honestly, this would ensure that a lot of guys stand too far back while peeing, resulting in more piss on the floor.


Clonish

Oh God, what’s in the crapper then?


dpgtfc

Piston


IAMColonelFlaggAMA

"Welcome to the Hydraulic Press Channel! Today we are going to test out: how strong are assholes?"


drnick99

never seen a kick starter on a toilet before


Mandelko1

Pissed-in


Vindelator

Bear trap?


StrayWo1f

The barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and the trigger is connected to the flush lever


Nesman64

It looks like a bidet, but it's really a water jet cutter.


ForeskinOfMyPenis

https://youtu.be/dQM__8Jn978


Crev1729

Ahh yes. The Pee-o-tine.


amSalmon

This is what happens when you clog the king's toilet.


Nytloc

I’d just go for a three-pointer.


punisher1005

Half-court. All or “nothin’”.


No_Solid_7861

As if a carpeted bathroom wasn't punishment enough


DrPilkington

And unstained wood behind the urinal. The person who designed this has not been in a men's restroom.


themettaur

Or they have, and they're a sadomasochist.


chostax-

You sure that’s carpet? Doesn’t look like it to me.


NaughtyDreadz

Jokes on them... I pee about 1m (3') away.


iflysubmarines

This hilarious not really WTF inducing... maybe just me though.


Spartan2470

Do they want make sure that the floor is covered in piss?


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DrTokinkoff

Wee-Wee!


ItLivesInsideMe

Ah yes, my highschool nickname.


The-One-Who-Farts

Jokes on them. They'd cut their own toilet in half and my little dick would be unscathed. That thing would cut the skin off my hands before it cut my dick.


FerinhaTop

smol pp gang, this is our time to shine!!


_Arctica_

For late-in-life circumcisions.


TrypleS0uLShoT

WHO THE FUUUCK HAS CARPET IN THEIR BATHROOM!?!?!??!?!?!!??!!


austinmiles

The 70s. Stepping out of the shower onto carpet is really awesome. I’d imagine pulling up the carpet after years of use is SUPER gross though.


Neuroticmuffin

Why? Do you sit in the urinal?


GrimaceIVXX

probably hit my belly first.


Antiliani

"Do you want to play a game?"


DiarrheaMonkey-

I can't read the signs. Do they say "We want you to piss on the floor"? I bet that's what they say.


threeballs

I immediately heard visualized the Archer meme asking, "Do you want people to piss on the floor? Because that's how you get people to piss on the floor."


ApolloXLII

Great way to encourage a piss covered floor due to people taking long-distance pees.


Major_Agitated

Watch your chopper from the chopper.


Awwowo

The dickotine


Carston1011

Anyone who's worried about this needs to work on their range...


Fireball_1918

But you see at that point you just got to stand back a couple feet


ControversyisKey

Cleanest urinal of all time


Siskiyou

Think about the guy that has to clean the floor.


Alone-Monk

I'm scaroused


NinjaFish_RD

Y'all stick your dick all the way into the urinal?


Titanpb1

Looks like its time to sit


helpmestallin

#YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER


phuhcue

Who wouldn't piss on it out of principle?


pool_party820

Is there a sub for cool toilets like this


Gorfyx

There is a manga about this, is called: Sore wa Tada no Senpai no Chinko You're welcome


artmobboss

I would have to try and rub one out under it.. The wank of doom..


jcraig3k

It's a peeotine


AreYouItchy

I pity the poor bastard who has to clean that bathroom!


-Dubwise-

I would have to be standing ***in*** the urinal to be worried about that.


maggos

Peeatine


bigcuddlybastard

Must be a french restaurant


let-me-die1991

They’re trying to see who can set the distance score. This is to weed out the amateurs


_FRISK_YT_

You lost your penis privileges


YoungDiscord

SNIPER MODE ENGAGE


-SasquatchTheGreat-

r/dontputyourdickinthat


GaryChalmers

Reminds me of what could have happened with Larry David's [urinal](https://youtu.be/LEIzNrdRZYQ?t=31) from Curb.


DrTokinkoff

Is this at a synagogue?


Chirpin_Crickets

#OFF WITH HIS HEAD!


LennyBrisco01

Bris?


choopaghlili

it also removes foreskin form the whole frontal body.


gr8sk8

Let me guess, the bowl to the left has an airbag under the seat.


[deleted]

Why would anyone put wood behind a urinal? Design IQ: Negligible.


elitomsig

Pressure aim is the answer!


ProbablyDoesntLikeU

What do the little yellow signs say?


Desperate-Session265

pee long


whippymcdumbass

Unless your name happens to be shoresey


andthatsalright

\*How to make sure there's piss on your floor\*


BertIsTheWord

Sometimes you just need to guillotine your peen.


Sharko_Gaming_YT

If things go badly then you have a little snack


gonnachangeitlater

Stand back


DaddyJBird

I wonder if that causes more spillage since guys may choose to not step as close?


Kooky_Mountain522

I can already feel the cold smelly ammonia drips on my hands looking at this picture


GJones007

Do you want to play a game?


jointheclockwork

Ah yes, the legendary "Urinal of Circumcision".


KennyWeeWoo

Just take a step back?


ITriedSoHard419-68

The Gender Reassigner


sammydow

I learned I can’t pee when under pressure so I would not be able to piss at all


andyb521740

Cringy interior decorating


Cactus_Bomb

Shoresy wouldn’t have a problem here


SardineEnBoite

Dick chopp


redsolitary

I get gun shy already. There’s no way I could get a stream going under those conditions.


Q8D

I guess automation has made it into the circumcision business?


maybeJeremy

Gender neutral bathroom?


DubsBunnyy

Thank god for my 2 incher


SemenSigns

We're going for distance. We're going for speed!


legitimatechicken

You know what fuck that floor its ugly anyways


lolsup1

You think I stand that close?


Captain-Boof-It

Ah yes my old nemesis the urinal with a threatening aura


kmd84

“I’ll just pee on the street”


Dojima91

My smol pp will be safe


Jfield24

Why?


chivoloko454

Joke is on them when one has a micropenis.


ChrisMagnets

I've worked in enough bars to know this definitely smells like real pee


evan1529

That must be one sticky floor


harbison215

Jokes on you, I’ll piss all over the floor before putting my dick in a guillotine


skippysqueaz

I mean I'm just going to pee from a farther distance away. This bathroom floor is going to be covered in piss.


Robertbnyc

Are those yellow stickies on each side and if so, what do they say!?


SponsoredByChina

I need to know what the sticky notes say but the quality is so terrible that even zooming in I can’t quite make it out. Looks like three words on the left one and two on the right one. Edit: I guess I should say “lines” instead of “words” because the right one might have three words as well.


byount

Do you want pee everywhere? Because this is how you get pee everywhere.


RedditMayne

Well...you won't be uncut for long...or for short.


Adelaidekris

I hate shitting in these things they're so uncomfortable


MrGaffe

Not like I’ve ever used mine anyway


Azurakx

I think I can hold it a bit longer...


BigD1966

Obviously wanna see how far back from the urinal you can stand and still hit it. Either that or they want you to pee on the floor


Convenientjellybean

It needs a pull chain for the flusher


Charming_Emergency_1

Pissing for distance...


jesse950

Just the tip.


NorCalMisfit

Laughs in strong stream.


Kovalition

I mean unless you’re laying your dick on the urinal you’re safe..


morbidly_appealing

Give your balls a tug


CapJunior6591

Long one day small the ether days


kharmak

Hips out!


bpcombs

A piss and a briss.


Erk417

I trust that knot


willie-bum-bum

What do the post it's say?


majorslax

Nah, that's just long distance peeing. I pity the janitor.