By - ilterisbeg
Both the best and worst thing I've ever seen.
As a kid I would have loved this but as a parent I would be afraid my kid would get tetanus
You should be more afraid of the recruiters they have hidden inside
“Hey kid wanna join the army and use these things?”
"Hey kids, do you like the beach?"
ON THE 6TH OF JUNE
Hey kid have you been to a Turkish prison?
Instead of a pedo, there’s a recruiter
You get Tetanus from getting the bacteria in your skin through quite big or deep wounds - it's very common in soil. It's only associated with rust because what else gives you deep cuts and get soil in the wound if not old metal parts (or glass shards)
TIL i'm too lazy to google this and confirm it
It is correct
Why would rust make you sick, it's iron oxide that's it.
That's kind of a bad argument though, many things are just X and do indeed make you sick.
I'm not criticizing you. It's what people thought for a long time and continues to be a common myth.
But if you think about it
How in the world do you get a vaccine against iron oxide? I'm trying to point out how quaint it is to the non-googler.
I’d be worried about the incoming BONK off of the armour, that shit doesn’t exactly absorb energy on so little a scale
I’d be more worried about Asbestos... 😩
Yes it is
Day 374. They still suspekt nothing
The first one kinda of reminds me of the manta ray in Nemo
I was thinking at first it was painted to be like a sturgeon, but it also has a ladybug feel.
Do they have smiley grenades and HE shells with sponge bob painting ?
Mama told me not to play with guns so...
Thomas the tank engine's Slavic cousins.
Thomas (pronounced Toe-mas) the *tank*
I want this to be a paintball or airsoft course
Fun fuct: i know the third one. Its some old apc in tank museum at Lešany, in Czech Republic. You can drop yoir kids there, while you drink your beer...
Even better: leave your kids with the beer and go enjoy yourself at the playground!
I was about to ask what the 3rd one is! Thanks
Look how the massacred my boys
Let me gues, a ex soviet country?
This is soo... creepy.
This is sad...
On the bright side playing soldiers would be way more fun
People say this is creepy or sad, but id fuckin LOVE this shit as a kid, even moreso now honestly since getting to climb inside these things alone is difficult to do
I would have gotten a bunch of my friends to play “tank soldiers” in the T-34 and it would be a blast. Start your imaginations, the Tigers are coming!
And if the manual turret drive still worked, it would be the cherry on top
Maters mom looks like a beast of a woman.
Creepy af ngl
Near Nightmare Fuel levels... Or just rapey...
This looks sick af, we need more of these
Someone make some sad greentext-esque poems tk go with this. I need it
>I broke down many years ago
>in the battlefield full of bodies and mud
>my crew abandoned me here
>Commander Ivan promised engineers would come
>the engineers never came.
>but I understand
>they had to advance quickly and leave me behind
>but I always wondered if my crew made it, without my armor to keep them safe
>I could only wait and ponder as I sat stuck here in this place
>thirty years have passed, or maybe more
>I started to rust, paint peeled off my floor
>now the grass is green and grown, over this battlefield full of bones
>a city was built around me with brand new shiny buildings
>then I knew my people had won, my comrades have achieved victory.
>the townsfolk built a playground and painted me like a circus clown
>my engine was removed, and all my spiky bits
>children love to laugh and play
>I am a perfect jungle gym
>we are happy, they are safe.
>One day I see a mother
>she looks very familiar
>her son comes forward and pats my side
>it takes me a second to realize
>so with joy I watch him play.
>he looks just like his grandfather.
Did you make that up? It’s beautiful.
Ye, I did! Thanks!
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Man I was honestly waiting for a rick roll, but i liked it l
“Hi there kids, my name is Buggy and I’m here today to teach you about the dangers of depleted uranium shells, HAHAHAHAA! Doesn’t that sound like fun?”
Russia seems like a fun place
The village was too poor to afford a new playground, just have to use what’s lying around
martyrs and veterans are proud of you, well done guys, OH WAIT!! 🐏
Glad I got to experience this for a little while as a kid. Maybe why I like tanks so much
Hey mom look at me
\*falls off t54 and dies\*
Only in the Old Warsaw Pact, huh?
"Is safest playground in world!"
"But sir, those are live High Explosive 85mm shells!"
"Yes, is very safe."
"I said is very safe! Is Russian, it will never fail."
Ladybug is fucking creepy
Imagine being allowed to climb around in those chonkers.
Look how they massacred my boy…
BTR, variant unknown
T34, variant unknown
In Russia tanks don't play with you, you play with tanks!
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what's the first one? I have seen that in another video and was wondering the official name of it was called and the country of origin.
Former Soviet BTR-60. Not sure where, but I’d hazard the guess that it’s Eastern Europe.
I actually think those are artpieces, I've heard about the decorated T34-85, but i cant recall any specifics
"Mama, it followed me home; can I keep it?"
Clown Car T-34....never thought I'd see the day.
Russia or Florida?
War Thunder skins [2021 Leak 100% real]
This feels like it would be titled “Remnants of War”
I love the idea of taking these war machines and turning them into nothing more than a playset for kids.
where, i want it