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Child park

Child park

Tanker31_YT

Both the best and worst thing I've ever seen.


Toucheh_My_Spaghet

As a kid I would have loved this but as a parent I would be afraid my kid would get tetanus


YoBoiWitTheShits

You should be more afraid of the recruiters they have hidden inside


275MPHFordGT40

“Hey kid wanna join the army and use these things?”


maroonedpariah

"Hey kids, do you like the beach?"


korosec-jan

PRIMO VICTORIA!!!


WaitingToBeTriggered

ON THE 6TH OF JUNE


korosec-jan

1944!!!!!!!!!!!


mekkanik

Hey kid have you been to a Turkish prison?


_Wubawubwub_

Instead of a pedo, there’s a recruiter


Profitablius

You get Tetanus from getting the bacteria in your skin through quite big or deep wounds - it's very common in soil. It's only associated with rust because what else gives you deep cuts and get soil in the wound if not old metal parts (or glass shards)


Lt_Marks

TIL i'm too lazy to google this and confirm it


DefTheOcelot

It is correct Why would rust make you sick, it's iron oxide that's it.


Profitablius

That's kind of a bad argument though, many things are just X and do indeed make you sick.


DefTheOcelot

I'm not criticizing you. It's what people thought for a long time and continues to be a common myth. But if you think about it How in the world do you get a vaccine against iron oxide? I'm trying to point out how quaint it is to the non-googler.


Dahak17

I’d be worried about the incoming BONK off of the armour, that shit doesn’t exactly absorb energy on so little a scale


Roberta-Morgan

I’d be more worried about Asbestos... 😩


ilterisbeg

Yes it is


Arcmage139

Agreed


shiciloy4288

Day 374. They still suspekt nothing


BonjinTheMark

The first one kinda of reminds me of the manta ray in Nemo


IamEnginerd

I was thinking at first it was painted to be like a sturgeon, but it also has a ladybug feel.


ninijon1

Do they have smiley grenades and HE shells with sponge bob painting ?


Slabraton

Mama told me not to play with guns so...


BungMcSkrungkins

Thomas the tank engine's Slavic cousins.


LightningFerret04

Thomas (pronounced Toe-mas) the *tank*


goohugger555555

I want this to be a paintball or airsoft course


svabuna123

Fun fuct: i know the third one. Its some old apc in tank museum at Lešany, in Czech Republic. You can drop yoir kids there, while you drink your beer...


killallhumansss

Even better: leave your kids with the beer and go enjoy yourself at the playground!


NeroStudios2

I was about to ask what the 3rd one is! Thanks


_gmmaann_

Look how the massacred my boys


Die_Partei1955

Let me gues, a ex soviet country?


damngoodengineer

This is soo... creepy.


Krle002

This is sad...


Sir-War666

On the bright side playing soldiers would be way more fun


Keyoya

People say this is creepy or sad, but id fuckin LOVE this shit as a kid, even moreso now honestly since getting to climb inside these things alone is difficult to do


LightningFerret04

I would have gotten a bunch of my friends to play “tank soldiers” in the T-34 and it would be a blast. Start your imaginations, the Tigers are coming! And if the manual turret drive still worked, it would be the cherry on top


DVant10denC

Maters mom looks like a beast of a woman.


Hamburger_Killer

Creepy af ngl


Machete_Metal

Near Nightmare Fuel levels... Or just rapey...


SpamShot5

This looks sick af, we need more of these


TheDankScrub

Someone make some sad greentext-esque poems tk go with this. I need it


LightningFerret04

*T-34-85* >I broke down many years ago >in the battlefield full of bodies and mud >my crew abandoned me here >Commander Ivan promised engineers would come >the engineers never came. . >but I understand >they had to advance quickly and leave me behind >but I always wondered if my crew made it, without my armor to keep them safe >I could only wait and ponder as I sat stuck here in this place . >thirty years have passed, or maybe more >I started to rust, paint peeled off my floor >now the grass is green and grown, over this battlefield full of bones >a city was built around me with brand new shiny buildings >then I knew my people had won, my comrades have achieved victory. >the townsfolk built a playground and painted me like a circus clown >my engine was removed, and all my spiky bits >children love to laugh and play >I am a perfect jungle gym >we are happy, they are safe. . >One day I see a mother >she looks very familiar >her son comes forward and pats my side >it takes me a second to realize >so with joy I watch him play. >he looks just like his grandfather.


collins50235

Did you make that up? It’s beautiful.


LightningFerret04

Ye, I did! Thanks!


TheDankScrub

*sniff* thanks


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


TheDankScrub

Man I was honestly waiting for a rick roll, but i liked it l


Leha_Blin

r/anormaldayinrussia


GillyMonster18

“Hi there kids, my name is Buggy and I’m here today to teach you about the dangers of depleted uranium shells, HAHAHAHAA! Doesn’t that sound like fun?”


Disaster_Different

Russia seems like a fun place


LightningFerret04

The village was too poor to afford a new playground, just have to use what’s lying around


likeastardust

martyrs and veterans are proud of you, well done guys, OH WAIT!! 🐏


FatherSergius

Glad I got to experience this for a little while as a kid. Maybe why I like tanks so much


GrandAdmiral_Anime

Hey mom look at me \*falls off t54 and dies\*


buttpooperson

Only in the Old Warsaw Pact, huh?


MildlyHumanWasTaken

"Is safest playground in world!" "But sir, those are live High Explosive 85mm shells!" "Yes, is very safe." "But sir...!" "I said is very safe! Is Russian, it will never fail."


-RageMachine

Ladybug is fucking creepy


Leondardo_1515

Imagine being allowed to climb around in those chonkers.


Nighttimebuilder

Look how they massacred my boy…


DCG-Gaming

BTR, variant unknown T34, variant unknown ? T55?


Katiari

In Russia tanks don't play with you, you play with tanks!


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Illustrious-Mess02

what's the first one? I have seen that in another video and was wondering the official name of it was called and the country of origin.


l_rufus_californicus

Former Soviet BTR-60. Not sure where, but I’d hazard the guess that it’s Eastern Europe.


Habubu_Seppl

I actually think those are artpieces, I've heard about the decorated T34-85, but i cant recall any specifics


Slabraton

"Mama, it followed me home; can I keep it?"


Darki_Elf_Nikovarus

Clown Car T-34....never thought I'd see the day.


Mabepossibly

Russia or Florida?


Minifridge13

War Thunder skins [2021 Leak 100% real]


_Wubawubwub_

This feels like it would be titled “Remnants of War”


Falloutfan2281

I love the idea of taking these war machines and turning them into nothing more than a playset for kids.


KV-1Bruh

where, i want it


griffin2322

deppressing