Curb your enthusiasm
By - Whooper121
If those kids could read they'd be very upset
Same goes for Pit mains
They’re just happy to be here
Can confirm, y'all make for swell company. :)
who needs to read when i just spam nair and get into elite smash
^viridi ^for ^smash
I would be unironically hyped for Tetris block.
You say that until Steve is it’s absolute *worst* matchup
Tetris block being better than Brawl Meta Knight would be the funniest thing to happen in Smash.
I don’t care if it’s toad, as long as they play well I’ll be happy. Banjo was neat until I tried playing him.
This is exactly why I’d rather it be a character I don’t know but is from a game with actual fighting moves (2D fighting games, RPGs, etc) than some meme character like Tetris block.
Making a moveset for those type of characters leads to gimmicky moves that the character is heavily dependent on. Like Piranha Plant and ptooie.
100% agree. I only want characters I know would have an interesting moveset potential. I feel like a lot of the popular characters I see on tierlists or whatever don’t have good potential, that I know of.
I’d be so down for a Tetris block character. The down-B could make you cycle through different shapes, giving you different abilities a la Pokemon Trainer.
I'm a line piece main
Spirits don’t deconfirm fighters!
Personally would be 100% down for like literally any puyo character just because it would make way more sense. I don’t even play Puyo, I’ve always been a Tetris player but PPT is a solud game.
I want a Parodius character
Which one, or will it just be all of them? I wonder if the t-spin will be in Smash.
"Everyone is here"
Can’t wait to see how Mario gets beaten up this time
Master Chief mows him down in a warthog doing 60 mph
mario is mowed down by rocket league car, causing both of his lungs to collapse and his spine to shatter
Mario gets his internal organs melted by an energy sword, making him unable to gasp for air or pump blood to his head, giving him simultaneously nightmare-like visions and an ischemic stroke.
Mario is pierced by a blade, we can hear a clear "GET OVER HERE" and Mario is dragged straight to the Netherrealm
Mario gets deleted by the BFG-9,000
mario is tackled by the 2008 Tennessee titans roster
Mario gets diced into a thousand pieces after catching Raiden’s Zandatsu before having his entrails brutally torn out from inside of him
Mario crosses the Gensokyo barrier and is immediately eaten alive by a horde of youkai
Mario is thrown like a football into a pit of lava by Vince Young.
##OCTANE BOOSTS INTO THE BATTLE!
I didn't know I need this until now. Damn.
Sonic hits Mario into Fortnite this time.
**waddle dee just stabs him with a spear**
Stabs him in the ribs like Jesus
For a change, instead of violence he gets obliterated by FACTS and LOGIC by Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
Mario gets falsely accused for the murder of Luigi, and Phoenix has to defend him in court.
[Music stops. Desk is slammed.]
The victim was in possession of green mushrooms, which means...
[Pursuit - Cornered starts playing. Background is now blue anime shit.]
THE VICTIM ISN'T DEAD!
Heavy spends $400000 in 12 seconds
Doomguy rips out his fucking spine
Mario gets his shit rocked by Goku.
My only dream is to see Mario get thrown in prison for murder in the Phoenix Wright reveal.
I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight
Edit: nevermind I slept fine
Me neither. I'm so uneasy!
It’s harder when living in Japan. I have to wait an extra day, yo...
What time is it going to be?
June 16, 1 Am Japan time.
June 15, 9 am PDT/ 12 pm EDT
It's going to be 12 PM here in Chile as well. Good times.
One more day!
Somehow with irl responsibilities I forgot it was tmrw. I’m also off from work tmrw, let’s go!!
Lets go!! I had to call off lolol
Lmao nice. Did you do it because of E3? If so you’re a mad lad
People have called off for way less
People called off at my work because they wanted to go shopping... so yeah.
I mean y’all are right, I sure have myself lol. I was just curious
in my country it starts at 4 and i come off work around 15:30, some traffic laws will be ignored
> some traffic laws will be ignored
Lmao! Be safe
For me it is as 12 AM. I will have a late lunch.
For me it starts at 6pm. My shift at work also starts at 6pm. I know what I'll be watching when I get home ;)
It's perfectly timed for my lunch break, I might be a little late but other than that I'm good
One day more,
Another day, another theory post,
‘Bout whichever character they like the most,
These kids all seem to think we’ll see,
Sora’s teaser at E3,
One day more.
I cannot live another day
How can I live while we sit here waiting
E3 is just a world away
Will I be glad or will I be sulking
It’s tomorrow? What time?
9am PST/12pm EST
This same time tomorrow.
Sorry but I couldn’t find it. About what time should I expect if there might be a smash brothers character announcement?
9am PST/12pm EST Nintendo’s Direct starts. It'll last 40 minutes, with around three hours of various gameplay afterwards. I’m guessing beginning, end, or anywhere in between
Look up the Nintendo Youtube channel or Nintendo of America Twitter. You'll find the link to the Direct there.
Honestly, my hopes are higher for BOTW sequel. It's been 2 YEARS since the announcement with only "yeah, development is going fine" as information
Yeah but if they’re not gonna show gameplay I’d rather have nothing
A vague panoramic shot with a title or release date seems a bit too stuck up, even for Nintendo. ^(Hell, Outer Worlds 2 mocked those kinds of trailers)
I just want any information about the game itself. I would even be alright with another cinematic trailer like in 2019. I doubt that it will just be a release date, as Nintendo only tends to do that when they're sure that the game can make that deadline, which requires it to be in the final stages of development, which then would allow them to make actual trailers and stuff.
Honestly, this is the way.
>I doubt that it will just be a release date, as Nintendo only tends to do that when they're sure that the game can make that deadline
BOTW: *intense sweeting*
the Outer Worlds 2 is going to be cited as how to properly make a game trailer for the foreseeable future, it was that meta and funny
E3 recently has had this trend of running the “self-aware” joke into the ground over and over each year, especially with Devolver’s last few conferences, but Outer Worlds managed to pull it off pretty nicely.
Most E3 skits boil down to “yeah we know we are game devs, yeah we say the fuck word, and we’re here to make money from you”
Honestly, I usually find the self aware and meta ads incredibly unfunny and annoying, but i think they did a really good job. Idk what was so good about it but overall their ad was very enjoyable
[laughs in Metroid Prime 4 being restarted 2.5 years ago and being announced 4 years ago]
[cries in Bayonetta 3 in solidarity]
Honestly? I just want the whole speculation cycle to end. It's been fun, but it's been several years now.
The speculation cycle never ends. After the pass is over, the next cycle is whether or not a new Smash will come out, and then what the roster will look like
Not *right* after the pass. Ultimate will definitely be the only smash on switch. That cycle will speculate again once some completely new console comes out. Honestly they should just keep making fighter passes cuz you can’t top ultimate.
I actually think that’s how it’s going to go. Once a new console hits, at some point we’re just going to get a port of Ultimate with all the previously released characters (if they can easily get the liceansings again) and some slight visual upgrades, then probably another wave of characters.
No reason to try and top Ultimate if they can just bundle it all together and sell it again
“Ultimate” does literally mean ‘final’ or ‘last’, after all.
Tbh I wouldn't mind honestly
Same here. The hype has been fun, but I can't stand waiting a couple more months.
I’m gonna get really hyped then spend all of Wednesday crying, it’s my routine
Gotta keep with tradition
It is Wednesday, my dudes 😭
Patiently waiting for some DLC characters to be toned down a notch ngl
Tbh that’s the 2nd(*maybe 3rd?*) most hype thing about new DLC, they come with balance patches!
Who you thinking of?
Ironically a handful of them who are just OP enough to not be labeled as broken but just “very high tier”
Joker - he’s still crazy good, arsene is just too good. I feel that they could tone down his arsene more than they did last time
Terry’s - gyser and buster wolf could also kill a little later
Min min - delete her (I’m kidding) I’m currently in a region where I don’t face many good min mins but when I was in Latin America, the shit internet from everyone makes her untouchable.
Pyra/mythra - I don’t even know where to begin, their risk to reward ratio is insane. Or just make them lighter
King...jumps into the ring!
I think you'd love that (as would I; I'd love a tekken rep)
Jin, Kazuya, Yoshimitsu would be sick also.
Ngl just really hoping for any Tekken representation. If it’s a Mishima, Jin or King I’d be very happy
BROOOOO KAZUYA IS IN !!!
Kazuya is in let’s gooooo. It’s nearly unbelievable but it just made sense to me it’s the most popular fighting game in Japan. Let’s gooooo
Not OP but if Joker, Byleth, and Min Min got nerfed I wouldn't complain 👀
I agree with Min Min. Didn’t Joker get hit already? Also buff Byleth again Lmaoooo
Yes he did, pls no more papa ninty, I need to hide behind my op characters to fight confidently
No no no, Joker's totally balanced bro, trust me
SAKURAI PRESENTS AMON GUS
SAKURAI CALLS AN EMERGENCY MEETING
If Sly Cooper doesn’t get in I will commit sudoku
He’ll get in when he gets a new game
Haha... yeah... can’t wait 🥲
I'm sure they're working on it. Just hang in there 💀
I hope eggman
I’ve been wishing for Tails since smash 4 tbh
I'd be happy with either.
Preferably Tails though.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate & Knuckles
I can already see it.
A quick picture show of hero’s and villains in smash with banjo and kazooie at the end.
Cut to the 2 Kong’s, King K, and Banjo and kazooie just having a siesta when the tv turns on
With eggman broadcasting a message
“I’ve come to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog is a bi—“
Pfffft Sandbag all day
Nope, if only they weren't an assist trophy :'(
New character, maximum hype
No disappointment ever because every dlc is hype
I love that attitude!
But Gonk Droid is already confirmed 🤩
Watch it be something completely out of left field, like Kerrigan or something because starcraft 64 was a thing.
...Fuck, I actually really want to see that now. If only for the intro trailer showing Seph and Kerrigan duking it out to the tune of one-winged angel.
Plus we'd get to see Mario getting devoured by a swarm of angry Zerglings!
ZERGLING RUSHES into battle!
This counts as hyping responsibly riiiiiiight?
Time for another character I don’t know!
This was me with Banjo but now he's my main lol
Sometimes those are the best ones. Xenoblade 2 and Three Houses are both among my favorite games, and while I enjoy Pyra/Mythra and Byleth I have way more fun with Terry, who I had literally never heard of before his reveal, and Sephiroth who I knew but I’ve never played any FF game.
I’ve only recognized 2 fighters. The others I didn’t even know existed.
Who did you recognize?
Banjo & Kazooie (who I only knew because they were so highly requested) and Steve
Second but of advice: remember the people on twitter are not real
Lately, this sub has not been any better than Twitter
It’s actually worse in some cases
TIP 3: don't go near social media in general, if you do, it will make you want to die
I'm just hoping that the character's fun, that's all.
(But Volga, Ryu Hayabusa, or Rillaboom would be cool)
Can't wait! I have been preventing any spoilers, leaks, theories etc.
Personal hopes and predictions:
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Jin Kazama (Tekken)
Akira (Astral Chain)
Master Chief (Halo)
Arle (Puyo Puyo)
Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden/DoA)
Boggy B (Worms)
I know it's probably not going to happen, but man I'd be happy if Spyro got in.
I'm a new-ish Smash player, but I played the shit outta the Spyro games when I was a kid and having him in Smash would be awesome.
> Boggy B (Worms)
This person has amazing taste
Dude I lowkey hope that Rayman joins, but I’m realistically expecting Ryu Hayabusa
Would be really surprised if they don’t make it in considering all of the buzz surrounding him
Given the Byleth reveal, nintendo doesnt give a fuck about who their fanbase wants
Not hating on Byleth btw
Also: it’s okay to be upset or dissatisfied by a character. Just don’t be a jerk about it. Toxic positivity is no better than normal toxicity.
The healthiest mindset is that in a roster of now 80 characters, no matter how deep your interest in gaming goes, liking everyone in that huge of a roster would mean the roster isn’t diverse enough, or is focusing too much on your specific interests. Having a few dislikes is fine but you can still appreciate what those characters do to diversify the gameplay and presentation.
It's only one day away; I'm excited
“I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite fighting game on the Citadel.”
Shepard for Smash!
So you're telling me the leaks confirmed Scrimblo Bimblo??
Trying to find a Rayman gif but all I can find are those fucking Rabbids
A man can dream
This reminds me a lot of 2019 E3
- PlayStation is out of the thing
- Xbox, Bethesda, and Square Enix are leading so far
- two new smash fighters
- hopefully announcement of BOTW2
Do you just mean more info for BOTW2? Pretty sure it’s already been officially announced, right?
The Knight (Hollow Knight) in smash please :)
I’M HAPPY WITH WHATEVER SMASH CHARACTER THERE IS I JUST WANT METROID TO SHOW UP
With Skyward Sword HD and Zelda 35 I see Ghirahim as a very possible addition. I even thought of the best announcment:
It's end of the SSHD block and they say there's one other thing they'd like to add, it then cuts to Link and Ghirahim fighting. Link lands a good hit on Ghirahim and then he charges up a powerful spell, then the arena changes to Battlefield, Ghirahim goes "well i didn't intend on this but I'll gladly take it!"
Ghirahim summons a fight!
I know it's very simple but I thought it was pretty cool
Hopes: Hakurei Reimu
Expectations: The Imposter from Among Us
Brace yourselves for the disappointment posts!
Rythem heaven for smash is totally possible right?
No I am hyped for the next Fire Emblem character and you can't stop me
I feel like this reveal isn’t going to be as big as Steve, I feel like it’s going to get the same response as Banjo or MinMin.
Now the FINAL reveal is probably going to be super hype.
But let’s bet,
Will it be one or two reveal?
I think it'll be two, at least if they've learned anything from Byleth's reveal.
What I mean, is that they'll know not to end the Pass with a first-party character, and any third-party characters are always revealed at big events (unless we have a Terry situation).
Honestly? I think it’s only one. I don’t think they’d drop the final two characters at once. I’d expect Sakurai to do the “hint” kind of thing, like he was doing with the three fingers before the Byleth reveal, but this time for the final reveal.
Banjo and Kazooie was hype as hell when they got revealed, are you kidding?
I mostly meant people cared more for Hero and the Mii costume, or at least from what I was able to tell. There was a large group of like “gamer friends” that hung out at school and they didn’t care much for Banjo.
Also, yes, the reveal itself was nice, but I don’t think it was very hype, especially when comparing it to ones that stirred everyone up, like Sephiroth and his badass entrance to the series.
Banjo had a weird feeling for me. He just kinda.. was there.
I expect a Reddit moment to take place on this comment.
Ah. I suppose. Everyone I saw was really hyped but I of course couldn't see everyone's reactions, maybe there was a lot of disappointment I didn't see.
What do you mean a reddit moment?
Shares opinion, gets destroyed with downvotes
Maybe you just got lucky.
Damn, I looked at it like 10 minutes ago and it was already at -1. Now it’s at 4 lmao
Now *that's* a Reddit moment lol. I've been there.
It would have to be like Sora or Master Chief to compete with Steve, so I doubt we’ll get there again.
Imagine Sakurai coming on stream and just saying "Hello, is this Among Us? Is this the Imposter from Among Us?"
“Yes, this is the Imposter from Among Us.”
I’m just accepting the fact it’s gonna be some forkin random like box guy from adventure or something random that makes no sense in a fighting game.
The box from Adventure would be hilarious and awesome ngl
Sometimes the characters that make no sense in a fighting game make for the most creative fighters of all.
JRPG or retro fighting game character, you heard it here first
Kind of hoping they do a double reveal like with Banjo and Hero, one for the West and one for Japan, but yeah that’s a stretch
Wait is this PapaGeno’s by any chance lol
I’m sure everyone agrees but it doesn’t matter who gets announced a lot of people will be pissed off anyway
It happens when you deal with such a massive fanbase.
Angry Bird in Smash!
Let's just say, pokemon Sword and Shield fans are in for a real treat
I don’t expect anyone I want will get in, my hope is it’s just not someone I don’t want
It would be great if their toxicity didnt ruin the whole chat like last time.
Bugs Bunny DLC confirmed
Idk if I'm more hype for dlc or a balance patch
I hope Crash isn’t in there because I made a bet that if he is confirmed for Smash, then I’ll release my own nudes.
Please please Sakurai please remember your own children and add Bandana Dee
*starts praying to whatever deity may be listening*
I would personally love to see Mortal Kombat represented in Smash Bros, preferably Scorpion but I'd be okay with any MK character. I believe E3 would be Mortal Kombat's highest chance as it is a western event. The chances of an MK rep are slim to none though and it's highly unlikely....but a man can dream can't he?
I'm still holding on for a Hollow Knight Rep. Nintendo had been really vocal about their love (that's not the right word) for it and I hope they'll reward it with a smash inclusion like shovel knight
So, given the announcement of a certain game coming to the Switch at the end of the month, I now want to say that Monica is somehow going to be added to Smash XD.
But for reals though, I kinda hope that at least one of the fighters is a cute one. And I mean "adorable creature" cute and not "pretty anime human" cute. Like Bandana Dee or Jibanyan. Mostly Bandana Dee. The quartet must be completed, dammit!
Do we know for sure they are announcing it tmrw? They usually give some notice
RHYTHM HEAVEN AND F ZERO FIR SWITTCCHHHHH. Hehehehe...he
I’m so hyped! Who y’all hoping for? I’m hoping for the Knight (Hollow Knight) and a TF2 rep. I’ll be happy with whoever though.
Monika will be the next character calling it now