By - ukubass
I hadn't thought of it, but now I am. Here's my ideas for a setlist and rough story.
* Open with "I Just Want to Dance" over footage of a young Danny. It was NSP's first video, so it's fitting to be the first song.
* A short version of "Danny Don't You Know" while Danny gets a vision of his future self.
* Danny meets Ninja Brian and there's a montage to "Best Friends Forever".
* The montage leads directly into "NSP Theme Song" as NSP start to gain success.
* Danny invites a girl home for "Welcome to my Parents' House".
* He starts to fall in love and they have to go on a "Road Trip".
* NSP is now very successful, and there's a reprise of "Danny Don't You Know".
* Danny runs into the girl from earlier, and invites her over for a "Mansion Party."
* Movie ends with them getting married and having a kid, who they are tucking in because "It's Bedtime".
I dig that idea! I can also imagine "Attitude City" being the location the musical begins. Also describing a normal day in the life of Danny Sexbang.
I'm seeing a lot of parallels between NSP and Tenacious D. They're both comedy musical bands made up of best friends. They both have amazing vocalists. They both have songs that exaggerate how awesome their band is, and tell tall tales of their adventures.
Yeah. I can also see Danny Sexbang being the narrator of the story of his past life.
Literally going to make new mixes of the songs now, who’s writing the script😂
I got it! Been working on it for a couple days
Ayeee let’s do this!!!
My one major critique is that “I Just Want to Dance” doesn’t really work as an opener for a young Danny since the lyrics talk about banging a thousand women, being the toughest fucking ninja, and killing a king. A better choice IMO would be a tweaked version of “Unicorn Wizard” or “Dragon Slayer” which emphasizes that he’s lying and isn’t actually as cool/sexy as he claims
Here's how I saw the musical going.
-Danny Sexbang introduces the band to young Dan Avidan.
-Sexbang is here to help guide Dan through life and hopefully get him laid in the process.
-Sexbang gives Exposition to the audience on Dan's life up to this point, growing up in "Attitude City".
-Dan gets mugged by tough guys, and Sexbang does not make the situation any better.
*NO REASON BONER
-Dan meets a beautiful girl but the moment is ruined by a boner that he desperately tries to hide.
-Sexbang still doesn't help much
*DO MATH WITH YOU
-Despite Sexbang telling him to do otherwise, Dan goes to his father and mother for advice.
-His father isn't much help, explaining that he disapproves of his son's hobby of writing music and that he doesn't believe he'll get a girl right now.
-His mother explains how they met in math class and she was won over by the way he used his words.
*SMOOTH TALKING/FYI I WANNA F YOUR A/PEPPERMINT CREAMS
-Sexbang tries to help Dan come up with the perfect thing to say to a girl, claiming he knows exactly how to win over girls.
-Dan gets pissed and argues with Sexbang, claiming he doesn't want his help and hopes he never becomes like him.
-Dan is frustrated about the situation and begins to think about his embarrassing boner moment.
He tries to let his frustration out by writing a song.
-Sexbang joins in, they make up, and Dan agrees to Sexbangs help but on his own terms.
*LET'S GET THIS TERRIBLE PARTY STARTED
-Sexbang tries to give Dan the best odds at meeting a woman by hosting a party
-Dan sees the girl again at the party, she talks about how she's tired of guys constantly trying to hit on her.
-Dan comes up with the song, initially to make fun of those kinds of guys, she finds the tune funny and Dan charming
-Montage of them going on dates, Dan has his first kiss.
-She asks if Dan can take her home with him.
*WELCOME TO MY PARENTS HOUSE
-Dan brings her to his parents house, Sexbang works hard to make the moment perfect.
-Dan's dad walks in and completely Cock blocks him. The girl goes home.
*ATTITUDE CITY REPRISE
-Dan and his dad get into a big argument.
-Dan never felt like his dad has never believed in him, Dan's dad is upset that he raised an immature son.
-Sexbang is in danger of no longer existing if his dad discourages Dan from achieving his full potential.
-Dan tells Ninja Brian to send him back to his even younger self
*DANNY DON'T YOU KNOW
-Dan meets his kid self and tells him how it's ok if people don't believe in him, as long as he believes in himself. He's cool as fuck on the inside and that's enough.
-Sexbang and Brian appear to help encourage the kid.
-Dans Dad appears in the crowd, initially uncomfortable, but is proud of what his son has become.
*NSP THEME REPRISE
I think about it every day actually, got a plot in mind and everything
Me too! I even put together a "set list" on Spotify.
I think it's clear we gotta Starkid Productions this shit!
That's the DREAM I tell ya!
An nsp musical would be full of erections and titties
Oh of course. By the fuck load
A dick load of ham, too
ive been SAYINGGGG this!! it would so good as a love child of something rotten and aveneue Q in terms of off the wall humor. Would it be a bio pic musical or about the characters of Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian?
I would think it'd be a bit of both! Like the story's narrated by Danny Sexbang but it's actually about Dan Avidan
Ohhh! Thats a brilliant idea! I mean..concidering each album is pratically its own musical it wouldnt be too hard to transfer it!
Hell, 6969 is it's own 8 minute opera 😂
HAHA! That’s a great point 😂
Directed by Baz Luhrman.