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amonaloli12

weighing only 125 grams. They spend most of their lives in trees. They feed on tree sap, insects and fruits. https://animalia.bio/pygmy-marmoset


Ardea_herodias_2022

And they always have twins!


Foolishly_Sane

Awesome, thank you for the information on the cool monkey.


Big-Earth3857

I want to watch one eat a raspberry next And then a blueberry And then a sunflower seed And then …


Jiyoh81

A Cheeseburger


ILikeToPoopOnYou

A watermelon


mylifewillchange

Those grapes look like honeydew melons in their tiny hands!!!


wearebobNL

It's all fake. These monkeys are not small. The grapes are just ungodly big.


Varelse4

r/monkeysarentreal


qawsedrf12

one of the best animals I used to care for they got fruit loops as treats


SchwiftyBerliner

Thanks for the huge grin on my face =)


Suspiciously_high

At the Nashville zoo they have only ONE exhibit for the little finger monkeys. You can only see it from the women's bathroom in one part of the park. Every time I go, I have my female friend go in and check it out hopefully to find no one else in there/ stand guard to block the door so I can see them. And EVERY SINGLE TIME it’s completely packed and I’m not able to see the lil monkeys. I been going at least 2-3 times a year for the past few years and I still haven’t gotten to see more than pics of them. I just wanna see the lil guys in person.


SuccessFuture7626

Why only the women's restroom? WtF, men wanna see cute shit too.


junktrunk909

I'm also confused. Why would the bathrooms have any exhibit windows at all? Regardless of gender.


DonBonj

Ohhhh man. If I could be this small every food would be so epic! New fantasy thanks.


TroutComplex

Release the marmosets! — Ren


PC61600

Stimpy. You idiot!


colormanga

banana good, grape better.


thezookeeperfromoz

We have 2 of these little guys at the zoo I work at and yes they are super cute. They will come down onto my shoulder sometimes.


MaisiePJohnson

Now I wish I worked at a zoo with 2 of those little guys who would hang out on my shoulders sometimes.


PC61600

I never met a marmoset.


CoolSquirdle

^(monke)


divineinvasion

Banana for scale???


SchwiftyBerliner

Now I wanna see one tackle a banana :D I wonder how long that'd last for a family of tiny monkeys XD


Well_shitnuggets

🍌 is bigger than monkey


ClumsyStepBro

Ex had a pet marmoset, these mfs are crazy


Oofboi6942O

r/monke


Infinite-Passenger13

Smol monke


talkingmudcrab

You can't convince me that is not an adorable rodent.


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STATEMENT: I AM DREAMING I AM A PYGMY MARMOSET!


Opalescent_Chain

Imagine if we genetically engineered them to be as smart as humans.


FrankieVallieN4

All you have to do is give them a fancy bowler hat, like Dr. Farnsworth did.


athenialiaa

I just learned about tarsiers on Earth at Night in Color. They must be a bit larger, but they’re way cuter.


Boru010

Fuckin’ them grapes up


FungalAstralBlaster

Pet?


Well_shitnuggets

I want one😭😭😭


ketchupmanorwoman

Where's the banana for scale?


DJ_Patron

Banana for scale please


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AnteaterGood

No, pygmy marmosets are definitely smaller than tarsiers. And tarsiers aren't monkeys.


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AnteaterGood

NOT A MONKEY. (Source: I'm a primatologist. Also, reread the paragraph you just pasted.)


jiten108

Do you think this is the link from weasel type mammal to the monkey type mammal?


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

Looks like some creature straight out of a fantasy novel!


Foolishly_Sane

Those are some cool monkeys.


HeatherandHollyhock

Watch on Mute. Imagine they are all talking.


Slate_711

Turtles and monkeys. Love em


Desterhan

Now we can see where dwarf came from


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

He’s our little cousin, haha.


Gratitude-Joy1616

And yet still looks quite menacing


Paul_Thrush

>on the planet Where else would it be?


Time_Calligrapher_56

Where are they indigenous?


LeonDeSchal

That’s the size of the monkey I spank.


DinkoGreen

That's how I eat.


bowmans1993

I wish I could shrink myself down so I could eat giant food. So satisfying


ARecklessRunner

I need a banana for scale.


Then_Zookeepergame_3

Those little white whiskers, they look like little old mens!


scot816

GRAPES FOR SCALE 🍇


LetLooseBro

Very cute!


Ceeweedsoop

Monkey bears.


Smooth_Computer9292

🥹


usuallyNotInsightful

Now how much would one freak out at the sight of a watermelon. “I can’t eat this whole thing! I normally eat grapes!”


PuRe-Trap

Uhhh banana for reference please


MagoTravieso

you ever notice that all monkeys have thinstraight hair white skin and thin lips and enjoy being shittyand violent to others?


ReadditMan

Their skin color actually varies depending on the location, just like with humans. For example: Baboons in Africa have dark skin while Japanese macaque have pale skin.


MagoTravieso

chimpanzees and the rest of the monkees in africa do not have dark skin anyhow caucasians have been known to tan in the sun


ReadditMan

First off, Chimpanzees are not monkeys, they are apes. Apes are not monkeys. [Second, Chimpanzees definitely do have dark skin. You don't know shit so stop trying to act smart.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322472/Guru-chimp-suffering-alopecia-looks-human-star-zoo-attraction.html)


Crotchless_Panties

Your point?


Rifneno

Next time you have a thought... just let it go.


MagoTravieso

take your own advice


judas734

All monkeys don't have straight hair or "white" skin


SuccessFuture7626

Mango thinks he is being cute, when he is only being racist. Don't feed the trolls