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balzzsamm

In Hungary we call it "őszapó" = gray haired old gentleman


wumpus_woo_

why couldn't it be called that in english instead of "bush tit"


G00DLuck

Our greatest ornithologist had a second, greater passion.


Dreadedsemi

Everywhere I look something reminds me of her.


Merkyorz

What a load of bushtit.


potatoesarethedevil

I had a dyslexic moment when reading the title and thought I read "Butshit" and thought "wow, that's an unfortunate name" Bush Tit doesn't seem too bad in comparison.


wumpus_woo_

same, but i read it as "bullshit" 😭


Hefferman1990

Read and re read it multiple times as bullshit too. My mind just would not focus on the actual letters and just kept filling it in


itsshcraft

I laughed so hard thinking about a bird called the Butshit. (British accent) "Here we have the majestic Butshit"


Suitable-Crab-2895

Because English. That's why.


kikiisnotinterested

In Czech it's "mlynařík" = little miller Edit: also Marsh tit is called Grandma tit


suvlub

>Edit: also Marsh tit is called Grandma tit It should be noted that in Czech the "tit" unambiguously refers to the bird and the other "tit" is a completely different word


ThatGreenGuy8

I love how you guys have a word for that


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

I love me some bushtits


dude707LoL

It's the cutest, most baby looking old gentlemen I have seen :D


EmilyTheUwU

balzsam, hihi. jó látni más magyarokat


PurpleMarie77

In the USA we call it Too Cute.


LogMaggot

He’s literally like •.•


Nethlem

*"what did you just call me?"* •.•


scheru

( \*.\* )


Sir_Meowsalot

Made me think of it saying, "You fookin' what mate?!"


ThoughtsonYaoi

That's his accent, sure of it


[deleted]

•v•


nerdybirb

i see your •v• and it’s wonderful but i raise you: • ᵥ •


guywithaniphone22

👁👄👁


barryhakker

“Oi, you fockin wut mate?”


AnonimZim

I can't be the only one who read "long-tailed bullshit" right?


whinyscientist

Came here to see if anyone else had. I had to read it three times before I figured it out


Kal-Kathow

literally came to the comments for this


joshdamnmit

Thought they were bushtittin us.


eilradd

Sir I apologise but I have no choice but to downvote you. I was too proud of the comment I made prior to let you have credit!


DenTheRedditBoi7

Came here to say that lol


[deleted]

I read it as buttshit and Im laughing deliriously after being awake for 2 days lmao


NoKYo16

I'm seeing a cute cotton ball with eyes 😊


razzraziel

https://twitter.com/thamkhaimeng/status/1502141956784279562


NoKYo16

Fantastic 🙋‍♀️


lotsofarts

Fantastit.


Upbeat-Willingness40

Q-Tit


LogMaggot

Yeah, I guess that’s one way to describe a tit


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[удалено]


Chilluminaughty

Let ‘em slip, don’t be a boob


ThallidReject

Just remember that within that cotton ball, as within all tits, is a warriors firey desire for conquest, blood, and the thrill of battle. These birds remember their dinosaur ancestors, and they strive very hard to honor them


grilledcakes

It's just so poofy!


spaceodyssey2

No, this is Bushtit.


tacomeat42

you had a chance there, but you misstit.


CrabbyT777

Thanks Iceman ;)


ChunkyDay

I have a boner for a cute cotton ball with eyes. I’m *so* confused.


flawedhuman12

Thank you that is so sweet of you


Buttergolem420

One of my favorite tits


GoodGuyBuddyBoy

I love tits, they're so cute though I have never seen one in real life.


Chapon

So adorable i wish i could squeeze them


cmclav

I wish I could put one in my mouth


cooldude190403

Wait hold up


citizen_of_europa

Sylvester?


Lasshandra2

The tits our way are tufted.


Onlyroad4adrifter

I'm going to call bushtit


Buttergolem420

No, it's my fav right after the great tit


kplong02

Is that a 900 number?


bmbreath

How can they fly when they feel like bags of sand?


pippilongstokng

A great tit indeed


bugguy965

No that’s a different one


JollyRoger___

I adore tits, I wish i could pet them


_sendbob

Yeah, this is a very nice round tit


Planting_Claymore

Literally the cutest looking bird I have ever seen lol.


Raerae1360

Bird floof?


Head-Lab8876

One of the most beautiful tits I've seen...


kplong02

Don’t forget the bush.


Bracketzox

I love me seeing a pair of bush tits.


Ardea_herodias_2022

I've got a small family of bushtits that visit my house when it's cool. Love their little grey chirpy butts!


lowteq

Woosh.


hndjbsfrjesus

Looks like a bird drawn by Pixar.


nicktowe

[Nice set of hooters you got there!](https://youtu.be/Kk8OL0e_GLs)


canuckcowgirl

What a cutie!


rgnc

The sweetest face!


Rosieapples

He’s like a little snowball with a face.


mmezzera

The individual in the picture is actually a rarer nordic subspecies with a completly white head. The more common ones in europe have black brows.


AmethystSparrow202

I don't think so dude... What I see [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-tailed_tit#/media/File%3ASchwanzmeise_(Aegithalos_caudatus)_distribution_map.png) I mean, maybe in Europe, but otherwise he's main guy.


mmezzera

Yes i maybe worded it badly but i ment that they aren't common in europe but i don't know about their distribiution worldwide.


eilradd

Common? Never seen it before- I call bushtit


pikkupiri

Nature is fucking lit, I say as I look at this tit


Roland1232

Your poetry is terse and seductive.


[deleted]

I prefer a great tit, but this is a nice fluffy tit


nom_nom44

Boob joke


Sir_Meowsalot

This kind of ribald behavior is uncalled for!


Aira_Key

r/UpvotedBecauseTits


AyoRobo

NGL I was hoping this would actually be about birds.


Nethlem

try your luck with r/anime_titties


AyoRobo

Think I'll stick with r/superbowl, actually.


lowteq

Lol. Like r/marijuanaenthusiasts, or r/potatosalad. Sometimes reddit just amuses the hell outta me. Lol!


Nippelz

r/NatureIsFuckingTit


ranchdumpstersauce

Omg it's like a baby penguin crossed with an average robin. So fluffy!!


Regular_Safe_7584

A super cute tit, like a white ball with sweet expression. Thanks for sharing.


TripperDay

[It's called the "long tailed tit" and you posted a pic without the tail?](https://www.birdguides-cdn.com/cdn/gallery/birds/northernlongtailedtiteastlane000231102019_29-Editsmall.jpg)


LagoReal

Love me some tit.


graven_raven

This belongs in r/titsorgtfo, cute!


PhoKit2

Imagine a pair looking right at you. Aw 💕💕


spooky__alien

Not gonna lie, I read bushtit wrong


Mischief_Makers

It looks like the kind of thing God created before he'd learned how to draw faces properly


the_bad_director

TAIL NOT PICTURED 😑


the_bad_director

TAIL NOT PICTURED 😑


[deleted]

God damn that's a fine looking tit


Lochcelious

Aw hell nah that's some bushtit


berrygay

no but why did i think it said bullshit


Doza93

As I once said to my gf in high school, that's an adorable tit


Yawheyy

I love tits!


Bread_Juice_bby

Keep reading that name as "bullshit"


knocknauck

No that’s a Pokémon


Dylalanine

At this point, I'm becoming an ophthalmologist so I can find a new bird species and name it Sugar Tit


Hanede

Good luck naming birds in ophthalmology


Dylalanine

I'll be able to see them better


Careful-Pin-282

Tits of gtfo


FallenAngel1967

Tit


maxwillpower

Gotta love them tits in the bush.


Dups47

Where my wingspan players at?


vulcazv20

That’s one big tit


Kanden_27

That’s bushtit!


ranchdumpstersauce

Omg it's like a baby penguin crossed with an average robin. So fluffy!!


no_joe_mama_jokes

It looks like taht one animation where the birds eat clams i think on the beach


Bodidiva

What a perfect little bird.


nsroberts1981

Bullshtit


GrAdient2011

I hate how people name some things.


Ghost_bread666

It's beautiful


[deleted]

He looks quite innocuous.


Caching_History_Buff

This post will reveal zoologists and children simultaneously.


Nethlem

What's up with people naming birds? Apparently, the German name for these is "[*Schwanz*meise](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwanzmeise)" because of its tail. But in German, the penis is also called "Schwanz", while in English the German word "[Meise](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meisen)" (a general type of bird) translates to "tit". This means literally translating their name from German to English results in.. "Dick tit"! lol


Sudden_Piccolo2171

Aww


BortlesWikipediClub

Also an absolutely SAVAGE name to hurl at your mate with a thick cockney accent


TheBulgarianGuy

yo this is my favorite animal, Tits!!


Canadastani

R/Letterkenny needs this


zhdx54

It’s cute!


InevitableAd9683

That's a nice round tit


rogerthatonce

I thought it was the Puff Chested Twat Waffle....


oat_balls

litty titty


Playteaux

You said tit. Lol


Dat_Sainty_Boi

Ngl i read that as long-tailed bullshit


Spicethrower

Would it be wrong to shake my head like Boss Nass while this tit is in my face?


GreenGod42069

Aaaaand the pic doesn't show the tail. Way to go reddit.


mst2jd

That’s a load of bush tit


rotospoon

That's one glorious tit there. 5/7


lohype

I read long-titted bullshit


Stepped_on_Snek

Ha! You said tit...funny


Ill-Mechanic-4955

Not technically a true tit


ChicoDusty_Da3rd

Nice fucking tit


xXbrosoxXx

THE FOOK YOU CALL ME M8?


coolturnipjuice

Woah that was my nickname in college


king-bi-angel

I read “butt shit”?????


Brodster1215

I don’t know. Tits aren’t really that white, they have one nipple, and have no bones if I’m correct.


Muffin_is_mah_name

how i read it: 🔥 Long tailed tit ,also named long-tailed bullshit, is a common bird found throughout Europe and the Palearctic.


nszajk

haha tits


killarnivore2

I love tits.


MetalFenris

Sounds like a load of bushtit to me.


Titanium_Samurai

I'm telling you, the first thing that came into someone's mind when they read it's second name was butshit


sock_with_a_ticket

To be pedantic this is a Northern Long-Tailed Tit. An ordinary Long-Tailed Tit is a bit greyer in the face and has black brow streaks.


All_Rainbows_Die

That birb looks so anime ^(birds are real)


Kitjing

Welp this is the more work safe way to see tits in the woods. Lol ill see my self out.


go_onahoeliday

I love tits


Grouchy-Contact4339

Beautiful lil bird!


TheInquisitiveSpoon

r/NatureIsFuckingTit


AdultishRaktajino

Roll that beautiful bushtit footage.


MundaneDivide

Is it cold in here?


mrsweezydc

looks like what Tweety Bird is. Tittie bird


TuxidoPenguin

I read it as “long tailed bullshit” lmao


txdot

gotta show this bird to my daughter. she nearly died laughing when she first heard about the blue footed booby


Moshanika

Would a group of these guys be called titties?


zhdx54

C’est mignon!


sdbct1

Is it wrong to say I love little white tits?


DudeWheresMyDoritos

Kit


PerseusZeus

Came here expecting tit jokes and wasn’t disappointed


redditretard34

Very cool looking bird


ActualWhiterabbit

Until the second comma I thought this was a wall street bets post


NeonFaced

I was about to post that I haven't seen one of these before but usually they are not this white, I see them sort of often in my rural part of England


KronyxWasHere

oh look at the titty


Glytterain

It’s so cute it looks like a cartoon come to life


Mrscorpio100

That is a cute tit


wynn_is_losing

I wish his long tail wasn't cut off in the pic


Realistic-Service-92

https://youtu.be/NBFuzr_GnqQ


Slightlyunlucky

Cute AF


joeybread

I want one


AdvancedCharcoal

Odd, usually you see Tits exist in nature as pairs


doritos_lover

That’s bushtit


XVince162

I read it as long-tailed bullshit


WillBigly

What a tiddy


Johnny_Fuckface

One of my favorite tits.


DrHoz

Is this Kevin costner?


mrtestcat

I fed a nest of tits when I was a kid. Tits nurses me so I returned the favor.


Sherril11

For a bird it’s very cute.


fashionreps_yuyu

It seems to know that it is cute


berzerkle

I see the government has taken note of our penchant for cute animals. The birds are evolving keep your eyes open.


HotDragonButts

Why are their birds so round!? We have birds with similar names, look nothing like this. Not to mention the robins...


[deleted]

Nice tits


[deleted]

Lit ass tit


driving_andflying

So cute! I could look at tits all day.


lacks_imagination

Looks more like Cousin It than Mr Tit.


Toasters1313

Oh my gosh!!! It’s sooooo adorable


penguinsandpasta

I like small tits.