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Brokinnogin

Didnt they bust a truck load of these muppets not long ago or was that a different group of muppets that have a vaguely different niche of stupid?


NarthTED

They were a different group but they were the se type of people


onnyjay

I swap this post earlier but I suddenly just understood what this comment meant hahhahaha but its sad


AcidicPuma

"Hahahaha but it's sad" I want that on a t shirt


cybercuzco

Don’t insult muppets. Muppets love diversity and can count to ten.


Shadyshade84

The Muppet Anti-Defamation League appreciates your contribution.


iamtrrvlee

Ah yes, MADL.


TheDungeonCrawler

How can we finish this acronym to read Madlads?


revken86

Muppet Anti-Defamation League, American Division.


Davido400

Why not Anal Division? For us non-American folks?


tinglesnap

Ah, but you non Americans aren’t getting fucked in the ass by these guys


Davido400

We Scots are... by Westminster! But that's a different kind of fucking in the ass, at least our guys seem to be using a bit of spit to lube us up, you guys are getting full on bareback AIDS infected bum sex!(if anyone has AIDS or HIV I'm sorry.!)


FILTHY_GOBSHITE

As a Londoner, Westminster can eat shit. If Scotland gets their independence I'll be happy for you, but it'll be our loss.


SpaceAgePotatoCakes

Atlantic Division?


DiggerW

You're thinking of the North American Muppets Butt-fucking League of Anti-defamation NAMBLA: Butt-fucking is in the name!™


Davido400

Isnt that the Acronym for the North American Man Boy Love Association (had to look up what the last A was haha) not that I'm a member or anything 😬😬😬 😂😂😂


Mr-Fleshcage

Oh yeah? Explain [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es), then


cybercuzco

Those are puppets as they lack the sticks used to move their arms. Muppets are more mobile than puppets just like most Americans are more mobile than white supremicists.


OtisTetraxReigns

You are correct. Muppet = Marionette + Puppet.


CyberMindGrrl

Huh. TIL.


BarryMacochner

They busted a truckload in Boston beginning of June, potentially same group ( were wearing same outfit) was filmed fleeing in Boston,police providing them protection and them covering license plates.


boundfortrees

They marched through Boston yesterday. https://www.bostonherald.com/2022/07/02/white-supremacist-group-the-patriot-front-reportedly-marching-through-boston/


ekaceerf

There is also a video of them trying to break in the door of kids drag book reading event. The cops are just standing around watching. They don't do anything until the terrorist get maced by the people in the business.


ScapeGoatOfWar

Can I have freecake?


oh_no_aliens

You may have freecake 🍰


zenchemin

Yes and I was looking at my screen with incredulity saying "wait, you're showing these assholes the consequences of their actions? Is this real?" I think it actually happened and I'm still shocked.


TearsForRealFears

Same reaction. I couldn’t believe they had not only been apprehended but were treated like dangerous criminals. Only good news we’ve gotten in this country in a long time.


MaximaBlink

Don't get too excited. There were still fully armed fascist groups protesting that pride event who weren't arrested or approached by the cops that same day, these guys were just arrested because they were the bottom of the barrel and easily dealt with. Still absolutely hilarious and great news to see, but the same cops still ignored other hate groups standing 10 feet away in armor and carrying rifles.


SaffellBot

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news but there's a lot more than a truckload of them.


Andreiyutzzzz

By truckload they mean they found them in an actual truck probably


curxxx

Literally, yes.


Red_Danger33

A Uhaul cube van to be precise.


infra_d3ad

All I'm saying is uhaul trucks can't be opened from the inside, be a shame if something were to happen and they couldn't get out.


UrethraFrankIin

This thread is all about the problem but this man is finally talking solutions. What's funny is, I bet one far-right nutjob reads this and says to itself "the left is so violent and crazy, we are better than them." Before going back to his favorite far-right sub and fantasizing about a 2nd Civil War. Reminds me of how right wingers talk about how violent the left is while completely refusing to acknowledge all the murdering and mass shooting their lot does, many times beyond anything on the left. The right has always had a love for killing the people they don't like, only matched by Marxist-Leninists and Maoists.


hazeyindahead

Patriot front. Just because it happened one time in one place doesn't mean the op is wrong. The same people that burn crosses work forces had been a saying since segregation days and never forget police were created by the plantation and slave owners after they were freed to keep them working. They did this by creating laws that only applied to them and didn't even try to cover this up. Poc were arrested, made slaves again and killed for looking the wrong way, not doing anything wrong besides existing in the wrong place or drinking from the wrong water fountain. That is all cops were created to do and we just allowed them to sort of morph into the law keeping entities they are now which is just a thin veneer to cover their racist intentions. You can just look at arrest and prison statistics, this is why the legalization of weed is such an important topic because cops can no longer choose to let the white guy they caught with an ounce go while jailing the old poc dude with a joint for 5+ years. If it is legal they can't choose to let the white guy go and only go for minorities


TheMasterShrew

A video from a local news station covering body can footage on one of the perpetrators: https://www.kgw.com/article/news/crime/video-shows-hate-group-before-arrest-in-u-haul/293-5ee45dd3-4de0-46b2-88f0-55368d206266


davidkali

We do not talk about the subsidiary of Proud Boys. Do not violate the Oath Keeper’s secret pledge.


[deleted]

In the winter with a busted heater


greatspaceadventure

In Celsius.


StarksPond

>In Celsius One of Stan Lee's lesser known catchphrases.


AltdimensionRick

I really lmao'ed at this....


StandardAnomaly2000

Lmao took me a minute


pointlessly_pedantic

I don't get it


Telekinetixx

Excelsior


148637415963

Anyone remember FOOM?


Mingmacia

I chuckled at this. Thank you


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[deleted]

Of course


Darth_Bane_Vader

In the Yukon territory.


SendMegBilderAvBacon

Outside temperature in Celsius on Svalbard


jknotts

That's a bit of a misnomer because you wouldn't use a busted heater in the winter. YOu would use a functional one.


[deleted]

Unless it broke at night when tho owner was asleep


KingMigi

That's a bit of a broken winter because you wouldn't miss a gnome.


SneakBuildBagpipes

IQ is the room temperature of Alaska.


wonteatfish

I don’t think “misnomer “ means what you think it means.


StarfishSpencer

Misnomer is one of those beautiful words that people use not knowing what it means which ironically makes their use of the word…a misnomer.


wonteatfish

Like people who say “I could care less “ when they mean to say the exact opposite.


Scoobydoomed

Inconceivable!


brandimariee6

You keep using that word…


agoodveilsays

…anybody want a peanut?


huggalump

Yeah, well, you're a misnomer


IamJacksTrollAccount

Perchance.


TiredMontanan

You can’t just say “perchance.”


wagnersbamfart

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck.


sci3nc3r00lz

Terrible opener.


Kerakis

Indubitably.


laxativefx

Is he suggesting that some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses?


ianjm

Uh!


FuckingKilljoy

Heck you, I politely decline your request


JT286

Num ana num, be DEH, Num ana num, be DEH, Num ana num, be DEH!


ThrowawayFargoND

Dun da dun da DUN, dun da dun da DUN, dun da dun da DUN, da dun da dun da


XVUltima

Bow wow wicka bow wow wicka wicka wicka bow wow wicka bow wow wicka wicka wicka bow wow wika bow wow COME WIT IT NOW


Stay-Classy-Reddit

BULLS ON PARADE dow diddly dow diddly wahhhh wahhh *insert more magic alien noises* Bow wow wicka bow wow...


delphi_ote

To put it another way, they wear a badge and their chosen whites.


WoahBonnieMcMurray

I know which whites you're talking about, but I pictured them all in Mormon church undergarments. Better visual.


The_World_of_Ben

Someone should make a song about that


ballsofstyle

I've told my friend to do it. But I think he was racist because he said "fuck you I won't do what you tell me. MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEER". That was the end of our friendship


Bioslack

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.


Johannes_Keppler

Have you seen that video from yesterday where Proud Boys try to get in to a bar (that cancelled a drag show because of threats) and the police is literally standing there doing nothing? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/proud-boys-drag-show-california-b2114106.html


YimveeSpissssfid

That’s literally what the Twitter thread is about.


Johannes_Keppler

I admit I didn't notice that... I'll leave the link up for anyone interested.


YimveeSpissssfid

Not coming down on you for not knowing - but yeah, it’s been going around for a few days so the context isn’t as obvious anymore.


lionheart012

Holy crap that's my home town and doesn't surprise me at all if the police did nothing. They like to stand there and watch while people beat the crap out of each other and say not their problem. Used to work for the county and had to deal with them everyday. They have also personally harassed me on multiple occasions like when I was hit by a car in 2010 one of the cops tried to write me a ticket for hit and run because I got up and left after the driver just drove off. The judge threw it out of course. Then the cop stalked me for 2 weeks after, I reported him and an investigation was launched and nothing was found wrong with this 👍. Edit: Also "Woodland Police say that they will launch an investigation into the incident to determine whether it can bring criminal charges." 99% guarantee they will not do anything. They absolutely do nothing for non violent crimes in CA now and it's not violent unless you have a gun, knife, or bat. Even then they are unlikely to do anything unless someone is almost murdered or murdered.


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What if some of those who hold office, are the same that burn crosses?


ATXBeermaker

What if some of those up in Congress, are the same that burn crosses?


ReactsWithWords

What if some of those that drive Porsches are the same that burn crosses?


KKlear

What if some of those that worship crosses are the same that burn crosses?


woodheadbeta

This one is deep.


IamDubra

Rage Against the Machine ❤️


WhyIsThereNoWindows9

MoRe LiKe rAgE wItH tHe MaChInE aM i RiGhT?????


Jezusbot

Rage with the machine, if "the machine" was basic human rights and some peace in our life


WhyIsThereNoWindows9

Now see here the machine is actually the leftists who want to jail everyone for using the wrong pronouns. -actual take I read yesterday


Jezusbot

That's funny, last time I checked the right are the ones who wanted to stone gay and trans people to death. I've not heard a single leftist say anything about putting people in jail for using the wrong pronoun, it's just basic human respect you show to the other person.


geekosopher

"Facebook jail" is the same as a federal penitentiary to them.


Jezusbot

True, for them getting banned for using a transphobic slur is oppression while they vote for our rights to be taken away.


LaughDull967

I hate how political they’ve gotten.


Ratio_Forward

Yeah I wish that Tom Morello would shut up about politics he knows nothing about.


Tapingdrywallsucks

Are you saying that unironically? Because they're political. Always have been. Raging against the machine is inherently political. If you are making a joke, I accept the whoosh.


LaughDull967

I’m making fun of Republicans who got angry at Rage Against the Machine for being political. In the past few years, there have been Republicans playing their song at events, saying it’s their favorite band, etc. And then they’ve also been complaining that the band suddenly became political, as though it was a sudden new thing. [For example](https://www.nme.com/news/music/tom-morello-twitter-respond-to-people-only-just-realising-rage-against-the-machine-are-political-2685353).


stray__thoughts

Ah, yes. The famously apolitical band Rage Against The Machine, known for such lyrics as "Thank you, I'll go do what you tell me!" and "So now I'm rollin' down to Arby's for some sliders..."


Tapingdrywallsucks

Thanks - yah, I've been reminded, lol. I've been sitting here ruminating on so many things related to this and cracking myself up. I am part of the original Rage demographic. I was 29 or 30 when Killing was released - so fully adulting with my own family, but young enough to not be broken and jaded - still thinking that differences could be made. It's insane to me that anyone, \*anyone\*, even - no, *especially* in my age demographic wouldn't be fully aware that almost every song that's not a hymn or tender love song has something political at its heart (and I can certainly take back that hymn assertion, can't I). Did they forget what swirled around the 60s and 70s? Does Paul Ryan think Alice's Restaurant is just "lol"? I can't imagine what in the hell else could inspire such visceral, bloody anger in a song that wouldn't be political in it's most basic nature. Hell, even "fuck you parent for failing to parent" songs are, at their core, political. That's not what's cracking me up though - I loaned an mp3 player to a friend whose phone was borked at a race. I set it on a training playlist (slow and steady) and told her not to shake it, as she was more of a country/pop kinda girl. She nearly dropped the player before the race, but the act of catching it did, in fact, shake it enough to set my library on shuffle. Thirteen miles later she handed it back to me saying, "you've got some eclectic stuff on there." It kind of bounced between Rage and Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics for a couple hours with only the occasional relief of Fleetwood Mac. Sorry. Word barf.


zathrasb5

Kind of like playing fortunate son (ccr) for trump. Really. Did somebody not listen to the song.


PetiteHueyLewis

It's a reference to conservatives tweeting that they like Rage but that they've gotten too political around the George Floyd protests. Tom Morrello even asked one of them what machine he thought they were raging against. It's making fun of the idiots that miss the part of "some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses" and just heard "fuck you I won't do what they tell me" https://www.nme.com/news/music/tom-morello-twitter-respond-to-people-only-just-realising-rage-against-the-machine-are-political-2685353 Edit. I miss remembered it as Tom saying "what machine did you think we're raging against" when he actually asked which songs the guy thought weren't political so he could remove them from his catalogue.


Tapingdrywallsucks

Ah, okay. It's kind of funny that I missed that, because the whole Paul Ryan thing did make me laugh thinking, "you realize it's essentially you they're flipping off, right?"


allgreen2me

I think it was an alright joke, especially considering people like Paul Ryan listens to them.


EstablishmentGood556

Woosh


ATXBeermaker

Those that died are justified! For wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites!


PM_ME_UR_BUTTHOLE1

I've been listening to that song for 24 years. I always thought it was "wearing a badge when they cloaked in white." I'm a damn idiot


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PM_ME_UR_BUTTHOLE1

Exactly that's why I believed it for so long lmao.


rothrolan

I used to hear something like "wearing a badge and their broken wifes", referring to the phenomenon of many police wives being abused by their husbands. It's interesting to mishear lyrics and still get a similar fitting result.


Mashy6012

That's fucking clever, take an upvote


TheRnegade

It's not even a misnomer.


raspberry-cream-pi

Nor a metaphor.


CleverBunnyThief

Isn't it ironic.


Naianasha

Get Alanis Morrisette on the line, I have an incident to report


commitconfirm

Sorry, no phone. I do have 10,000 spoons if that's any help?


bklynbeerz

No knife?


impala_croft

Doncha think?


oobey

A little... *too* ironic.


[deleted]

I had the brew, she had the Chronic The Lakers beat the Supersonics


Guybrush_Creepwood_

He's almost certainly to type to hear some fake "intellectual" like Ben Sharpio use that word and think he's now qualified to be some full-time twitter political debater despite not being able to understand basic logic, much like Sharpio himself.


SirPizzaTheThird

I've found that when people say something doesn't make sense it often just means, "I'm dumb and don't get it"


Tyrxgow

It's not fun when you figure this out with people you actually know.


SirPizzaTheThird

It's almost like a weird defensive response. It would be great if instead they tried to actually understand what you said instead of putting you down instantly. Even worse when it happens in a group scenario and you got a hive mind of stupidity.


killertortilla

Hey look the guy just found this big new word and he wanted to sound smart by using it ok? Let the little potato dream.


FourFingeredBertans

I've seen misnomer used in misconceptions place with regularity on social media. I'm afraid it'll ultimately lead to a change in literal definition. Like the word literal.


esituism

Definitely not 👌


JT_Futurama

Wait, what about Clark Kent? 😆😆😆


American_Bogan

He’s Batman


JT_Futurama

HOLEY SECRET IDENTITIES, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! So that's how Clark gets all of his "scoops" He's a sneak


Interesting-Month-56

I thought he was spiderman


boopadoop_johnson

Nah, that's Alfred/Lucius fox/O'Malley/Quan Li


QwertySmasher123

In fact Alfred is iron man.


Nolsoth

No he's not, he's the silver surfer you can tell from the grey hair.


AwkwardAd1461

Silver fox, his a bilf, a Butler I'd like to fuck.


Nolsoth

Well at least you know he'll make you breakfast In bed.


Flaky_Explanation

Surprise incoming, don't get shocked but... Bruce Wayne is Spiderman


ConsciousFish7178

Wait a second i thought bruce wayne was iron man


sdrawkcaBdaeRnaCuoY

Nah, you’re confusing him with Anakin Skywalker


ConsciousFish7178

No thats darth vader from


sdrawkcaBdaeRnaCuoY

ಠ_ಠ


When_theSmoke_Clears

No I'm batman.


Atlach_Nacha

No, no, no... [Batman is actually Kal-El, A.K.A. Superman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4RMQoibrto&t=93s)


VoiceofKane

Are you suggesting that Clark Kent travels all the way from Metropolis to Gotham every night? He'd have to have the ability to fly or superspeed or something to make that work.


Bodkin-Van-Horn

His mother's name is Martha


disposableguy

Wait... *my* Mother's name is Martha! **surprised alter-ego face**


aabicus

***Why did you say that name???***


Ithuraen

Imagine that! That means Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne both have mothers called Martha.


808duckfan

the illegal alien?


youmustbecrazy

I don't think there's any law about crossing the border into America from interstellar space.


CriminalMacabre

We have a recently coined idiom in spanish from spain that reads "que soy compañero, coño" ("i am a colleague, fuck") from a recording during the previous president Catalonian chaos when cops were hitting a guy that turned out to be a cop in the protestors, but turns out he was inciting violence from inside, not trying to stop it. So yea, why cops don't do shit against right wing protesters, "que soy compañero, coño" Also, some of those that work forces...


theREALbombedrumbum

I love this, thank you for sharing


Ok_Upstairs6472

A graduate of Trump University!


appdevil

Trump ***university***? Here is your real misnomer.


RedAIienCircle

Isn't that more like an oxymoron?


Obligatorium1

No, that would be a toxic moron.


Advanced-Prototype

It just a graduate but the freaking valedictorian.


The_Jealous_Witch

Coulda gone pro if he didn't join the Space Force!


RedAIienCircle

Mate, if I graduated from Trump university, I'd keep it to myself.


BlackPocket

“Room temperature IQ” works even better in Celcius.


Johannes_Keppler

If we want to get factual... 68F is 20C. An IQ of 20 is extremely low, basically vegetative. People that almost certainly don't speak, read or write. An IQ of around 70 is the worst IMHO. Intelligent enough for society to expect a person to live independently of caretakers, but not intelligent enough to understand complex concepts - a terrible position to be in in life. It exposes people up to a huge risk of exploitation and abuse from people ranging from family to politicians and everything in between. They are not to be envied. (EDIT: Addendum - This is a gross oversimplification of the issues low IQ people face, there's plenty to read on the topic, both in popular literature as well as in scientific research alike for those interested.)


Quzga

I wish I had 20c inside. Brick building with 30


Johannes_Keppler

23c here... quite doable. Last week it got to 27c and I wasn't able to get much done. 30c is terrible. I hope you find some cooling soon!


Albreitx

Sadly not in Kelvin lol


the_sun_flew_away

Galaxy brain moment


FrostyProcess5753

Two words used incorrectly and a total whoosh. He died before the impact


Funkycoldmedici

Zero chance he understands what happened, and will intentionally avoid understanding it.


gojirra

Killed him self 17 times before anyone even got to respond.... Fucking serious Wimplo vibes coming from that moron lol.


Oburcuk

Also doesn’t know the meaning of “misnomer” but is using it because it sounds smart


FriskeCrisps

This just screams “A platypus?” *puts on hat* “Perry the platypus!”


Frangiblepani

I thought misnomer was an inaccurate name, like "assistant manager" vs. "assistant to the manager"?


HugeProposal

There's nothing worse than trying to use a "big" word like misnomer completely inappropriately. Always use the most simple language you can. Being clear and concise is clever.


child-of-old-gods

In Celsius, not Fahrenheit.


mortemdeus

First one, then the other


InvestigatorUnfair

I never even watched the show and I got it, how the fuck


gojirra

White supremacists are not known for their intelligence or logic abilities.


Correct-Ad-7249

stable genius there


Prophesee14

Miley Stewart


ZandyTheAxiom

What about the episode where Miley Cyrus, playing Miley Stewart, was acting as a crazy Miley Stewart as fake Hannah Montana, to cover up that she really was Hannah Montana? And her real father, Billy Ray Cyrus, playing her TV father Robbie Ray Stewart, was pretending to believe he was Billy Ray Cyrus? Which then raises the issue: If Billy Ray Cyrus exists in the world of Hannah Montana, does Miley Cyrus also exist, and why does nobody think Robbie and Miley Stewart look like them? That episode still haunts me.


RandomStallings

I was able to (barely) follow this, and was thinking what a convoluted fever dream it sounded like. And then... >That episode still haunts me. Seriously? This was a thing?


ZandyTheAxiom

Yeah in an impulsive outburst she tells a journalist that she's Hannah Montana. She goes home and immediately regrets it, so when the journalist shows up for an interview, Miley and her family all pretend to be delusional and think they're famous musicians. Her brother pretends to think he's Elvis. So Miley Cyrus is playing Miley Stewart, who is playing a crazy version of herself who is playing a fake Hannah Montana. But when her dad introduces himself to the journalist as Billy Ray Cyrus, she looks at him like he's obviously crazy, even though he's clearly Billy Ray Cyrus. It's like the Julia Roberts thing in Ocean's 12.


ryarock2

Pedantic, but correct.


BJsalad

Saga for the win!


MonsieurTed

Ghüs best boï


tinyrheabird

Yes!!! Someone else who knows!!!


ThingyWhatshisface

Where was the murder? The IQ comment? That's something my nan would say


NickM5526

>that’s a bit of a misnomer wat?


druman22

Sometimes I think I'm a moron and posts like this make me feel better about myself lol


Round_Rooms

Room temp is being generous.


Dangerjayne

Ghüs out here dropping facts


dreamkatch

In addition to completely missing the point, guy also should not use big words when he doesn't understand them.


Doumtabarnack

Celcius room temperature.


treacheryinthedark

How come there isn't a Proud Men Group to squash this little boys group already. A group of men that actually stand for America and her freedoms


Galaxy2432

What are proud boys and are hanna and miley the same person?


Living_Bear_2139

And these people are allowed to vote. We’re supposed to have civil discourse with people who don’t understand what ‘the’ means.


KnuxFive

I’m just here for the SAGA avatar


gamer_since_monday

I know the type. It's not that they are stupid. They think they are superior to you. So when they find something that looks like a mistake they jump on it to show how superior they are. But they are so eager to do so that they miss something important and make idiots of themselves. I see this all the time among programmers.