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you believe in earth? lol, everyone knows earth doesn't exist
It’s a simulation
I'm to tired for this shit
I believe we all are.
After the gas in garbage bags because of a fake shortage because of the republicans need to have the system be in chaos under democratic administration while they’re listening to high school dropouts and pedo pig farmers masquerading as secret agents because they want to instill a third rate failed used car salesman as their and everyone else’s king…
I think we all died in 2012 and everything after that has been a comulgation of bizarre end of game random events to test the system.
I went for a joke, you went for the conspiracy. We should meet in the middle like the planeteers and find jimmy hoffa
*puts out ring* with the power of exasperation!
Jimmy Hoffa, the guy that every hitman claims to have killed on their resume.
Prove didn't do it and I'll remove him.
It’s when they turned on the hadron collider. We switched into the dark dimension but we didn’t notice.
Ehhh, I used to agree until I smoked dmt.
You do that and about 8 minutes later you realize it is a simulation.
Ima need more than “I thought that until I thought differently”
Jesus is a program moderator.
Does that make god an engineer?
My sister believes that dinosaurs actually live in the center of the earth, something about German children having sausage finger ( I have no idea what that’s about),Illuminati, reptilians and just about any other nonsense you can’t even imagine. 🤦♀️
Its a stimulation
Stimulating simulation? Sounds like a failed porno pilot program
What about "Dr. Cockhammer 4: the Clappening of the Cheek"
*Urgh* fer goodness sake!! That was the fourth time Dr Cockhammer finished and yet I’m left here still wanting more
It’s called a bong hit
This could actually be science fact tho. It's the holographic principle.
it's just a ruse to get you to pay taxes... you honestly believe a giant rock would be floating in space?!
WAKE UP cloned sheeple
Psh, you believe in the moon?
I bet these sheep believe in oceans. #dryearth
Water that dehydrates you? Sure sounds sus.
I just checked the code, for the last time, round = TRUE is in the parameters
Wait, I thought this was Urath?
It's out of SciFi movies!
Everyone (who isn’t learning deficit) knows the earth is round, we’ve been to the moon, and birds aren’t real.
Neither are giraffes
What about Finland?
i'll call a 50/50
australia is totally real though i know someone from there
Sometimes I worry that "bird aren't real" thing is the next flat earth.
The origins of flat earth are some combination of thought experiment and humor.
>The origins of flat earth are some combination of thought experiment and humor.
Nah, mate, that's just bullshit that reddit passes around as truth. A true "factoid" (google factoid if you don't know it means something false). The flat earth movement is a religous one, "the earth is flat and still as described in the bible, and NASA is hiding GOD from us!", and it comes from the victorian age. The people who started this in the 1800s were mad modern astronomy wasn't lining up with the bible and here we are.
Heads up, factoids aren’t inherently untrue— they’re just really easily fabricated. One of those neat words with a couple of uses
Everyone (who isn’t learning deficit) knows the earth
What do you mean that birds aren't real?
Please don't be ignorant. They're clearly not real.
And don’t get me started on “giraffes”
Stupid long horses
I'm really confused with what's happening right now
Don't stress the details, my dude.
Giraffes are a hologram too and helicopter doesn't exist.
"Vaccines work" could be also a good text there
Also “you don’t matter enough for the government to bother tracking. Your tracking chip came from apple, Samsung or google, and you pay them to get it upgraded every few years”
Visa, MasterCard, AMEX, and Chase would like to know why you snubbed them
Shit, my bad.
It’s all good bro. You’re not wrong but I do genuinely feel like credit card chips are the same tier as phones
The difference in my mind with my initial comment is that credit cards are more passive trackers, since they aren’t transmitting data except when in use.
Whereas cell phones and mobile carriers are actively tracking and transmitting our location, activities and habits. At all times.
I agree that both sectors are storing, analyzing, and selling our personal data in equal measure.
Edit - for entertainment, let’s take a moment to consider all the companies that get a location and activity “ping” when someone goes on social media, on their mobile phone, to say they won’t get a vaccine because of imaginary tracking chips.
It’s a fair argument. I was just going from the “we sell everything we know about you” angle
We flew a helicopter on mars, imaged a black hole event horizon, measured gravitational waves, invented a cure for a pandemic in 10 months, built reusable rockets that land themselves, and much more.
Don’t forget discovered the ability to edit our own genes.
I don't even know how to edit a comment here
And we still can't edit reddit titles :-/
Just get some code from /r/CRISPR.
I’m still waiting for monster people or space marines.
Clinical pharmacist here. Just a heads up, a vaccine is not a cure. The vaccine is amazing, especially considering the time frame it was developed in, but a cure is something that heals you once you’re sick. The vaccine prevents you from getting the disease in the first place.
Yep plenty still happening.
Cure though ? Ehh
>~~invented~~ created ~~a cure~~ vaccines for a pandemic in 10 months
Don’t forget the vaccine we built in less than a year that may also go on to have big ramifications for cancer treatment. Oh and the new type of particle collider!
We’re doing just fine.
Moderna first synthesized their vaccine last January. It took 10 months to determine it was safe and effective.
Mom is it my turn to repost this
For real. At least once a week it feels like.
Also we're still doing mad science, like you know, the first powered flight on mars?
It's all round earth propaganda!
Edit: I love how that bot is banned from so many subs. Top-tier bot that is too powerful to be wielded by us non-mods
Plus it’s not true. Just because these guys spend their time talking to idiots online doesn’t mean science has stopped. In the past 6 months we’ve created the world’s first mRNA vaccine and flew a helicopter on another planet, a set of achievements which easily rival those of the meme.
The Flat Earth society has members from all around the globe.
The correct phrase is "from all corners of the earth" you sheep!
/s (because you never know)
It’s *not* “round”, it’s an oblate spheroid!
Hell, at this point I’d settle for calling it curved
Correct. Flat earthers actually AGREE that the Earth is ROUND. (Flat discs are round.) They just don't believe that it's sphere like. (I don't get why flat disc is OK, but spheroid isn't.)
A guy that post tweets mocking a group's "ignorance" should really get their own facts right.
Edit: Corrected "science" to "facts".
And the question no Flerfers seem able to comprehend or answer is, if the Flerf is flat-like-a-disc, how *thick* is the disc? In other words, how deep do we need to tunnel down before we pop-out on the underneef side of the Flerf?
For real. Shits sad man.
The internet was a mistake
No, but negative bias is a bitch... Easier to focus on the hundreds that use it for misinformation than the millions it have helped
I think you have that ratio backwards my man
I mean these people were around.... just they communicated on message boards and via mail with newsletters. You could find classifieds in the pennysaver for people looking for like minded individuals. Then you just had that one wierd dude in town who everyone knew was crazy but they just ignored it. Now they have a larger platform.
When people said that the cure to stupidity was about having access to information. Well guess what, it wasn't!
What is, scientists having to debunk idiots? Sure, but it’s not some new thing. Benjamin Franklin has a famous editorial where he addresses anti vax sentiment and how dangerous it is. For every generation of scientific development, there will be skeptics and idiots. Just because we can see it now with the invention of the internet when before we couldn’t see it doesn’t mean it is somehow getting worse. It’s actually better that we’re seeing it, because now it’s visible for people to call it out.
This is like the argument that things used to be safer for children. They didn’t. Children were still getting kidnapped, sold into trafficking, and murdered. We just didn’t acknowledge it as a social tu until the mid 20th century, and then everyone started noticing how prevalent it was and people started going “it’s not safe like it used to be.” No, it’s just as safe as it used to be. Which is to say, wildly unsafe. You just got lucky and had a kid that didn’t get grabbed so you thought your kid was safe.
“Idiocracy” sentiment is a logical fallacy. We’ve only gotten smarter, more empathetic, and more developed as a species, and we will continue to do so. We just don’t see it that way because we are single human beings living in a 90 year vignette of the entirety of human existence, and can only contextualize things that existed before we did and after we will with a fuzzy, flawed viewpoint.
This was definitely made by someone that didn't live through the 90s, people were just as dumb back then.
Dumber, actually. Every actual metric study shows we are always getting more intelligent as a species. It’s just visibility fallacy. We assume because we see something more that it’s happening more. Same thing happened with kidnappings. Some people still think things were safer before the 70’s. They weren’t. We just didn’t have modern forensics or manpower, so a lot more cases went cold so there was less of a push to find children who went missing.
It was all ufos and cryptids though
Tired of seeing this repost circulate every two weeks on Reddit. Be real cool if posters could come up with some more original content or just refrain from posting regurgitated stuff like this.
And what in the round world does this have to do with Karens???
We just landed a robot on Mars and found water
All of you people are idiots. The Earth isn’t round or flat - it’s fucked.
Yeah, that's right. I fucked the Earth.
God, if this isn't a mood
It's funny... but I don't think this is the right sub.
What you mean round?
Imagine the technological strides we could be making if we weren’t spending half the time trying to convince idiots things we’ve known to be fact for literal decades.
If a scientist is actually giving up time to try to convince some useless moron that the earth is round then he probably shouldnt be a scientist. Also scientists are accomplishing more than they have in all of time. So this whole post is pretty inaccurate.
not just decades but millenia
Imagine where we'd be if ever 5 minutes of history we didnt have to tell grown children that communism is a fucking farce
This was before the internet let everyone know everything......
When i was younger and i saw in a youtube video that humans might bomb themselves back to the medieval or dark ages i thought that could never happen, now i’m not so sure
*that’s YOUR opinion*
*smug arm folding intensifies*
You dropped this
Right next to my pocket whoops
"Yes of course its completely healthy to give children hormone treatment, stop asking"
Just because """iTs ScIeNcE""" doesnt mean its the end up of debates
I assume you're talking about delaying the onset of puberty. By the time it is administered, the rate of flux of gender identity is practically nil. Hormone blockers are associated with a much better mental health outcome for transgender teenagers and massively reduces suicidality, while allowing for an easier transition later in life. If, for whatever reason, they decide to stop, puberty will continue as normal.
They are already routinely used for children with endocrine issues with no ill effects.
Imagine intentionally spreading misinformation for a meme
“And vaccines work”
Oh good, this post again
Lies! It's an oblate spheroid!
Scientists today just created a new type of vaccine for a new virus during a pandemic. That’s pretty cool.
But we landed another robot on mars and flew a drone there. Also we got now reusable rockets courtesy SpaceX.
So, apparently we live on the flat end of a piston, or what??!??!11!!1
For the last time, masks are *necessary*
It's not the last time...
We’ve been fighting flat earthers for decades now. Not new.
A century anyhow, they started all this in the 1800s because modern astronomy wasn't lining up with the bible
Can't wait for this to get reposted again tomorrow and get to r/all
We did lose Pluto...
When are smart people gonna shut up about this and realize it doesn't fucking matter whether or not the stupid people believe in the science, but that it matters whether or not they UNDERSTAND it?
Just stop giving them attention for showing off their ignorance and stupidity by claiming FACTS aren't real. It DOESNT FUCKING MATTER. What matters is whether or not the understand it, because that's the only thing that can change minds.
Flat Earth is the greatest troll of all time.
Internet - a platform giving idiotic people a place to gather and support each other in being more idiotic :')
Real Earth has curves
It's not flat or round
Earth is fucked
... but ...but ...but there aren’t enough funds for science classes, sex education and bible courses. So we settled on the latter where it would do the most good.
"The earth is flat."
"You can’t get pregnant if you jump up-&-down after sex."
"The world and universe were created in 6 days."
America has become the punchline.
There have been flatearthers since Copernicus
I tell my wife that I would give up anything to be on a colony ship heading out to deep space because I want to be the dumbest person amongst scientists and engineers. I'll promise not to touch anything.
Yes, round. Like a disk.
Wait... flat earthers are considered karen too?
I mean... Nothing really changed since the 90. We still clone sheep's and land shit on Mars.
But in the meantime we gave almost every idiot in the world internet. So they can share their stupidity with the world.
I played game once. It was called Division 2. Once you finished the game and accomplished something you went to Tier 2 world. If you finished that you went to Tier 3 and so on.
I think we need to setup internet tiers and you need to pass certain test to get into next tier.
How many times will people repeat this joke?
There was a lot of controversy about the Sheep.
I mean, we also photographed a black hole... so there’s that
For the last time, there are only two genders.
you think thats AIR youre breathing?
prove it !
I’m fairly certain we landed a rover on Mars... like a month ago? And created self landing rockets, a vaccine for a world pandemic etc etc, people aren’t dumber due to the Internet, more people just have the ability to interact with one another.
The earth is so fucking flat, it becomes round.
Scientists aren't debating this, they aren't defending the majority globe consensus they're busy, trying to get some government cash. Haha.
No, but wifi can hit 1gbps now so we good actually
Yes because every scientists spends atleast 16 hours a day arguing with flat earthers and technological growth has been at a stand still ever since.
Exactly why I'm not excited about landing on Mars for the Nth time. Hype it up all you want but we've been there before. NO NO WAIT! This time they flew a little remote controlled helicopter on the red planet!! Piss off. Do something useful.
Is this still a thing? I've met 1 flat earther, ever. Wasn't sure for a long time if he was joking or not. I live in Canada. So I'm unsure if it's just not my province, not my country, or what.
My exposure to this has been mostly American, it seems. Not ripping on them directly, but that's just what I'm seeing.
And men are not women and vice versa
Since when was flat earth a “Karen” thing?
My university supervisor first year was one of the scientists involved in cloning dolly the sheep! He was amazing as a tutor
Scientists today: “we created a vaccine for the most widespread pandemic our world has ever seen in less than a year and the tech we used also might end up curing cancer for cancer, also those guys over there put a new rover down and it has a drone. Did you hear about the new type of particle collider? Pretty sweet”
The replies to this tweet are gonna be
“Well it’s because we are smarter now”
Media Focused on TRP and sensation.
Is this really fall into the definition of a Karen though? At first I thought a Karen was just a template for a bitchy, possibly suburban/middle class middle-aged woman. But since I've seen the term blow up, I've seen the term get applied to people with certain political stances, races, religions, and I guess in this case, flat earth theory. I dunno, I feel like "Karen" is sometimes just being applied to anything or action that's dumb or frowned upon.
90s scientists: All mammals have either XX or XY chromosomes, which determine their gender
Scientists today: Yeah bro just chop your dick off bro you can totally be a girl bro please don't call me a bigot bro...I mean miss
Where my bowl earthers at?
The Earth is a cube.
see also: VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM
To be fair, not the scientists fault
Oblate spheroid, but I digress.
Don't worry, in the 90's they had to explain how the world isn't ruled by aliens, the pyramids weren't made by aliens, and that faith healers are scammers.
For the last time stop reposting this.
We’ve fallen so far... (lol, gravity)
It’s an oblate spheroid. My 9th grade earth science teacher was disappointed in us because we didn’t know this. We didn’t know because he was a shitty teacher that just eye-raped cheerleaders all day and didn’t teach us anything.
What gender out of 1000 are you?
We give morons too much attention on this site.
Yep. They love starting trouble, and what can I say, most people love to fight back.
This doesn’t relate to Karens
holy crap how many times is this going to be reposted
There are discoveries being made and things being accomplished scientifically but they’re downplayed by shit like flat earthers. I’m guessing things like that happened in the 90s as well. There have always been loud idiots and there always will be.
Social media was a mistake.
Humans weren't ready for it, and now there is so much misinformation being presented as fact that people just take in like all you can eat shrimp for 14.99.
Flat earthers aren't denying the fact it's round... They are denying it's spherical.
\*Face Palm\* at the sheer amount of stupidity karens have.