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you believe in earth? lol, everyone knows earth doesn't exist


Unounofive

It’s a simulation


banartilce13

I'm to tired for this shit


Unounofive

I believe we all are.


ThorGBomb

After the gas in garbage bags because of a fake shortage because of the republicans need to have the system be in chaos under democratic administration while they’re listening to high school dropouts and pedo pig farmers masquerading as secret agents because they want to instill a third rate failed used car salesman as their and everyone else’s king… I think we all died in 2012 and everything after that has been a comulgation of bizarre end of game random events to test the system.


Unounofive

I went for a joke, you went for the conspiracy. We should meet in the middle like the planeteers and find jimmy hoffa


ThorGBomb

*puts out ring* with the power of exasperation!


gmwdim

Jimmy Hoffa, the guy that every hitman claims to have killed on their resume.


pauly13771377

Prove didn't do it and I'll remove him.


itsyourboykg

It’s when they turned on the hadron collider. We switched into the dark dimension but we didn’t notice.


LysergicFilms

Ehhh, I used to agree until I smoked dmt. You do that and about 8 minutes later you realize it is a simulation.


famous_human

Ima need more than “I thought that until I thought differently”


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Madhighlander1

Jesus is a program moderator.


banartilce13

Does that make god an engineer?


YearlingSnail

My sister believes that dinosaurs actually live in the center of the earth, something about German children having sausage finger ( I have no idea what that’s about),Illuminati, reptilians and just about any other nonsense you can’t even imagine. 🤦‍♀️


Ki_Demang_Pradi

Its a stimulation


Unounofive

Stimulating simulation? Sounds like a failed porno pilot program


ProNasty47

What about "Dr. Cockhammer 4: the Clappening of the Cheek"


jellyjollygood

*Urgh* fer goodness sake!! That was the fourth time Dr Cockhammer finished and yet I’m left here still wanting more


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Unounofive

It’s called a bong hit


Aces706

r/outside


Rannndomguyyy

This could actually be science fact tho. It's the holographic principle.


r_ye_ready_kids

/r/noearthsociety


uniquelyavailable

it's just a ruse to get you to pay taxes... you honestly believe a giant rock would be floating in space?!


beyondbeliefpuns

WAKE UP cloned sheeple


Liveyourlife365

Psh, you believe in the moon?


Chemical_Noise_3847

I bet these sheep believe in oceans. #dryearth


-jp-

Water that dehydrates you? Sure sounds sus.


TheCrusher309

r/Noearthsociety


Ratix0

I just checked the code, for the last time, round = TRUE is in the parameters


RedEyedFreak

Wait, I thought this was Urath?


Minorous

It's out of SciFi movies!


No_Representative351

Everyone (who isn’t learning deficit) knows the earth is round, we’ve been to the moon, and birds aren’t real.


GALM-006

Neither are giraffes


FacticiousFict

What about Finland?


blikakisthepro

i'll call a 50/50 australia is totally real though i know someone from there


Catshit-Dogfart

Sometimes I worry that "bird aren't real" thing is the next flat earth. The origins of flat earth are some combination of thought experiment and humor.


Wrongsoverywrongmate

>The origins of flat earth are some combination of thought experiment and humor. Nah, mate, that's just bullshit that reddit passes around as truth. A true "factoid" (google factoid if you don't know it means something false). The flat earth movement is a religous one, "the earth is flat and still as described in the bible, and NASA is hiding GOD from us!", and it comes from the victorian age. The people who started this in the 1800s were mad modern astronomy wasn't lining up with the bible and here we are.


etaoin-shrdl-ugh

Heads up, factoids aren’t inherently untrue— they’re just really easily fabricated. One of those neat words with a couple of uses


Arcon1337

Wat.


weirdzone

Everyone (who isn’t learning deficit) knows the earth


Arcon1337

What do you mean that birds aren't real?


Arcoss

Please don't be ignorant. They're clearly not real.


AHBargoyle

And don’t get me started on “giraffes”


SEND_ME_EDGY_MEMES

Stupid long horses


Arcon1337

I'm really confused with what's happening right now


Mousec0pTrismegistus

[r/birdsarentreal](https://www.reddit.com/r/birdsarentreal)


jetsetninjacat

r/giraffesarentreal


Arcoss

Don't stress the details, my dude.


Amandjonson

Giraffes are a hologram too and helicopter doesn't exist.


limamon

"Vaccines work" could be also a good text there


Obtuse-Angel

Also “you don’t matter enough for the government to bother tracking. Your tracking chip came from apple, Samsung or google, and you pay them to get it upgraded every few years”


Mr_Goldilocks

Visa, MasterCard, AMEX, and Chase would like to know why you snubbed them


Obtuse-Angel

Shit, my bad.


Mr_Goldilocks

It’s all good bro. You’re not wrong but I do genuinely feel like credit card chips are the same tier as phones


Obtuse-Angel

The difference in my mind with my initial comment is that credit cards are more passive trackers, since they aren’t transmitting data except when in use. Whereas cell phones and mobile carriers are actively tracking and transmitting our location, activities and habits. At all times. I agree that both sectors are storing, analyzing, and selling our personal data in equal measure. Edit - for entertainment, let’s take a moment to consider all the companies that get a location and activity “ping” when someone goes on social media, on their mobile phone, to say they won’t get a vaccine because of imaginary tracking chips.


Mr_Goldilocks

It’s a fair argument. I was just going from the “we sell everything we know about you” angle


philip1201

We flew a helicopter on mars, imaged a black hole event horizon, measured gravitational waves, invented a cure for a pandemic in 10 months, built reusable rockets that land themselves, and much more.


FlamboyantPirhanna

Don’t forget discovered the ability to edit our own genes.


limamon

I don't even know how to edit a comment here


tonytwotoes

And we still can't edit reddit titles :-/


ElectionAssistance

Just get some code from /r/CRISPR.


BatOnWeb

I’m still waiting for monster people or space marines.


cobo10201

Clinical pharmacist here. Just a heads up, a vaccine is not a cure. The vaccine is amazing, especially considering the time frame it was developed in, but a cure is something that heals you once you’re sick. The vaccine prevents you from getting the disease in the first place.


FlashyGravity

Yep plenty still happening.


DubsBunnyy

Cure though ? Ehh


Trumps_Brain_Cell

>~~invented~~ created ~~a cure~~ vaccines for a pandemic in 10 months FTFY


kharmatika

Don’t forget the vaccine we built in less than a year that may also go on to have big ramifications for cancer treatment. Oh and the new type of particle collider! We’re doing just fine.


Niro5

Moderna first synthesized their vaccine last January. It took 10 months to determine it was safe and effective.


I-rape-jesus

Mom is it my turn to repost this


jojo_31

For real. At least once a week it feels like. ​ Also we're still doing mad science, like you know, the first powered flight on mars?


Butwinsky

It's all round earth propaganda!


ProNasty47

u/repostsleuthbot Edit: I love how that bot is banned from so many subs. Top-tier bot that is too powerful to be wielded by us non-mods


hakplay

Plus it’s not true. Just because these guys spend their time talking to idiots online doesn’t mean science has stopped. In the past 6 months we’ve created the world’s first mRNA vaccine and flew a helicopter on another planet, a set of achievements which easily rival those of the meme.


Penners99

The Flat Earth society has members from all around the globe.


Soupias

The correct phrase is "from all corners of the earth" you sheep! /s (because you never know)


Hiding_behind_you

It’s *not* “round”, it’s an oblate spheroid!


SmallTowneBoy

Hell, at this point I’d settle for calling it curved


bbf_bbf

Correct. Flat earthers actually AGREE that the Earth is ROUND. (Flat discs are round.) They just don't believe that it's sphere like. (I don't get why flat disc is OK, but spheroid isn't.) A guy that post tweets mocking a group's "ignorance" should really get their own facts right. Edit: Corrected "science" to "facts".


Hiding_behind_you

And the question no Flerfers seem able to comprehend or answer is, if the Flerf is flat-like-a-disc, how *thick* is the disc? In other words, how deep do we need to tunnel down before we pop-out on the underneef side of the Flerf?


Ullyr_Atreides

For real. Shits sad man.


Golinth

The internet was a mistake


FlamingDrakeTV

No, but negative bias is a bitch... Easier to focus on the hundreds that use it for misinformation than the millions it have helped


1Ill1lII1IlI1lIl1

I think you have that ratio backwards my man


jetsetninjacat

I mean these people were around.... just they communicated on message boards and via mail with newsletters. You could find classifieds in the pennysaver for people looking for like minded individuals. Then you just had that one wierd dude in town who everyone knew was crazy but they just ignored it. Now they have a larger platform.


Lvisonicvs

When people said that the cure to stupidity was about having access to information. Well guess what, it wasn't!


kharmatika

What is, scientists having to debunk idiots? Sure, but it’s not some new thing. Benjamin Franklin has a famous editorial where he addresses anti vax sentiment and how dangerous it is. For every generation of scientific development, there will be skeptics and idiots. Just because we can see it now with the invention of the internet when before we couldn’t see it doesn’t mean it is somehow getting worse. It’s actually better that we’re seeing it, because now it’s visible for people to call it out. This is like the argument that things used to be safer for children. They didn’t. Children were still getting kidnapped, sold into trafficking, and murdered. We just didn’t acknowledge it as a social tu until the mid 20th century, and then everyone started noticing how prevalent it was and people started going “it’s not safe like it used to be.” No, it’s just as safe as it used to be. Which is to say, wildly unsafe. You just got lucky and had a kid that didn’t get grabbed so you thought your kid was safe. “Idiocracy” sentiment is a logical fallacy. We’ve only gotten smarter, more empathetic, and more developed as a species, and we will continue to do so. We just don’t see it that way because we are single human beings living in a 90 year vignette of the entirety of human existence, and can only contextualize things that existed before we did and after we will with a fuzzy, flawed viewpoint.


Liveyourlife365

This was definitely made by someone that didn't live through the 90s, people were just as dumb back then.


kharmatika

Dumber, actually. Every actual metric study shows we are always getting more intelligent as a species. It’s just visibility fallacy. We assume because we see something more that it’s happening more. Same thing happened with kidnappings. Some people still think things were safer before the 70’s. They weren’t. We just didn’t have modern forensics or manpower, so a lot more cases went cold so there was less of a push to find children who went missing.


TempusCavus

It was all ufos and cryptids though


UniqueJuggernaut

Tired of seeing this repost circulate every two weeks on Reddit. Be real cool if posters could come up with some more original content or just refrain from posting regurgitated stuff like this.


jumper501

And what in the round world does this have to do with Karens???


theonlydidymus

We just landed a robot on Mars and found water


Clay_Pidgeon

All of you people are idiots. The Earth isn’t round or flat - it’s fucked.


Arcoss

Yeah, that's right. I fucked the Earth.


kstill93

Rick?


performagekushfire

God, if this isn't a mood


bdinte1

It's funny... but I don't think this is the right sub.


poopcasso

What you mean round?


Superiorem

Ok, flatlander


SmallTowneBoy

Imagine the technological strides we could be making if we weren’t spending half the time trying to convince idiots things we’ve known to be fact for literal decades.


Jake3971

If a scientist is actually giving up time to try to convince some useless moron that the earth is round then he probably shouldnt be a scientist. Also scientists are accomplishing more than they have in all of time. So this whole post is pretty inaccurate.


Lolbotkiller

not just decades but millenia


ShmokinBigDoinks69

Imagine where we'd be if ever 5 minutes of history we didnt have to tell grown children that communism is a fucking farce


jimmyray01

This was before the internet let everyone know everything......


Justheretobesaad

When i was younger and i saw in a youtube video that humans might bomb themselves back to the medieval or dark ages i thought that could never happen, now i’m not so sure


irx4u

*that’s YOUR opinion* *smug arm folding intensifies*


Nkb3283

You dropped this /s


irx4u

Right next to my pocket whoops


ShmokinBigDoinks69

"Yes of course its completely healthy to give children hormone treatment, stop asking" Just because """iTs ScIeNcE""" doesnt mean its the end up of debates


Xeno_Lithic

I assume you're talking about delaying the onset of puberty. By the time it is administered, the rate of flux of gender identity is practically nil. Hormone blockers are associated with a much better mental health outcome for transgender teenagers and massively reduces suicidality, while allowing for an easier transition later in life. If, for whatever reason, they decide to stop, puberty will continue as normal. They are already routinely used for children with endocrine issues with no ill effects.


Version_Two

Imagine intentionally spreading misinformation for a meme


namotous

“And vaccines work”


cheogusto

Oh good, this post again


hornetjockey

Lies! It's an oblate spheroid!


swampfish

Scientists today just created a new type of vaccine for a new virus during a pandemic. That’s pretty cool.


Rustin007

But we landed another robot on mars and flew a drone there. Also we got now reusable rockets courtesy SpaceX.


Ed-Ucation

So, apparently we live on the flat end of a piston, or what??!??!11!!1


Sonicmaster06

For the last time, masks are *necessary*


BaeWatchh

Kyrie Irving?


draks60

It's not the last time...


OstentatiousSock

We’ve been fighting flat earthers for decades now. Not new.


Wrongsoverywrongmate

A century anyhow, they started all this in the 1800s because modern astronomy wasn't lining up with the bible


mmarlaire1997

Can't wait for this to get reposted again tomorrow and get to r/all


ChoiceFabulous

We did lose Pluto...


Zonyxe

When are smart people gonna shut up about this and realize it doesn't fucking matter whether or not the stupid people believe in the science, but that it matters whether or not they UNDERSTAND it? Just stop giving them attention for showing off their ignorance and stupidity by claiming FACTS aren't real. It DOESNT FUCKING MATTER. What matters is whether or not the understand it, because that's the only thing that can change minds.


[deleted]

Flat Earth is the greatest troll of all time.


panVu

Internet - a platform giving idiotic people a place to gather and support each other in being more idiotic :')


No-Ebb-5990

Real Earth has curves


No-Ebb-5990

It's not flat or round Earth is fucked


PubofMadmen

... but ...but ...but there aren’t enough funds for science classes, sex education and bible courses. So we settled on the latter where it would do the most good. "The earth is flat." "You can’t get pregnant if you jump up-&-down after sex." "The world and universe were created in 6 days." America has become the punchline.


aradia1313

There have been flatearthers since Copernicus


mnlion33

I tell my wife that I would give up anything to be on a colony ship heading out to deep space because I want to be the dumbest person amongst scientists and engineers. I'll promise not to touch anything.


98_Kane

Yes, round. Like a disk.


anriqarhanyan

Wait... flat earthers are considered karen too?


MeanMembership7

Repooooost


[deleted]

I mean... Nothing really changed since the 90. We still clone sheep's and land shit on Mars. But in the meantime we gave almost every idiot in the world internet. So they can share their stupidity with the world. I played game once. It was called Division 2. Once you finished the game and accomplished something you went to Tier 2 world. If you finished that you went to Tier 3 and so on. I think we need to setup internet tiers and you need to pass certain test to get into next tier.


aguythatsucks

How many times will people repeat this joke?


92fordtaurus

There was a lot of controversy about the Sheep.


F4RM3RR

I mean, we also photographed a black hole... so there’s that


SoxTheSloth

For the last time, there are only two genders.


ChestyT

you think thats AIR youre breathing?


sorin25

prove it !


OrangeJIM123

I’m fairly certain we landed a rover on Mars... like a month ago? And created self landing rockets, a vaccine for a world pandemic etc etc, people aren’t dumber due to the Internet, more people just have the ability to interact with one another.


EzraRavindra

The earth is so fucking flat, it becomes round.


OldFozzy

Scientists aren't debating this, they aren't defending the majority globe consensus they're busy, trying to get some government cash. Haha.


socsa

No, but wifi can hit 1gbps now so we good actually


Jake3971

Yes because every scientists spends atleast 16 hours a day arguing with flat earthers and technological growth has been at a stand still ever since.


Realistic-Duck-922

Exactly why I'm not excited about landing on Mars for the Nth time. Hype it up all you want but we've been there before. NO NO WAIT! This time they flew a little remote controlled helicopter on the red planet!! Piss off. Do something useful.


justcallmejimbo

Is this still a thing? I've met 1 flat earther, ever. Wasn't sure for a long time if he was joking or not. I live in Canada. So I'm unsure if it's just not my province, not my country, or what. My exposure to this has been mostly American, it seems. Not ripping on them directly, but that's just what I'm seeing.


Thediabeast

And men are not women and vice versa


johnb300m

Since when was flat earth a “Karen” thing?


abbylouise711

My university supervisor first year was one of the scientists involved in cloning dolly the sheep! He was amazing as a tutor


kharmatika

I mean. Scientists today: “we created a vaccine for the most widespread pandemic our world has ever seen in less than a year and the tech we used also might end up curing cancer for cancer, also those guys over there put a new rover down and it has a drone. Did you hear about the new type of particle collider? Pretty sweet”


GiantMiner5

The replies to this tweet are gonna be “Well it’s because we are smarter now”


gojo-states

Media Focused on TRP and sensation. Thats it.


E55EM

Is this really fall into the definition of a Karen though? At first I thought a Karen was just a template for a bitchy, possibly suburban/middle class middle-aged woman. But since I've seen the term blow up, I've seen the term get applied to people with certain political stances, races, religions, and I guess in this case, flat earth theory. I dunno, I feel like "Karen" is sometimes just being applied to anything or action that's dumb or frowned upon.


MAGAdeth9000

90s scientists: All mammals have either XX or XY chromosomes, which determine their gender Scientists today: Yeah bro just chop your dick off bro you can totally be a girl bro please don't call me a bigot bro...I mean miss


poemsavvy

Where my bowl earthers at?


ChickenNoodleGud

The Earth is a cube.


hauntedvodka

see also: VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM


TheWhoamater

To be fair, not the scientists fault


kelteshe

Oblate spheroid, but I digress.


gordonpown

Don't worry, in the 90's they had to explain how the world isn't ruled by aliens, the pyramids weren't made by aliens, and that faith healers are scammers.


Mazzman96

For the last time stop reposting this.


PinkRainbow95

Repost


MsFloofNoofle

We’ve fallen so far... (lol, gravity)


Placebo_Jackson

It’s an oblate spheroid. My 9th grade earth science teacher was disappointed in us because we didn’t know this. We didn’t know because he was a shitty teacher that just eye-raped cheerleaders all day and didn’t teach us anything.


realister

Scientists today: What gender out of 1000 are you?


punchybot

We give morons too much attention on this site.


Version_Two

Yep. They love starting trouble, and what can I say, most people love to fight back.


[deleted]

This doesn’t relate to Karens


SomeRedditor_

holy crap how many times is this going to be reposted


Unluckyduck-e

There are discoveries being made and things being accomplished scientifically but they’re downplayed by shit like flat earthers. I’m guessing things like that happened in the 90s as well. There have always been loud idiots and there always will be.


BigDaddyCool17

Social media was a mistake. Humans weren't ready for it, and now there is so much misinformation being presented as fact that people just take in like all you can eat shrimp for 14.99.


ignus99

Flat earthers aren't denying the fact it's round... They are denying it's spherical.


irishjihad

Round*ish*


No-Kyogre-195

\*Face Palm\* at the sheer amount of stupidity karens have.