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STOP USING LAZY/SHITTY GRAMMAR IN AN ATTEMPT TO SOUND COOL...Ignorance, laziness and stupidity aren't virtues

STOP USING LAZY/SHITTY GRAMMAR IN AN ATTEMPT TO SOUND COOL...Ignorance, laziness and stupidity aren't virtues

Ok_Supermarket_267

I think Old Navy might be the worst. Unwatchable.


DrDanielSmith

dr daniel smith here can agree by a lot


Fuzzybluepillow

Verbing the noun was cool when we were trying to make Google a verb. Now that that’s been accomplished, it’s not cool anymore.


astronomical_dog

That reminds me of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/8xlcmr/i_like_to_verb_words/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Calvin and Hobbes comic. “It got verbed!”


astronomical_dog

Also made me think of those bing ads a while back that tried to make bing a verb… anyone remember those?


scotems

"Shithead food reviewer was SHOOK when he had this popeye's chicken sandwich" FUCK YOU


YoBoiWitTheShits

You're saying you don't like seeing some unknown reviewer cum in their pants after eating a sandwich?


midnitelittlefoot

I HATE THAT.


PhoenixKhaan

"How do you tostada?" I don't see El Pollo Loco mentioned a lot on this sub but they are seriously one of the most annoying ones I've seen.


bash-history-matters

> El Pollo Loco > "How do you tostada?" How do you Roach Infestation? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H-w2SAMQHU


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

I think it might be more regional. Never heard of it, myself.


SpreadItLikeTheHerp

Had enough of adulting?


MichJohn67

Weird. Told my wife I FUCKING HATED THAT VERB!!! not twenty minutes ago.


breaux801

Like that Dairy Queen commercial with the G-maw and her G-son. I hate that damn thing


kmmreddit

Want to 'brain better?' 'Because science.' We're digressing as a society.


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hellocharmingstars

I’m going to start calling it that. 💯


astronomical_dog

You mean regressing?


kmmreddit

That's it! Thanks.


waychillbro

The bottom of the Kraft cheese bag I’m about to make lunch with says “Family Greatly.” That’s not a fucking thing!! Family isn’t a verb!


Sir_BusinessNinja

Ugh, fuck Optimum. Their internet is so fucking bad. They bought out the old provider on our area, and that’s when it went to shit. My old provider while their internet wasn’t great, at least they tried. Optimum, they don’t even give a fuck. I even heard it’s a pain in the ass to cancel your subscription with them, as they try to guilt trip you and pull off other shit.


idiot206

All cable companies are like this, they are *all* horrible.


forcymru

I wish this could have some efficacy but honestly this practice is in-style, and being perpetuated at such a rate where it’s like indoctrination at this point.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

You mean like "Because, vision." That doesn't even **MEAN** anything. I wish the same applied to internet posts, too. But, the days of generalized good grammar have gone the way of the rotary phone and the space shuttle. One question for OP, what does "when you use bounds as verbs" mean?


panburger_partner

Guessing they mistyped ‘nouns’ and it autocorrected to ‘bounds’


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

No idea...it was more than just one letter so I thought I'd ask.


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thembitches326

Cringy is the adjective.


giveusmorechoices

>are R-tards. How okay is this??? Dafuq, dude????


Rubicon730

How about adjectives for adverbs?? 😡 I don’t even think they do this on purpose, just stupidity. Don’t they pay “mad men” millions to check this shit first??


Smarkie

Like that goofy Lovesac song: "Remarkabo- what are you waitin' fo"


hellocharmingstars

“It’s a thing now” I can actively hear my brain cells popping when I hear that. Instant headache, no joke. Can we please stop calling things “a thing”!?