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How would you react if you asked your loved one for a puppy and they brought home an adorable widdle piglet?

How would you react if you asked your loved one for a puppy and they brought home an adorable widdle piglet?

Xantui

I wanted a puppy, we having bacon for breakfast!


phorq

I don't think the pig should eat bacon. Have you considered sausage?


Xantui

Where I'm from apparently cannibalism is normal.


EntasaurusWrecked

Where do you think sausage comes from?


phorq

They're pretty similar to hot-dogs, so I would have to guess dogs.


KarCanto

bacon says the farmer


pm-me-gps-coords

Red braised pork belly


11phoenix

Providing I had the right domestic setup and it's adult size was small, i'd likely be fine. Pigs are astonishingly smart and trainable. Also, I'd make sure never to feed it meat of any kind...they are natural meat eaters and once the develop a taste for it they aren't too fussy about what specie they munch on - including human.


Studious_Noodle

I'd have to explain 1) the difference between a dog and a pig, and 2) that baby talk is annoying.


okiwawawa

Perhaps she has a palatal lisp?


Studious_Noodle

If s/he did, s,/he would have said adowable. Either that or I'm dating Elmer Fudd in which case kill me now.


migistia

Disgusting


randomdragen

happy


JJ-Anthrax

Pigs are one of the three animals in the world I am truly terrified of, so not well.


TheRavenGirl13

It’s a snort puppy. I’m fine with it


Aero_Nix

Bacon


Craftycat99

Call the pig fido as a joke and spoil them like I do my cats


CaptainJackNarrow

Bacon ftw.


Thebrettanator1

name it Chris P. Bacon