How would you react if you asked your loved one for a puppy and they brought home an adorable widdle piglet?
By - okiwawawa
I wanted a puppy, we having bacon for breakfast!
I don't think the pig should eat bacon. Have you considered sausage?
Where I'm from apparently cannibalism is normal.
Where do you think sausage comes from?
They're pretty similar to hot-dogs, so I would have to guess dogs.
bacon says the farmer
Red braised pork belly
Providing I had the right domestic setup and it's adult size was small, i'd likely be fine. Pigs are astonishingly smart and trainable. Also, I'd make sure never to feed it meat of any kind...they are natural meat eaters and once the develop a taste for it they aren't too fussy about what specie they munch on - including human.
I'd have to explain 1) the difference between a dog and a pig, and 2) that baby talk is annoying.
Perhaps she has a palatal lisp?
If s/he did, s,/he would have said adowable.
Either that or I'm dating Elmer Fudd in which case kill me now.
Pigs are one of the three animals in the world I am truly terrified of, so not well.
It’s a snort puppy. I’m fine with it
Call the pig fido as a joke and spoil them like I do my cats
name it Chris P. Bacon