"oh you'd know, gayboy"
Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.
Kid named Sketchy
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_with the way it formated and its place on the thread, it looks to me like a disfigured EDP445 until i click on the reply button to fix it_
Holy shit I just realized that meme is 5 years old
Is that all?
Where are your parents
The weatherman who asks that is the kid's dad.
The takes one to know one approach fucking classic 😂
“Wouldn’t you like to know, gayboy?”
time does fly when you're having fun
I heard that gay means happy it all adds up
Im not gay and im not happy it all makes sense now.
I’m half gay and sorta happy so i think it adds up
There’s a time and a place to be mucking around
What if time’s just a construct of human perception?
Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist
The past is far behind us the doesn’t exist
Talking about fishing, that means that time’s fun when you’re having flies
get a new dad
Get a daddy
that username must've had a lot of commitment placed on it
I just want to make people happy by showing pictures of my dog
*edit: jesus christ i got a lot of chat requests asking for pics of my dog. I'm going to answer everyone...
You want a pic of my dog?
No, only his dog.
Well we shouldn't only take from those who offer, but reciprocate their love and compassion. There is no harm in engaging in a quandary over weather such a giving individual should also receive a gift for their grace and kindness. Peace be upon you my good friend, the dog Gods shall see upon ye favorably in Valhalla.
i also choose this guy's dog
i want a pic of your dog
[shout out to the legend](https://youtu.be/iNR-x1net-A)
Is that the same guy who gives out meth recipe?
Be sure to show your old daddy how you're cheating on him with your new one mmmpff god fuck
this is a wendy’s
Daddy loves it Wendy's ballz hit my face.
Your flair makes it immeasurably worse/better
༼ つ 𓁹‿𓁹༽つ
༼ つ 𓁼𓂏𓁼༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ♡‿♡ ༽つ
That first one is Anya.
Police will take the old one away in a Caddy
Already got one nerd
Get a new daddy
> time flies when you're a faggot
Ignoring the context this is honestly the funniest thing I've ever read and I'm definitely stealing this for my queer circle
I'm gonna text all of my gay friends right now about this tbh
are gay people allow to say faggot? I don't want to say it while stopping my friends from calling me that, I feel like a hypocrit
Know your audience, if you're just messing with your friends, it's in good faith, and you know no one will be hurt then you're good to say anything
Yeah, it's not like there's a "faggot on/off switch" (that I'm aware of). Just use common sense! If it hurts people, obviously don't say it. If it doesn't, it doesn't really matter.
No one gets a one-size-fits-all pass for things that don't fit all sizes. Duh.
I blacked out at a bar/lounge in my small to midsize hometown (which brings in lots of real small town college kids who think its a big city) and proceeded to just walk down the tables on the deck calling everyone a faggot. One mid twenty something lady got all prissy and said “you can’t say that” and without missing a beat I drunkly replied “yes I can, I suck dick” which shut her up pretty good
When your friends told you this story the next day, were you shocked at your own audacity or were you like “omg blackout me is based”
blackout Lorax is based
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
Chop them down, and I'll break your knees.
I am prepared to chase you to the depths of hell,
So remember my warning. Remember it well:
While I am here, the trees can't be harmed.
The trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed.
ok little gay orange thing
but consider this;
how bad could i possibly be?
As long as you don't use it in a derogatory way ig
It’s funny with the context, homophobia isn’t funny but it’s such a bizarre response to what op said that it brought me a chuckle
I'd be insanely in his face about it to piss him off
No no we’re all misunderstanding this- the dad is trying to come out himself
What on earth happened to this comment thread
Never seen a more "nuked" thread. I guess the otherkin thing brought them a lot of harassment.
My reaction too.
was also wondering
people were being really shitty about the otherkin thing and presenting it as problematic because of some generalized fear that if a queer person has other weird identities people will think being trans is the exact same thing.
I feel really sorry for the parent comment here they just wanted to talk about something really heartwarming in their life and people treated them like they weren't actually trans.
i was here yesterday though i didnt see everything, basically, people were being mean to them for being otherkin and... thats all i know tbf
probably got deleted cause it counted as bigotry for targeting them for what they identify as
This actually got my family to get over their bigotry, funnily enough.
Worked for being trans as well as otherkin, they also know I'm ace but with that one the reaction was a "Yeah that makes sense".
Having my parents back me up also got my extended family to be pretty accepting.
All in all it paid off weirdly well.
Make a deep fake of him with kissing another dude
Jk, unless….. 😳
Embrace it to piss him off. Respond with stuff like, "That's one of the many reasons I love being a fag. Fishing is so much better." A bully will often stop/ reduce bullying you if they realize it isn't having the intended effect.
I have to be careful, because I have already made that journey, but didn’t realize others have not. After embracing it, I started throwing out “fag”, like a lot. Some people are not ready and still find it very upsetting.
That being said, “time flies when your a faggot” is the funniest shit I have read in a long time. XD
I would have wheezing laughed in my dads face for like 20 minutes.
Yeah in college my lgbt friends and i used that word a lot towards each other because of a similar reason, we had to censor ourselves a lot in public lmao
Tbh i kinda like how we were “taking it back” in a way, like queer used to be an insult and now it’s the q in lgbtqia
I also like when slurs are losing their power. Much like the difference between hard-R and "My N-word".
I can see your dad using a hateful slur maybe not all that funny at the time.
That is the trick. The word used to be like “chicken” in Back to the Future. Immediately fucking fuming. It’s no way to go through life. Being that angry. Having no faith. It takes time and it sucks because you want to hit it with the biggest hammer but you can’t.
I grew up and the aggressors in my life lost their teeth. My dad had a few vertebrae fused together and is now 6” shorter than me, and my brother-in-law is 2 months away from collecting his 3 year sobriety coin.
It gets better.
For sure, but your experience is not shared with everyone. Laughing at the wrong person could get you killed, and I would wager that's been the case for a lot of young gay men.
i'm kind of a fan of the combative note in the word "faggot" the way my little online zoomer friends use it. i think it also serves as like an in-group identifier people use to differentiate themselves from lame or evil gays like mayor pete or log cabin republicans or whatever
Yeah NGL when I read this story, my initial reaction was "HIS DAD IS FRIGGEN HILARIOUS!"
Been there done that. It doesn't work, the insults won't stop and you'll just feel worse because you're repeating them as well now
Same here. It only made me feel complicit in my own bullying :/
It's like these people who go out of their way to constantly make self-deprecating jokes about their weight or whatever they're super insecure about. At some point you're just kicking yourself.
I mean it is actually having the intended effect
Daddy dearest doesn't need to know that.
4Chan users are something else. How tf do they consistently make bigotry into the funniest jokes💀💀
Lots of practice
bigotry must be covered in lulz, unironic hatred is unpleasant content something something daily-stormer style guide
> gotta know your audience
and also clean fashy people out all the time. You'll be quickly overrun otherwise.
Before it became an alt-right shithole, 4chan ran on a policy that nothing is sacred, nobody is safe. Everyone and everything will be mocked to oblivion, and no mercy will be asked for or offered. That culture hasn't completely dissolved yet.
Show your dad gay porn
Reminds me of Tourettes guy.
I think literally just respond with “…What?”
No anger, no malice, no sadness, just pure confusion. Make him feel like the fucking idiot he is.
Most sober 196 user
Are you a fucking cat
Time stops when you're a punk ass bitch.
"Time flies when you're a faggot"
This is such a hilarious tagline tho - ohv terrible dad but that's an amazing one liner.
Just wait until you can move out. After all, time flies when you're a...
In my experience there's really nothing you can do. Like he's honestly lucky he's not getting kicked out of the house
Parents when they're shitty are really really bad and if they're super irrational there's really nothing you can do, it's been like this my whole life for me and at this point the only thing I can do now is just try to get out but they're not really making it easy. Like I get really dizzy and it becomes really hard to breathe a lot of the time I'll get headaches and vision issues when it happens too so I might actually have some really bad blood pressure issues as a result of my anxiety disorder which is lovely.
he should ask him if he remembers blowing bubbles as a kid
when he says yes, say "well he's back in town and he wants your number"
I remember this thread. Most of the responses were supportive, with the rest laughing at how fucking funny the response was.
The fact that they're trying to find lgbt support on 4chan
Everything is fake and gay there
You know what they say: when everything's fake, it's gay. When everything's gay, it's fake. When everything's fake and gay, time flies.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/196
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>> Fake: it's gay. When everything's gay, it's fake. When everything's fake and
>> Gay: gay
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/196
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/ TendieBot3000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Holy shit, haven't seen you two in a while.
Allegedly 4chan is pretty aggressively queer in certain boards and circles.
fellas is it gay to be patient
Damn guess being a f***** has its perks (time flies when ur having fun)
Respond with "Nobody will hold your hand while you die. When you're lying on your deathbed, remember your actions. You chose to be irrationally hateful. Remember this when absolutely nobody is there to comfort you as you lie on your deathbed."
Works every time.
Can a gay person tell me if time really does fly when you’re a f*ggot
For me it drags on interminably
Sample size of one though, need more data
Have you tried fishing though?
That’s obviously horrible but it’s so fucking funny
He wants a kiss
Hi gay I’m dad
just call him the same slur casually.
If you don't want to get called a faggot I don't think 4chan is the place to be
Put him in an elderly home when he’s 60.
Hey dad, you like fish sticks?
time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist
This is like a child's response what
A lot of people suggesting clapbacks but honestly it's better for him to get out ASAP and find a more accepting support group. Abusers don't get cowed into submission by words, they usually respond to backtalk with escalating abuse.
Call him a filthy breeder! That's called "ribbing"; it's a straight man ritual of love forged through hate. /s
"Time sure does slow down when you're a straggot."
Then do intense battle with both of your time manipulating abilities.