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fuckinstupidhead

"oh you'd know, gayboy"


PlasmaLink

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.


gigabased_anon

Kid’s sketchy.


Drops-of-Q

Kid named Sketchy


KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

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dissoid

RIP


the_hole_pigeon

_with the way it formated and its place on the thread, it looks to me like a disfigured EDP445 until i click on the reply button to fix it_


Spycrabpuppet123

Holy shit I just realized that meme is 5 years old


Sheep03

Is that all?


Maxorus73

Where are your parents


minkymy

The weatherman who asks that is the kid's dad.


cuminseed322

The takes one to know one approach fucking classic 😂


G0D_1S_D3AD

“Wouldn’t you like to know, gayboy?”


Heefyn

time does fly when you're having fun


karry245

I heard that gay means happy it all adds up


Xgio

Im not gay and im not happy it all makes sense now.


karry245

I’m half gay and sorta happy so i think it adds up


ODMAN03

There’s a time and a place to be mucking around


HeyZeusDiedForYou

What if time’s just a construct of human perception?


Insert-Somethinghere

Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist The past is far behind us the doesn’t exist


canadiankidwho2

like birthdays


SprutisDispenser

And camping


Exploding_Antelope

Talking about fishing, that means that time’s fun when you’re having flies


unOriginalSwimming

get a new dad


DM-for-pic-of-my-dog

Get a daddy


unOriginalSwimming

that username must've had a lot of commitment placed on it


DM-for-pic-of-my-dog

I just want to make people happy by showing pictures of my dog *edit: jesus christ i got a lot of chat requests asking for pics of my dog. I'm going to answer everyone...


unOriginalSwimming

very respectable


Tedloi

You want a pic of my dog?


SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC

No, only his dog.


Tedloi

Well we shouldn't only take from those who offer, but reciprocate their love and compassion. There is no harm in engaging in a quandary over weather such a giving individual should also receive a gift for their grace and kindness. Peace be upon you my good friend, the dog Gods shall see upon ye favorably in Valhalla.


FingerGunsPewPewPew

i also choose this guy's dog


SmolikOFF

I do


FreakiesMyJimmies

i want a pic of your dog


TheeMrBlonde

[shout out to the legend](https://youtu.be/iNR-x1net-A)


IsNotPolitburo

RIP Trevor


Cat__Wrangler

Holy shit


whatafrickingnagger

Is that the same guy who gives out meth recipe?


SituatedSynapses

Be sure to show your old daddy how you're cheating on him with your new one mmmpff god fuck


ChaosDemonLaz3r

this is a wendy’s


Kuritos

Daddy loves it Wendy's ballz hit my face.


Careful_Nothing

Your flair makes it immeasurably worse/better


Kuritos

༼ つ 𓁹‿𓁹༽つ ༼ つ 𓁼𓂏𓁼༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ♡‿♡ ༽つ


dutcharetall_nothigh

That first one is Anya.


Kuritos

𓁹‿𓁹 "Heh"


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Police will take the old one away in a Caddy


imapissmyself

Already got one nerd


azu420

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNR-x1net-A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNR-x1net-A) Get a new daddy


JungleJayps

> time flies when you're a faggot Ignoring the context this is honestly the funniest thing I've ever read and I'm definitely stealing this for my queer circle


TigerBasket

I'm gonna text all of my gay friends right now about this tbh


HorrorCriticism3433

are gay people allow to say faggot? I don't want to say it while stopping my friends from calling me that, I feel like a hypocrit


shimapan_connoisseur

Know your audience, if you're just messing with your friends, it's in good faith, and you know no one will be hurt then you're good to say anything


yoyo-starlady

Yeah, it's not like there's a "faggot on/off switch" (that I'm aware of). Just use common sense! If it hurts people, obviously don't say it. If it doesn't, it doesn't really matter. No one gets a one-size-fits-all pass for things that don't fit all sizes. Duh.


ISpeakFor_TheTrees

I blacked out at a bar/lounge in my small to midsize hometown (which brings in lots of real small town college kids who think its a big city) and proceeded to just walk down the tables on the deck calling everyone a faggot. One mid twenty something lady got all prissy and said “you can’t say that” and without missing a beat I drunkly replied “yes I can, I suck dick” which shut her up pretty good


Foolishlama

When your friends told you this story the next day, were you shocked at your own audacity or were you like “omg blackout me is based”


dumbest_femboy

blackout Lorax is based


Katsuki_Bakugou495

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Chop them down, and I'll break your knees. I am prepared to chase you to the depths of hell, So remember my warning. Remember it well: While I am here, the trees can't be harmed. The trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed.


dumbest_femboy

ok little gay orange thing


dumbest_femboy

but consider this;


dumbest_femboy

how bad could i possibly be?


Ink_Sans21038

As long as you don't use it in a derogatory way ig


TigerBasket

You can


lastaccountg0tbanned

It’s funny with the context, homophobia isn’t funny but it’s such a bizarre response to what op said that it brought me a chuckle


IndecisiveAutomater

I'd be insanely in his face about it to piss him off


real_human_not_a_dog

No no we’re all misunderstanding this- the dad is trying to come out himself


AbsoluteTrash413

What on earth happened to this comment thread


The_Tarrasque

Never seen a more "nuked" thread. I guess the otherkin thing brought them a lot of harassment.


NinjaEagle210

My reaction too.


0w0_1

was also wondering


Helmic

people were being really shitty about the otherkin thing and presenting it as problematic because of some generalized fear that if a queer person has other weird identities people will think being trans is the exact same thing. I feel really sorry for the parent comment here they just wanted to talk about something really heartwarming in their life and people treated them like they weren't actually trans.


Shardar12

i was here yesterday though i didnt see everything, basically, people were being mean to them for being otherkin and... thats all i know tbf probably got deleted cause it counted as bigotry for targeting them for what they identify as


Chaos-Corvid

This actually got my family to get over their bigotry, funnily enough. Worked for being trans as well as otherkin, they also know I'm ace but with that one the reaction was a "Yeah that makes sense". Having my parents back me up also got my extended family to be pretty accepting. All in all it paid off weirdly well.


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punjabface

Make a deep fake of him with kissing another dude Jk, unless….. 😳


DeliciousZeke

Surely? But nay. Lest?


punjabface

Zest.


Covid669

Nest.


U2V4RGVtb24

Ness.


kittykitty117

Embrace it to piss him off. Respond with stuff like, "That's one of the many reasons I love being a fag. Fishing is so much better." A bully will often stop/ reduce bullying you if they realize it isn't having the intended effect.


TooLateForTacos

I have to be careful, because I have already made that journey, but didn’t realize others have not. After embracing it, I started throwing out “fag”, like a lot. Some people are not ready and still find it very upsetting. That being said, “time flies when your a faggot” is the funniest shit I have read in a long time. XD I would have wheezing laughed in my dads face for like 20 minutes.


brentonator

Yeah in college my lgbt friends and i used that word a lot towards each other because of a similar reason, we had to censor ourselves a lot in public lmao Tbh i kinda like how we were “taking it back” in a way, like queer used to be an insult and now it’s the q in lgbtqia


Xxyz260

I also like when slurs are losing their power. Much like the difference between hard-R and "My N-word".


Fartincopsmouths

I can see your dad using a hateful slur maybe not all that funny at the time.


TooLateForTacos

That is the trick. The word used to be like “chicken” in Back to the Future. Immediately fucking fuming. It’s no way to go through life. Being that angry. Having no faith. It takes time and it sucks because you want to hit it with the biggest hammer but you can’t. I grew up and the aggressors in my life lost their teeth. My dad had a few vertebrae fused together and is now 6” shorter than me, and my brother-in-law is 2 months away from collecting his 3 year sobriety coin. It gets better.


Fartincopsmouths

For sure, but your experience is not shared with everyone. Laughing at the wrong person could get you killed, and I would wager that's been the case for a lot of young gay men.


JeromesDream

i'm kind of a fan of the combative note in the word "faggot" the way my little online zoomer friends use it. i think it also serves as like an in-group identifier people use to differentiate themselves from lame or evil gays like mayor pete or log cabin republicans or whatever


dvadood

Yeah NGL when I read this story, my initial reaction was "HIS DAD IS FRIGGEN HILARIOUS!"


goodwarrior12345

Been there done that. It doesn't work, the insults won't stop and you'll just feel worse because you're repeating them as well now


kRkthOr

Same here. It only made me feel complicit in my own bullying :/ It's like these people who go out of their way to constantly make self-deprecating jokes about their weight or whatever they're super insecure about. At some point you're just kicking yourself.


BigBadBreadBoy

I mean it is actually having the intended effect


kittykitty117

Daddy dearest doesn't need to know that.


SquareElectrical5729

4Chan users are something else. How tf do they consistently make bigotry into the funniest jokes💀💀


Jeggu2

Lots of practice


sussy_femboy

bigotry must be covered in lulz, unironic hatred is unpleasant content something something daily-stormer style guide


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sussy_femboy

> gotta know your audience and also clean fashy people out all the time. You'll be quickly overrun otherwise.


Zaranthan

Before it became an alt-right shithole, 4chan ran on a policy that nothing is sacred, nobody is safe. Everyone and everything will be mocked to oblivion, and no mercy will be asked for or offered. That culture hasn't completely dissolved yet.


MrgyDee

Show your dad gay porn


Gorperino

Reminds me of Tourettes guy.


Le-Ando

I think literally just respond with “…What?” No anger, no malice, no sadness, just pure confusion. Make him feel like the fucking idiot he is.


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TheUndyingRhino

Most sober 196 user


ihonestlydontcarered

Are you a fucking cat


mlkkque

Nyaa~~


RedditorNumber-AXWGQ

Time stops when you're a punk ass bitch.


Tlomz27

"Time flies when you're a faggot" This is such a hilarious tagline tho - ohv terrible dad but that's an amazing one liner.


ligmaenigma

Just wait until you can move out. After all, time flies when you're a...


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Pho-k_thai_Juice

In my experience there's really nothing you can do. Like he's honestly lucky he's not getting kicked out of the house Parents when they're shitty are really really bad and if they're super irrational there's really nothing you can do, it's been like this my whole life for me and at this point the only thing I can do now is just try to get out but they're not really making it easy. Like I get really dizzy and it becomes really hard to breathe a lot of the time I'll get headaches and vision issues when it happens too so I might actually have some really bad blood pressure issues as a result of my anxiety disorder which is lovely.


psychpopnprogncore

he should ask him if he remembers blowing bubbles as a kid when he says yes, say "well he's back in town and he wants your number"


Cum__c

I remember this thread. Most of the responses were supportive, with the rest laughing at how fucking funny the response was.


SpilledCobra872

The fact that they're trying to find lgbt support on 4chan


jozews321

Everything is fake and gay there


yoyo-starlady

You know what they say: when everything's fake, it's gay. When everything's gay, it's fake. When everything's fake and gay, time flies.


TendieBot3000

> be me > > get home from my vasectomy > > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > > must be Chad again > > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > > log onto reddit and open /r/196 > > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > >> Fake: it's gay. When everything's gay, it's fake. When everything's fake and > >> Gay: gay > > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > > it's been a good day > > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


landwhalebot

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/196 >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/ TendieBot3000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


Zaranthan

Holy shit, haven't seen you two in a while.


Padapoo

Allegedly 4chan is pretty aggressively queer in certain boards and circles.


S_crufflord

fellas is it gay to be patient


CrystalRainwater

Damn guess being a f***** has its perks (time flies when ur having fun)


VoxelRoguery

Respond with "Nobody will hold your hand while you die. When you're lying on your deathbed, remember your actions. You chose to be irrationally hateful. Remember this when absolutely nobody is there to comfort you as you lie on your deathbed." Works every time.


knifeazz

Can a gay person tell me if time really does fly when you’re a f*ggot


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For me it drags on interminably Sample size of one though, need more data


Cpt_Patrik

Have you tried fishing though?


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ODMAN03

That’s obviously horrible but it’s so fucking funny


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Snowball54

He wants a kiss


FloofBagel

Hi gay I’m dad


BurgerPB5

just call him the same slur casually.


Amulet380

If you don't want to get called a faggot I don't think 4chan is the place to be


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fuck him


Flyingfish3234

Put him in an elderly home when he’s 60.


Truckfullofchildren

Fucking hilarious


BlackTarAccounting

Hey dad, you like fish sticks?


horizonhd_official

time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist


WiFi2347

This is like a child's response what


Witch-Cat

A lot of people suggesting clapbacks but honestly it's better for him to get out ASAP and find a more accepting support group. Abusers don't get cowed into submission by words, they usually respond to backtalk with escalating abuse.


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Call him a filthy breeder! That's called "ribbing"; it's a straight man ritual of love forged through hate. /s


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Impadop

"Time sure does slow down when you're a straggot." Then do intense battle with both of your time manipulating abilities.