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TheWorfer27

Tuna was confirmed to be fake, chicken might be too lmao


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

What do you mean "fake tuna", what were they putting on the subs instead?


TheWorfer27

a mixture of "various concoctions"


iloveindomienoodle

Including pork, which makes the Subway Tuna Sandwich haram.


mr-kvideogameguy

Is that eligible for lawsuit ?


ExoticBrownie

Easily


men_appreciation

Semen.


EasterBurn

r/196 user try not to comment cum (and it's synonym) on a post about food challenge. (100% impossible)


Samthevidg

I thought it was because that the temperature the tuna was precooked at basically deformed protein making it unidentifiable really


bigkeanuchungus1001

But matpat said its real tuna😭😭😭😭😭😭


Bigkockanyprecentrun

i know youre joking but in the video matpat brought enough evidence to prove its most likely tuna


Bigkockanyprecentrun

wait i wont delete bcs only losers delete but it is confusing is it tuna or not?


Euphoric_Web

Its fucking bullshit is what it is, I was told they’d have the Buffalo Tenders at Culvers back by last fall and they’re still not back I want to kms


MrBirb_

I am slowly tracking down your exact location by the subtle information you share


Euphoric_Web

Just find where I live already so we can hang out, you don’t need hide your feelings for me with these threats


MrBirb_

Threats? I’m just letting you know in case you hear something inside your walls around 2:38 AM EST on 15/4/23


Euphoric_Web

Oh my gosh just come over


MrBirb_

Wait until 15/4/23 around 2:38 AM EST


VanillaCentral

A whole year? Imma have Euphoric Webs address by next month


Professional-Hair-12

he doesn't have walls he lives on a boat near Wisconsin


bluephantom1010

as a culvers worker im sorry, we're trying near everything to get some lmao


Euphoric_Web

Thank you for your service, I’ll always back the blue


Terezzian

Yooo fellow Midwesterner


PeperoniMaestro

They milked more from the creature


Uknow-_-

Speaking of milking,this is the same guy who tweeted "Imagine if men breastfed babies using their c***s"


saconner9

Wtf


psytronix_

Curious - y'all Americans experiencing a chicken shortage? I'm very sorry to hear


crispycrussant

Yea we went outside one morning and all of the chickens had vanished. Weird, huh?


YIMYUM420

Reminds me of a certain Orwellian book


trowelmanthe

animal farm


PersonifiedH

People in r/196 reposting tweets from someone named kira . . . . 😳


TerseFoil0

Uh oh


desktopgamer2839

is it subtracting down though


Steve_En

why dont they just put them in the Chicken Logarithmic Multiplication Machine? they have it in every 7/11


[deleted]

subway took all the chickens


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

Demand more murder, consumers


Tallia__Tal_Tail

America is in a weird chicken spot. Like we got that and then you have KFC out here fucking selling vegetarian chicken